Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Hi, my name is Emily and i live in a magical place called New York.
Im in HIGHSCHOOL YaY me for makin it this far!! Does little happy dance.
Fav movies of all time: Titanic, Saving Private Ryan, Dodgeball, The Wedding Crashers, Ladder 49..basically sad movies, horror, and comedy.
Fav Bads: We The Kings, All Time Low, Muse, Snow Patrol, Green Day, Linkin Park, Boys Like Girls, 30 seconds to Mars.
The link to my website with pics for stories.
1994!! Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??
Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
This chain started in 2002.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are supposed to repost this.
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!
NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour)
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
Cool copy and paste stuff
They say guns dont kill people, people kill people. But i think guns help...If you just stood there and yelled BANG, i doint think that would kill to many people.
Most people areonly alive because its illegal to shoot them
Its not cheating unless you get caught
I hope life isnt a joke, because i dont get it.
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
If you know someone who is slower than a herd of turtles stammpeading through peanut butter, put this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
f there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN,Bitch,RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.(Not really a door, more like the stupid gate at the tennis courts during practice. Laura knows what I'm talking about.)
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever went to tuck your hair behind your ear, and end up accidentally poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when someone asked you for it, copy this to your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
"A certain death, small chance of sucess, well... what are we waitng for?" Lord of the Rings 3
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you asshole!"
If you think this poem is sad, RE-POST so we can spread awareness about child-abuse.
My name is Sarah, And I am but three.
My eyes are swollen, And I cannot see.
I must be stupid, I must be bad.
What else could have made, My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly.
Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong.
Or else I'm locked up, All the day long.
When I awake, I'm all alone.
The house is dark, My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice.
So maybe I'll get, Just one whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car!
My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse, My name he calls.
I press myself, Against the hard wall.
I try and hide, From his evil eyes.
I'm so afraid now, I start to cry.
He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words.
He says it's my fault, He's suffering at work.
He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more.
I finally get free, And I run for the door.
He's already locked it, And I start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken.
And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream, But it's much too late.
His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain, Again and again.
Oh please, God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops, And he heads for the door.
While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah, And I am but three.
Tonight my daddy
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call
FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it
My Life is a Musical Game.
Opening Credits – The Next Best Thing- All Time Low
First Day of School - Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying- Fall Out Boy
Falling in Love - I'm Ready=- Jack's Mannequin
Fight Song -The Kill- 30 Seconds to Mars
Breaking Up – Thanks for the Memories- Fall Out Boy
Prom - Viva la Vida- Coldplay
Life is just...OK - Theres a class for this- Cute is what we aim for
Mental Breakdown –Face Down- Red Jumpsuit Apperatis
Driving - The lion sleeps tonight- The Tokens( f.y.i. this is me and one of my besties fav song EVER!!)
Flashback – Me and You and My Medication- Boys like Girls
Getting Back Together – The MIxed tape- Jack's Mannequin
Birth of Child - Sweet and Low- Augustana
Wedding – Vegas- All Time Low ( Reception Song-Tiffany Blews- Fall Out Boy)
Final Battle - What I've Done- Linkin Park
Death Scene –Never Too Late- Three Days Grace
Funeral Song – Open your eyes- Snow Patrol
End Credits – Lullaby- Spill Canvas(Best Song Ever)
Here's how you play.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Quotes from my life:
"Don't leave the gate open, cuz then a ball will roll into the parking lot, and then a kid will go into the parking lot to get the ball and then they will get hit by a car and die." My tennis coach
"Oh shit the pool." Said by my neighbor, who threw my shoe over his house, and into their above ground pool at like 9:30 at night.
"I hate doubles!" Me every time we have to play doubles in tennis practice.
"Don't look at her, look at me, I'm the one trying to hit you!" Lol my tennis coach said this I thought it was pretty funny at the time.
"Okay you can read outloud quietly inside your head." My spanish teacher told us to do that.
"Make sure you flick him in the head really hard before we go." Me on the bus.
"You know only liars lie." One of my friends tells me this only like every day.
"Did you know that Zuess was a MAJOR player?" My brother told me this randomly one day.