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“All right grunts, listen up! You’re the laziest, sloppiest bunch o’ momma’s boys wot ever stuck their plastic heads out of a combat platoon playset. But if you pay real close attention to me, a coupla you just might make it through this boot camp and into the real army. Where you’ll probably get blasted to bits or turned into a steaming puddle of plastic. This ain’t fun and games, this is war!"

-Sarge talking to Green Army recruits

meh, write what you know.

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First In, Last Out by ThePatriot reviews
War is hell, war with the Zerg is worse... Chapter 11 up
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 3/14/2001
The Interlopers by E1701 reviews
An intrepid Arm crew must brave the dangers of an alternate universe. Total Annihilation/Starcraft(WIP)
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2001 - Published: 1/17/2001
Army Men: A New War reviews
A history of the Army Men world after the opening of the portals. It ties together the PC games and adds some exciting new twists. Will the expedition learn why the portals disappeared? Updated! 07/24/15
Army Men - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 12/13/2001
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