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“All right grunts, listen up! You’re the laziest, sloppiest bunch o’ momma’s boys wot ever stuck their plastic heads out of a combat platoon playset. But if you pay real close attention to me, a coupla you just might make it through this boot camp and into the real army. Where you’ll probably get blasted to bits or turned into a steaming puddle of plastic. This ain’t fun and games, this is war!"

-Sarge talking to Green Army recruits

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First In, Last Out by ThePatriot reviews
War is hell, war with the Zerg is worse... Chapter 11 up
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 3/14/2001
The Interlopers by E1701 reviews
An intrepid Arm crew must brave the dangers of an alternate universe. Total Annihilation/Starcraft(WIP)
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2001 - Published: 1/17/2001
Army Men: A New War reviews
A history of the Army Men world after the opening of the portals. It ties together the PC games and adds some exciting new twists. Ch.4: Sarge's expedition into the park discovers something unsettling. Updated! 01/03/16
Army Men - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 12/13/2001
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