Author has written 20 stories for Inuyasha, Loveless, Gravitation, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Hell Girl, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Ai no Kusabi, Bleach, Harry Potter, Absolute Obedience/絶対服従命令, Kuroshitsuji, Junjō Romantica, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Strawberry Panic!.
Hi! I am a girl with very rich imagination and I like anime,manga. I like to write so I plan to write as many fanfictions as I can. The inspiration is important too, so I can't write at any moment. I also like to read fictions, even shonen ai. I have to tell you from the beginning that I can't write shonen ai for a straight anime, no matter if there are hints or not. But I have no problems writing one for an anime/ manga that is shonen ai.
I like literature,music,languages,nature and animals. I enjoy going out with my friends and sometimes I play badmington. I also like to meet people and make friends. Anime that I like most: Sailor Moon, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Dragon Ball(and D.B. Z), Wedding Peach, Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne, Kaleido Star, Card Captor Sakura, Yugioh, Digimon, Bleach, Death Note, Inuyasha, Shaman King, Naruto, Sword Art Online, Spiral, Nana, Paradise Kiss, Honey and clover, Honey and honey drops,Ayashi no Ceres, Ayakashi Ayashi, Uta Kata, Hell Girl(Jigoku Shoujo), Beyblade, Gankutsuo,Monster Rancher, Nadya and the secret of Blue Water, Doremi, Team Mew-Mew, Slayers, Blood, Vampire Knight, Full Metal Panic, Kiddy Grade, Wild Arms, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop(although I didn't like the end), Arc the lad, Oban-Star Racers, Blue Gender, ROD the TV, Kamichu, B-Daman, DICE, Humanoid Kikaider, Avatar, , Pokemon and others.
I'm also a fan of Hayao Miyazaki's movies: Nausica of the Valley of the Wind, Laputa- Castle in the Sky, The Borrower Arrietty, Spirited Away, Kikki's delivery service, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke. I like Whispers of the heart and Brave Story a lot.
Cartoons that I like most: Witch, X-Men Evolution, Sonic X, Teen Titans, Winx Club, Wunschpunsch, Tutenstein, Galactic Football, Powerpuff Girls and Dexter's Laboratory.
Shonen ai/Yaoi that I like most: Loveless, No.6, Kaze to ki no uta, Tactics, Kasho no Tsuki, Gravitation/ Junjou Romantica, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, The tyrant falls in love, Crimson Spell, Ai no kusabi. Shoujo ai-Strawberry Panic and Revolutionary Girl Utena; I've also read the yuri manga called Prism.
Favorite anime boys: Kurama, Yomi, Jin (Yu-Yu Hakusho), Yami(Yugioh), Songoku, Songohan(Dragon Ball), Yoh(Shaman King), Touya(Ayashi no Ceres), Sesshomaru, Inuyasha(Inuyasha), Byakuya, Ukitake, Hitsugaya, Nova, Kira (Bleach), Eyes(Spiral), Leon(Kaleido Star), L, Namikawa (Death Note), Yuki, Ryuichi, Tohma (Gravitation), Ritsuka (Loveless), Mira(Papa to kiss), Ayase(Okane ga nai), Tsuzuki (Yami no Matsuei), Iason (Ai no kusabi), Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, Haku, Kimimaro, Shikamaru, Chouji (Naruto), Kai,Rei, Tyson (Beyblade), Zelgadis(Slayers), Sheyenne(Wild Arms), Vash(Trigun), Spike(Cowboy Bebop), Arc,Elk(Arc the lad), Franz, The Count, Albert (Gankutsuo) and others.
The most important anime for me are Sailor Moon and Yu-Yu Hakusho, they are really close to my heart. As a tribute for them I have written the fanfiction "Secret of the rose". If you are a fan of the two anime please read and review,I hope you'll like it!
"Nankurunaisa. Do your best today and somehow tomorrow will work out." --Kai Miyagusuku in Blood
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Six Truths Of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3.The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling now because you are an idiot
5. You soon will forward this on to another idiot
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face
Now send this to another idiot to fall for if you fell for it and I now you did.
S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.
School for 12 years, College for 4 years, Work until you die.. Great.
I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die.
There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.
And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.
People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important XD
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Sorry I couldn't make it to church--I was busy practicing witchcraft.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!
Please don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to myself.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone
“Lead me not into Temptation, I can do that myself.”
“No need to yell. I still won’t listen.”
“I can walk on water as long as it’s frozen.
“What part of MOOOOOOOHAAHAAHAA don’t you understand?”
“I never make mistakes. I thought I did once. But I was mistaken.”
“Too many people with solutions Are The Problem.”
“I’d listen to you but ignoring you is so much easier.”
“Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.”
“It’s uncredible how well I am at grammer.”
“You see three branches of government. I see firewood.”
“Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?”
“I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.”
“Let’s hope intelligent life exists in space. I’m so lonely here.”
“Instant Human: Just add coffee.”
“You’re not bothering me. It’s way beyond that.”
--They Walk Among Us!--
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
Into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
Then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
Enough to eat 6 pieces.
--They Walk Among Us!--
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track...’
'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.
Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''
Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'
So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil!
Greetings, new follower:
If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorise and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).
The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.
Yours in infamy,
So You Want To Be A Death Eater?
Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.
List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:
(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)
Long Black Robes (Casual)
Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).
Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.
Death Eater Rules:
No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
Frequently Asked Questions:
What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?
As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:
Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?
Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.
What is the salary like?
You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.
Does the Dark Mark hurt?
Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?
Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?
No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.
But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)
Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?
You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.
Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?
Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.
What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?
This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.
Health and Safety:
Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.
However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:
Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.
Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.
If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)
Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).
Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.
If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.
Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.
Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.
Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.
Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.
Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.
Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.
Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).
Prepare a secret hi
ideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.
Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)
twilight series quotes
Well, Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It’s just something he does in the sun. Don’t worry about it…
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.4