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FAVORITE SONG QUOTES!
"Blue skies, sunshine and butterflies. Those were the conditions that I left behind. Why did I let it go to waste? I had it all."
-Katharine McPhee: Had it All
"You had me to get her. And here, I thought it was me."
-Selena Gomez: I Won't Apologize
"Everybody needs inspiration. Everybody needs a song. A beautiful melody. When the night's so long."
-Miley Cyrus: When I Look At You
"And oh, we'll dance around it all night. And then I'll follow you outside. And try to open up my mouth. And nothing comes out right. And I wanna fall in love with you again."
-Jason Castro: Let's Just Fall in Love Again
"There were times I'd wonder, could I have eased your pain?"
-Kelly Clarkson: Save You
"I will I be your guardian. When all is crumbling."
-The Fray: Never Say Never
"But what if I need you baby? Would you even try to save me? Or would you find some lame excuse to never be true?"
-Ashley Tisdale: What If
"All this drama drags me down, And drives me insane, But nothings gonna keep me out of the game."
-Cassie Steele: Life is a Show
"The heart is stronger than you think."
-Various Artists: Just Stand Up!
"Some play it like a game just because they can."
-Jordan Pruitt: One Love
"You gotta scream until there's nothing left. With your last breath, say here I am."
-Renee Sandstrom: Here I Am
"And I’ll taste every moment. And live it out loud."
-David Cook: The Time of My Life
"Am I the reason why you tossed and turned last night? Everything is such a blur, it didn't come out right."
-Ashlee Simpson: Little Miss Obsessive
"A broken bat in the grass. Takin' one too many fastballs, tired of swinging."
-Phil Stacey: If You Didn't Love Me
"But I see you stare just a little too long and it makes me start to wonder."
-Jordin Sparks: Next To You
"I'm strong on the surface, not all the way through."
-Linkin Park: Leave Out All the Rest
Just some random things I think are cool or funny:
x None of us are virgins. Life has screwed us all. :)
xx Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect you to pay them back.
xxx Guy: "Hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
xxxx Guy: "So, your place or mine?"
xxxxx Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.
xxxxxx If you died with braces on, would they take them off?
xxxxxxx Why is 'Joey' short for 'Joe,' when Joey has more letters?
xxxxxxxx 42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
xxxxxxxxx 43 percent of all statistics are useless.
xxxxxxxxxx Don't drink and drive...you might spill your beer.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.
I want to congratulate whoever originally started this, because it has spread a lot! Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate stereotypes, too!
Whenever you feel like the world is unfair,
Think about how there are some people out there who are worse off then you.
Whenever you feel like giving up,
Think about all of the single parents out there who stay strong and don't give up for their children.
Whenever you wish you had a better life,
Think about all the people who never get the chance to really live.
Whenever you wish you would stop getting made fun of,
Think of all the people who are tormented every day.
Whenever you lose a friend,
Think about all the people who don't even have one friend in the world.
Whenever you lose a family member,
Think of all the orphans who don't have any family.
Whenever you want to make fun of someone,
Think of how they might go home and cry.
Whenever you want to complain about how life is too short,
Think about how some people don't live past birth.
Whenever you are sick,
Think of all the people out there who are sicker.
Whenever you feel unsafe,
Think of all the people who can't even feel safe in their own neighborhoods.
Whenever you think you have it bad,
Think of all the people who have it worse.
Whenever you think God hates you,
Think about how much He loves you.
God loves each and every person on this planet,
Despite what they are going through.
So always remember:
God loves you.
xx Don't wait around for life to change itself.