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Joined 09-27-07, id: 1385140, Profile Updated: 09-19-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Devil May Cry.

November 6 1:00 AM

I'm on a bit of a hiatus for Road of Clay coughwritersblockcough

Expect some Assassin's Creed and Devil May Cry fanfic within this month. Maybe some Bleach if I find my notebook (still pissed its lost), and maybe an Avatar if I finish it.

Uh, if you want to every email me or if you ever PM me and I don't say anything back, use this:

February 10 12:32 AM

Okay, I fail at life for anyone who reads my profile page. But I must say that finals and two big projects came up for school and a whole fking lifetime went by during Winter Break, but now school has started and I'm settling into the groove of school so I know when I'll have time to write.

A DMC fic WILL be posted this weekend (13th-16th). Its only going to be five chapters which are outlined with two chapters are already done.

Assassin's Creed is half done. Its a two part one shot, or I guess a one shot with two versions. The crack version is done, so I'll put it up when the serious one is done. notebook is still gone...

Avatar might be a no go. Kinda gotten out of the series for now, but who knows.

Road of Clay is still on hiatus cuz I'm lazy and have writer's block. Very bad combo.

September 7 7:07 AM

I am the worst writer ever. I am beyond sorry. Here are my excuses (some are actually legit): School kicked my ass starting in mid-March with projects and finals (again), but I got a C in Bio so all is well, I failed to get into real college (I go to a jr college) so my mood was what you would called depressed, I started playing WoW (80 BE Pally WHOO), my friends BS (which is still going on sooo...), and for some reason I can't write over the summer (lame, I know).

Hopfully (HOPE-fully) I will update my DMC fic within the next 5-7 days. The next chapter is written and part of the bonus-I'm sorry I fail so bad at updating-chapter is 1/3 done.

School seems to inspire me to not pay attenion and write instead, BUT this semster is going to be very tough with lots of projects and pappers all starting around the end of this month until basicly finals week.

And for everyone's knowlegde, I changed my user name (cause I don't feel like a Sunonosalt anymore) and my email is shown as on my profile page or whatever page its on.

September 19 7:44 PM

So yea, no DMC chapter was updated as you all (no one I'm hoping/guessing) saw. The past week and this weekend I have to work on my psych paper and presentation. It WILL be posted this weekend because there will be a mini break til I have to focus on the second paper and presentation. Again sorry for all this "not writing" stuff, now back to my paper :'(

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The Doctor Is In by Vocalsama reviews
What happens when a lone, normal, therapist gets to peel open the inner workings of the feared and notorious Espada? Damn, I feel sorry for that dude. It's only a matter of time before he realizes that...well the espadas kinda aren't sane.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,609 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2007
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Sei by sarehptar reviews
Deidara microfics. AU, mild BL, violence, repetitive use of the word 'Un,' and spoilers for the manga are inevitable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,379 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Thicker Than Water by ckret2 reviews
When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,141 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Sakon, Zetsu
Favor the Road Less Traveled… by Varimathras reviews
PreKotOR: The story of Revan and Malak's fall from being the Republic's greatest heroes, to being the Republic's most feared enemies. All from the point of view of Revan's most trusted assassin, beginning from his life, to theirs.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007
Everyday by homeostatis reviews
Life is a win and lose thing, especially in the Akatsuki. A day in the life of two missing nin. [Sasori and Deidara centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 571 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
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What a Fantasy, What a Nightmare reviews
A drunk Dante, a yaoi fangirl, a needle full of god-knows-what, and a few main guys from the games with a splash of parody and sprinkle of Crack. That is what this fanfic is about.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Dante
Road of Clay reviews
A past fic for Deidara, going from about age five to about when he joins Akatsuki and maybe a little after. Rated T for now, maybe higher or lower depending on what others think. The second chapter is better than the first so don't be put off by it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Deidara
Tea and Anatomy reviews
Yea, I wrote another Grimmjow piece. Now with 45 percent more Crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Heat of the Desert reviews
Grimmjow contemplates on Hueco Mundo and about himself. A bit Crackish, but everyone needs a little Crack in their lives.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Together Until the End reviews
A poem about Naruto and Sasuke when they meetfight at the Valley of the End. Not NaruSasu, just friendshipyish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete