Greetings readers, writers, perverts and all-around dorky people!
You have reached the profile of Fratworth and Butts, possibly out of curiosity, maybe out of something else, who really knows? I certainly don't since the only thing I've done so far after about four years as a member, is to write a bunch of reviews.

However, maybe a little introduction is in order?
Fratworth and Butts is an University student of the female gender (surprise, surprise).

Some facts about Frathworth and Butts:
She is terrible at reviewing in the sense that she'd rather not, could be shyness or anxiousness over her opinions. But really. She's lazy, that's all. Those of you who have gotten a review and decided to visit: Your stories are awesome!

Stories you might find in my favourites:

The Lord of the Rings

: Crossovers involving adjustment (other fandom character going to Middle-Earth); Creative "Dropped in Arda" stories; Great portrayals of the characters when they interact with either O.C or other canon characters in strange situations. I have a strong love for J.R.R Tolkiens work and I'm slowly getting to know the stories and of the world itself, I like when people do something drastic with their stories and really give the readers a ride, it takes guts to make a good story. Favourite characters: Aragorn, Gandalf, Tom Bombadil and Goldberry, Sam, Frodo and Smeagol, Eowyn, Merry, Pippin, Gimli, Legolas, Boromir, Bilbo.

How to Train Your Dragon: Hiccup and Toothless doing awesome things! Adventure! Mysteries! Action! Maybe even some Romance!? (Is it only me who thinks Astrid got a crap name compared to the other characters from the movie? I like when she's well portrayed. No bashing. :C Seriously.

Hellsing: Seras, Alucard, Integra, Pip and Walter, the whole gang is fun, fun, fun! I prefer romance between Alucard and Seras, I'm traditional in my vampire-ships. A bit of Pip and Seras is cute too.

Naruto: Crossovers, Team seven fics, Naruto development (of course not too much, he is after all a bit dumb.) Favourite characters: Naruto, Jirayia, Kakashi, Sakura, Tsunade, Gaara, Minato, Kushina, Itachi and Sasuke, Morino Ibiki, Shikamaru, Maito Gai and Rock Lee, Sai.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Crossovers with Starwars. With Buffy going to a galaxy far far away...

Fullmetal Alchemist: This one is a bit tricky for me.. I love the manga, so the anime stories(the majority) aren't as attracting as they used to be. I like Adventure and Humour mixed with some Drama and Angst, Hurt/Comfort.
Favourite characters: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Roy Mustang, Ling Yao, Olivier/Olivia Armstrong, Liza Hawkeye, Black-Hayate-gou, Jean Havoc, Winry Rockbell, Greed and Hohenheim.

Harry Potter: Same with this; crack, laughs, alternative universes, crossovers. I'm done with angst. This fandom has plenty of it.
Favourite characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Tom Mervolo Riddle, Albus Dumbledore, Neville Longbottom, Gred and Forge Weasley, Molly Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Dobby, Hedwig, Hagrid, Sirius Black, The Malfoys.

Assassins Creed: Desmond, Altaïr and Malik are my favourites since I only played the first game (this will be rectified with time).

Supernatural: My new baby. All the characters are loved though I have a slight preference to Dean, Sam and Cas.

BBC Sherlock: UGH JUST HOLD MEEEEEEEE!!!

I tend to sneak peeks at other fandoms when I have a general knowledge of things. I don't mind spoilers, as a matter of fact I think it's fun to know a head a bit. I started reading Naruto knowing that Sasuke was going to leave the team, and I started reading the Death Note manga after I watched the anime. ...And I knew all of Lord of the Rings before I officially read the novels. I say; spoilers are what makes people want to read, what else is the text on the back of the books, DVDs and manga volumes for?

As to what kind of pairings I like, It's all random. And it really depends on the characters and how they are written. Some writers write awesomely i.c canon characters, and people don't like the stories because they don't like that they are either gay or straight. I don't really care about that. I read fanfiction for more in depth telling of stories, development, what-could-have-been's and what-if's, not because I want to read about some specific character boinking another.
Now, I don't read stories about characters I don't have an interest in since that would be awfully boring. So usually when I avoid stories it's because the characters are of no interest to me.

Dislikes:

Bad grammar.
Just because you have a flow when you're writing doesn't mean that it's perfect the moment you wrote it. Check it. Spell check, check it again, have someone read it, check again, print for a final view if you have that possibility. Be Thorough! Do you think authors write their stories once and then they're done?

A/N's in the middle of the text.
Once again, have you ever seen a book with an A/N in the middle of the text? An article? A Report? Anything? It is not done. If you have something to add which has nothing to do with the text itself or the story, add it as a footnote.

Flaming/Bashing.
Come on people. Flaming writers because you get offended, don't like the pairing, don't like the story or don't like the fandom? Put yourself in their situation, how would you take a flame? Criticize in order to help, not to cut them down. We're all inexperienced here, there's no news about that. It's why the site is called FANfiction. Some are better than others and some need a few pointers, we don't need to be rude about it.

Say Butts, why don't you have any stories?

Trust me, I'd love to write a story, however I have little to no experience when it comes to writing. All I can do is write reports, essays and assignments. Nothing fictional about that. Though I have felt the urge to create something for myself from time to time.

OH LOOK! I wrote something! :D