Sengetsu(crescent moon) Emi(blessed with beauty)
elemental panther(but mostly dark, light, fire, & ice)(me: yay! I'm a forbidden child!) also has some miko powers and is 1/8 vampire
midnight black hair with navy blue and silver streaks going through it. 2 super light silver(almost white but shiny-er) stripes on each check, wrist, hips, and ankles, also 1 on each eyelid. she also has a jet black crescent moon(pointed right-opposite of sessho's-) and a black star in the center on her brow, and behind her is a long black with silver & blue tip tail!!(when shes not in her human disguise) she usually wears a short mid-thigh kimono with a slit stopping at her hip that has dark blue lining and obi with a silver dragon circling her waist going up her chest with the head stopping on her right shoulder. she also wears black baggy pants like hiei's under it that has the bottom half of the dragon, and combat boots to complete the look. she also has the deepest most beautiful blue(yes i know she has a lot of blue on her) eyes you've ever seen.
acts cold and distant to people she doesn't know(usually she acts like she hates everyone and everything but that's just her nature, she doesn't trust people easily), but if she gets use to you you'll think shes the sweetest person alive; despite her temper, bad-mouth, and totally perverted mind. if you tick her off, say good bye to everyone you know cause she will kill you in an instant. she is very trustworthy, but has a hard time trusting others. shes kind, and gentle toward animals, sometimes the same toward others except(some) guys. very artistic, and VERY unpredictable, especially with sweets and is as tricky and sedusive as a kitsune.
shes a giant panther with midnight black fur with randomly placed silver and navy blue stripes in it and about 40 ft. tall but can change size. she has blue flames around her neck, paws, and tail. she has 2 super light silver strips on her checks, hips, and paws. she has silver fangs and claws that are 4ft long and could poison you with one touch(its silver because of the acids in them) and bright red eyes and a a jet black crescent moon and a black star in the center on her forehead(though its kinda hard to see cuz of the black fur).
control fire, ice, shadows(dark), and light, read minds, can takes other people's powers but only if she kisses them, travels through time(thanks toThe Jewel of Destiny that's located on her sword Gin), breath fire, speak to animals of any kind, purification powers, poison released from claws and fangs, and a few more but i don't feel like writing them.
Kin & Gin her twin swords, daggers strapped to her thighs and inner sleeves, other weapons depends on story
Kin-pure gold blade with the kanji for Kin near the top, handle has a silver dragon wrapping around it and at the head of the handle is a bright emerald colored jewel called The Gem of Desire (its like the Shikon no Tama but it has an unlimited number of wishes & will give you anything you want as long as you say a spell that only Sengetsu knows)
Gin-pure silver blade with the kanji for Gin near the top, handle has a gold dragon wrapping around it and at the head of the handle is a light blue colored jewel called The Jewel of Destiny (helps her travel through time to whenever and wherever she wants)
siblings: her 3 friends/sisters(Kinnaro, Naiomi, and Raina); her brothers Yukiko and Arashi(vampires and 1/8 panther)
father: Naraku (most of the time)
mother: Kimiko(died while giving birth to me)
favorite sayings/insults(gawd damn there's a whole shit load of 'em!!):
'Bite me!!'(most used and i even have a belly ring that says it too!!)-Kathrine
'Yeah… I'm fine… Fucked-up, insecure, neurotic, emotional'-shadowess
‘When life hands you lemons, stick them down your bra and make your boobs bigger(i dont need this, im already an F at 14!! -sobs-).’-idk
'If payback is a bitch, and revenge is sweet, then i must be the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet'idk
'Drink coffee, do stupid things faster with more energy!'idk
'Lifes a bitch. 'Cause if it was a slut it'd be easy'me
When life hands you lemons...shut up and eat your damn lemons!!'idk
'Im not crazy! My reality is just different than yours'-me and kin
'Come to the dark side, we have cookies!!' (this is my absolute fav!)-everywhere
‘When in doubt, take them all and sort out the mess later.’-me
'If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success'-me
'If someone eggs your house, burn theirs down'(this is something i would defiantly do)-tv i forget what show
'Sir im afraid you've gone mad with power...' 'Of course i've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power?! Its boring, no one listens to you!'-the simsons movie
“I am not acting like a dumbass. There is no ‘I’ in dumbass but there is a ‘u’ for your information”idk
“Why don’t you go put a condom on your head, because if you are going to act like a dick k
"when life hands you lemons, find some Tequila and get wasted" me
The worst way to miss someone is to have them right next to you, knowing that you can’t have them.’idk
“If you came here to call me names, get the hell out of my office, if you have real business, state it, then get the hell out of my office.”idk
‘Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll. Speed, Weed, Birth control. Life’s fucked up until you die, so what the hell, let’s all get high!' ma bros n they're friends lol
“Ladies first.”“Then why aren’t you walking?”“Why you…”“Ahh.”Kagome started to run towards the castle.Sesshoumaru caught up to her in no time. He wrapped his arms around her waist and picked her up. He spun her around in circles. Kagome started to laugh. Sesshoumaru set Kagome back down on the ground.“What did we learn from this?”Sesshoumaru asked.“That you don’t like talking about your real sex.”Sesshoumaru crossed his arms and fake glared at her.“See you got the whole attitude down and everything. Now snap your fingers, do the snake thing with your head, and say ‘oh no you didn’t girlfriends.” a quote from Cast out by Kissing Poison... read it its fukin hilarious!!
"Drawing back and blushing slightly, Naruto realized they were the center of attention, there wasn’t a look of disgust that showed that they knew they were two guys, but of ‘aww, look how much they love each other, but still they should get a room,’ looks." a quote from Escort For a Week read it if you like SasuNaru, its sooo kawaii!!(not to mention smexxii lol)
“Whatever squeaks your ducky” Battle of the Semes by xXCabbageXx (with is delicious might i add)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it idk
Children: You spend the first 2 years of your lives learning to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years being told to sit down and shut up me to my IPS teacher
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at "
If you love yaoi put this on your
Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!
If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
You say SASUSAKU
I say SASUNARU
You say EWW
I say YAOI!!
You say YOU'RE CRAZY!!
I say THANK YOU!!
((20 Ways to Annoy Naruto))
1. Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Babies"
2. Watch him faint
3. Once he's fainted, drag him to Sasuke's house, then sneak in and leave him in Sasuke's room
4. Tape his eyelids open and force him to read 200 SasuNaru yaoi fan-fics
5. Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke kissing on the Konoha website
6. Cover his bedroom walls with colourful print-out pics of a nude Sasuke and every guy inside the Naruto story
7. Throw random things at his head when you're behind him, if he asked you "Why did you do that?", say "Me? I didn't do anything! You're crazy! How dare you accuse me!" then walk away pretending to be offended
8. Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen
9. Show SasuNaru pics to all the ninjas inside the original story
10. When he says something "funny", laugh really loud for five minutes, the stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say, "I don't get it"
11. Put as much laxative as possible in his ramen
12. Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out
13. Remind him of the day he shat himself (Lol, shat!)
14. Challenge him to a game of DDR
15. Cry when you realise there's no DDR in that era
16. Give him to Orochimaru for 5 bucks
17. Save him two days later, making sure he's fully traumatised by spending "quality times" with the snake
18. Lock him in a room with Sasuke for one week (I love this one the best!)
19. When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat this process until he just gives up and leaves
20. Last but not least, replace his boxers with thongs
((20 Ways to Annoy Sasuke))
1. Call him cockatoo
2. Go up to him and stare him directly in the face
3. If he asks what you're doing, say, "Hm...they're right, Itachi's way hotter"
4. When you greet him, say "Hiya, Itachi...I mean Sasuke"
5. Say that he looks like a mini Itachi
6. Say that Itachi is way cooler
7. Told him Naruto's a lot stronger than him
8. Call him emo
9. Scream in a fangirl way "Sasuke-kunnn!" and chase him
10. Call the fangirls when he's around
11. Paint his nails purple when he's asleep
12. Paint red clouds on his clothes when he's asleep too
13. Take a picture of him like that
14. Dress him back to normal and when he wakes up, run over to him and say loudly, "Gee, Sasuke! I never knew you're in the Akatsuki!" and show him the picture (I love this one the best!)
15. Say that he's dating both Sakura and Ino
16. Then yell loudly, "You're a two-timer!"
17. Call forth the two bitches and get them to fight on who's dating Sasuke (sorry, but I hate those two!)
18. Throw Sasuke (and Naruto) inbetween
19. Show them the picture of the two boys kissing
20. Draw really freaky SasuNaru babies, show them to Sasuke and shout "Ahhhh! Hyperactive emo man babies! Ahhh!"
((20 Ways to Annoy Gaara))
1. Steal his gourd
2. Make a grafitti of the lyrics of Mr. Sandman on the gourd
3. Steal his cookies
4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you're on the roof "Peeping Tom!" then watch as the girls/mad boys come out
5. Then point at Gaara
6. Run up to him and ask where his eyebrows are
7. Tell him Lee loves him
8. When his eyes are like O.O say it was actually Neji
9. Kick him in the shin and demand the return of your teddy bear
10. Sing Mr. Sandman whenever he's around
11. Tell him he's weak
12. Tell him that Shukaku is a fuzzy kitty
13. Then yell "Gaara's fuzzy kitty has rabies, kill it!"
14. Tell him you think it's cute for him to have a "love" tatoo on his forehead (Lol, I'd like to do this one!)
15. Make a fake pic of Gaara and Neji hugging (And this one as well!)
16. Then sell it on E-bay
17. Steal his cookies (again) and give them to Neji
18. Tell him Elmo's looking for him
19. When he asks who, tell him it's Gai-sensei and give him a knife
20. Watch as he's being attacked (again) by Lee for killing his precious Gai-sensei
(SengetsuPwnzU: #21. call him a panda/racoon...#22. dress him up as said animal XDD)
((20 Ways to Annoy Itachi))
1. Video him when he is taking a bath and film it in the public
2. Then blame it on Kisame
3. Cut his hair when he is asleep
4. Tell him the Sharingan looks stupid on him
5. Tell him he looks like a 100-year-old evil-freaking man
6. Give him a wrinkle-reducer cream
7. Put glue in his shampoo
8. Say Sasuke is way hotter than him
9. Replace his nail polish with a pink polish
10. Tell him his brother has a huge crush on him
11. Paint "I Love Kisame" on his door
12. Ask him why did he kill his clan repeatedly until he tells you
13. Ask him to kill your clan, if he refuses, then scream "Why! You killed yours, didn't ya!"
14. When he goes to kill your clan, tell him "Don't forget the little brother this time, 'kay?"
15. Make him eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame
16. Steal his boxers and give it to Sasuke
17. Do the same with Sasuke's boxers, give it to him in return
18. Dress him as a princess for Halloween (I want to do this! X3)
19. Tell him the Uchiha sign looks like a tiny penis with huge balls (Lol!)
20. Spread rumours that he is actually a girl in disguise
you hate stereotypes and think ppl shoud just shut up and stop put this on your profile
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics/Anime/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obest, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.
I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.
I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.
I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.
I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.
I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.
I DRINK, so I MUST be hungover 24/7
I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.
I'm MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.
I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.
I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.
I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.
I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.
I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.
I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.
I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.
I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy. (or girl)
I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.
I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.
I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.
I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.
I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.
I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF.
I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.
I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.
I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.
I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.
I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.
I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.
I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.
I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.
I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.
I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.
I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.
I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.
I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.
I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.
I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.
I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.
I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.
I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.
I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.
I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.
I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST drink MILK.
I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.
I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.
I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.
I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.
I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST
I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.
I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.
I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.
I hate my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.
I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.
I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.
I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.
I have A LOT of CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.
stereotypes i fit under, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how gay stereotypes are!!
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I started to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
(This is very sad, please and post this You better for others may read and feel the same as us)
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
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...Stop Flamers Now!...
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
Okay! Here's a list of all my pet peeves for all you authors out there! Not only that, but they are good, VERY good, grammar tips:
1. KNOW HOW TO USE A COMMA PROPERLY! in case you don't know what it looks like...it looks a lot like this - ,
2. words such as YOUR, YOU'RE, THEN, THAN, THREW, THROUGH, TO, TOO, THEIR, and THEY'RE...are ALL DIFFERENT WORDS! know which one to use! ugh! i hate this one almost the most! there's more i just can't think of them to list them.
3. periods? ever hear of them? they're not just something girls have once a month...they are actually a part of every sentence you write...USE THEM!
4. past, present, and future tense...which ever you decide to use...STICK WITH IT! however, it's not uncommon to slip up every now and then...i do it, too...i see it, but then i go back and fix it...
5. state who it is that is speaking! for the good Lord, people! unless you only have two people talking and it's pretty obvious who is saying what, then you should be saying, "so-and-so said this" and "so-and-so said that"...otherwise it just gets WAY too confusing
if i have any more pet peeves, i can't think of them at the moment...but, just because they are my pet peeves, doesn't mean i'm not human...because i am, and because i am human, i make mistakes...just like everyone else...except for JaganshiKenshin...who is the god of fanfiction here on this site...never have i read a better fanfic than JaganshiKenshin's...but, because i make mistakes, i know that the rest of you are human and make mistakes as well...so i forgive you and try to plow through some of the worst grammar-murdering fanfics out there simply because of good plots and character pairings...but mostly good plots...even though half-way through the first chapter i want to pull out my hair from all the grammatical errors...
so, anyway...there you have it...my pet peeves...and a bit of my flaws, but yet, some good qualities i like to think i have...yeesh...I'm way too nice to people...lol
GAH! THAT REMINDS ME!
6. when writing a story...KEEP OUT ALL INTERNET LINGO AND ACRONYMS!! not only is it grammatically incorrect, it is EXTREMELY tacky! some examples of this would be...LOL, JK, ROFL, LMAO, etc...please don't make me list more...it's too excruciating...
7.HYPHENS! they don't-get-placed-wherever-you-feel-like-putting-them...MOST WORDS ARE NOT HYPHENATED! LEARN WHICH ONES ARE AND DON'T HYPHENATE THE ONES THAT AREN'T! it's freaking annoying...
8. the word OF does NOT follow the contraction WOULD'VE...which in case some people don't know, it means WOULD HAVE...seriously think about this...does it make any sense?
9. RECYCLING WORDS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER...it's quite annoying isn't it? OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER...yeah...that's what i thought
No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"
For those of you who just have to flame, here some basic rules:
1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.
2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)
3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!
4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)
5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!
6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.
There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue
Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
Here is a list of things to do at Wal-Mart:
22 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.
24 things to do in an elevator!
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
Re-post this if you laughed. XD