Riayu
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Joined 09-28-07, id: 1386242, Profile Updated: 07-07-10
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

NOTE TO EVERYONE!!!!!!: I plan on rewriting ALL of my fanfics (and possibly continuing KIT if I get around to it). The only problem is, I don't have access to this site anymore from my home computer. I will either be posting it on riayu.deviantart.com, get a friend to post it for me, or post in spurts from a friends computer. Hopefully the stories/lemons will be better, but it will still mainly focus on my OCs (sorry, I love them more than the premade charries). On the bright side, my writing has been getting better, so you guys might like it more!

Konoha's All Boys Boarding School Scars sequal (for those of you that still haven't gotten this, it's a SEQUEL. Scars is the first in the story line)
Blind As Love (This one has nothing to do with the above, and is the only one I'm working on at the moment.)
Konoha Institute of Technology (The sequel to KABBS. Read KABBS before you read this, and read Scars before you read KABBS)

Age: I'm not gonna say
Grade: Mostly A's
Gender: Uhm...it's kind of obvious
Looks: Dark brown hair with natural red and blonde highlights (currently in metamorphisis, yay light brown), way curly and poofy, 'specially when it's humid (currently straightened). Dark brown (almost black) eyes, I'm half black so my skin is kinda dark (kind of pale for the winter), kinda short (5'3")
Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, being a friend, talking, typing, watching anime.
Real Name: Tiffany, but you can call my Tiff or Tiffy, or Riayu if you don't want to use my name, call me Fany and your dead.
Mindset: A beach in MA where I can see a 24/7 sunset and it's ok to be a little more than crazy
Sexuality: Good question!
Where I wish I was: Somewhere with guys that didn't just want to get in my pants and girls wouldn't stab each other in the back (and my hair wasn't so hard to handle)
My philosiphy: The Bible (yes, I believe in it) says not to lie, I make up for it by being brutaly honset.
Likes: Anything with four legs or less (including snakes, worms, and that gross thing across the hallway from me...oh, that's my brother), explosions, yaoi, yuri, hentai, fruits and veggies, music, art, dancing (though I'm not too good at it), singing (ditto), smiling, laughing, jokes...and other stuffs of doom.
Dislikes: People who don't review at least once, slow updates, spiders, some other insects, funerals, guys who won't hit a girl even playfully, most of the girls at my school, most of the boys at my school
Status: Techinically engaged (although we're both still young, we love each other dearly)

Favoite colors: Red, Black, Blue, Green, Purple, cat

Favorite Anime: Fruits Basket, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Cardcaptor Sakura, Pani Poni Dash, D. Gray Man, Blood , DearS, Love Hina, Bokura Ga Ita, Death Note (up to a certain point), Elfen Lied (WAAAAAAAAAY GOREY, I watched all 13 episodes in 3 days, and it was amazing! But the ending of the anime was waaaay too open)

Favorite Manga: Cardcaptor Sakura, Skip Beat, Confidential Confessions, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Sailor Moon (I don't like the show), 666 Satan, Beauty Pop, Beauty is the Beast, Beauty, Maka Maka, AAA, Elfen Lied, Fullmetal Alchemist, Parasyte (There's probably more that I can't remember, feel free to make suggestions)

Favorite Books: Keys of the Kingdom series, Harry Potter series (but not the last book's epilouge), Gender Blender, the Land of Elyon series, Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie, Vampire Kisses series, Twilight series, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Mediator Series (read it for the first time in 4th grade) (there's some more, but I already have over 20)

Favorite Authors: Tami Hoag, Ellen Hopkins, Joe Schrieber, Annette Curtis Klause, Madelein L'Engle, Laurie Halse Anderson

Latest Accomplishments/events: REWRITING MY FICS!!! (I have to now that I posted it, and I need motivation >.>)

Favorite Bands: Breaking Benjamin, Dido, The Medic Droid, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Korn, Sick Puppies, Anberlin, Taking Back Sunday, Pink, Zeromancer, Disturbed, Skillet, All That Remains, Five Finger Death Punch, In This Moment, Lacuna Coil, Daft Punk

Favorite Songs (that don't belong to the above): American Pie, Vincent, I Hope You Dance, Rocky Mountain Way, Foolish Games, Never Alone, No, Eres Tu, Stricken, Hotel California, 25 or 6 to 4, Two Weeks, "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger", most of the openings for my favorite animes

Favorite parings:
SasuNaru
NaruNeji
NaruKiba
NarutoxGaara
GaaraxSharin
SyexSasuke
Uchihacest (Yup, I'm an incest supporter!)
ItaKisa
SasoDei
ItachixKarakaki
TobixSuki
NaruHina (my least favorite favorite, yaoi 4eva!!)
TohruxYuki
TohruxKyu
RenxKyoko
Elricest
SakuraxTomoyo
SakuraxShoran
YukitoxToya
LxLight
InuixEimi
TakaxEimi

Least Favorite parings:
LeexGaara (It's just creepy)
NejiHina (Also creepy)
NejixGaara (Just doesn't make sense to me)
PsyxKisame (She's not that bad)

Other: I love WWII (WWI is ok) and the French Revolution, and yelling when it's really quiet. And cooking is my passion (mostly baking sweets), I love the words whomever, repent, and phallus (you wouldn't believe the number of guys who don't know what that means) I play Sims 2 constantly (when I'm not reading, writing, or drawing), I have an older brother (I hate him like the plague and love him like dark chocolate) and two dogs (Charity and Striker). I love the sound of ocean waves and the rain on our beach house roof (it's actually my great grandmothers). Uh...yeah, that's it (for now)
P.S. I HAS THE TWO CUTEST KITTEHS IN THE WURLD

Fav. Quotes: Hey Chicka Honk Honk- Caboose from RvB
If your reading this, you have no life -T-shirt
Stop reading my shirt- Another T-shirt
By reading this I have momentarily controlled your mind- three guesses
May I suggest, it's the rare man who is not his father's son?- Thorston from 'The Book Without Words'
Respect is a two way street- ...I have no clue
Fuck you in the ass with a quarter- that one's me!
Your guts could fall out if you don't stay still- that's me too!
Thanks for the candy- Dane Cook!
Stop readin my shirt, it makes you look stupid- T-shirt again! (thanks to NoNameNeeded!)
If your reading this stop looking at my boobs- T-shirt

Uh...randomly, my inspiration for Scars was questionable, I was depressed and started writing, and it came out being Naruto who was the character (just in case anyone was wondering). KABBS was my attempt to hold on to Sye and Sharin (I dislike letting go of fictious characters) and there will undoubtably be another sequal. Wow...this is getting kind of long...man I'm tired. One last thing, here's something I wrote that I want to share:

Sunsets remind us that everything comes to an end,
Shadows remind us that there is always a dark side,
Stars remind us that we are never truly alone.
Live everyday to the fullest, lest you lose everything before you have the time to appriciate it.

Yeah...I'm done for now. Cya!

Feel free to contact me at gaara527@gmail.com I love to here from people
And feel free to say anything, even flame me (Sye won't know)

Updated: 7/7/10

This is all copy-pasta!

To Every Guy:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't,copy this, put it in your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.
If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro,karolinka, Riayu.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself.
It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird.
If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2 that does, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing!
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have and insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.(I'm not actually sure how long I've been crazy)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Riayu

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile

If you think Barney is an overgrown, gay, purple, extinct, baby singer, dinosaur, and a crack addict. Copy and past this on your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile

if you have ever run into a telephone pole, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile(there's one on my door)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are a girl, and have ever kicked a guy's ass just because he called you a prep or accused you of liking pink, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Kuro Uchiha (they need to die, because being called a prep is the most insulting thing someone can say to you...that...and having someone say that you like pink...) Why me why not you Society's Damnation, Riayu

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Portagas D. Yumi. Why me why not you, Society's Damnation

If you like gothic music copy and paste this to your profile

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours on FanFiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you want to touch Neji Hyuuga's hair, paste this in your profile!

If you've mentally swore at yourself for forgetting the poptarts when you've just came back from the market, paste this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

if you have ever been hit by a parked car copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever poured spot remover on ur dog and they disappeard...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

if your right mind has ever had a fight with ur left mind copy it into your profile

if you have an evil monkey in your closet add this to your profile

if if you think i just came out of the loony bin have a cookie and paste this into your profile

if you have seen the evil bunny paste this into your profile and stop his plan of world domination!

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you know the answer to the riddle, it is so confusing when you are trying to confuse someone you end up confusing yourself therefore you succeed in your task of confusing the person you were trying to confuse because you are less confused than the person you were trying to confuse, copy this into your profile.

If you think i wrote that last one...you're crazy i didnt but copy this into your profile anyway

if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into your profile

if you have fallen in love with a fictional charactor and cried when your parents told you he/she/thing didnt exist (i know what you mean) copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement-dweller.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to draw but think your art sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've told the voices in your head to be quiet over and over and THEY JUST WON'T SHUT UP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a member of fictionpress.net and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Brisa-Chan, Sye216, Riayu

Quote of the Moment:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.


pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.


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Look at his cute widdle fwace!


Silence is Golden, duct-tape is Silver

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference."

"when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we f--d up."

"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

I'm awesome. Agree or die.

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."

"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"

"Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over."


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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