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Joined 09-27-07, id: 1385565, Profile Updated: 08-06-11

I last updated this profile...on 3-20-09 wow
all the stories i have on saved were all published in 07 :O
its been so long. I don't even want to mess with the about me and stuff lol

If you REALLY want to know about me...just go there -- http:///

Hello My name is Valerie Formaly known on this site as shortval27...i Live in Texas...i go to a HUGE school. i play softball. I LOVE Maximum Ride Books and Alex Rider Books AND TWILIGHT. I am a pretty kool person..Go Fighting Farmers(my school i got a lot of pride for it). I love to play videogames and stuff..I LOVE READING AND STUFF..yes yes i am obsessed but not to the extream of it..but i am obsessed about the fact that i wish i had wings and could fly...like life long dream...thats why i am getting a trampoline..cuz, to me, its the closest thing to flying and just that feeling free thing going on there...and also riding my bike REALLY fast and holding my arms out ya know...gets you going like your soaring...most amazing thing EVER. You know this is AMAZING.

Peace.Love.Fax.

THings About me:

So i am a pretty cool person...and i wish i could like meet the flock..and also i think Iggy and Fang are AMAZING well cuz They are just cool like that...and i also think Fang is amazing too..just like "oh my gosh Hott!" amazing and totally want to meet them one day
FANG IS NOT EMO!! T_T (sniffs) i will cry if you say he is cuz Hes NOT! he Just likes wearing black...freakin People.
So i have recently read a FanFic Wear Fang is a Natural Guitarist and i read the songs he played...and oh my gosh like totally hot!

I really enjoy reading the Twilight Books..Taylor Lautner is FREAKING AWESOME!!

I eat food..a lot of it..but it never shows you know why?...cuz i am in Softball..and man my team runs the mess out of us...so no matter how much i eat i stay in grrrrreat shape...my favorite foods consist of Ravioli or Spegetti O's strait out of the can...or homemade foood me and my mom make all the time...like Mexican and Italian..teehee..

You know what i hate about good Movie, Books, Videogames and Stories...they have endings
I don't exactly depressed about it..but it makes me feel sad that its over..and it was soo good...Like at the end of the 3rd Maximum Ride Book..I felt soo like empty (sort of) cuz I was done reading it and I fought so hard to get a hold of all the books to claim my very own...Videogames like the Final Fantasy games and Kingdom Hearts (games that have certain stories in them), A FanFic Called "A Little Place Called Home" its a really good story when i was done with it i got all choked up and stuff...but yeah
but overall when i am done with that stuff i feel this wierd emptyness..but yeah

This is where Some Quots i have liked..the list will exentually get longer =)

"I bet you were a cute kind of pup Girl" -Fang

"Do I Dazzle You?" -Edward Cullen

Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner"- Bella

"Whos afraid of the big bad wolf?" -Jacob BLACK

This is from a FanFic I am Reading..Out of the MAny FanFics I am ReadingDarkest Dawn » by DarkBlade98..it made me laugh.
"That’s right, the one person that could turn Ghandi into the new Hitler...Nudge."

"Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN "

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

"There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!"

"If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?"

"You took the words right outta my mouth...Give them Back"

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Mistakes Unmade by bronco-babe-82592 reviews
Set about four years after MR3. Max goes into near depression without her best friend, basically. Been working on it for a while and finally decided to post. Still writing. First time posting story, but not first fan fic. Enjoy and review, please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,474 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Fang, Max
Maximum Fallout by shadowtheo reviews
Join Bianca, a snow leopard mutant, and her family of mismatched hybrids as they fight for freedom and race across the world to escape from their pasts. Friends will be made, enemies challenges, and the toughest choices made. Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,935 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Wing Me by Eharyn reviews
A brand new start:Max has no wings...until she meets Fang. Max is living a normal life until a new student, Fang arrives and appears to have wings. They have feelings for each other, and the lab finds out. Find out what happens and review! Faxness! Eharyn
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007
The Final Valediction by FlamingFlie reviews
Waves crash on the distance shore and their shattering smacks resound around the world, the end is coming, or it’s already here, it will consume us like a hungry fire and we have nothing to stop it. *After Max III and contains Fax*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,691 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007
A Little Person Called God by nyanja14 reviews
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Sequel to A Little Place Called Home. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,014 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
The Empath by avikar reviews
Fear. Violence. The need for shelter. Anger. Lust. Rage. Thirst. Love. Happiness. Sadness. Depression. Hunger. All of these emotions, these primal instincts, were rushing through my head, each one consuming me. Would it never end!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,675 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007
35 ways to annoy random Mr characters! by not magical me reviews
Title explains all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
A Matter of Pride by winged516 reviews
What about the others that escaped the School? What? No one told you there were more?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 92,564 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
If Fang Woke Up to Find All His Clothes Dyed Pink by Dragonflychaser reviews
I dub this story part of the little scenario series! Basically all the fics I write with the word if in the title. More crazy randomness, people.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Why Does He Have To Be So Complicated by Someone2LoveMe reviews
Max has always loved her life. She had everything she could ask for. But little does she know, it hasnt always been her life. When she meets an old friend, will they remember the life that they once had? Or will someone be reluctant to go back?Drama!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Borrowing Fayte by bitten-by-luv reviews
This is the sequel to Fayte. Read b4 this please. MAng! fax. reveiw please! I'm putting thanks' to my reveiwers in each chapt. Trilogy HAS BEEN put up! RELIVING FAYTE read it. full of suspense! almost finished, if i can get some more reviews.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Guidelines to Writing a Good Maximum Ride FanFic by EdwardAddict reviews
So you want to write a MaxRide fic. But how to start? How can you avoid being terribly clichéd? How can you avoid getting flamed? All this and more in the complete guide to writing. Finally complete
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Out in the Open by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
FAX! Max is trying to hide her feelings for Fang from herself. But how can she suceed if he is with her all the time. And everytime something is about to happen between them they are interrupted. Until Fang decides to take it into his own hands...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,764 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Ten Commandments for FanFiction Writers by streco reviews
And these were the commandments the Lord lay down for the author, ten in number. And the number of the commandments was ten, and they numbered ten. There were ten commandments. :]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Fayte by bitten-by-luv reviews
A girl with wings almost like the Flock's she wants a family The flock takes her in and she becomes one of them she has a power that has the streangth to destroy Itex forever but what if it kills her? How will the Flock react to this... strange power?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,179 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Kiss the Girl by streco reviews
MxF I hate the word Fax. Max and Fang are watching the fireworks on the Fourth of July. The Voice has an idea, but Max isn't sure if she agrees with it. Fang does, though. Cute and fluffy Fang POV. ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
A Springtime Memoir by nyanja14 reviews
A companion twoshot for my fic ALPCH and ALPCG. This is the spring that they were twelve. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete