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Joined 09-29-07, id: 1386757, Profile Updated: 08-04-09
Author has written 4 stories for Marching Band, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

What is odd is that I don't know you, and you don't know me. If you knew me, you probably wouldn't know I am like I describe myself on here, 'cause I probably don't trust you. There are a select few who will know me, or already know parts of me.

I like music, I like listening to music, I like playing music. I play trumpet in the Middle of Nowhere, USA. I used to play trombone in Somewhere less Middle of Nowhere, USA. I listen to old rock, newer rock, latino pop, Paul Muriat (it's NOT easy-listening), random music picked up from random radio stations, and groups like Linken Park, the Fray, and all that jazz.

I like looking at pretty pictures (art), and I have a vague interest in football and football. (Of course, the US has to be dumb and steal a name.) Honestly...all the home games...you have to gather some interest in a whole season of football. Go, non-animal team!

School doesn't suck, I'm a decent student, so I can't complain about school so much.

I'm a well-rounded person, I take interest in many things.

I'm religious- I believe, but don't go to church. Huh. It's a long story.

I'm a neurotic, psychotic underacheiver. I know that if I did things right, I would have a 4.0, but I screw things up somewhere in the middle of it all, so I'm stuck with something a lil' lower.

MARXISM IS NOT BAD. MISUSE OF IT IS. CHILDREN, READ UP! (Or communism. Pick a name, whatever.)

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Secret in the Tower by Ibris reviews
DH Substitute. Head Boy, Leader of the Order of the Phoenix, "The Chosen One", he's many things and tries to live an as normal as possible life with his new love Hermione and the blade of war coming closer with every swing. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 241,598 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Even After Time by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
It's been four years since Harry and Hermione have left England. Now that Mister and Missus Grangers' health is failing, Harry and Hermione, along with their son, Andrew, have to return to England. Back to the Wizarding world, and back to the Weasleys. HH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,513 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Carmel Curls by Ash-Mercury reviews
It wasn’t very proper for a lady to climb trees; I haven’t regretted it at all since though. EsmeXCarlisle starts when they meet and goes up to when shes changed. Its good promise r&r : P.s. ill throw in a little edwardXBella at the end
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Diamonds in the Rough by scorchedtrees reviews
Post-BD; Leah's still feeling bitter about vampires, imprinting, and life in general. A certain empath decides to help. Leah/Jasper friendship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,771 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Leah, Jasper - Complete
The Twilight Saga Condensed by scorchedtrees reviews
Bella and Edward's "love" story in less than 500 words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The Santa Conspiracy by pandorasnotebook reviews
Christmas Oneshot. The Cullen boys all have a bone to pick with Santa. How does Carlisle fit into this? Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Oh, the Inside Jokes! by FelineFriendly reviews
A collection of the jokes made in my one year thus far of marching band. All inside jokes, all hilarious. Even if you can't understand them, I'm sure we can all relate...especially if you march.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2008
Tabula Rasa by reptilia28 reviews
After Harry is killed before his time again, Death sends him back in time to make things right. But things are going to be a bit different this time around. HHr, RLNT. Formerly known as Somewhere in Time. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Just My Luck by HorcruxFinder reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob's finally found the love of his life, but what's he going to do when an overprotective father gets in the way? Jacob/Nessie Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Silent Conversations with the Night by VolturiGirl reviews
Bella talks silently to the night, expressing feelings, examining truths. During New Moon, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Everything by x-HotMess reviews
He’d taught her how to ride a bike, how to fix a car, how to irritate the crap out of his friends, just like him. He was everything to her. Quil/Claire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Poor Little Lion by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Edward will brave anything for Bella...Even her cooking. But can poor Edward's stomach muscle the human food? A cute little one shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Do You Think? by Flag Pole Sittah reviews
Harry is suspcious. Something is up with Dumbledore. What does Hermione think of it all? Harry is about to find out, and his life will never be the same again! A missing scene from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Foolish Heart by TonylovesFany reviews
I mustered all my strength to hand him a blood taineted tulip... [HHr] [oneshot I think] [AU and I dunno why]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
HHr It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,376 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Christmas Angel by sillybella reviews
How did Edward spend Christmas away from Bella and his family? Yes, it’s sappy. Yes, it’s predictable. But it’s Christmas what do you expect?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Love and Hotdogs by sakuuya reviews
Harry and Hermione meet after x-number of years, suddenly fall in love, and ride off into the sunset. If that summary made you sick, this story is for you. Why? It's a parody of every story that follows that basic plotline.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Is it love? No it's heartburn reviews
Love is, love isn't, and why is Hermione smiling like that? What too many people were hoping would happen in HP6. Flames will be used to light up Ginny's blazing look. Hey, it can't come naturally!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
That Music Which Brings Us Together Once More reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in the forest, she is attacked and transformed into a vampire. Twenty years later, Bella is a musician in the prestigious New York Philharmonic. The memories of Edward still haunt her. What happens when she gets a surprise visit?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
The 12 days of XmasREVAMPED reviews
In the view of a trumpet player..
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
The Last Practice reviews
Be careful of what you say and do about something. You never know what you have lost until it is gone.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
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