Blue Yeti
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Joined 12-12-01, id: 138358
Author has written 47 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Diana Wynne Jones, and Discworld.
"There is precious little in civilisation to appeal to a Yeti."
- Sir Edmund Hillary

So, Yeti, what on Earth is happening with your fics?

I'm glad you asked, Anon, as now I have the perfect oportunity to tell you all about my excuse of the past year: HSC (those final highschool exams that the kids in Home and Away do). This is now OVER, which is good. This means Fic is Coming.

So, you're actually going to finish Birds of a Feather?

That's the plan. After I put the finishing touches on a few one-shots I've been working on for a while I will pour my heart, soul and bodily juices into getting the last four chapters of BoaF up, and then revamping the entire thing. I will NOT be making BoaF Canon-compliant, because that would be impossible, but I will be fixing up the more blatant parts where I am kicking my 14-yr-old self.

I am actually you, so I know that BoaF is meant to have a sequel, is this happening?

I have no idea, frankly. This is why BoaF has been taking so long - I've been playing around with different endings, one resolved, and one in preparation of having a sequel. The sequel has a lot of juice to it, and possibly even some Holly/Artemis, and for those reasons I would like to write it. However, with how BoaF stands, encroaching on its fourth year, I don't know if I should commit myself to another novel-length fic.

What about Forty-Two? I want my dose of Artler loving!

PTerry (or possibly GNeil) once said that if you don't know where a story is going after 10 000 words you'll never know where it's going. I have 20 000 words of 42 and... Well, I'm working on it. The Butler sections are coming along remarkably well, but there is, so far, no over-arching plot. Which really means There Is No Plot. It's sort of like there being No Spoon, but more problematic

What's this Fanfic100 thing?

Fanfic100 involves claiming a fandom/pairing and then writing 100 fics to 100 prompts. I have claimed both Artemis Fowl: General Series, and Discworld: Death, so expect 100 fics, ficlets and drabbles of those within the next six months or so.

Wow! You've finally done what you've been threatening to do for years and branched beyond AF!

Yes, I have, isn't it fun?

The Big Project is, of course:

The Chrestomanci Novel

This is currently getting two hours of Planning per day. It's filled with Gods, Goddesses, kidnapping, merging worlds, and completely lacks in child genii. I have flipped through encyclopedias, raided gods from all major religions, and gained sufficient knowledge on various subjects in order to add to wikipedia.

The Plan is to Finish BoaF tick, and then start on The Chrestomanci Novel. My Stepmum has orders to check on my progress, and so I will be forced to write 1500-2000 words/day for the 40 days after I finish sufficient planning so that I feel I can start writing and never stop.

The Chrestomanci Novel should take me out December through Janurary.

On this note, are there any Chrestomanci fans who'd like an unpaying job as ideas-beta?

Chrestomanci and Discworld. Are there any other fandoms which should be warned of your coming?

His Dark Materials (some ficlets and one-shots, as well as an Artemis/Will Parry slashfic), some Discworld Vimes fic, Howl's Moving Castle (also Diana Wynne Jones), and a few ficlets for The Sandman.

And all those Artemis Fowl one-shots you promised months ago...

One-shotting is fun, but takes a lot more out of me than novelling. (Weird, but true, because I spend a lot more time editting and playing with styles, formatting, and structure.) Some are coming, some are not, hopefully you'll like what does come, when it eventually comes.

You can be sure of a co-write with Kitty Rainbow, a flik'd, fantastic Christmas Fic. We started it in 2002, but finally have the time, inclination and bullying power to actually finish it. Deck the halls with bowels of Holly is probably as tasteless as it gets.

Anything else...

Look both ways before crossing the road, and stop talking about The Bird Flu Pandemic as being inevitable.


I'm also a mod on Criminality (), which is a lovely AF fanfic archive, where we screen fics and have scary conversations in the forums. Go there, you shall find quality. We also need you to recommend any fics which you think are good enough to be archived on there. You can do this by sending an email to criminality-submit@popullus.net, by leaving a message on the Criminality yahoogroup (), or by leaving a message on the Criminality forums, (). Please do. (The Mary Sue Litmus Test can also be found at )


Come one, come all, to The Orion Awards -. A sister-site to and an extension of the Criminality crew's endevour to spread the news of quality Artemis Fowl fanfiction to the fandom. As the site is a WIP, we're doing a great deal of the work involved on ff.net and Criminality, hense the Orion Awards C2 group.

With the Orion Awards we aim to acknowledge those fics which are the best in their genre or category, with a fair and comprehensive voting and judging system. Unfortunately, we don't know about the fics unless you tell us of your favourite as well as what category/ies you believe it best fits into, which you can do through email (to myself, or to Liz-Beth37) . If the fiction is archived on ff.net it will be added to the archive of the Orion Awards C2 group. In time there will be a on-site recommendation system, but until this occurs we would appreciate your emailed recommendations.

The categories a fiction can be nominated for are as follows:

Genre
Best Het Romance Fic - The het must be the main part of the fic.
Best Slash Romance Fic - The slash must be the main part of the fic.
Best Alternate Universe Fic - s/e
Best Speculative Fiction - That is, science fiction and/or fantasy.
Best Action/Adventure Fic - s/e
Best Humour Fic - That is, non-parody humour.
Best Parody Fic - s/e
Best Drama Fic - s/e
Best Angst Fic - s/e
Best Crossover Fic- s/e
Best Miscellaneous Genre Fic - Includes Mystery, Horror, PWP, and General; fics should only be nominated for this if they do not fit under any other genre.
Best Overall Fic - Characterisation, plot, writing style, OC's (if applicable), and technicalities (spelling, punctuation, grammar, canon details).

Type
Best Short Fic - That is, a one-shot, drabble(s), or ficlet.
Best Work In Progress Chaptered Fic - s/e
Best Completed Chaptered Fic - s/e
Best Songfic - s/e

Single-Aspect
Best Original Character - Not only on lack of Sue-ism, but also three-dimensional.
Best/Most Memorable Line - s/e
Best Overall Characterisation - s/e
Best Concept/Idea - Originality, realism, and evidence of research/planning must all be considered.

People's Choice
Best Overall Fic - Characterisation, plot, writing style, OC's (if applicable), and technicalities (spelling, punctuation, grammar, canon details).
Best Relationship Fic - Can be either het or slash; again, the ship must be the main part of the fic.
Best/Most Memorable Line - s/e

Thank you for your time.

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Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5657 - Favs: 6,064 - Follows: 7,223 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 2,416 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revolutions by Twist reviews
FINISHED Stoneface Vimes overthrew King Lorenzo, and was killed shortly thereafter, giving rise to a long line of Morporkian Patricians. But what if Vimes had lived? Join the readers who rave this journey down the Other Trouser Leg is "pretty ok!"
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
The Tears of Never by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
Artemis is not a normal child: it is safe to assume his nightmares will not be normal either. Repost, oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
S is for Slytherin by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's second history lesson: Gryffindor was a perv and Slytherin wasn't much better. The third history lesson: don't mess with the Master. Class dismissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,771 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How Many 9 Lived Enchanters Does it Take by Roseveare reviews
...to change a lightbulb? An unusual 'magical hiccup' occurs -- and Chrestomanci is quite beside himself. vague weird slash.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Modus vivendi by miskatonic reviews
[Chrestomanci] In which Tonino Montana is confronted by a puzzle of cakes and cats, and arrives at a satisfactory solution. (Cat x Tonino)
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,127 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003
Dead Man's Curve by intriKate reviews
The last moments of Ysabell and Mort.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/4/2003
The Well of Shadows by Ruskbyte reviews
Completed Sequel to The Order of the Phoenix. Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts has begun and with it a mix of friends and enemies, old and new, an ominous prophecy, great battles, and a pair of truly crazy DADA teachers. All hell is about to break loose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 234,689 - Reviews: 3245 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Concupiscence by ophelia who is insane reviews
This is a fic unlike anything that you've seen before; it doesn't have a genre and it has its own sparkling new ship - ArtemisOlder woman. A novella about seduction, corruption, sodomy, and other good stuff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2003
Taking the Chance by Lyona of Tartarus reviews
Takes place after the Eternity Code. Artemis contemplates something that his father said during the book. It's a one-shot. A few spoilers in there. My first fanfiction, be as harsh as you like, though. I probably need it. Just review?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Complete
Secret Keeper by Lady Game reviews
James and Lily Potter are on the run from the Dark Lord Voldemort. But when one of your best friends turns out to be an enemy, and your worst enemy turns out to be a friend, who are you meant to trust? (AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,911 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 9/30/2002 - James P., Severus S.
Failed by BigGreenMonkey reviews
A small insight to Butler's mind where Artemis is concerned.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2003
Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions by Barb LP reviews
(or: The Last Temptation of Harry Potter) Sequel to Harry Potter & the Psychic Serpent. Harry's 6th year. Is giving Harry exactly what he wants Voldemort’s ultimate revenge? [COMPLETE!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 415,659 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 4/3/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Silver to Rust by Stardust Firebolt reviews
Memories can be so painful. In Angeline Fowl’s case, they brutally dragged her down into an abyss of insanity. And that insanity adversely affected her son’s life forever. Alternate Universe - what could have happened if Holly hadn’t cured Angeline.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003
The Wake by ophelia who is insane reviews
For all you people out there who are quietly shipping H/J in a corner. Told in the First person, antagonistic, sorrowful, with slash. Think before you flame.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2003
Noviate by Sasha Kaidanovsky reviews
[PART THREE UP] [ON HOLD]! A series of short stories outlining events spoken about in 'The Elenium' but never explored about the time they were novices. Mostly martle based but Plenty of Sparhawk and Kaltan too.
David Eddings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002
Kleptomaniac by The Book of Jude reviews
There are many secrets--some as precious as gold. But they go against everything you've ever known. [AU: mostly Julius-centric]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/7/2003
Killer Instinct by Corpus Delicti reviews
*Chapter Six is UP, Chapter One RE-WRITTEN* Dublin, 2012. Artemis knows well the feeling of walking the razor's edge. But when his notorious cartel is at the peak of its success, a new, rival cartel rises. And they want Fowl dead.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002
Good Intentions by Quenna reviews
Artemis Fowl at 7-years-old: smarter than his teachers, about to finish school, inventor ... young, nieve, impressionable, innocent ... and as open to emotional injury as any other child.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003
What Could Have Been by eQuasarus reviews
[AU] Sirius made a mistake. We all do. But what would it have been like if had stolen Harry away before he went to Azkaban?[Long hiatus, probably abandoned]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,209 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/12/2003 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Harry P.
When Death Comes Knocking At My Door by Distorted Pheonix reviews
If he was going to kill me, I may as well leave him something to think about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 1/6/2002 - Percy W., Lily Evans P.
Another Year by Miadevil reviews
Chapter 3 up-- Plot exposition abounds. All your questions are answered. It's epic! Or not.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 12/9/2002
Anthropomorphism by Twist reviews
Having a mortal body's a bugger, isn't it?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Complete
Tormented Musings by Eleida reviews
Happily married and settled in the underground, Holly muses about the death of Artemis Fowl. -I was sick today, so I stayed home from school and wrote another semi-chapter type thing...-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002
Burzum-Ishi by Yoda reviews
The Enemy has fallen, and now is the time to remember the cost...*COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,708 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2002 - Published: 12/1/2001 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 195 - Published: 1/8/2002
A Werewolf In The Family by clamchowder reviews
You know those explaining-the-issues books for children who are going through a difficult experience? Wizard children have those too! PLEASE r&r, I'll r&r one of yours if you do!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2001
The Foetid Breath of Living Death by clamchowder reviews
Sirius finds himself sharing his cell with someone familiar from the past. Chapter 2 is up! PLEASE r&r, if you do then I'll r&r one of yours!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2001 - Published: 6/23/2001
Ad Memoriam by Yoda reviews
Set in a lonely graveyard, we see Ron at thirty-five years of age. I wrote this in an hour while I was bored, please R & R. Nothing has changed since this was published, don't read it you've already read, only the title has changed...*COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2001 - Complete
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White Fox reviews
Will Parry has been tempted before, by a bright intelligence which lit the room. Artemis’s thoughts are as cool as ice, but Will is drawn again, like a kamikaze moth into the flame. [Xover His Dark Materials. Nom'd Best Crossover 2006 on Orion Awards.]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Serendipity reviews
Butler moves from one place to another as he searches for somewhere to tie him down. Juliet grows up with change in her blood, but Domovoi waits patiently for change to find him. [Some ButlerOFC]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
Aquarium reviews
When the fall is all that remains for Commander Trouble Kelp, the fall is all that matters. A fic for Remix Redux and 12LH. [TroubleHolly, HollyArtemis.] Warning, contains the sounds of a breaking heart. Also, contains fish.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Cricket reviews
[CHRESTOMANCI] Grey on the cricket bat, crimson on the grass both brain and blood merged together on my whites. After Christopher leaves Penge School Oneir is left.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Fire to Earth reviews
[CHRESTOMANCI] Fire to Earth: The Journey of Cat. A story in four parts. Some CatTonino slash.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Sunrise on the World's Edge reviews
[CHRESTOMANCI In which there is family life, fluff, and rather tame sex in more worlds than you've lived in.] MillieChristopher Sometimes they walk together, turning into the Anywheres from around the vanity table.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Dreamwalking reviews
[HollyJuliet] I would tell you of my dreams, if only I knew whether you ask for my nightmares or my wishes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Holly S., Juliet B. - Complete
Electric Clock in a Thunderstorm reviews
[CHRESTOMANCI] A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put back together again. And sometimes stops, like an electric clock in a thunderstorm. Christopher expresses his pique.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Heathens reviews
[CHRESTOMANCI] Compared to the other girls at the South Stafford College for Young Ladies, Millie is a rich coffee brown.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Discworld Drabbles and Shorts reviews
Here I'm posting Discworld drabbles. Most were written for discworld100 challenges and prompts. Most Susan or Death drabbles.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2005
Artemis Fowl Drabbles and Shorts reviews
Ere I be postin', arrh, all me Arty Fowl shorts and drabbles. None of which are written in Pirate, thankfully. Butlers, gen, some het of the AngelineTimmy and ArtyJuliet varieties, and JulietHolly femslash.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 11/11/2005
Dreaming of Cats reviews
[Chrestomanci OneShot]. Cat dreams of Fiddle, and he stalks rats through the rafters. Fiddle dreams of magic, turning offal into salmon with the magic in his fingertips.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Chrestomanci Universe Drabbles reviews
Here I'm posting Chrestomanci Drabbles, usually 100 or 200 words long. Only Millie and Janet drabbles so far.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 11/9/2005
Nebula Nostrum reviews
The blackmail letter is quite specific, informing Lili Frond of the rendezvous location, that her new employer is Opal Koboi, and that a delicatenatured partnership is being offered. In spite of this, Lili still gets some nasty surprises.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Opal K., Lili F.
Frigid reviews
YEEEUUUUCCHHHH! BFW's reincarnated in Blue Yeti. I never want to see it again! I'm scarred for life. The Toaster. Alas, I join Toasty in chasteless Hell... Tyranny. Now you've heard the critics, judge this HollyArty with a difference for yourself.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Everyone Wants Artemis Fowl reviews
Everyone has a thing for Artemis Fowl, don't they? He's hardly given a moment to breathe, what with Holly and Butler and Mary Sue and Lobsters... A series of ten 100word drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Artemis F.
Birds of a Feather reviews
ACTIVE. What would another genius say when they met our dear little Arty? Why do fairies idolise the Mud Men? What would you do if you found an illness which magic can't cure? War is declared, Artemis is shot, and the Lower Elements go BOOM!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,273 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Artemis F.
Harmatia and the Cold reviews
Holly, centuries into the future, reflects on the weather, genii, tragic falls, and Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Forty Two reviews
HAITUS. Useless answers to questions asked, and those not asked. Which is more important – the question, or the answer? Which matters more – the past or the present? ArtemisButler novellength
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Butler, Artemis F.
Genius Savant reviews
They say that there is no such thing as a true genius, that all genii are only proficient in one or two areas and often dismal in all others. Timmy is an example. Artemis is an exception. A response to the 'Idiot Savant' challenge.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Over The Rainbow reviews
A message to give; a night that shall never be day; a fight between what’s right and what’s right; a motorbike through Italy; a dream and a prayer; a broken man of broken hope, of broken dreams and mind; a wedding that isn’t there...Rainbow-coloured
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2004
The Difference Between Truth and Dare reviews
All fics with 'truth and dare' in the title have the characters getting roaringly drunk, playing spinthebottle, and admitting their deepest, darkest secrets. This is no different on that front... sort of anyway. [HollyRoot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Holly S., Julius R.
Lessons in Submission reviews
Lessons in submission. The power play of the Artemis Fowls like what Opal Koboi did to her father, only slightly nastier. Timmy confronts Artemis about his relationship with Butler. [ArtemisButler]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior
Life reviews
Three lives, three possibilities for life. Three chances, but no one ever knows that's the pattern. When chance is fated, and coincidence is the result of heavy planning. Sequel to 'Death', second in the Triangle Arc
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Third Time Lucky reviews
Butler's died twice already, and has been brought back by Holly's magic both times. Now, postTEC, Holly gets a call to come Above, but... third time lucky, right? [Warning: issue of euthanasia, character death]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Butler, Holly S.
Fowl Fandom Boot Camp reviews
Civil war. A violent catastrophe that leaves no survivors unscathed. The worst thing that could happen to a fandom. Until they found out about Boot Camp. The Fandom has been transported to Neverland, for the craic (and flamingoes), because fighters for t
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2003
Ceberus reviews
My protecter is my guardian, my guardian is my slave. An abstract take on AF, with the characters likened to Greek myth. Butler is Ceberus, guardian of the Underworld. Juliet is the Sphinx, causer of problems and guarder of secrets.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
Death reviews
COMPLETE. Three deaths. How these deaths shape the world and the fairies who survive them. Details Holly's first few days at the LEP. First story in the Triangle Arc. PreAF Hollycentric, with a side order of Trouble and Grubby revelations.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,016 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
The Grapevine reviews
This is a milestone in AF fics. Chix Verbil, Casanunda of the Underground, is gay. Somethings are just so unbelievable that they are true by default, because no one would have the guts to think them up. But the Grapevine doesn't care about truths.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Trouble K.
A Grubby Tale reviews
DEAD. A story about Grub Kelp, told from the POV of Grub Kelp. And I do know how pathetic the title is. Pretty much all about Grub, Trouble, and with a side order of Mummy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Trouble K., Grub K.
D'Arvit reviews
400 years ago, Captain Julius Root was a cheerful, joking man in his prime with a loving family and only the usual type of problems. What happened to make him the creature we know today? Could he possibly, just possibly, change back?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Julius R.
Genesis reviews
Foaly's really very special. He's got a lot of history he made history, just by existing. And he was the first, he was the start of a 'revolution'. Genesis. Rating for suicidesuicidal concept.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Foaly
Hu Gardarn reviews
aka. Knurd. Lies are very troublesome things. Especially for Julius Root, exCommander of the LEP. Lies have a habit of getting in the way of his life, destroying it. But they're everywhere. [HollyRoot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Julius R., Grub K.
The Lost Discovered reviews
After Root's death Holly and Foaly are assigned the task of cleaning out his office. They learn a lot about Julius that they couldn't see when he was alive, even though it should have been obvious.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Julius R.
Without Complaint reviews
Julius Root's POV. Reflecting on life, aging, vitality, Holly, and those darned young fairies these days he was never so disrespectful.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Julius R., Holly S.
Trouble is in love and it's not with Holly reviews
Grub has some rather cute questions for his elder brother. You know... Those things which you just can't ask your Mummy. The title is a parody. [GrubTrouble, slash, incest]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Grub K., Trouble K.
Genii Are Allowed to be Smug reviews
This is a little piece of PWP Plot? What Plot? and I’m prou—very ashamed of that. Artemis. Angeline. Plotlessness. An electronics shop assistant. Bad Tshirts with corny slogans. Pointlessness. Smug genius. Painfulness. Vindictive Juliet. A true
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Artemis F., Angeline F.
Duo Artemii reviews
Ever wondered how Artemis and his father interact with each other? Do they talk criminal shoptalk? Are they all happyfamilies? What would they say to the other on their first meeting after TAI? Then read this. Now! I'm almost sure you won't regret it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior
Betrayer or Betrayed reviews
ONESHOT. Long ago Holly rejected her People in favour of love. Now, with Artemis dead as all mortals must die, she has to return to the Underground where her People have found a new reason to discriminate: Love.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Ghost of Life, of Freedom and of War reviews
Voldemort's forces are reading themselves for the attack on Hogwart's walls. The students and teachers are saying goodbyes and gathering hope. The ghosts are arguing. This isn't their war but what is right for them to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Tom R. Jr.
For the Love of Mister Artemis reviews
DEAD. When Butler dies in a field mission Artemis feels responsible and so takes on the role of guardian to his orphaned daughter as a way to say sorry. A response to BFW's challenge.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Artemis F.
You Can't Jump Over Yourself reviews
Sometimes people get the feeling that they'll never get to the places they want to be because of what others or they believe they are. What happens when one part of a relationship has trouble coping with what she is and what she can be? Two versions
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2002 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Artemis F., Juliet B.
Run reviews
It is so much easier, so much simpler, to run fast now than all that time agonizing while being unable to do anything. I knew nothing and could do nothing. But now, I can run. Told from Butler's POV while he's having trouble being the hero.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Butler, Juliet B.
To Make a Profit reviews
This is all dialogue. This is Out of Character. This is… mysterious. This is not my most intelligent piece of work but it’s so short that you may as well read it anyway.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Artemis F., Butler
My Queer Young Mind reviews
There are 3 things which make this fic different. 1.It is written as a monologue from Artemis' POV. 2.There is no enemy other than adolescence. Artemis has fears and troubles just like anyone else. And 3.Well, you'll just have to read it to find out...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Artemis F.
Namely Narrators reviews
On the Hogwarts Express the guys get bombarded with crazy dead guys, very, very strange little boys and other suitably bad things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Harry P., George W.
The Birthday Present reviews
Do not think that this is fluffy or steriotypical because of the title. This is Angsty, self-decrepitation and the title is an irony. Voldemort can't get Harry when he is at the Dursleys but he can get close enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2002 - Harry P., Harry P.
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