Hoshigaki Kisame
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Joined 09-29-07, id: 1386884, Profile Updated: 05-05-09
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Storm Hawks, and Total Drama series.

Favorite Pairings


Kakuzu x Konan

Deidara x Itachi

Hidan x Mina (my friend Sabrina's OC)

Pein x Misuki (My friends Ashly's OC)

Storm Hawks

Aerrow x Piper

Stork x Crain (Read my story to figure out who this is)


Mina x Zelgadis (again with her OC)

Xellos x Amelia


Okay, these are just my favorite characters (fangirl-ish)

Nicolae & Devin... but Gino is kinda cute, too.

Total Drama Island

Duncan x Jo (my OC. New Story coming out!!)

Gwen x Trent

#1 Random things!! Thank you FearThePucca for originally having this list (besides the ones I added in myself)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door/wall copy this to your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.
Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled something VERY obviously wrong (i.e. Eyepod) and didn't realize it until someone pointed it out to you, copy and paste this to your profile.

I know this is an unnessicary list, but WHO CARES! My best friends... (Hey, maybe you know them!)

...Me (LOL)

...My sampaii, Mina Bickford

...Matt Vasil

...Misuki Armstrong

...Tobi Monday

...Kyon-Kyon and Nick

...Nikki and Frankie Bianchi

...Kayla Perez

...Jason Sullivan

...Andrew Octavec

~Takes gasp for air~

...Christa Radasavlovic

...Matt Radasavlovic

~Another gasp of air after those long last names~

...Caitlin Nichols

... Joely Unitowski

...Alex Wilson

...Amanda Green

Favorite quotes/bits of conversations/idiotic things we do in my school study hall...

~Matt, my other friend Andrew Octavec, and me were sitting in study hall talking. Andrew was drawing Matt as a penguin. (that's just what Andrew does. I'm a penguin, too!) We're looking across the table to see what the penguin looks like, and so far it has Matt's spiky hair and a pair of huge 80's glasses. He's holding an Ipod. Matt suddenly slams his hands of the table and says "make my peguin say something! Give him a catchphrase!" And Andrew, with his annoyingly dry sense of humor, covered the picture from Matt's view to write the 'catchphrase'. He shows it to me and I start laughing. Matt, wanting to know what was going on, leaned over and, being his abnormally tall self (an over 6 foot tall 9th grader) saw what we were laughing at. Andrew had written a speach bubble next to Matt-Penguin saying "I have a catchphrase!" Andrew handed him my sketchbook they he was drawing in and said to Matt, "Here, happy now? You have a catchphrase."

~This was later changed to "I have a catchphrase! And candy!" when Matt was forced to buy a pretzel chocolate bar from Andrew. But that's way too confusing for me to explain.

~ After Matt moved/was kicked out of school, I told Andrew about my once obsession of Tom Ludwig, who apparently is one of Andrews friends. I told him that I actually asked him Tom out at one point, was rejected, and got over that whole thing because Tom got all his friends (besides Andrew) to eventually shun me somehow. He asked me, "What, do you have a secret shrine of Tom?" he started laughing and mumbled something along the lines of "God, I can't say that with a straight face..." I glared at him but then continued the joke(?) with an unsure "Not...anymore..." We both started lauging our asses off.

Top Ten Things I absolutely love!

1) Kuzu (I find stitched sexy, okay?)

2) Apple Juice ( Stupid cravings... D: )

3) Instant Ramen!

4) Root Beer!! (cravings, again...)

5) Watermelon!! (cravings... I got high off this once!!:D)

6) DailyMotion.com (better than youtube, in my opinion)

7) Total Drama Island (I LOVE that show! I don't know why, it's so stupid, but I LOVE IT!)

8) The Sims 2 (game...so...ADDICTING!! I'm trying to collect them all)

9) Doodling in my multiple (six) sketchbooks. I need a new one. The others are filling up way to quickly!

10) Matt Radasavjlevic, my friend and the junior guy I have a crush on.

I know... This is saying I love apple juice more than my crush, but that's his fault, not mine. Sorry Matt, I still love you!!

Okay, Enough of those stupid lists, HI!! My name is Hannah, My friends call me Amelia or Konan (now you know where I get these pairings). I'm an 9th grader in High school, I have a younger brother who I think is gay, a dad, a mom who teaches special ed, and a orange cat named Frisco. I can speak some Spanish, am teaching myself japanese (from a workbook I have and the DS game), and have a creepy tic for organization. I do have a Gaia, I'm Konan the Akatsuki. But PM me there before you send a friend request or something. I have a kind of thing for not finishing my work, so don't be surprised if I delete some of my stories. BUT if you people really want them not-deleted, R&R so they don't get deleted, like the Akatsukimon story! (which is temporarily under construction) Thank you!!


"I have a catchphrase! And dynamite! I mean, candy! "

Thank you, that is all.

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How Much I Love You by Qwertymann reviews
An infiltrator knocks Beast Boy unconscious, but not before Raven admits her feelings for him. As he disappears, the Titans raise questions about who this mysterious attacker was, and an old foe returns...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,762 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Sex Ed by LightsBright reviews
"What! I have to live with Sai for a month and be a couple! This has to be some kind of joke!" Sai gently grabbed one of her clenched fists and put it in between both of his palms. "It will be okay darling." "Your acting right?" Maybe he wasn't...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sai, Sakura H.
Special Nights by VirgoMaiden reviews
Once in a while, when the crew is asleep, coffee is made and pastries are tasted, and Sanji and Nami are able to talk openly, without any sort of illusions between them. Collection of oneshots. Sometimes continuous. SanjixNami.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sanji, Nami
Back In The Day by AnonymousUniverse reviews
In 2009, Ray is a budding teenager living with her mother in upstate N.Y. When seventies heartthrob, Keith Partridge performs a concert there, her world is turned upside down as she's sent back in time to when, "I Think I Love You" was #1 on the Billboard
Partridge Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009
This Isn't How I Wanted To Spend My Friday Night by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
Highschool student, Sakura Haruno, is in the middle of a very awkward moment...she's trapped in the women's theater restroom with a fellow classmate, Sai! Oh boy! All she wanted to do was see a movie with her girlfriends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Paper Angels by MidnightWritings reviews
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of kick-a tattoos and piercings are all she knows. He'll show her that even a surgical nightmare can help a not-so distressing damsel. Kakuzu/Konan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Kakuzu, Konan
Kisame's Devious Plan by LiteralBlue reviews
For the Akatsuki, a trip to the hot springs turns into a fiasco as they face missing soap, little old men, bomb divers, Tobi's adventuring, an obscure cult and more. And in the middle of all that, Kisame has devised ... a Devious Plan! OCs. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Kisame H., Obito U. - Complete
Akatsuki on vacation by Yumi loves the darkness reviews
Pein decides to take everyone on vacation.hmm....i can smell chaos all over it... will they survive...? Rated T for Hidan being... Hidan. no parings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru
Kisame's Corner by TheWindAlchemist reviews
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,287 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Kisame H.
Tobi Wants To Be A Rapper? by AkatsukiBalla reviews
Tobi wants to be a rapper and with the help of Kisame and Deidara and the Akatsuki will he reach his goal? Probably not but come see anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Obito U.
Playboy's Promise by Blizzarian Babe reviews
Four years after the events of Crystal Rose Finn is now eighteen older, but not necessarily wiser. On Terra Tropica he bumps into some old and unexpected friends. Contains something for everyone, friendship, romance, adventure and more!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007
Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Twin Opposites by aisu-rein reviews
Sisters get driven away from their village and meet up with the akatsuki, what happens to the organization when they arrive. Itachioc, Hidanoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan
It's a Teen's life by Aquaria Identity 07 reviews
After a brief accident, the ten aliens are released from the Omnitrix, but a nasty glitch turns them into human teens! And now that Summer vacation is over, can the aliens manage a new life as teenagers?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,726 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007
Akatsuki Manor by TheEcchiQueen reviews
I love Meerkat Manor...and I love the Akatsuki. Put them together and you've got a mob of cute meerkats called the Akatsuki group! Join them on their adventures as the fight of predators and their rivals...the Konoha group. Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Naruto & Meerkat Manor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Kisame H., Akatsuki
Life or Death by DevilsAngelSaphire reviews
Piper X Aerrow Pairing. Piper's losing weight and the guys notice. Aerrow is freaking out inside. Finn has gone insane, stork says it's an eating disorder and Junko... says he's hungery. LOL! R&R People!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,624 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
There were S Rank Criminals in My Kitchen by Akatsuki-Girl1993 reviews
What would you do if when you woke up, 10 imaginary characters were staring at you, being very real? This question and many others present themselves to a 15-year-old girl who has to take care of the Akatsuki for 7 straining, stressful, fun, insane days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Akatsuki Sleepover by Raenef the 6th reviews
5 year old Itachi goes over to five year old Kisame's house. Pure Crack. Collab with Music in the Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Confrontation of the Spirits by smartcheer917 reviews
Zuko and Katara are locked in a room together. Can they get along long enough to get out? And what about when they have to go back? Can they make it stop? Modern Day AU, Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Disposing of Teeth by PassiveAggressive101 reviews
Itachi never bothers to ask and Kisame never bothers to tell.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Adventures of Shark Man and Weasel Boy by SuseCutesy89 reviews
Someone is stealing all the sweets. Can Shark Man and his trusty sidekick, Weasel Boy, get to the bottom of it in time for the bake sale?IxKplus many others...funny fic...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Konoha Christmas Carols by Goggleplex reviews
Parodies of songs of the Christmas Season preformed by Konoha ninjas and with special appearances by the Akatsuki and other characters as well. Enjoy! Characters categories will change every chapter
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Change by Mysterious-Vixen reviews
Instead of wishing for his father love what if Zuko began hating his father on the night of his banishment?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Katara, Zuko
Dancing Shadows by aBoOm-Un reviews
She looked so beautiful when she was sleeping. [KisaKonan]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Kisame H., Konan - Complete
Akatsuki: The Bet by Shadow Priesstes reviews
It is raining and everyon is bored to death so Kisame suggests a little bet that they should make two teams and that team who first manages to get Hidan and Kakuzu together wins, but winning the bet is harder then it seems...Rating will change later...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Happy Birthday, Sasuke by with eyes looking up reviews
Happy birthday, little otouto. I just hope this poem will suffice for my absence.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The left bishop by UrKid reviews
When Kakuzu was told Hidan was good at chess, he almost laughed. There was no way a tactic idiot like him would ever be the master of the mother of all tactic games.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
No Coat Ninja by Ink Scquiggle reviews
[Tiny, tiny bit of KakuzuHidan, and only if you reeeally look for it] What happens after Hidan's coat is destroyed in a mission. [Rated T for Hidan's language]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Phobia by aBoOm-Un reviews
Konan doesn’t fear pain. She doesn’t fear death. No, what she really fears is something entirely ridiculous… [Slight OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Konan, Kisame H. - Complete
Thriller by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Slx X by SpiritofAnime reviews
Sly and friends have had children, and now their carrying on the cooper name! but a new evil lurks in the shadows.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2007
Disneyland with the Akatsuki by Bashoulover reviews
The Akatsuki decide to have a day long vacation at Disneyland. Only, there's a certain teen who might ruin it. R&R plz!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Obito U., Kisame H. - Complete
Fortifying Elements by FikFik747 reviews
AU. Katara has just started in a new school, but it doesn't go so well, considering she got detention on the first day, just for yelling at the stupid jerk Zuko. Possible Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Katara, Zuko
My Blue Stalker by aBoOm-Un reviews
Everybody knows that Sasuke has his fangirls, along with Gaara, Neji, and all the other guys. But, what happens when Kisame gets his first fangirl? And, what happens if she’s totally obsessed, AND works with you? [OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Xelloss: The Toddler Years and Beyond by Kitty-Kitty Mew-mew reviews
How did a young and innocent toddler turn into the trickster that we all know and love? A back story on Xelloss.Warning: Lots of fluff!
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Xelloss M., Zellas M.
Zelas goes Christmas shopping by Faux Fox reviews
I know WAAAAYY to late for Xmas. This just ran through my head like a rabid hyena. Zelas goes looking for a present for Xelloss.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Zellas M., Xelloss M. - Complete
Babysitting Blues by Nova-chan reviews
Xelas comes home to find her baby Xelloss...
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Zellas M., Xelloss M.
Right Kind of Wrong by Yugure reviews
A liaison between the Saillune princess and everyone's favorite Mazoku... XA and a bit of ZL
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Amelia S., Xelloss M. - Complete
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All a part of the Holidays? reviews
Konan finds a girl in the snow outside the base, and invites her in. But this is not your average girl, is it? Written by me and my friend Misuki. Pein x OC, Kuzu x Konan, Dei x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Birds reviews
Stork's best friend comes to vist for a while, but will she stay for a little longer than a visit? yes I said SHE. Pairings: Stork x OC, Aerrow x Piper, Maybe Junko x different OC if I get that far...
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Jail Birds reviews
This takes place after the camping episode, when Katie is voted off. But When Sadie quits to be with her friend, Chris needs a replacement camper. But what happens when the replacement is a girl from Duncan's past? the usual pairings, but Duncan x OC. R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Duncan, Courtney
The Akatsuki Family reviews
After all the villages ban together, the Akatsuki have to leave the area to stay alive. Where will they go, and how long will they last? Read on to find out! Pairings: Kisame x Konan, Dei x Itachi, Hidan x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Konan, Kisame H.