"Snotlout Gets the Axe" what-if. Snotlout's dad punishes him and the Riders and their dragons are there to pick up the pieces. Spitelout-bashing. Also Snotfang bonding. Faint pre-Fishlout if you squint. Graphic violence, so be warned.

Short, fluffy drabble about Hogwarts' favourite gays. I normally don't do short and fluffy so let me know what you think. "Harry Potter loved his boyfriend's hands..."