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Joined 09-26-07, id: 1384802, Profile Updated: 02-02-09
Author has written 3 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Name: Sabrina or Chuke which ever you prefer...

Age: 17

Co- creator of the infamous FMALB

By the way, if anyone is interested at looking at my so called 'poetry' check out my deviantart account! edwardspsychostalker.deviantart.com

XOXOXOXO

Alrighty then all of my darlings! I have some things I felt you should be updated on, instead of reading through a bunch of retarded quotes... (If you happen to like my retarded list of quotes send me an email and I'll give you a link to them! XD)

XOXOXOX

Would You Love A Monsterman?

First of all, yes my title was taken from a Lordi song, but it just fit in so well with my story line I had to use it! As you can probably tell, I don't have much of an imagination when it comes to things like titles. I am sorry. Also, my first chapter is inspired by the song Someone Special by Poets Of The Fall and accordingly the chapter title is also a line from the song. Do not worry, it is not a song fic, it was just inspired by it... as are the rest of the chapters inspired by songs, but they will work with the story, trust me.

Now that I have throughly confused you...

Someone Special- Poets Of The Fall http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0h-xazguvg

Why I Need Sleep

Haha, I know this is really stupid and doesn't make any sense but that's what happens when you are living off Pixy Stix and soda! I'm sorry if I made any ones brains implode! But I will update whenever I can drag myself over to the computer and type anything that makes me giggle while I write it. I have a few more chapters that will be uploaded soon...

A Magical Romance And The Sigilium Diaboli

A few of my friends and I decide it would be a fun idea to put the Ouran High School Host Club in Hogwarts! Of course we come along and spread the madness!

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A Merciless Affection by Verity Brown reviews
Canonshafted by HBP & DH, but still very IC. When a N.E.W.T. Potions field trip goes badly wrong, a chain of events is set in motion that may cost Snape more than his life, and a student more than her heart. Angst/dark romance. SS/OC of-age student.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 308,472 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Drabbles of Course by angelinpunk reviews
Drabbles with any pairings.Ed has skittle wars, Al works at Jamba juice? Alphonse is a nut job. Roy and Ed seem to be the only sane ones.YOU WILL LAUGH!I'm not gonna lie, he first chapters of this sucks,I was 11,now 15, but later chapters are very excelle
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 20,335 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E.
Roy and Riza's Cracked Out Adventures by The New Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
GUESS WHO'S BACK! Me, with more hilarious cracked-out antics! Read my newest offering if you're a long-time fan, or start from the beginning if you're new! It's wonderfully random humor, and it's BACK AFTER 2 YEARS! Hooray!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
The Promise He Kept by reiuki2 reviews
AU When she died, he was left with a baby and a promise...but he cant do this all on his own. He promised her he wouldnt love another woman, but that doesnt mean he could never love again...Edvy, slight EdWin, mention of RosexEnvy rated m for later chaps.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,677 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Edward E., Envy
The Used by Clue-Sama reviews
Why doesn't Kaname want to accept what the blood bond has to offer, yet eagerly comply when Zero is hungry... and when Kaname wants to bite him back...? KanamexZero yaoi. Slightly based off of songs by The Used.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,366 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Twisted Thoughts of a Twisted Thinker by RhythmStickLunatic reviews
Various and random rantings of everyone's favourite Joker! I decided that this is what it would be like if the Joker decided to keep a diary. I know he wouldn't, he doesn't have time for that...but I thought it would be interesting.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008
Trouble by Zalein reviews
Torn knew that cocky blond was trouble from the time he saw the kid’s first mission results.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Torn, Jak M. - Complete
The Eternal Darkness of Sirius Black's Mind by eternalangelkiss reviews
Sirius, locked up for crimes he has not commited, finds that despair seems to be the only way out for him. Azkaban would have destroyed Sirius if it hadn’t been for James. See what comes of a person who survives Azkaban and finds peace along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Journal Tells What is Forgotten by animefans49 reviews
Hikaru, for some reason, cannot remember his last year in middle school. He remembers only waking up with the whole year blank to him. Kaoru has strange reactions to talking about it. One journal could solve everything. HikaruXKaoru twincest!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,131 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Pretty Green Eyes by xXVoodooToyXx reviews
VAM. Bam Margera. Ville Valo. Bam sneaks off to Finland and spends time with Ville. Later, Bam starts to wonder what he really feels for Mr.Ville Valo,their friendship taken to great extremes. Now, Jussi 69 is making things difficult...NEW CHAPTER UP!
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,725 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007
Medication by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
The Joker has no love for medication. Short scene.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Introspection by jarec reviews
The Joker muses on existence and his place in the world
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Dreams Can Come True by EsmeeRules reviews
Hikaru wakes up from a dream, only to realize that his dream is becoming a reality before his eyes. How will the other host memebers react, if they find out? HikaruxKaoru Twincest City baby and don't forget Yaoi, never forget Yaoi. Rated M for a reason. .
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Sleeping Beauty by SORRY.NO.LONGER.USED reviews
One Shot. Hikaru is having a dream. Will Kaoru help him make it a reality? WARNING! Major twincest. Rated for a reason. Don't like, don't read.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Dream World Chapter 1 by KuroRyu01 reviews
Thanks to a friend Steven is now a new player to Dream World, but when he logs in he soons find that the game in a state of war. In chapter 1 Steven will have to determine what to do before he gets killed and becomes a lost one.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008
Beginnings by aznricebowl232 reviews
It started with a Kiss and ended with a sin. Warning- Twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Fun With Hikaru and Kaoru by xstrawberryxx reviews
The bittersweet moments of Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin's love and entertainment.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Storms by Spamsterlady reviews
Afraid of the storm, he goes to his brother for comfort. hikaruxkaoru slash
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Join Me In Death by xXVoodooToyXx reviews
VAM. Ville's got a physical issue, Bam's got a emotional issue.Plus Bam's getting married to Missy. Ville is completly against the wedding, but will he tell Bam that? Will Ville live to stop the wedding? Will Bam live through the depression?
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007
Little Sister by Diamond-04 reviews
I wrote this fic for the Ouran Kink Meme. Yaoi, Hikaru/Kaoru. Kaoru goes through Haruhi's wardrobe to surprise his brother. And he has a lollipop. A cherry flavored one
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Figured You Out by Draco's Addiction reviews
VAM. JackassHIM. Songfic. Over time, the changes in Bam begin to frighten Ville. Disclaimer within.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Come What May by Draco's Addiction reviews
VAM. JackassHIM. Songfic. Ville's thoughts about life after Bam entered it. Disclaimer within.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Right There In Front Of HIM by Draco's Addiction reviews
VAM. JackassHIM. Bam and Ville are drunk in bed after the filming of the Buried Alive By Love video. Stuff might happen.....
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Blue Pain: Into the future by reiuki2 reviews
Year aniversary gift for readers. What happenes when Rei gets sent into the furture, and everything is NORMAL! read to find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Envy - Complete
Blue Pain by reiuki2 reviews
Edward is a new student, just trying to get through highschool as a normal 15 year old, but when he meets a young girl with a mysterious past, his perseption of things begin to change, but just how far will he go to prove he really cares? EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,156 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
The Heart Knows Something Different by Ryuuza reviews
[Hikaru x Kaoru] When you're all grown up, it's not about the games anymore.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Fraise by Mercurial Flux reviews
[ Hikaru x Kaoru ] Hikaru watches Kaoru sleep and is mesmerized.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
All The Wrongs by LaChoy reviews
They knew it was wrong and they kept doing it anyway. [HikaruKaoru Twincest]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Drive Me Crazy by Forever Yours Zana reviews
Ed has a crush on a girl, crossdresses and on top of his ever stressing life, has to deal with Envy. Who he might like. We don't know just yet. Chapter 9: Nothing can ever go as planned, that's how life is. [EnvyxEd]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,133 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
The Bed by Yue-eternal reviews
It's amazing to know that such a simple furniture like a bed can lead a very complex life. [Oneshot] [TWINCEST] [YAOI Alert] XD
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Wings of a Butterfly by X-Factor-Glory reviews
Envy's POV on his life, and Ed...it's kinda sad. SongFic. Slash.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Random Ramblings of Randomness that are Random by Rave the Wolf reviews
Just Rambling drabbles from when I get bored but beware they are... ummm strange. But my friends at school liked them so please enjoy. I luff my title.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2006
Gangstas by XQR reviews
Harry and Voldemort are gangsta! A piece of insanity I wrote.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rub a dub dub by OriginalPippie reviews
VERY SLASHY SMUT. NOT FOR YOUNG READERS. This story involves Bam, a shower, and two of his best guy friends. And yes it is just one chapter.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Bam's Dirty Little Secret by OriginalPippie reviews
Exactly as the title says, Bam's been keeping a secret from everyone.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
That's How it's Done, Ronniekins by Malicious Dagger reviews
When Fred and George catch Ron kissing his pillow in a completely disgusting fashion, they decide to teach him how to kiss properly ... TWINCEST! One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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Would You Love A Monsterman reviews
Ville Valo is a bit different than others, he can change his form and thirsts for human blood. Bam Margera is just another human who doesn’t believe in the world of the supernatural. Worlds collide and Bam must choose: Death or immortality.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009
Why I Need Sleep reviews
Some random crap I wrote while I was unable to sleep Warning: CRACK!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Magical Romance and the Sigillium Diaboli reviews
The FMALB send the Ouran High School Host Club to Hogwarts! Things heat up in this twisted tale! Hikaru/Kaoru Fred/George Draco/Harry Tamaki/Haruhi SLASH! No likey no ready
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.