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Joined 09-24-07, id: 1383586, Profile Updated: 04-13-13
Author has written 14 stories for Shrek, Pirates of the Caribbean, Chronicles of Narnia, Office, Twilight, and South Park.

Be what you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss

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Swagger Like Us by The Brat Prince reviews
My name is Kyle Broflovski, and I have vices. Everyone does. They tell me all I care about is getting drunk and getting laid. I think I can live forever. I'm twenty three and invincible. But sometimes I wonder; is it really enough? Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,764 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Fall Back by 1220McCormick reviews
"But when you're really upset about something, and you want to talk to someone, whose number do you want to dial first?" Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,969 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
For Daws To Peck At by Bialy reviews
Most kids in his class hate Drama, and Kenny's no different. Shame his life is so God damn full of it. Crenny and Candy interlinked with a production of Othello. Ongoing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Misery Business by SpiritLeTitan reviews
Stan and Kyle are starting their senior year in high school, and after a crazy party at Clyde's, Kyle realizes he has feelings for Stan! But...does Stan feel the same way? Stan/Wendy, eventual Stan/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,011 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Speechless by TheOddSoul reviews
Two and a half years… we were fourteen… Trent Boyette was released from Juvenile Hall for the second time… It's funny how the world works.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,693 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Natsu reviews
And that was how I changed the world. Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
So Long, Lonesome by ketamine.methanol reviews
High school dramatics and secret salvations that tie people together or break 'em apart. Tons of different pairings. Namely Style. Rated MA for future chapters. Harsh language & adult/sexual content. Hinted drug use & abuse.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,357 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Runaway Marriage by pattyofurniture reviews
Bella and Jacob marry. Bella finds out about Jacob's recent imprint before he gets the chance to tell her. She's afraid she'll never get to tell him the secret she's been hiding.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Piecewise Function by brightened reviews
Drunken sex is not the best way to start a relationship. Nor is it the best way to start a story if you want it to not suck. Stan doesn't want either of those things, because he's not gay and won't be talking about that night anytime soon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,099 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Dawning Sun by Pink Paramore reviews
Six years after "Breaking Dawn", Renesmee is nearly eighteen years old, and she is beginning to experience new feelings for everything: her family, her lifestyle... and a certain wolf.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,676 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Just One Kiss by foggybythebay reviews
One kiss, a mangled hand, a wolf charm, a tent, and an unexpected new friend changes Bella's future forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 56,558 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Chronicles of the Lioness: The First Adventure by Lady Aescwyn reviews
LWW, Peter/OC. The PEvensies, along with their friend Lizzie Bennett, are sent to her grandfather’s manor in the country during the Blitz. There, they discover a certain magic wardrobe... *Working on last chapter* *Rewrite coming soon!*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,430 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Peter Pevensie
Finding the Boy by FeistyFeist reviews
A Missing Persons report filed. Questions asked. If only they could get some answers.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,919 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Her Father's Daughter by Bluebird88 reviews
Of all the von Trapp children, it is Louisa who is most like her father. Proud, stubborn, slow to trust. How does Louisa feel about the events of The Sound of Music?
Sound of Music - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,335 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
In the Heart of Tornado Alley by PurpleBlaze reviews
Expect drama, action, natural disaster, bloodshed, gang violence, and a splash of humor. Rated for later chapters.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,368 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Dare you to move by jacquesge reviews
What was supposed to be an ordinary day turned out to be anything but ordinary. There’s a new student at Worcestershire who’ll change a lot of things. ArtieOC.
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,845 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007
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Kyle's Jeans reviews
He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Black Tie reviews
I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm about to fly to New York City to see a goddamn play. I'm about to see Kyle again. It's been two years. If there is a God, Kyle will have thrown out those stupid jeans. Because if not, I may have to rip them off of him, and God forbid he ever puts them on again if he's not with me. Kyman. SEQUAL TO KYLE'S JEANS. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Backstabber reviews
Gender-bender. Stan suddenly starts to notice how pretty Kyla is...the only problem is that Kenny has already noticed, and got there first. Plus, Wendy's got a secret that'll change everybody's lives. K2, Style, some Stendy. TITLE CHANGED.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,593 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Phone Tag reviews
Entire fic done in text messages. Style, Crenny, Kendy, Kybe, K2, Stenny, Stendy and Cryle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Trial And Error reviews
A tragic accident leaves Kyle with little memory of his life and the people in it. Every day he must learn everything all over again. It's up to Stan to help Kyle remember who he is, but will Stan be able to cope with the repercussions? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Our Love Is A Duet reviews
I never knew Craig Tucker could be so sensitive. But then he said, "Sing. Just sing. Like no one is listening." And I knew he'd invited me to his own little world. CraigXOC.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Craig T.
My Heart's Explosive reviews
He kisses me, and it's nirvana, it's a hot fudge sundae, it's mexican sand between my toes. He pushes my jeans down and it's a warm beer, a stale piece of bread, an itchy blanket. And then he leaves, and it's a plane crash. A broken heart. Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M.
Heart Of Stone Trilogy: The Prophesy reviews
Violet Pevensie. Stubborn like her mother with the looks of a stranger. In this epic conclusion to the Heart of Stone Trilogy, she discovers that before she was born a lie fufilled a Prophesy. Now she must find her missing family...and her real father.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edmund Pevensie
Heart Of Stone: Black And Blue reviews
Carmen thinks she is accidentally whisked away to Narnia with the Pevensies, but it was no accident. Turns out she was the Lady Knight of Narnia, and Peter's fiance. But she can't remember a thing. The second installment in the Heart Of Stone Trilogy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,819 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Not My Type reviews
The way I saw it, I had three choices. One, I let her die peacefully. Two, I bite her myself and hope for the best. And three, I surrender her completely to the bloodsuckers with a one-hundred percent chance of her living. It was killing me. JacobxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,662 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Jacob
A Pepsi Mood reviews
An epiphany made by Pam in the break room one lunch hour leads to the revisiting of a tender moment she had shared with Jim way back in grade ten, the extraction of a note that had been folded away for years, and a long awaited Pepsi date.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
The Debutante reviews
Peter's twentieth birthday brings the responsibility to marry and produce an heir as fast as possible. Lady Ella, the Princess of Archenland, has been shipped in to become Peter's bride. But what happens when Edmund falls madly in love with her? Edmund/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
The Stowaway reviews
Claire Turner is elated to finally be at sea, disguised as a boy and trying to avoid her mother. But when the ship gets caught in a storm and she is tossed overboard, William Turner saves her life. What both of them don't know is that Will is her father.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S.
Shrek the Fourth reviews
When Artie discovers that he must marry a Princess in order to become King or Far Far Away, he embarks on a Quest to meet the girl before the altar. But then Charming reveals another plan to rule the kingdom and it's up to Artie to save it, and his future
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,058 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007