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Joined 09-26-07, id: 1384757, Profile Updated: 08-12-14

Hi. I'm Sarah. I'm 19 and I can't write for shit.

So this is my profile. Nice to see you here in this desolate wasteland of an informational-text-thing. I haven't been very active since I was 12 and all I really wrote about was anime and other dorky fluffy things.

Well. I still do.

I'm going to try to grow up. I really am. Let's hope my writing skills grow up with me.

I've got one friend who really understands me. When we were kids we got into a few fights, but nothing more than that. I've pretty much decided that she's going to be my maid of honor when and if I ever get married. I love her dearly and I know she's always there for me. We love goofing off together, and generally we get along really well. They only thing that disqualifies us from being sisters is our blood. And I think that says a lot. Love ya, Yoyo/Gizmo/Yodel/Pipsqueak/Peach-tree.

I always appreciate reviews and if you want to share my stories go ahead.

I sometimes take commissions if you PM me. Depending on what they are. (Don't know why you'd want to commission me though).

So yeah. Anything not published in the year 2012 will most likely not be finished. Because let's face it, it's shit. Really.

Thanks for stopping by.

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Still Curious and Willing to Learn I Hope by 13HoursInWonderland reviews
Follow up to Londerland and Sureal. Like puzzling together a storybook with pages missing, she recalled vaguely familiar words: "Confront what frightens or offends you." And a fluster response, just as recognizable: "I think I'm curious, if you are willing."
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Alice, Cheshire Cat - Complete
Ashes To Ashes by BlueIsForNightmares reviews
This is a story about a group of friends who become vampires against their will. Each one finds that there is more to them then meets the eye and fall in love with other vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,559 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Sweeney Clues! by xlawa reviews
A short SweeneyTodd/Blues Clues parody. Takes place right after 'Pretty Women'.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
With Every End There's a Beginning by Jack Sparrow's Secret Lover reviews
Lil is dared to go into the creepy mansion at the edge of her neighborhood on Halloween night. There, she discovers a man with scissors for hands. She immediately sets to work to get him normal hands. Things get a little... complicated though...
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
Breaking The Rules by xPhoenixWingsx reviews
Zidane arrives back in Alexandria only to find that Dagger has married. Rated for language and themes of affair and abuse. Little spoilers if you haven't completed the game, but only at the beginning. The End Is Here.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,404 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Garnet A., Zidane T. - Complete
Nightspeak by F.D. Tamms reviews
It's chessy and a little OOC, but here it is: the conclusion. Mrs. Lovett faces the repercussions of her foolishness...are they as miserable as she expects them to be?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete