The Cat Crusader
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Joined 09-26-07, id: 1384654, Profile Updated: 05-06-15
Author has written 10 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Star Wars.

Update for 5/6/2015:

MAY THE FOURTH... uh, REVENGE OF THE FIFTH... damn, I missed it again. -_- Anyway, I've posted a few chapters of "Lost Soldiers" and I've finally created a DeviantArt account. I've got a few things up there, but it's mostly pony stuffs... I'll admit it, the MLP bug has bitten my ass (thanks a lot Argyous). And yes, I have a MLP:FiM fanfic in the works. It's still in it's baby-phase and not ready for posting yet, but I'll get it there soon. All I'll say is that it's about Princess Luna.

Hi there! I'm The Cat Crusader, as I hope you can plainly see, but you can call me Cat or CC if you like. I would prefer it. I am a Methodist Christian, however I don't go around bashing and flaming slash fics and the like. I follow the advice posted in most of the summaries: "Don't like, don't read." I am a rabbid Skywarp/Wing Saber/Terrorsaur/Knock Out/Ravenpaw/Legolas/Boba Fett/Shadow the Hedgehog fangirl and proud. I only play Flower and War for Cybertron on the PS3 (I dare you to guess what my user name in the PS3 network is). ;P

Bite meh.

History:

I joined FanFiction when I was 16. I first posted three stories (only one of which survived to this day) and I was greatly encouraged when I got several positive reviews on all of them. Thanks to this site (and a select few of its users and personal friends) I have become a better writer and plan to exploit my new found talents in my adult life. Thank you FanFiction!

Affiliations:

Decepticon/Predacon (but not under Megatron. He totally ruined the cause)

Pairings:

Starscream/Alexis

Terrorsaur/Airazor

Cpt. Rex/Ahsoka

Barricade/Mikaela

Obi-Wan/Ventress

Jetfire/Thunderblast

Scourge/Lori

Rampage/Transmutate

Bumblebee/Sari

Knuckles/Rouge

Sonic/Sally Acorn

Shadow/Molly

Agt. Fowler/Ms. Darby

Quotes:

I will not leave you comfortless; I will come to you. - Jesus

Hello! My name is PewDiePie. Please don't kill me! :3 - PewDiePie

Mom, the toilet's making Mini-con noises. - Me

You are no match for my AWESOMENESS! (clickclick) Uh oh... my awesomeness is out of amo. - Stephen

Meow! Meow! Meeeooooowwww! (lit. Feed me! Feed me! Feeeeed meeeeee!) - Slinky

Cantaloupe no like being poked! - Marzeh

I feel something... a slight tingle in my fingers... I think it's effecting me. - Legolas

You've got to be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say. - Mr. Cluck

Not to call you a coward Megatron, but... - Starscream

Keep my back straight... lift with the knees... - Thundercracker

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my squishy. - Dory

GIVE ME MAH COUCHES WOMAN. - Marzeh

Wazzzpinator minding own buzzinezzz when BANG! Getzz whole zztazizz pod right up the kazzzoodi... (mumblegrumble) - Waspinator

You promised you wouldn't laugh! - Sentinal Prime

US quality: made in China. - Stephen

He is B-awesome! - Rhino

Men don't get lost! We go exploring. - Rex

I could marry him, maybe pop out a couple of babies. - Debra Morgan

So what exactly did you have under control? The falling rocks, the toxic gas, or that Gundark right behind you? - Ahsoka

I got major skyllz. - Bumblebee

I see dead cats... they're EVERYWHERE! GYAH! - Mr. Tinkles

It's only a mesh wound. - Ratchet

Kids, don't use F-1 race cars to chase hedgehogs. - Sonic

My sexual preference is often. - Unknown

Mace: works on rapists AND robots. :P - Me

Pasted:

If you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, you're a mile away from them AND you have their shoes!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the door bell and run away. He hates that.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into things.

I'm not clumsy! Gravity just hates me.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem... tomorrow.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Forget love; I'd rather fall in chocolate!

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Just Because by Kopy Kat reviews
Boba Fett comes across a small girl on one of his bounties. Bossk is after her and Boba decides to beat him to the punch. However he doesn't stop to think about how exactly she got a bounty on her head at such a young age. My first story. Reviews welcome.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,826 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Boba Fett
Glory and Honor by Kenya Starflight reviews
Sequel to Thundercracker's Glory. Coming of age in the wake of a war is never easy, especially when you're on the losing side... and Glory must find her own path in an increasingly dangerous galaxy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,959 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Thundercracker - Complete
Dreaming a Reality by Mistress Megatron reviews
Two sisters lives are turned upside down when their transformers toys come to life, resulting in chaos, drama, and...romance?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 202,565 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 3/1/2008
Sky Dancer by PhantasmBabeIvory reviews
A retelling of the Energon Universe & sequel to Starxis. Alexis' induction into the ranks of the Transformers coincides with the emergence of a new threat & the return of several old enemies. StarscreamAlexis pairing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 210,051 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Alexis, Starscream
Captain Rex and the Last Cheese Pretzel by Queen reviews
A totally true story involving Rex, cheese, and delicious pastries. Co-written by Queen, LongLiveTheClones, and laloga!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Captain Rex, Clones - Complete
Thundercracker's Glory by Kenya Starflight reviews
G1. Thundercracker's life is turned upsidedown when he's entrusted with the care of an orphaned Decepticon sparkling. Rating raised slightly for violence
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,850 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Thundercracker - Complete
Wreck by Lady Shockbox reviews
Ever wonder what it would be like for a Decepticon to hit a moose going eighty-five miles per hour? No? Shockshell and Meghan out the hard way. OC centric. Self-Insert. Rated for the frequent use and love of f-bombs. Part of the Shockshellverse.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Ratchet, Mikaela B.
Outliving Extinction by orgasmicgratz reviews
Skywarp left Earth and Bravura behind. She's not going to let him go without a fight. -Sequel to First Impressions-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,235 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Devcon, Skywarp
Nothing Against Looking by Queen reviews
The Jedi Code forbids attachment, but it says nothing against looking. A series of fluffy Rex/Ahsoka ficlets, just for fun, with a little dose of Cody/Barriss on the side.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Be It As It May by Hot Shot's girl reviews
Armadaverse: A 16-year-old Alexis finds out she's the long since offlined sparkmate of Starscream, but why can't she remember? Turns out she'll have to bond with him to get her memories back. Will the bitter Decepticon be willing to help her remember?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,751 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Alexis, Starscream
Little Wonders by Crooked reviews
A frightening accident leaves a certain F15 Eagle fighter jet as a baby sparkling and Optimus has taken him in to raise him. Of course, Megatron finds this to be an excellent opportunity to mold the perfect soldier… Finally Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,307 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
Homestead by Queen reviews
Suu is a single mom with a farm to run. When she meets a peculiar man with no apparent past, she finds herself in a more complicated situation than she anticipated. A Cut/Suu origins story.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,241 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Clones - Complete
Pieces Between by Queen reviews
They began as officers, comrades, friends. They didn't quite manage to keep it that way. Rex/Ahsoka
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,104 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Enchanted by Fire Redhead reviews
A short one shot featuring Soundwave and his hidden appreciation for music.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Soundwave - Complete
From PreEarth To Present Day by lady-warrioress reviews
An accident transports Dinobot, Cheetor, and Yume to the present day. Too bad they weren't the ONLY ones who got sent there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,134 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Dinobot, Megatron
Unexpected Transformations by TehMarishal reviews
The Autobots get "transformed" into organics... but so have the Decepticons! Will they ever return to normal?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,498 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009
Needing Me by Megatron's Blackfire reviews
He was all alone. She needed someone to talk to. Maybe organics weren't as bad as they seemed. Movieverse No pairings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Soundwave - Complete
The Pretender by Hot Shot's girl reviews
Being saved by Starscream from an icy death Alexis owed her allegiance to him. She will do anything for him, even die, but Starscream wouldn't care. He only sees her as a pawn and she wonders if he will ever see her for something more. Pre ROTF/&ROTF
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,964 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Starscream, Alexis
Head Banging by Queen reviews
Rex has picked up a bad habit, and it's all Ahsoka's fault. Rex/Ahsoka
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Captain Rex, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Unexpected Allies by PhantasmBabeIvory reviews
What happens when random characters from different universes are thrown together to work as a team? Read inside to find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Dinobot, Soundwave
As Ye Sow by kepulver reviews
Rex and Ahsoka have a chance encounter with Kal Skirata.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
First Impressions by orgasmicgratz reviews
Post 2007 Movieverse, G1 intros. Skywarp finds and accidentally saves a human and everything goes to hell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 122,977 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Skywarp, Hot Rod - Complete
The Swoop of the Falcon by JillDragon reviews
A series of short fics about Beast Wars' Airazor originally written for the transformer100 lj community.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Airazor
Organic by lady-warrioress reviews
The Maximals and Predacons have gone through a new transformation. From metal to flesh! But not in the traditional sense... noo... DISCONTINUED FOR NOW!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,407 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007
Nightbird's Sacrifice by TehMarishal reviews
Prowl is going to die, one way or another. But it is up to Nightbird and her choices to determine whether it will be a meaningless death or a heroic death. And what will she have to give up in order to save thousands of lives? Please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Prowl, Nightbird - Complete
Of Mice And Preds by storytellers reviews
Written about 3 years ago by me and Syntia. About time we got it up here. A Rattrap romance. How one night in a bar can turn a bot's life and maybe a whole war around. Not slash, Dinobot's in it but just as a friend : .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Rattrap, Dinobot
Transformers Dictionary by Pagen Godess reviews
A list of terms that every Transformers fan has to know. Ordered A-Z with bold capital letters seperating each section make finding a word easier.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008
Stars and Sparks by Illogically reviews
SG-1's assignment leads them to a beautiful, uninhabited planet. But they're not alone for long, and the ones that show up bring an age-old war with them... SG-1/Transformers crossover.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008
Misunderstood by Mistress Megatron reviews
Oneshot...Thunderblast didn't want her life to be like this, none of this was any of her fault. All she wants is one person to understand...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Waspinator's Bomb Joke by Falcon-Cat reviews
AU Quickstrike ask and Waspinator joked at an airport checkpoint.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Waspinator - Complete
Rewritten in the Stars by Onyxfang reviews
Megatron and Optimus Primal have been destroyed. How will the Beast Wars continue with Terrorsaur and Rattrap now in charge? Takes place during the season 2 episode Aftermath.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,582 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Terrorsaur, Rattrap
Stupid Cupid, Stop Picking on Starscream by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA. Starscream is struck by one of Cupid's arrows...literally...now he's under a love spell, much to Sari's chagrin. Stupid, insane fluff story not to be taken seriously.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Starscream, Sari S. - Complete
Facing Fear by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA Oneshot. A little girl shows Scaredy Screamer how to be brave. Just a silly plot that's been plaguing my brain and thought I'd share.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
Temporary Alliance by TehMarishal reviews
After getting damaged in an energon explosion, Terrorsaur and Airazer must rely on each other to save their skins. But what if they start to develop feelings for each other in the process? Please R&R.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Airazor, Terrorsaur - Complete
Dark Spark by TehMarishal reviews
What would happen if Transmutate actually survived, and helped Rampage find happiness for the first time in his life? Oneshot, please R&R.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Rampage - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
It's a Clone's Life by PyroP-Dawg reviews
TFA: Short drabble about Starscream and his clones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Raptor girl Rewritten by DragonFireOKN reviews
Destiny and her parents are on a trip to Isle Octavian and are expecting to have a great time. Everything goes well until her parents disappear in an abandoned facility. Soon after a male raptor kidnaps Destiny and wants her for something else than a meal
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Transmetal Terror by Talon Silverwolf reviews
Beast Wars. After the alien attacks on Earth and Optimus' return, something on the Darksyde is resurrected, too. Something familiar and dangerous.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Between the Lines by Lady Dementia reviews
The words left unspoken. A negative impression left by the Beast Wars plotline.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,125 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Please Leave A Message by Lady Dementia reviews
A day in the life of a Beast Wars answering machine.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
What About Now? by Hot Shot's girl reviews
Transformers Armada: Starscream comes back to life and his spark longs to explore other worlds, galaxies, and species, but he wants Alexis to come with him. Will she say yes and if she does what adventures will they go on together? StarscreamxAlexis
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,936 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Alexis, Starscream - Complete
Love Is A Dangerous Thing by Hot Shot's girl reviews
TFA: Love is a dangerous thing . . . especially with Starscream, lol. Alexis is a Reporter and for some strange reason Starscream fell in love with her at first sight, now he gets . . . too obssessed, lol. It's humor what do you expect? StarscreamxAlexis
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Alexis, Starscream
Your Name Is Arcee by Hot Shot's girl reviews
TFA: Ratchet's been through a lot of things, but this just broke him. Arcee didn't deserve to lose her memory and now he tries to help her remember. Can he? Or will more sparkache come as he begins to fall for her only to have her slip away again? RXA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,650 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Arcee, Ratchet - Complete
Just a Girl by wierdbot reviews
2007 Movieverse AU. What would have happend if Samuel James Witwicky had been Samantha Jenna Witwicky? Simple: Chaos. WIP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,846 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007
The Lips Of An Angel by Hot Shot's girl reviews
G1 Alexis an archeologist finds herself in a strange predicament with the decepticons. She's got information about an artifact they want and so take her in hopes to get it out of her, driving Starscream insane in the process, but is it insanity or... SSXA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,129 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Alexis, Starscream - Complete
Sonnets of Promises by Mistress Megatron reviews
The long awaited threequel A year after the wedding, Megatron decides to hire a housemaid who, unbeknownst to him, has a crush on him. How far is Thunderblast willing to go so she can have Megatron for herself?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,837 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Operation: Sparkling by Hot Shot's girl reviews
The Allspark was destroyed and now the sparks that were despersed have no where to rest except in a human female to be reborn again. Find out which lucky ladies get chosen to be a carrier. Sequel To Her Favorite Color Is Chrome, enjoy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,500 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Thinking Things Over by Megatron's Blackfire reviews
A neutral femme awaits punishment in the Predacon base. She thinks back on her life since she came online and the one mech that she wants to be safe. Beast Wars universe. OCxOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Whining In Space, or Life Is Pain by Burnedtoasty reviews
Beast Wars: Waspinator rails against his fate... in *space*.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Waspinator - Complete
How We Set the Snow on Fire by Mistress Megatron reviews
Oneshot...they've been separated for so long and when they can finally see each other again, the winter cold threatens to rip them apart...that is until a strange and miraculous phenomenon occurs...MegatronxOC but can be used for any pairing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Her Favorite Color Is Chrome by Hot Shot's girl reviews
Maggie's favorite color is chrome and look at the lucky transformer who's dressed in it. JazzxMaggie fic Movieverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,865 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Jazz, Maggie M. - Complete
Punky by Mistress Megatron reviews
Megatron invites the autobots to come listen to his band, the Decepticons, perform. Optimus isn't quite sure just how this is going to go down as he and the autobots agree to accept the invitation. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Heaven vs Hell by Lady Shockbox reviews
Five years after the Unicron Battles, Alexis is doing a semester project for school. However, when she decides to do her report on a church, the priest claims he can revive Starscream. Taking his offer turns out to be a very bad idea. Armada
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,122 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Alexis, Sideways
Transformers: Unicron Trilogy: The Lost Memories by Hot Shot's girl reviews
Life is hard, especially when you're a Prime. It seems like Primus pounds down on you the hardest. Hot Shot never really understood that till he found out. OPxE1 SSxAlxs HSxOR JFxTB OCxOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 194,181 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hot Shot - Complete
Musings of a Fuzor by KingWaspinator reviews
Quickstrike relects on Silverbolt Blackarachnia and comes to realise what he wants with a friend. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
A special surprise for a special day by lady-warrioress reviews
a certain special day is coming. Yume's working on something that will surprise both the Maximals and the Predacons
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Becoming A Someone Else by Nirianne reviews
[DISCONTINUED] After Cybertron: 'Screamer & Alexis and friends! It started off as a date... eventually things change that will change both of them from this point onward... This is where he truly understands the meaning to live life to the fullest. R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,637 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Starscream, Alexis
We Wish You A Transformer Christmas by PhantasmBabeIvory reviews
A oneshot of Alexis' first memorable Christmas with the two aliens she adores. Set in the Armada Universe. StarscreamAlexis pairing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Alexis, Starscream - Complete
One Last Chance by ABSilverstreak reviews
Alexis remembers the past, and what happened...all she wanted, was a chance to tell Starscream how she felt...Transformers:Armada Based on the relationship between Starscream and Alexis. Takes place 11 years later. Cont'd in Where Earth and Sky Meet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Decepticon's Serenity by Megatron's Blackfire reviews
movieverse2007 The decepticons world gets flipped on its head when one little femme is adopted by Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 58,110 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
The Scream of the Immortal Star by Ameban reviews
[G1&Armada Crossover] What if Armada Starscream would sudendly appear in G1 universe? Why such thing would happen? What is the purpuse of that? A serious story with humor hints where several characters are developed. Important notes in the beginning. [The story is under revision now].
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,955 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Starscream, Sideways, Thundercracker, Skyfire/Jetfire
Starxis by PhantasmBabeIvory reviews
A retelling of the Armada Universe, beginning with the Mars episode. While on the red planet, Starscream finds a new friend... Ending chapter now posted. Alexis&Starscream pairing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,899 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Starscream, Alexis - Complete
Saving Me by Hot Shot's girl reviews
Starscream had been sucked back onto earth by earth's gravity and is injured, but a certain human by the name of Alexis finds him and wishes to heal him. Will Starscream let her help him and in so many other ways? StarscreamxAlexis Movieverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,949 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Alexis, Starscream - Complete
Shadows and Light by KayDeeBlu reviews
*Armada* - A sensitive introspect into the unique relationship between Starscream and Alexis.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
What hurts the most by Cool Jay reviews
Alexis, in the Cybertron series, sings a Goodbye song for her relationship with the deceased Decepticon, Starscream. But what happens if Cybertron Starscream is watching her? Plz R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Here's Your Sign by Hot Shot's girl reviews
Yes, you've guessed it. I wrote this story to show all of you that even the Bible can be funny. This came to me as I sat in sunday school so enjoy our randomness.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Underneath by PhantasmBabeIvory reviews
Poem reflecting Starscream's friendship with Alexis in Armada.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Starscream - Complete
Mission: To Save Beast Warriors by Syntia13 reviews
a.k.a. Beast Wars with shorter casualty list. 11: Missing, presumed dead. : A few days in life of our favorite bots, in which serious matters intertwine with matters not so serious, and sometimes downright silly. /chapter 1-7 edited/
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 119,922 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/16/2006
The Sun of the Earth by Mistress Megatron reviews
Sequel to Reoccurring Dreams. Starscream tries every possible way to end Megatron and Astrid's relationship so he can take Astrid for himself. What happen's if one of his plans succeeds?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,050 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Coping With the Sorrow by kuro's girl reviews
Alexis is feeling depressed and decides to go see a certain seeker's grave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Reoccurring Dreams by Mistress Megatron reviews
Cybertron: A certain transformer has his sights set on a 15 year old girl. How far is he willing to go to get her and why does he want her? Complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,770 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Christmas With the Beast Warriors by Yoda's Padawan reviews
Yesss...this is what happens when the Beast Warriors spend Christmas over at my house. Waspinator can cook, Megatron gets wapped with a flyswatter...and Dinobot is interested in Religion. At least, I think he is...erm...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,976 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/20/2006
Starscream and Alexis Series by Lady1Venus reviews
Finished 'Armada' Cont. from Chat With Starscream. As Starscream is figuring out his feelings, trouble begins for Alexis. Between them and their friends they need to overcome many trails but when the Dcons get in the mix, something worse arrives
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,662 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Starscream, Alexis - Complete
The CR chamber song by Super Metal Sonic reviews
The Beast Warriors sing about the CR chamber to the tune of the Village people's YMCA. A song fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
The Artist by Kenya Starflight reviews
A young boy obsessed with Star Wars befriends a strange but kindly shop owner and admires his artwork. But a robbery gone awry reveals the truth behind the storekeeper's paintings.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,717 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Chaos by Kenya Starflight reviews
An Eye of the Storm story. Luke and Trapper go to the movies, Boba Fett accepts a contract on an unusual bounty hunt, and Darth Vader gets drafted into a most unpleasant assignment... babysitting.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,479 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Scream to the Stars by nobleknightkaeru reviews
Armada. My previous fic, of the same title, completely rewritten – a retelling of Starscream's final act in the episode Cramp and the events that led up to it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2005
Really Bad Eggs by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) After a little teleportation accident, Bluestreak, Prowl and Skywarp find themselves face-to-face with a certain (in)famous pirate... A G1 crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean, and winner of the 2004 Crossover Challenge
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2004
Numb by Lunor reviews
A Starscream, MegaGalvatron relationship fic. No slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Complete
A Bad Day for Boba Fett by Rhys reviews
A short, humerous story about Boba Fett suffering a debillitating affliction while on one of his hunts, that makes it into a really, really bad day. Completed
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Boba Fett - Complete
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Chat With Starscream by Lady1Venus reviews
Armada Set beginning of 'Mars'. A small conversation with Starscream that starts to confuse Starscream he also gets his first chance of seeing a basketball game. Continued on with 'Starscream and Alexis Series'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Complete
The Fangirl by pmting-elf reviews
Legolas' worst nightmare.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Legolas
A seeker's Xmas by Veleum reviews
Runs intermezzo with my story with MiT ' 1 smart guy, 1 idiot, 1 chick and 1 renegade. The seekers enjoy a Cybertron Xmas with each other.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Thundercracker, Starscream - Complete
Beast Wars In Short by Lady Dementia reviews
Just because I like the series doesn’t mean I can’t poke fun at it!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Complete
Forbidden Fealings by Veleum reviews
Alexis is now 22. She is finally over Starscream's death, but one night the ghost of Screamer turns up! And danger is on the way that they alone can stop! COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Complete
Hello by Lady Venom2 reviews
A songfic. Short and pointless, but I promised myself to write at least one Rampage Transmutate fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2003
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Lost Soldiers reviews
REVISED Beast Wars/Unicron Triligy - The Beast Wars are turned up-side down when a human is added to the mix. How will things turn out now? (Chapters will be painfully slow in coming...)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Megatron, Optimus Primal, Waspinator, Terrorsaur
Like the Moon reviews
While at Cloud City, Boba Fett repeatedly bumps into a young girl with dreams of a life beyond Bespin. When he later finds her on his ship, will he drag her along for the ride and what impact will she leave on him... and vise versa?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,640 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Boba Fett
A Clean Slate reviews
Alexis forgot her palm pilot at the Autobot base when they returned to Earth. When she, accompanied with Rad and Carlos, goes to get it, they find someone very strange yet very familiar...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Starscream, Alexis
Your Call reviews
Sort-of songfic, character death, rating high just in case - Ahsoka and Rex are sent on a mission together, a mission that will change one of their lives forever.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Captain Rex, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Of Shaving Cream, Stars, and Muffins reviews
A collection of random and probably unrelated drabbles in various parts of the Clone Wars. Not necessarily in chronological order. OOC-ness.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010
The Waspy Mash reviews
My remix of "Monster Mash". Happy Halloween everyone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Waspinator - Complete
The Heart reviews
A femme's heart has been broken. She tried to repair it but it's no good... or is it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Not Quite an Imaginary Friend reviews
TFA-Onshot - Starscream gives his special clones some free time and Skywarp decides Earth would be a good place to hide for a while. Too bad he didn't know scary children lived under bridges...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
The Unknown Soldier reviews
post Beast Wars/songfic ish - While vacationing on one of Hawaii's many islands, Emily White discovers something that might have been her future in another place and time... -updated-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Terrorsaur, Rad W. - Complete
Be Mine? reviews
Beast Wars- Starfeather is bored one day and decides to give a Valentine to a certain someone at the Pred base. What will happen when he goes to thank her?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Terrorsaur - Complete