Lord Jeram
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Joined 07-17-00, id: 13839, Profile Updated: 03-22-15
Author has written 23 stories for Ranma, Harry Potter, Oh My Goddess!, and Tenchi Muyo.

HELLO, THESE ARE MY STORIES.

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I'm not such a fan of very long profiles, so just to keep people informed, here's my fanfiction summary list:

Harry Potter and the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived: Chapter 16 is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT DONE!!! (03/07/2015), A crazy premise that evolved - The Concept is: Harry Potter Is A Boy, But Everyone Else Thinks He Is A Girl.

UPDATE (03/22/2015): So I've gotten nearly 60 reviews over the last two weeks, which is amazing! Now I have to think about what to write...
Perhaps a poll is in order?

Far Too Many Time Travelers: Chapter 6 is 50% complete!

The Aberforth Alternative: A oneshot completed. A challenge issued to me to write a short story looking at a Harry Potter mentored by Aberforth Dumbledore.

The Ten Plagues: COMPLETE! An attempt at an adventure story - The Concept is: Conspiracies and the Underlying Nature of Reality is Bizarre.

Harry Potter... IN SPACE - Another dang idea... Ah well. Backburner for now.

The Lying Books of Harry Potter - Just started this one. Coming soon-ish.

The Girl Who Hated: Finished Chapter 1 - The Concept is: Marietta Edgecombe has grown up bitter and angry, resentful of Harry Potter, whom she believes has ruined her life. But then she comes across someone else who seems to feel the same way and they hatch a dangerous plan...

Harry Potter and the Time Snafu: Next chapter actually posted! Next one 0% Complete, An early foray into nonsense - The Concept is: Harry Potter Travels Through Time Without Control Due To Swallowing Time-Turner

Harry Potter and the Time Spiral: Complete. An inversion of the Snafu story - The Concept is: Harry Potter Travels Through Time Without Control Due To Ancient Artifact

Who's Polyjuicing Whom?: Probably just Oneshot, Initially I just wanted an interesting way to kill off a few characters in a crazy way - The Concept is: Polyjuice Time Travel Secret Crushes = Not Everything Going As Planned

Dumbledore's Final Trick: Complete, A response to cliche - The Concept is: If Dumbledore Is So Manipulative And Sinister, Then Why Is He So Incompetent?

My other stories are either extremely old, awfully written, or on permanent hiatus. Or in some cases, All Three!!

Things change over the years, but let me just say this:

My stories will never have slash, in any form, for any canon characters that do not have such proclivities. On the other hand, well, I don't ship your standard couples. And I don't write romance, I write odd, weird, and occasionally mind-bending stories. My humor stories are meant to be odd - but more subtle than you may think.

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Quantum Destinies by Jurai Knight reviews
On a parallel Earth that diverged from the standard Ranma timeline over five hundred years ago, the Empire of Japan rules almost half the world and has done so for almost a century. This is the story of the Ranma 1/2 cast set on that Earth.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 860,045 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ranma, Nabiki
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Welcome to Hogwarts 1949 by Ohyeah100 reviews
Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,156 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Weapon Revised! by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 300,801 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Sandman Crossover COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,659 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Other Side of Hell by Master Slytherin reviews
COMPLETE. HarryOC. No slash. The price of the war is too high so Fawkes transports Harry to the past so he can right the wrongs. However there is trouble along the way and Harry will have to battle more than just Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3492 - Favs: 5,536 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
We, In Faith by Elagabalus reviews
[AU] The world believes that Harry Potter died sixteen years ago while his parents survived. But with the Triwizard Tournament finally starting, why has this boy that looks so much like the Potters appeared? ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,244 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Harry P.
Shampoo's Revenge by Skysaber reviews
Let's see what can be done without any sort of crossover at all, just let them behave reasonably with the resources at hand.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,974 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 2/10/2003
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3446 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4166 - Favs: 5,892 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9653 - Favs: 12,387 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Silver Trio by AlexisStevCotius reviews
Belittled, neglected, and abused the golden trio have grown up differently and are now Slytherins, the Silver Trio. Taken up with author's permission
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,102 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005
Last Curtain by Nikholas F. Toledo Zu reviews
[Mayhem] When the universe achieves its purpose, what happens then?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Complete
Right Moments by Judah reviews
Ranma must discover what he wants and who he loves in a neverending day that is a spiritual journey to maturity. What might he do with boundless time?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,730 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Complete
Retake by metroanime reviews
an epilogue that got out of hand. Trying to make the best of a bad timeline.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 215,895 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2002 - Published: 11/2/2001
The Professional Problem Solver by Gendou reviews
WARNING: THIS IS A SELF-INSERT FAN-FIC. Heh. So read at your own risk. (and no, I doubt I'll ever finish it.)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2001
Good Plans by DB Sommer reviews
Plans are made by the girls in Ranma's life to ensure future happiness for each of them. But whose will come out on top?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,522 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2000 - Complete
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Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 128,481 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
The Ten Plagues reviews
Harry's search for the elusive Horcruxes takes a bloody turn, leading him into the crossfire of an invisible war - fought not between dark and light, but over the control of reality and magic itself. The players are unknown, and he must break free of a body of lies to find the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,382 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,556 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
The Aberforth Alternative reviews
A chance occurrence causes Harry's life to change when he gains an unlikely confidant in Aberforth Dumbledore, the 'Other Dumbledore'. A series of scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Aberforth D. - Complete
Unconscionable Silliness reviews
Various ideas I may never write more of - or perhaps I will! Who knows, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012
Harry Potter and the Time Snafu reviews
Harry has a little "accident" with a easily-swallowed Time-Turner. Yes, an "accident". Ultra crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P.
The Girl Who Hated reviews
She knew her life had been ruined because of Harry Potter. But there was nothing she could do about it... or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Marietta E.
Dumbledore's Final Trick reviews
Harry believes he has finally achieved true independence. But the Headmaster has one last trick to play - and an offer Harry would be a fool to turn down. Or would he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,257 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Spiral reviews
Voldemort uses an ancient artifact that sends Harry careening through time without being able to stop, while reality rapidly changes around him... can he ever return home without destroying everything? And slowly his oblivion creeps ever closer...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Who's Polyjuicing Whom? reviews
Hannah and Susan had a plan to capture the heart of Harry Potter. But plans rarely go as anticipated...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Susan B., Hannah A.
Harry Potter and the Innate Malapropism reviews
Harry Potter's new adventure into awkward indoctrination. HPPHHPYRRYPH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P.
Dueling Styluses reviews
The Ranma 1/2 characters enter a unique contest Abandoned
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/4/2002
Apotheosis reviews
Ranma searches for the secret to true power. An old story, not a good one. Don't bother reading it. Abandoned
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002
The Chance of a Lifetime reviews
Ranma gets, well, the chance of a lifetime - or does he?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002
An SI To Watch Out For reviews
My answer to the typical SI (Self-Insertion) fic.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002
Positive Outlook reviews
Tenchi receives a unique challenge from his grandfather.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/4/2002
Lost reviews
Belldandy has a unusual dream where she sees two other sisters she never knew she had.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002
I, Devil
A young Japanese transfer student finds himself under the scrutiny of the pantheons of two countries.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002
Jusenkyo Bottled Water reviews
What if some company decided to market Junsenkyo spring water? This was my first fanfic - it's SI is so blatant, I beg you not to read it. Abandoned
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2001 - Published: 3/4/2001
Panda 1/2 reviews
What if Ranma's and Genma's curses were reversed?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2001
Emerald Ranma reviews
Xover with a few other things, a little Sailor Moon, mostly original characters The Tale of one Ranma who's world and very existence is attacked by the oldest enemy humanity has ever known. Abandoned
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2001
Mangled Memory reviews
My first HP fic! Can you guess what's happening to Harry? I doubt it! Dang, I wrote this a long time ago
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2000
You Paired Me Off With Who?! reviews
A Limeish story that answers the question: How messed up can I make the relationships between the casts become?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/17/2000
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