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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Hello. My name is Sam, and I guess you could call me an occasional writer. I love the subject of English, and most everything else. I would like to thank all the reader who have followed me over the years. I am working on bringing some half decent writing to my stories, so you might be seeing some updates soon. To all the new readers, thanks for reading. Thanks for taking the time to read this, hope I can get some updates out soon.
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7 Beautiful Vampires and a Clumsy Human by CuzEdwardLikesBrunettes reviews
A look in to the lives of the Cullens, Hales, werewolves, and Bella through a series of one shots. Includes Emmett microwaving his pants and an interesting conversation. Mild Breaking Dawn spoilers...maybe. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,013 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 8/16/2007
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
The Road to Love Is Paved with Friendship by WhirledPiece17 reviews
House & Wilson have been friends since they've become doctors at the same hospital. Can they slowly learn to love each other after a surprise "date"? House X Wilson Chapter 40 is up! I write as if the first team never left. Rate and review please! Thanks
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 62,474 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/11/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Ways You Know You're Obsessed with Twilight by LiquidButterscotch reviews
Oh come on. You know you are!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/27/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
A New Life by VanillaTwilight17 reviews
House and Cameron share a one night stand and decide to forget it ever happened and move on with their lives. Only Cameron is pregnant. Will House step up and take responsibility for his child or leave Cameron to raise their baby all on her own.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,198 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House
Oh those kids by Cameron3012 reviews
A story about House, Cameron, Wilson, Cuddy, Chase and Foreman's kids. Most of them are teenagers and also in love. Hameron, Wuddy,ChaseOC, ForemanOC.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House
Living With Vampires by Red Pandas Dnt Eat Cheezits reviews
Starts right after Eclipse. Some one will shop. Some one won't like McDonald's. Someone will drink a V8. Someone will see long lost relatives. Someone will get married. Someone will get pregnant. And everyone's in for a big surprise. Rewrite in progress
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 122,585 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007
The Greatest Treasure of Our Lives by VanillaTwilight17 reviews
SPOILERS for BOS! Ben/Abigail. Abigail finds out she's pregnant and its the start of a new adventure for her and Ben.
National Treasure - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,853 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Abigail C., Ben G.
The Fairytale Continues by My-Bella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Snapshots by ColorOfAngels reviews
A collection of slice-of-life drabbles and ficlets from one possible HouseCameron universe… NOT in chronolgical order...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,934 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron
Sex Talks With Edward by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Pieces of an Ice Cold Heart by Emilie Cullen XO reviews
These are just random stories of Bella and the Cullens. Contains Love, Fluff and Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Roadtrip by CaptiveFaRaMiRheart reviews
Red lights. Hotels. Diners. Laughter. Arguements. Gas station stops. U-turns. The Beatles. Flat tires. Burger King.... A road-trip to remember.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House
Who Helps the Heroes? by Firetop reviews
REPOST: Without the author rants. I think I forgot to post a chapter or two. So lets try this again. A car accident. Who helps who in the end. vague on purpose ChaseCameron relationship. ChaseHouse friendship
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,194 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - R. Chase - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8406 - Favs: 7,591 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bella's Problem by FairyPyrateChaosJoe reviews
I'm sure everyone's wondered about it at some point or another. What happens when Bella's on her period? Now you don't have to wonder anymore. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Die Alone by Raindrops 93 reviews
Secrets and lies nearly always come out in the end. When Cameron is already sick who would want to see her die faster. With no police to help it leaves House and Chase to solve a very different case. r&r
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,041 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Wonder Boy by astroanna reviews
“I’m sorry, House...it’s just too ironic. The wonder-boy oncologist has cancer.”
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,236 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Fantasy by Not Days but Knights reviews
After House declares “Oh my God, you’re sleeping with me,” Wilson can't help but think about the truth which may or may not exist in that statement, as well as how it has changed his personal feelings as he lies in bed with Amber that same night.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Home Economics with Bella and Edward by topaz emeralds reviews
Edward signs up Bella and himself for Home Economics. The title tells all : Takes place during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,425 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007
House: The Basics by Bloody Koalas reviews
Debatable? I think not. You think you know them, but do you really understand the cast of House, M.D.? A series of seemingly unrelated oneshots.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - G. House - Complete
The Switch Of An Eternity by poplikeapoptrt3 reviews
Everything is the same in Forks until Edward and Bella switch bodies! Can Bella handle being a vampire. Can Edward handle being human? Can the they cope with the others' problems? I guess you'll find out....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,921 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007
Squashed Strawberries by MMAMi reviews
A House and Cameron story. Love and Pregnancy basically... there might even be some humour involved at some point. My first House MD fanfiction... be kind. Part 1 of an ongoing series. Chapter 17 now up! x
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,656 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
When House Discovers Fanfiction by katie mase reviews
One day House discovers the world of fanfiction. What's even more surprising is, it's all about him! Not meant to be taken seriously by any means. Rated T for safety. Total Parody. Complete!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Every Turn Of The Page by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of oneshots based on everyone's favorite fairy tales. In this fic, it is possible to fall down the rabbit hole or have one of our beloved vampires become the villian. Evil Queens, Damsels in distress, and Prince Charming are all within reach!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,835 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Valentine's Love by Cameron3012 reviews
Cameron gets secret messages from a mysterious admirer who promises her a change of life.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Medical Mysteries by the psycho sour skittle reviews
Just a short little House/Cam drabble. Didn't really fit in with the Touch of Destiny story line...so I put it seperate.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
The Day Crazed Fans Tourtur Killed Lauren Mallory by VampiressE12B reviews
Threequle to the Crazed fan serios. we are hiding in the woods after our murder of mike and we now have decided that it is time for lauren to die!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Acceptance by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
She was smiling when she said the two words that made him a legend in the history of oncology. COMPLETED.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008 - J. Wilson - Complete
Small Moments by Lovely Light reviews
Small moments between House, Cameron, and their little spawn. Just fluff. We all need fluff during the winter.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,171 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - G. House, A. Cameron
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Emmett Goes Prettyboy by Zukaddy reviews
SEQUEL TO EMMETT GOES EMO! Emmett goes prep, nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Knowing by Wyoming reviews
The funeral was tomorrow, how the hell was she supposed to deal with this? She would never know what it would be like to have him as hers. Never." Not what you think there's no char death. HCameron, oneshot for now.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Handcuffs by Kimmy1901 reviews
What will happen when Jacob and Edward get handcuffed together with cuffs they can't break? Chapter two is dedicated to Jennifer KAMIKAZE with the injured nose
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Blood, Sweat, and Tears by confusedsarcasm reviews
When the hospital is taken hostage, the doctors of PPTH are forced to make decisions without hesitation. But when such vital decisions are made quicker than your next breath, you are bound to make a bad one. What will it cost them in the end? COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,690 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 300 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Watching Over Me by Perhin reviews
House dies and becomes Wilson's angel. COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Dress Code Violation by Rissohma reviews
Bella unknowingly breaks the dress code. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Snowflakes by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A compilation of Christmas oneshots, ficlets, and drabbles that could vary from many genres to get you into the spirit a month early. Who says it needs to be December to carry a little Christmas joy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
sleep talking by VampiressE12B reviews
What does Edward go through when Bella is sleep talking? this how i picture it. very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Striking Similarities by Ajazzy reviews
One Shot My first fanfiction..ever Harry Potter kids go see a movie. Twilight fans will get a chuckle out of it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
The Tree by Rissohma reviews
Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Anything is Possible at the Mall by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
No Longer Available by SivanShemesh 4 reviews
Dr. Chase's cell phone voice bothered the crew. WIP. Update Daily.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - R. Chase
Bella Farts! by watchingtheworld reviews
The title has said it all. One day in Bio, she just farts and Edwards starts to laugh. Bella wants revenge, but will it backfire?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Cullen Diaries by redrosefell reviews
Here we get a closer look into the Cullen clan via there own thoughts and words. Up first is a day in the life of Alice. Life has got to get dull sometimes, but often trivial everyday tidbits can be pretty illuminating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007
What Happens At The Pool Stays At The Pool by Captured.By.Insanity reviews
Bella used to swim. What happens when the Cullens and her go to the pool?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007
Videogames, Vampire Style! by Talvana reviews
This is something odd, something interesting, something...wonderfully random! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Emmett Goes Emo by Zukaddy reviews
Emmett Goes Emo... nuff said... rated T just in case....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Interupting Bella by Klutzzy55 reviews
Origanilly a oneshot, but it was hard to resist! How does doghnuts, Rosalie, and hair mix? What is Emmett's blinky thing? Why does Alice despise McDonalds? How can Jasper be a life gaurd? What is Esme better at doing than Carlisle? LOVE REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
you know your obsesssed with stephanie meyer if by Obsessive Vampire Stalker reviews
well pretty much the title explains it,first ff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Yahoo! by CullenGirl.13 reviews
The Cullen's talk through the wonders of Yahoo...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007
The Death of Isabella Marie Swan by jankmusic reviews
I was sure today was just the beginning of that time of the month, but as my day steadily got worse, along with my symptoms, I became aware of the fact that something was seriously wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Road Trip by Alunamai reviews
What happens when the Cullens take a cross country road trip... in one hummer? And then Sirius and Remus turn up...Lets find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The first of it's kind! The story version is now playing in a city near you! oneshot T for strange things...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
The Cullen's Chatter Box by TheReadingBird reviews
When the Cullens discover the joy of a chatroom, it could mean bad things for Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007
23 reasons to be a cullen by vampirechick123 reviews
exactly what the title says
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
The Love Lair by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Alice decides to turn the Cullen house into a haunted mansion for Halloween, Esme and Carlisle end up in costume, Emmett gets a new pet, and Rosalie is stuck running errands for Alice all day and then there's Edward. What is with him and candle wax? EB.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Sheets Of Blood Stained Cotton by Skater Princess reviews
New Summary! Chase gets sick with HIV and House and his crew must investegate how he got it to save him. ChasexCameron, CuddyxHouse, WilsonxCuddy, CameronxHouse. MAJOR CHASE ANGST! Warning:language,rape,cutting and AIDS
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - R. Chase - Complete
Their Story by Wyoming reviews
“This book is about two people who loved each other very much Allison Cameron, and Gregory House. No matter what they did, they always loved each other, and although their ending is tragic, their story is a lesson to be learned…” songfic char death, HCa
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Signs You are Obsessed With Edward Cullen by gottaluvtwilight reviews
Sorry! but it's for girls only! Part of my obsession series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
The Big Bed by jankmusic reviews
Hermione Granger believed that every girl deserves some alone time, until she found that being between her two best friends had become routine, and she didn’t quite want to break it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
The Lost Adjective by hornytwilighters reviews
MikeEmmett... Aw, come on, I know you're curious.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
I Hate Hermione and A Muggle Card Game by jankmusic reviews
Ron is unable to fall asleep. Hermione goes to Ron’s room to see what he’s doing after she tries to fall asleep. They play chess, cards, and Truth or Dare without the Truth. What kind of trouble are they going to get into? And will Harry be able to cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Durin and Dayel have an Adventure by deconstructed reviews
Durin and Dayel fic. Not completely finsihed yet.
Terry Brooks - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2003
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Hope Is All That You Need reviews
The charming Bella Swan is single, living alone and has never been in love. Edward Masen loves her to death, but never seems to have enough courage to talk to her. When they finally meet, will they have what it takes to beat all the odds? All human. BXE.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Edward
Msn Twilight Style reviews
What is up with Emmett and his Jeep, and Mike and Tyler doing what?, what about some of Bella's questions, and what happens when you stir in a little bit of Dr. Gregory House? And who is this Oliver and what did Charile do? You know you are curious
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007
A Greater Threat reviews
The Cullen's have a problem on their hands, a unknown source is threating to expose there secret. Meanwhile they deal with the death of the Descendant of the Masen line, Catherine. Sequel to Descendant.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
Descendent reviews
Meet Catherine Masen, a descendant of Edward and Bella. It all starts when the couple live together in the 1900's and have their first son, Nathan. When the Influenza hits, Carlisle if forced to save them. Later, we have Catherine, plus trouble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete