Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
What I love:
" " :Naruto
" " : Bleach
" " : Inuyasha
" " : Kou kou debut
" " :Akuma de soro
" " : Parfait tic
" " : Hot gimmick
" " :Ouran high school host club
" " : Hanazakura no kimitachi
" " :Fullmetal alchemist
" ":Fullmetal panic
" ": Crimson Hero
" ":One Piece
" ":Vampire Knight
-Uhh basically anyone with Hinata but hey I'll write this anyway-
NejiHina ( HYUUGACEST RULES!!)
NaruSaku (It's the only Sakura couple I can tolerate-I hate all the others with her, basicly because I hate her u.u)
LeeTen (Same as Sakura-I don't hate TenTen, but I can't bare the idea of HER with MY Neji-the only one I can see him with is Hinata)
I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAMES OF THE GUYS IN AKUMA DE SORO...AH WELL!
Same as Akuma de soro...uuugh stupid mind!
What I hate:
stuck up pricks
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
You know you live in 2000+ when:
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
"The game of catch has never been so fun!" - inventor of the hand grenade.
M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. - Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
W.I.N.D.O.W.S - Will Install Necessary Drivers, Or Won't Start.
Name one nice thing about Windows? It doesn't just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
Your mouse has moved. Windows Vista must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? OK
If God created everything who created God?
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
If your clone kills you, is that suicide?
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia
Here some things that made me laugh until I fell from the chair
Some people are like slinkys, they're not much to look at but you can't help to smile when they fall down the stairs."
A good friend would bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting besides you asking "Damn...we fucked up...but god was that fun or what!"
"dont drink and drive. you might hit a bump and spill your drink
don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
My mind works like lightning ….one brilliant flash and its gone.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
How can I miss you if you wont go away.
You’re just jealous because the voices only speak to me.
If it weren’t for physics, and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable
Never go to bed angry…. Stay up and plot your revenge.
If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
Naruto Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail! XD
Neji Hyuga - "You look familiar. Have I seen you before? Oh yeah I remember! You look like my NEXT GIRLFRIEND!"
Kankuro - "Hey baby. Im like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get."
Shikamaru Nara - "If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?"
Shino Aburame - "Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes."
Kiba Inuzuka - "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
Gaara - "You be the iceberg. I'll be the Titanic and I'll go down on you."
Rock Lee - "BE MY GIRLFRIEND!! I'll protect you till the day I die!"
Naruto Uzumaki - "If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"
Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Friend: has never seen you cry. Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: comes and visits you in jail.
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Friend: picks you up when you fall
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Friend: would delete this letter
~ The End ~
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