Author has written 13 stories for Batman, Nip/Tuck, iCarly, Reign Of Fire, Vampire Diaries, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Austin & Ally, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Breaking Bad.
Hi, I'm Porkchop Sandwiches. My admittedly weird name doesn't come from an obsession with porkchops or sandwiches. There's a spoof of an old G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement called Porkchop Sandwiches. If you haven't seen it, you should look it up on YouTube. I found out about Fanfiction through a friend in 2005, and had an old account to write reviews before I forgot the password and got this account in the summer of 2008. I really enjoy writing, though I probably won't be doing as much Fanfiction because I'm working on more original stuff. I hope you enjoy what you read :)
Update: I'm not sure how many people will actually read this or care, but if you favorited any of my Wizards of Waverly Place stories and wonder why they disappeared, it's because I deleted all of them. Something complicated came up in my life that led me to do this, which I'd rather not go into. I'm debating putting a couple of them back up now, but I need a little time to think it over. I apologize if I frustrated any readers. Thanks for reading my stuff.