The Mad Hatter's second cousin
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Joined 09-28-07, id: 1386309, Profile Updated: 09-25-08
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

dEAR rREADERs,

Im an avid Snape fan, esp when it comes to slash pairings...actually only snape and other males... so expect little more from me.

i hope you enjoy my works and constructive critisism would be fantastic.

i hope to post a few one shots for all the easily satisfied slash fans out there lol, you dirty Hatters.

Nothing under the rating of M i promise.

Regards,

The Mad Hatters Second Cousin.

"TEA TIME IS THE BEST TIME"

i really want some one to give me a challenge so email me with one please!!

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Into the Light by Lady Lanera reviews
Sequel to "March Out of the Darkness." Voldemort is no more, so why isn't Snape happy about that? And more importantly, why is he trying so hard to go to Azkaban when Harry and others are trying so hard to keep him out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,670 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Wanting Him by Jay-Belle93 reviews
Harry Potter wants Severus Snape, but doesn't think he could ever get him. Will one night with the Potion Master make Harry think otherwise? SLASH! SSHP - HPSS - Snarry! Multi-chaptered. ON PERMANANT HIATUS, NEEDS ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,435 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Crimson Kiss by yaoi-fied reviews
I have these... dreams." Harry whispered. "They seem so real, Hermione. When I wake, I can still feel his breath on my neck, his cold lips against mine, his eyes... Eyes that promise a darkness to me which I can't seem to deny..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,474 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Just What I've Never Wanted by Tinkering reviews
Severus Snape has the Incubus gene but he never knew it because it was never awakened due to the presence of the Dark Mark.However, on the defeat of Voldemort the Mark disappears.Leaving the Potions Master in a bit of trouble as he's changing and clueless
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Complications Of Sex by Gooley reviews
@EDITING AND RE-POSTING@ #-STORY IN-PROGRESS-#
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,872 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pulling Him Up by Firesword reviews
Slash. HPDMSS. PostOotP. WIP. A new phase of their lives begins with Severus bringing Harry & Draco home. Have they really conquered their past, or will it return to haunt them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,189 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Severus S., Draco M.
La Liberté de Breen à Vivre by SeulWolfe reviews
La Liberté de Breen à Vivre Breen's Freedom to Live Slash:: When your life has been controlled one day too long, what do you do? You find the freedom to live your own life! HPSS, Mpreg, first page of story will have all the pairings listed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 114,582 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Apostasy by MissJinny reviews
Chapter 30 up. Eventual slash, RLSSSB. The dark disease that is half of Remus Lupin has flared up against him. With his inner wolf tearing him apart, quite literally, he needs the help of Sirius and Snape, to work together, and to work with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,816 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Severus S., Remus L.
Pure Instinct by SerpentQueen reviews
After the defeat of the dark lord Snape's inner creature begins to show it's self.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Severus S., Rubeus H.
Interlude by Artika reviews
Brief meeting between Lily & Severus after Snape's Worst Memory. Angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sweetest Sin by SeulWolfe reviews
Ginny Weasley's obsession has far reaching circumstances.. as the pending bonding of Harry and Draco is interrupted by an ancient marriage contract... Life for Harry is never easy... Slash, HPSS, HPDM, DMHG, bad Ginny...Xover with Queer As Folk
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Spell of the Senses by saichanlovestoad reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. Snarry. Harry is bewitched with lust for Snape's body. When an unlikely guardian angel gives him the key to unlock the professor's bedroom door, he enters for a night he'll never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Seeing Through Walls by Emory Lee reviews
A simple case of lost and found turns into a trip of discovery and survival for Harry and Snape. HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,959 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
At the Tub Side by Alan's Only reviews
Severus was a very ugly child...at lest that's what every one thought...Someone has found Lucius' old jounal... What does Severus really look like in the shower? LMSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Precipice by AnonyMiss J reviews
To put it briefly: SSHP, dramatic, romantic, sexual and unusual. I hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,747 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Only an Enemy by Phoenix Torte reviews
Pure PWP. Severus Snape is surprized when his enemy wants to talk to him alone. What's Sirius Black got up his sleeve anyway? Lemons, yaoi, oneshot. Don't read if you don't like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
What's A Drink Between Old Friends? by The Mouse of Anon reviews
Set in the same universe as 'I Remember'. Things have been quiet since the Lost Boys left, so Peter decides to bother Hook when the pirate captain is alone. Contains various pathetic insults and talk of elves burning rum. Rated T to be safe.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Peter Pan, Captain Hook - Complete
Watching the Moonlight by snapelike reviews
The war is over and two old friends meet occasionally. Somehow feelings and needs change as the world changes around them. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Felix Felicis by SeverusPotterSnape reviews
Harry got Felix Felicis in his 6th year as his love life with Snape becomes to heat up. But the unexpected is just around the corner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13640 - Favs: 8,061 - Follows: 6,673 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Drop in the Bucket by Celestinasong reviews
COMPLETE: Severus Snape was ordered by Dumbledore to give Occlumency lessons to Harry. He tries to keep his feelings in check but tempers flare as Harry and Snape attempt to work together. Slash aka yaoi. Snape's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,196 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
It Doesn't Matter by Loathing the Veil reviews
ONE SHOT. Rated M for adult themes. SLASH! Severus/Sirius, the Forbiden Forest, a tree and a chain. Oh the fun...Read it, Love it, Review it my lovelies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Songbird by Illusionary Angel reviews
Severus never thought he would find Harry Bloody Potter singing in a bar...dressed as a girl. For those curious: HBP never happened. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,869 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Beauty of Mistakes by Loathing the Veil reviews
Harry doesn't think he'll ever be with either of the two people he truly cares about. Luckily for him, Draco thinks so too. Rated M for moderate swearing and sexual content later on . SLASH. Dont read if u dnt like it. NOW BETA'D!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
To Cross The Line by hollybennett123 reviews
Zabuza and Haku finally cross the line. Deadly shinobi become lovers in truly explosive style. Rated M for strong sexual content, slightly PWP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Cotton Foot Warming Device by angelps7 reviews
My dear, dear Severus... I have searched long and hard for an item most treasured... a pair of socks that I had borrowed from you long ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Groovy Tupperware Party by Insontis Exitium reviews
Tom is back, partying on down with his DE homies, celebrating with booze and plastics, and it's all in the name of Albus Dumbledore's killer. You're cordially invited, and if you decline, he'll kill you! Doesn't it sound jolly? Part 3 now up!.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Nos morituri, te salutamos by faith5bye5 reviews
snape suffers after a revealing act of heroism,whenHe,sirius,remus,twins,Ron,Harry&Mione r captured by D.E.s during Hogwarts attack.in moments of vulnerability,certain ANGSTY aspects of Snape's past are EXPOSED& group witness his abuse by trusted Auror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Tears of a Basilisk by Vetis reviews
Harry tells the true accounts of his Hogwarts adventures, revealing many shocking secrets. Slytherin!Harry, Character death, eventual MxM slash, slight noncon, lots of snarky humour, AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 134,465 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Quiet Night by jiyensa reviews
Bruce Wayne has an unexpected visitor on his night off. BatmanJoker slashiness
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Verdade Aleatória by KeepOnDreaming reviews
A potions accident leaves Snape and Ron confined. MM Oneshot Much better than the summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Things to Prove by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
SSSB Sirius, on a quest to prove to Remus that he isn't gay, finds Severus in trouble and does the Gryffindor thing. Mrated. With reason. Try it and see?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
I Can't Forget by The Mouse of Anon reviews
You asked for it and now here it is: My representation of James Hook. Rated M to be safe, but definitely not something for the kids due to ol' Jamsie acting pirateish in his thoughts. Companion piece to I Remember.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan - Complete
I Never by ShadeDancer reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Want Some Black by Shameless Slasher reviews
Uber sexy songfic parody to the tune of 'Paint it Black' by the Rolling Stones. sssb SLASH! Review review review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B.
The Chronicles Of Tetris by melaniemelmelgirl reviews
One of the most random and pointless fanfics to ever hit the internet waves, you don't want to miss out! Note: Not reccomended for kids. LEMON!
Tetris - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2005
I Remember by The Mouse of Anon reviews
Everyone thinks I forget. They think I have a short memory. You'd be surprised. ...Just a look at the mind of our favorite Neverland boy. Oneshot.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Peter Pan - Complete
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Prophecy Preffered reviews
After a terrible attack on the Hogwarts express Dumbledore decides that Harry needs extra protection. Frustrated by his invisible shaddow Harry yearns for human contact, brought together by a second prophecy he and Severus fight against all odds to begin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Lack of sound reviews
Ok well i wrote this for english, its not meant to be a fanfic but it works and i think its an interresting concept. SAMES SS&JP OMG I WORTE SOMETHING THAT WASNT SNARRY! complete AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Severus S., James P.
He Ate Death reviews
Life can destroy you, and to stand again is up to you.Severus shocked the school to its magical core.Violence, Power, Love, Sex and SLASH!Dont like dont read.ergo no unnessicary flames. PLEASE REVIEW! i wanna know if ppl like it or i will start another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Severus S., OC
Dreamless sleep reviews
After the war, tensions are running high as Both Harry and Snape don't like to sleep alone...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Interruptions of the best kind reviews
Harry has had feelings for his professor for some time and still has the nasty habbit of wearing his heart on his sleeve, which incedently turns out to work to his advantage. Good thing he did crap in occluemncy... One Shot! RnR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete