Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
-When life gives you lemons make apple juice and let the world wonder how.
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
-Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
-So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
-Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
-I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
-On a Swedish chainsaw:
-On Nytol Sleep Aid:
-I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines
-Happiness is like peeing your pants... every one can see it, but only you can feel the warmth
-Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - - Robin Williams
-If con is the opposite pro; then is congress the opposite of progress?
-“When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts, but three. When the middle one got in the way, God preformed surgery. The woman stood before God, with the middle breast in hand, said ‘what do we do with the useless boob?’ and God created Man.”
-D.A.N.G.E.R.O.U.S. Person-Deadly, Angry, Narrow-eyed, Grumpy, Evil, Rabid, Overbearing, Unusually-psycho, and Sadistic
-The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-When you love someone, you have to let them go, if they come back they're yours, if they don't, THAT'S when you stalk them.-Rose, Two and a Half Men
-The difference between Genius and Stupidity is... Genius has limits.
"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
A Daydreamer's Whisper:
Rachel: ZZ Ward, but with straight hair, and hazel-green eyes
Lily: Lily Pond, though a little thinner and more angular, with bright green eyes
James: with glasses, 20s
Note: For the girls, they have a different figure from the people I based them off of, which will be addressed later. And, as they are only 15-16 years old, they all obviously look a bit younger then the pictures I have - those are at around early-mid 20s I estimate.