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Joined 09-24-07, id: 1383130, Profile Updated: 11-16-14
Author has written 11 stories for Kuroshitsuji, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

HOMESTUCK.
Best obsession ever. (9/20/2014)
You can't fight the Homestuck. I can't do anything but Homestuck anymore. Just Homestuck. Nothing else. I think Homestuck. I read Homestuck. I youtube Homestuck. And while I wait for the update it's just fanfiction and fanvideo and fanadventures and Homestuck everything is Homestuck. Homestuck snuck into my school. Seriously. I put Homestuck into a paper of mine. As my obsession has reached unbelievable heights, more than my obsession for Hetalia or Durarara!! or Vocaloid, my layout for my profile must be changed.

Name: Rhen Sawyer
Birthday: March 21
Chumhandle: bloodthirstyKitten
Fetch Modus: Internet
Strife Specibus: Clawkind
God Tier: Thief of Heart


UPDATE 11/16/2014

I have officially outgrown fanfiction.net. I haven't been here in years, I haven't written anything for here in years. I'm sorry to everybody but more than likely I will never be back. I have an AO3 but again, I haven't written anything for a very long time because now I'm in college and I just don't have the time for it and I have no inspiration to write anything anymore beyond my original works.

If you PM me to edit your fics, I will if you keep open communications. I enjoy editing still and I love helping people get better. However, I don't know how fanfiction.net's BETA system works to be completely honest. Send me a PM and I will get back to you.

I roleplay original characters still and if you would like to RP original characters please send me a PM. Fandoms, less likely, but potentially if I'm very into it. Message me about it if you really want to.

I'm sorry if I don't get back to you, I'm very busy in art school.

Thank you for visiting my page and I hope you have a very good day. If you've enjoyed my fics from 9th grade, I'm still very amused to know, and thank you for being the sort of person that would make younger me very pleased with herself.


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Captors and Keepers by Epithimia reviews
Act 2 of Primary and Secondary. Your name is Sollux Captor. Your best friend Aradia has a boyfriend she won't shut up about and the crossdressing jerk you share a bathroom with constantly wants a piece of you. What now? College Humanstuck; Eridan/Sollux and Equius/Aradia. Cowritten with Dyzzyah
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,427 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Primary and Secondary by Epithimia reviews
Sollux just wanted to go to a real college, Eridan just wanted to get laid. Funny how they ended up sharing a bathroom. A series of bits and pieces of the lives of several college students and how they intertwine. College Humanstuck; Eridan/Sollux and Equius/Aradia. Cowritten with Dyzzyah
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,406 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
on passion and buckets by venusianeye reviews
a question worth asking: why does it matter how passionate you are for your kismesis or matesprit? And furthermore: why are buckets so lewd? primarily sollux/eridan, but there's rose/kanaya in the background. xenobiology headcanons in fic form.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
A Confession Paradox by VespertineFlora reviews
Kanaya feels the overwhelming need to confess her flushed feelings to Rose, but is afraid of destroying their friendship… when it occurs to her that she can confess to Rose WHENever she wants. Rosemary fluff
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Kanaya M., Rose L. - Complete
Let Me Love You by VespertineFlora reviews
After many months together, John finally convinces Karkat to uphold his end of the "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" bargain, despite the troll's apprehension to do so. JohnKat fluff with smut, advisory for alien genitalia
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by BMIK reviews
Rufus has purchased himself a new toy from Hojo, a doll created to imitate human mannerisms almost too well. How close to human can a robot be without starting to question who it is? Reno/Rufus/Yazoo, Sephiroth/Cloud, Co-written with kiki-slasha
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 185,432 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Yazoo, Reno - Complete
A Contract is Meant to be Broken by inmemoryoftheMasterRapper reviews
A possessive butler and an equally possessive master. What are the odds that something sinful might happen? But Sebastian is already the embodiment of sin. What more can you expect from him? Well, he wants his master more than anything...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,591 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Me Like Hockey by IronicNarwhal reviews
In which Finland is very angry at the Finnish hockey team, and Sweden gives her a little 'reward'. Fem!Su/Fem!Fin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Substitution by Morphine Dementia reviews
"It was either an invasion of clowns or a giant dog screwing a giant beachball, so either way it was evil and had to be stopped." Kinkmeme fill. Lavi discovers that Art of Kanda is not only suitable for taking pictures. Unfortunately, it makes noises. Squeaky noises. And, of course, certain homicidal bypassers will find it suspicious... CRACK, LaviDummy, KandaLavi, yaoi, language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Thaw by syntheticcatharsis reviews
Russia found him antagonizing. He thought Russia should be razed from the face of the earth. But still, America stayed. -RussiAmerica-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
An Unexpected Discovery by Angel Fantasy reviews
Poor Kanda only wanted to hit the sack when he got back from his last mission, but instead had his most guarded secret found out by Lavi of all people. And, cherry on the cake, he got screwed right after that. Talk about getting some much needed rest...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
It's all nice and cute to work at the UN… not by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*Various pairings, CRACK* One poor human working for the UN is asked to find a certain Finnish diplomat. On his search, he finds out more than he’d ever wanted to know about many of those ‘strange foreign diplomats’.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
8675309 Renji For a Good Time Call by DrabbleandFluff reviews
Renji is a part time phone sex operator, Byakuya is a high powered CEO, mostly alone in a foreign country... their lines cross.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,806 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Restraint by nehalenia reviews
Renji had been so glad to see Ishida in Hueco Mundo he'd wanted to kiss him. Thing was, now they were out of Hueco Mundo and he still wanted to kiss him... and more. Renji x Ishida.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Uryuu I., Renji A. - Complete
Curiosity Is For the Brave, the Young, & the Horny by lpdrunknmunky reviews
Curiosity is a wonderful thing. AxLxK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
A Meeting by purefoysgirl reviews
Yazoo has a job interview and Reno, naturally, can't let him go alone. This is for all my readers who wanted more Reno/Yazoo from my Beginning of the End bit!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Reno, Yazoo - Complete
KaBoom by purefoysgirl reviews
This is a story about the handcuffs Reno promised not to forget-as requested by a reviewer, as a thank you for the review! A sub-story of SINS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Reno, Yazoo - Complete
The Beginning of the End by purefoysgirl reviews
Start of a story between Cloud and Kadaj, staying as true to the characters as posssible. Cloud finds himself confronted by a boy who is frighteningly similar to a man he once loved and had been forced to kill. CloudxKadaj/RenoxYazoo. PLEASE REVIEW!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,445 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
Neteryt by MoonlightDewz reviews
Ptolemy belongs to Bartimaeus. BartimaeusXPtolemy
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,102 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007
Allergies by crazy novelist-san reviews
Kiba's sense of smell skyrockets and he develops allergies to match just stepping outside could kill him. Quarantined, cold, and alone Shino tries to warm Kiba up, but is Kiba ready for Shino’s feelings? ShinoKiba, rated for shonenai fluff. ONE-SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping by ValkyrieRavenfeather reviews
Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Firecracker by Experimental reviews
The story of a Popsicle and the twins who loved it. Rated for suggestiveness.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Sex Burns Calories reviews
America and Russia decide, on an apparent whim... Well, to play the Random Question Game. And it's destined to be... well, interesting, to say the least, at the very first question: "Америка, who was your first? Were you on top or bottom?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - America, Russia
All Ill Need a Nurse reviews
Prussia… Is sick. Sick and at Austria's house for medical care. With is constant whining, overdramatizing, and… Prussia-ness, what lengths would Austria go to for him to shut up? … You'd be surprised.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Body Remembers reviews
England was drunk. So was Russia, for that matter. But it was fine… Until England decided to deny Russia's superior claim to America. Of course, Russia couldn't just leave that unpunished, can he?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
Two Problems reviews
Sequel to "I Know". Prussia... Is seriously troubled with his sex life. Austria really kept his word, Prussia was always bottom! And Roddy doesn't really do kinks... Well today, that's all going to be rectified! Prussia is going to top in kinky sex!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
I Know reviews
Oh, really?" Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. "And what makes you say that?" - "Because," Prussia smirked triumphantly, "every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
And Then They Got Bored reviews
Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Damn Prussia! reviews
“Oh, really?” Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. “And what makes you say that?” - “Because,” Prussia smirked triumphantly, “every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Hetalia of Human Sacrifice reviews
There once was a little dream. Nobody knows who dreamt it...'How can I make people dream me?... I will make people come to me, and they will make my world'." Songfic to Vocaloid's "Alice of Human Sacrifice". Not much I can really say. Need genre help .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Russia - Complete
Tears reviews
Debt to be paid... Ciel belongs to Sebastain now, body and soul. Sebastain could take the latter but... Well, he doesn't want it yet.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Notice Me! reviews
Canada is tired of no one noticing him. Especially the one he loves At least in that way . So he decides to ask France for a little help on how to be noticed. /IN THAT WAY./
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
It's Over reviews
Checkmate. "The pawn had moved to the other side of the board, and had turned from a loyal pawn to a vicious, disobedient knight..." And now payment is due.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete