Bob the Flying Monkey
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Joined 09-30-07, id: 1387599, Profile Updated: 05-29-20
Author has written 23 stories for Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, SpongeBob SquarePants, Total Drama series, Powerpuff Girls, My Little Pony, StarTrek: Voyager, Mass Effect, How I Met Your Mother, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, and Grim and Evil.

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UPDATE 2020: I have become what I feared most. I don't really write anymore. Maybe one day I will get back into it, but I have no plans at this current time. If you like my stories and really want to see a particular one continued, leave a review or PM me. I do still check my emails.

Here are the 11 stories for which I already have at least one chapter posted:

Utonium the Victim: Just another Powerpuff Girls fanfic in which Professor Utonium gets horribly beat up and is rescued by a mysterious stranger who nurses him back to health. I haven't decided if there will be romance or not - I guess it just depends on what I feel like when I get to that point where the Professor discovers who is actually treating his wounds.

Discord's Daddy Debacle: This one is likely to be very short - maybe 2-4 chapters. I just wanted to write a fanfic in which Carl the Llama (from "Llamas with Hats" by FilmCow) comes to wreak havoc on Equestria. Also, Fluttercord is my OTP, and I would be remiss if I didn't include them.

To Hell and Back: I had an inspiration and wrote this. I want to continue it. I'm not one-hundred percent sure what I'm going to do with it, just that I want to write it. Do not fear - this is the way I usually do things. It works 50% of the time. :P

Your Cruise Ship Plays Card Games In Hell: I have already figured out how the card games will progress and who will beat whom. I'm trudging along through this, but bear with me: I'm slow.

Shattered Island: I don't know why I posted this. I wasn't hardly ready to. I don't even know if I'm going to continue it. I think I bit off more than I can chew with this unfamiliar genre.

Total Drama Apocalypse: So this seems like fun. I'm working on the fourth chapter, got it half finished, but I'm still molding the dough of the story. This will take a while to finish. UPDATE 4/19/15: After reevaluation, this story needs a lot of work before I can upload a new chapter. Indefinite Hiatus.

The Pros of Cons: I made a vow, and I will finish this. It more than likely will take me another 5-10 years.

My Soul To Reap: I know where I want this to go. Likewise with The Pros of Cons, I tinker with this story occasionally, but I am not putting in an effort to finish it at present.

A Foreign Body: Okay, this freak is the demon-spawn of my obsession with the infamous Harry Potter fanfic "My Immortal". I wasn't going to post it yet, so it's not anywhere near complete, and it won't be for a long time. But some friends of mine have been asking about it, so I thought this was the best way to share it with them. I'm working on the third chapter, but I won't post the second chapter until I have the next one complete (I'm trying something new here). It's my first mpreg, and it's a straight-up parody. What I'm planning is to make as many male characters as possible pregnant, so that'll be fun. And Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven (Tara) Way may feature heavily in this, so be warned: you will want to tear your hair out at her awesome stupidity.

Obsessive Misbehavior: I don't know how, but at some point this sequel to my first full-length fanfic got deleted from my account. I reposted it, but I'm not planning on updating any time soon. I will probably eventually post more, but it will be a looooong time before it is finished.

As for the unposted ones:

For My Little Pony: Ever since I got into MLP, I have been absolutely enamoured with the Fluttershy/Discord pairing. I have a couple of ideas floating around that I may someday put to paper, but I will not post or promise them at this time. Because I have become prone to slacking off, I cannot allow another fanbase to be angry at me, so I will keep them to myself until a more appropriate time.

For The Lion King: I want to fully finish and then post a story I have been working on for ages. It is a Scar- and Sarabi-centric fanfic. I think it will be good when it is finished. I hope I can share it soon.

For Harry Potter: The sequel to Excessive Misbehavior is still ongoing, even if it is not a priority. I put too much time and love into it to not at least share it. The same goes for the spin-off sequel, the sequel to Taming Insanity.

For Total Drama: For a class assignment, I wrote the pilot episode of a new season called "Total Drama War of the Roses" which is a dating show competition with 11 couples from seasons 1-4. Some of them are canon, some headcanon, and some just crack. I don't know when I'll post it as I've only written the spec script for the pilot, so it may be a long while. But I do want to write it, and I think it will be fun.

For Yu-Gi-Oh!: At some point, I might decide to finally start posting that Tea Bachelorette fanfic I've been promising for a full decade.


I'm on deviantART: http:///

Favorite: My baby.

Second Favorite: My husband.

Fandoms I Love By Category for Reasons

Favorite Video Games:

Fallout 4

Skyrim

Mass Effect 1-3 (I haven't played enough of Andromeda to know yet)

The Sims 2 and 4

Red Dead Redemption 2

Favorite Disney Movies:

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Treasure Planet

Wreck-It Ralph

Hercules

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Mulan

The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

Lilo and Stitch (movies and series)

Favorite Miyazaki Films:

Howl's Moving Castle

Favorite Dreamworks Movies:

Megamind

Favorite non-animated non-superhero TV shows of All Time:

Police Squad!

iZombie (seriously wonderful all the way through)

Wynona Earp

30 Rock

The Amanda Show

Gotham

Community

Monk

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (my personal favorite of the franchise)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Stargate SG1

Psych

Favorite Animated TV shows of All Time:

Total Drama series

Miraculous Tales of Ladybug y Cat Noir

Futurama

Young Justice

X-Men: Evolution

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Codename: Kids Next Door

The Adventures of Jackie Chan

Teen Titans (not GO!, but that one is okay too)

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Hey Arnold!

The Wild Thornberries

My Life As a Teenage Robot

Favorite Animes:

Yu-Gi-Oh! (the original)

Blue Exorcist

Ouran High School Host Club

Pokemon

One Punch Man

Favorite Books:

The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer

Renegades by Marissa Meyer

Gone series by Michael Grant

Unwind series by Neal Shusterman

The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom

How Not to Write a Novel (I recommend this book to every writer I meet.)

[dishonorable mention: Twilight Saga by Stephanie Mayer (don’t you dare judge me)]

Favorite Fan-Made Stuff:

"Lullaby for a Princess" - My Little Pony fan song

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Witchcraft

"Snowdrop" and most of the My Little Pony videos that SFS Animation makes

Flufflepuff series by Dan

Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

gAmErPoOp (or however he capitalizes it)

Favorite Brand: Hasbro

Favorite Band: Goo Goo Dolls


Actual Profile Thingy

Hiya! Read all this crazy stuff I wrote cuz I put it here for you to read, not to entertain myself. I hardly ever read it.

I am a Christian.

I am open to conversational PMing.

Cows. Are. Awesome.

If my writing style were a song, it would be called "I Write Death, Not Lemons."

Of all the fandoms in all the land, I only have 5 favorite shippings that I get upset about if they are violated in a story: Oswald Cobblepot x Edward Nygma (Gotham), Rumpelstiltskin X Belle (from OUAT), Fluttershy X Discord (MLP), Marik X Yami Bakura, and Yami Marik X Ryou Bakura. And then Severus Snape with me, but no one writes that, so it's hardly worth mentioning (P.S.: Please don't write a story with this last pairing. I will question your sanity, read it, and then curl up in a ball in my closet and cry for a few days). UPDATE: Haha, very funny, Psycho.

Dang, blood! SlenderMan is hot!

I'm a social reject. I like to be different.

I like to scare little children. They think I'm hilarious. I don't understand children.

I freak people out. It's funny.

I love to write poetry and song lyrics, but even more than that I love to write stories.

My personal philosophy for all major fiction series is that HARRY MUST DIE.

I have 7.5 wives (.5 because one abandoned me and I replaced her; she was Philippine). One is black. One is blasian. Five are white. I am Native American. I am diverse.

I have discovered that I have some sort of bizarre fetish for monsters/freaks of nature. Not in a way where I see any old monster and immediately want to jump his bones; it's more like I wish to reach out and enclose them in my arms, protect them, and then if we fall in love, I'm okay with that. They don't have to physically look like a monster - it doesn't hurt their chances, but it's not limited to that. If they have the mentality or goal of being a "monster", that works for me too. I guess I'm just weird. I don't like normal people, but I have the utmost sympathy and compassion for beasts. I'm not even the type of person who likes to fix things - I'm just weird.

Some kids have asked me if I am a vampire. Those kids don't say anything anymore.

I wouldn't necessarily say that I love anime. I'm quite particular: I only love Yu-Gi-Oh, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, One Punch Man, Ouran High School Host Club, Blue Exorcist, Chobits, Yu Yu Hakusho, and The Devil Is a Part-timer. I also enjoyed B Gata H Kei, but let's not talk about that. And sometimes Pokémon, but that's an entirely different story altogether.

I have had this name since summer of '06. If you see anyone else with this name, teach them a valuable life lesson via suffocation so they know that stealing is wrong.

My husband is the most awesomest husband on the planet. Some day, he will be the most awesomest husband on the moon. And then, the solar system.

Gross, guys; I'm pregnant! The eff do I do with my life now?

Update, guys; now I’ve got a baby. My brain is beyond mush.

If you wonder why I don't seem to be a big reader, you have been deceived by my tastes in fanfiction. You see, I love to read. I read a lot. But I generally do not write fanfiction of my favorite book fandoms because the ones I would write on were done so well, I literally cannot see any way I could improve them. When I finish a book or series, put it down, and say, "Perfect," then you know you are a truly magnificent writer, a cut about them all. I have incredibly high standards, which is why I rarely read or write fanfiction on books or book series. I am simply too satisfied with the original to touch it.

There are so many things I could tell you about me. Which is what the bio section is for obviously. One of the things you find out about me as you get to know me is that I have a lot of pet peeves. The list is quite extensive in fact. I've put this here because I doubt very much that anyone will read this far on my profile. I have applied my knowledge of psychology to make sure this long paragraph is off-putting to anyone trying to skim and pick out their favorite things. In fact, by now you're probably ready to read the last couple of sentences and go on to the rest of the profile, or maybe you'll just skip this entirely and go straight to the quotes because they are short and therefore more appealing. More to the point, I am stalling so individuals will decide this is not worth their time and skip it. It seems silly to put this on my profile if I don't want people to read it, I know. But it is something that has given me grief for a long time and I can't stand to keep it in anymore. I dislike very much the substitution of unique words for copy and paste tidbits. You could even say I loathe it to the very core of my being. The first couple of times you read the various lists where the person has emboldened the points that pertain specifically to him/her are somewhat amusing. But by the eighth time you see the same list of characteristics, you start to hate whoever invented and spread the idea of forms. It's insulting to me as a writer that anyone using this site to show off their skills in writing would be so lazy and uninspired as to copy and paste a list of points instead of crafting their own story with them. And by now I've overextended and made this paragraph too long, so some of you may be inclined to read it due to its large state rather than in spite of it. So I've decided to create a new section purely for ranting. I'll go further into detail there.

I don't have children, but if I did they would hate me because I'd name them ridiculous names that amused me at the time. Don't even get me started on Sirius Lee Mann.

I'm actually pregnant right now. This should be fun.

As for how I came to live on Earth, I'll tell you the basics: I originated from a planet far away, of whose name I cannot say. On that planet, I was Supreme of the Flying Monkeys. I ruled over more than half the world. But then something happened that sent me here. Basically I was shunned, banished, and exiled to your Earth, and I cannot go back until my kingdom is re-established. That may take many years. Until then, I am forced to live on this planet as a human. But I shall always be known to my minions as Bob the Flying Monkey, Queen of the Flying Monkeys. Except now that planet has been destroyed, so I'm stuck here. But fear not! I will be overtaking this planet soon enough, and I will be the one true tyrant once more!

I guess that's it. Basically, I'm a weirdo. I'm a weirdo and I'm proud. And, yes, I am crazy and full of crap.

P.S: Don't use spell check on your profile. It will try to correct your grammar when there is nothing wrong with it. Passive voice is unclear my butt.


Sayings and/or quotes that apply to me.

"Strange things are afoot at the circle K." - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

"Half the lies I tell aren't true." - Yogi Berra

"Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Unknown

"Bob talks to the road because her car is broken." -Myself

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." - Yogi Berra

"I never said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question." - Yogi Berra

"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be." - Yogi Berra

"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer." - Yogi Berra (except the opposite is true for me)

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." - Yogi Berra

"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much." - Yogi Berra

"The future ain't what it used to be." - Yogi Berra

"We made too many wrong mistakes." - Yogi Berra

"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you." - Yogi Berra

Me: "What do you call a ho if she's not getting paid?"
Sister: "A wife."

"Kittens are adorable! Let's go find some!" - Timmy Turner's mom (Clementine)

Romantic Quotes of the Hour

"Sometimes there are no right words. Sometimes there are only actions."
Melvin to Ryou

Hey There, Bakura by Melvin (Yes, I thought it was a beautiful song. No, I'm not full of myself ;)

"If you were my child, I would beat you."
Voldemort to Bobbi

"I wrote you a song, but then I eated it."
If you say this in an extremely adorable, convincingly sad voice, you can get away with whatever you want. Except murder. Disclaimer: don't do illegal jazz.

"..."
Because I like a guy best when he's silent.

Me: "Sex."
BF: "You're good."
Me: "Thanks."
In high school, there was an annoying girl on my bus who was always having boy drama and crap. One morning, she read a text to us to demonstrate that her current "boo-thang" was a sweet-talker. So I made up the quote above to demonstrate how my boyfriend and I always sweet-talk to each other. You shoulda seen the girl-on-the-bus's face when I told her this. Troll.

Airing of the Grievances:

These are a list of some of my pet peeves. Feel free not to read them. I'm a ranter and this section may annoy you. This is why it's at the end of my profile.

Spelling and grammar errors.

If English is not your first language, I can forgive you. If you are dyslexic or only make a couple mistakes per chapter, I can forgive you. Otherwise, you need to fix all of those errors before posting. Even if you have an amazing story, it doesn't make up for poor aesthetics. No one wants to read a story they have to interpret like it's Their Eyes Were Watching God. That's why you never see novels written in that style published anymore. Everyone hates it and it doesn't sell. If for whatever reason you can't fix it yourself, get a Beta Reader to help you.

Grammar nazis.

Because of the complexity of my character, I also hate people who are constantly on you about the way you speak and write. Yes, it is important to have a firm grasp of the language you use to communicate with other intelligent beings, but casual conversation with an equal is not an appropriate situation to point out such flaws to a person. People are not machines and therefore need not speak as such. Also, pointing out a grammar/spelling mistake in a comment is unnecessary and rude; such should be done via PM if it's something that can be easily fixed. A permanent complaint to a temporary issue only makes the former look like a fool.

Flamers.

There is a distinct difference between constructive criticism and blatant douche-baggery. This type of person is not worthy to read your story, and you should never listen to its spews. Unless the piece in question is universally offensive (i.e.: "All Jews should kill themselves.") and is not satire or spoken by a character you already distrust, Flamers' claims are unfounded excrement and should be disposed of as such.

People who only give negative feedback and never positive feedback.

Similar to flamers except they have valid points. It's just rude to highlight only the things done wrong and not the things done right. Especially when the critic only points out errors and gives no suggestions on how to improve.

English.

Because the language is a patchwork quilt made of burlap sacks and bits of loose hair. It's riddled with holes and many of the pieces pucker due to being sewn to other pieces not adjacent. Plus we don't have a gender-neutral third-person singular pronoun. What kind of self-respecting language doesn't have a neutral gender?!

PETA, Humane Society and similar organizations with a hidden agenda.

Due mostly to the Lacey Act. However, these organizations punish the whole for the mistakes of the few. Instead they should be raising standards for pet ownership. That way both the animal and the owner will get the love they need.

Self-appointed Community Judges.

Those who pin an individual's worth on his/her lifestyle choices. These people make a habit of criticizing an entire community (i.e Christians, LGBT, Bronies, etc.) based on the actions of a few members or that group's differences from the judge.

The Nonconformity Push.

Young adults have a fetish for "rebelling from conformity." In reality, they are exchange one group's values for another's. In this day and age, there is no such thing as true nonconformity. If such a thing were achievable, that person would be very lonely indeed.

Conflict and Confrontation.

Because duh.

Being asked questions.

I never know the answer, and I get a lot of crap for it. It makes me angry that people expect so much of me when they know I don't know. But if you don't give them an answer they're still mad. People suck.

Cliches, lazy writers, and idiots who let them get away with it.

I don't know if it's just me, but it's getting to where I can't watch anything without being able to predict the "big twist" a good 30 minutes before it takes place. I shouldn't be able to do that, it being a twist and all. This is the least of the offenders, however, because what truly makes me angry is how Hollywood thinks they can recycle the same cookie-cutter plot with the same 2-D characters having the same shrill-voiced fights and the same uncalled for sex. Stop. Just stop. Write something good. Stop thinking that all women conform to a stereotype. Stop thinking a love story can't be good without sex. Just stop. You're wrong and I'm sick of it.

Interruption.

You talk all the time. Let me talk. It's my turn, I've been polite, I've been waiting for it, and I let you talk. Shush. You can respond when I'm done.

Obliviousness pertaining to social etiquette.

Some people need to know why a person is upset, even when it is clear she/he does not want to talk about it. It's one thing when it's just the two of you. Then the burden of comfort falls on you. But if the person leaves the room and either 1) does not come back in, meaning you followed her/him in order to confront her/him, or 2) comes back clearly upset but does not broach the subject her/himself, you wait for her/him to talk. At the most, you can say, "I'm here if you need to talk." Then shut up. She/he will let you know at the right time. MOST IMPORTANTLY, DO NOT CONFRONT AN UPSET PERSON IN PUBLIC, ESPECIALLY IF S/HE IS TRYING TO HIDE IT. And never ask "What's wrong?" out of the blue if you are not alone together.

Liars.

Self explanatory. Also, don't say I did something that I did not do unless it is clearly a joke and I'm in a good mood. Elsewise, you gettin' cut.

The Drug/Pleasure Culture.

Child, there is more to life than just another temporary high to satisfy you. Maturity means being able to accept delayed gratification. You are not mature just because you have a car, a boyfriend, and a job. Gandhi had none of these.

My lack of oral communication skills.

It's sad that I can compose such beautiful works that I bring even the least sensitive to tears (I write more than fanfiction, you know), but as soon as I have to speak to someone, I'm suddenly missing half of my brain and 90% of its vocabulary.

The loud and uneducated.

People who use social media and the like to spew their "enlightened" opinions when they have done no research into the matter other than browsing Reddit and Googling some stuff on Wikipedia. Get a university degree before you try to correct others in their "misguidings."

Sex (as it pertains to pop culture).

Everything is about sex now. I hate that. Can't we produce quality art without throwing some greased up semi-star butt into the spotlight?

Inefficiency. Time. The System and how it has effectively screwed itself over.

Face the facts. There is no such thing as a perfect society, a perfect government system. And even if there was, no first-world country would be able to adopt it because of how much an entire system reboot would cost.

Entitled brats.

Do your chores. Your parents owe you nothing. If anything, you owe them. And if they are truly abusive, call Social Services, CPS or DHS. They'll pick you up like a good neighbor.

Copy and Paste Profiles.

You are a writer on a writing website. You can craft your own unique words to convey your personality. When I see these on a person's bio, I immediately respect them less. This applies to all of the following regardless of how special you think you are:

  1. "I'm a ... so I MUST..."
  2. "if you've ever..."
  3. some depressing story that belongs on a 1990's chain email with a stipulation of good luck if you pass it along
  4. anything similar to #3 that has been widely circulated throughout the site
  5. "95% of unsupported stereotypes do this. Suck up and barf these words onto your screen if you're of the 50 billion others in the minority who would feel superior had you any basis for this made up statistic."

Exceptions to the above include anything you honestly made up yourself. Sometimes I can forgive you if the block of this text is short (it spans no more than 6 lines) and is accompanied by more detailed and personal info you wrote yourself.

"Name: Like I'd tell you [or something to that effect]."

For obvious reasons, this is pointless. You're not funny, you're annoying.

Flippant cursing.

I make it a habit to reserve curse words for special occasions. All of my friends and associates know I don't curse. I do this on purpose not because I'm a prude but because when I do curse, it's effective. You are shocked when you hear me curse because I never do it. This way you know I'm angry. Those who constantly curse are not taken seriously when truly angry because they always sound like that.

Poor formatting.

You know who you are.

John

I hate the name john with such a fiery passion that I could actually care less but I refuse to because of how filthy common the unimaginative, monosyllabic label is. It's not even a name. You might as well just leave the spot blank, because no one is going to remember your child as John or Jon or Jan. They're going to forget your child or persecute him. I equate john to public toilets and bidets. Do you know how nasty a public bidet would be? Would you wash your anus in that? I'm institutionalizeable for how much I hate the name john. There are people at my school who spend little time with me that would tell you, if you asked them about me, "Yeah, she's crazy. You should hear her go on about john." I flip my crap over john. It needs to be abolished, exterminated, and in all ways eradicated from the collective brain of society. No child should have to suffer from its blandness or oversaturation again. P.S.: If your name is John, I'm sorry. I don't hate you, I just wish you had a more unique name.


RanDom rAMbLInGS!1!!

PS: Do NOT read this. It is here because I am crazy, not because you should read it.

DO NOT READ.

I told you not to read this. Now it has been erased from your memory.


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Dawnlight, After Champagne by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
A toast to midnight, dawn, and all the moments in between. Three New Years in the endless entanglement of Batman and Joker, the Before and the After. (An epilogue for the amnesiac batjokes fic, "Bred to Suffer")
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2020 - [The Joker, Bruce W./Batman] - Complete
Kiss by Secret Agent Codename Bob reviews
In other words, the five times Oswald wanted to kiss Ed, and the one time he did. Finally.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2020 - Published: 4/6/2020 - Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin
Bat signal? What bat signal? by clawmachines reviews
Takes place during/after the Cafe Triste scene in The Enemy Within. Bruce decides to ignore the bat signal, and things go from there.
Batman: The Telltale Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2020 - Published: 6/25/2020
One Day by Alyce and Indi reviews
A butterfly on a mission does what no akuma has done before. Or, what happens when the akuma doesn't fly away.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2019 - Hawk Moth, Master Fu - Complete
The Real Heroes of Conventions by Remasa reviews
Weeks have passed since Hawkmoth renounced his villainous ways and dedicated himself to repenting for his misdeeds. Despite his efforts to clean up his act - and mop up the streets of Paris - citizens demand more. The heroes decide upon the only way to demonstrate Hawkmoth's sincerity: by getting his hands dirty and working on the staff at the next Ladybug and Chat Noir convention.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,922 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/2/2019 - Published: 6/30/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Vendetta For My Valentine by Linkala reviews
Nora and Nick Valentine meet before the war, fall in love, get married and have a son named Shaun. After being frozen in the vault the family is woken briefly when both Nick and Shaun are kidnapped. Nick then wakes up alone in a junk yard, in a synth body, and not in the decontamination chamber he entered a minute ago with his son.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,473 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/4/2019 - Published: 9/20/2017 - [Sole Survivor, Nick Valentine]
A Host Unto His Own by Remasa reviews
Gabriel Agreste is quite happy right now. Things are going along perfectly in every aspect of his life. But when a revelation threatens to destroy everything Gabriel has worked so hard to achieve, he decides to do the only thing he can think of to regain the upper hand: host his own convention. Sequel to 'A Fashionable Endeavor'.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/21/2019 - Published: 3/17/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
A Fashionable Endeavor by Remasa reviews
Gabriel joins the rest of Paris in honoring the heroes by hosting a fashion contest at the next convention. And with Ladybug co-judging the entries with him, he'll seize the opportunity to learn more about her. He's determined to emerge victorious, but if it's not from knowing Ladybug's identity, then maybe it'll be Adrien finally dating his 'good friend' and contestant Marinette.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,151 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 1/24/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Heads and Hearts by Barddoc1992 reviews
Set during ME2. Morgan Shepard is an infiltrator with a temper who has trouble letting others close. She has a few good friends-like Garrus Vakarian-but she's resigned to the fact that she's just not good at deeper connections. Then she meets Thane Krios and slowly find herself liking, respecting, trusting...and then falling. She just isn't sure if he might feel the same way.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,896 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/25/2019 - Published: 5/25/2017 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Thane K.
A Pirate's love by vhdc1234 reviews
On the day she supposed to marry, a Princess was kidnapped and held for ransom by a group of Pirates and their captain. Kept as their prisoner until her dad paid the money, she starts falling for him, even if she's not allowed to look at him. Fluttershy as the Princess/ Discord as the captain. Mane5 and Spike as the crew. *Fluttercord*
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/9/2018 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Fluttershy, Discord - Complete
Red In Tooth And Claw by Secret Agent Codename Bob reviews
Oswald Cobblepot has been dead for over a year, Gotham River not content to let him sleep. Edward Nygma has been fighting another self all his life; a beast trapped, waiting and finally freed. Both are outsiders, both monsters and both achingly alone. It was only a matter of time before they met. Nygmobblepot. Vampire/Werewolf AU.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 94,913 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin
Autograph Session by Remasa reviews
For the first time, Gabriel Agreste had definite confirmation of the attendance of the heroes at a convention. It was the perfect opportunity to enact his evil schemes. He couldn't let this moment slip past. But he discovers that it might not be so easy when Adrien is markedly less enthusiastic about attending with him. Sequel to "Miraculously in Concert".
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 8/18/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
By any other name by unforgetabELLE reviews
I'm in love with Ladybug. Marinette replayed the words in her head as she ran out of the room. She replayed them, bounding over the rooftops of Paris, until hours later, she finally collapsed onto her balcony in exhaustion. It wasn't everyday your crush told you he was in love with you. Marinette just had the distinct pleasure of the admission also being a rejection.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Miraculously in Concert by Remasa reviews
After Jagged Stone pulls out of the concert lineup at the next convention, Adrien and Marinette decide to forgo attending at all. Gabriel refuses to accept that his ship might not sail. He offers to create Jagged a wonderful costume guaranteed to steal the show, but can he design something to fit the eccentric singer's criteria? Sequel to The Merchant of Paris.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/18/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Jagged Stone/Guitar Villain - Complete
The Merchant of Paris by Remasa reviews
Tempted with the prospect of luring Ladybug and Chat Noir, Gabriel agrees to Adrien's idea of running a booth at another convention. He allows Adrien to bring one friend with him to assist in selling the merchandise. When Adrien asks Marinette to help, Gabriel realizes this may also be the perfect opportunity to get his son's mind off of Ladybug. Sequel to Resident Expert.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,319 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 5/9/2018 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
These Are the Contents of My Head by pepparkakor reviews
Set in Telltale Batman: The Enemy Within, episode 4/5, after the events at the Bodhi Spa. What if Bruce had decided to stop using John and tried instead to care for him? Or, Bruce starts to feel an uncomfortable attraction to John and tries to cope by having him institutionalized. It goes poorly, but at least there's cake!
Batman: The Telltale Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2018 - Complete
Resident Expert by Remasa reviews
Determined to maintain his charade, Gabriel Agreste attends a Q&A session at another Ladybug and Chat Noir convention led by "experts" in the field. His annoyance getting the better of him, he begins to answer more accurately than the panel. Now, he has earned another title in addition to intimidating fashion icon: Ladybug and Chat Noir expert. Great. Sequel to "Cosplay Contest".
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
The Dress by maneatingbutterflies reviews
The bond between Ben and Rey is growing and so are their feelings. He appears in the bond while Rey is trying on one of Padme's old dresses. Was a one shot but is now a full blown story due to the amount of great responses
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,954 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 12/17/2017 - Leia O., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Bred to Suffer by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
AU from Batman comics #48: Bruce does not take up the mantle of Batman again, and John Doe, of the uncannily wide smile and the acid green eyes, deals with a creeping sense of dread that something is poised to go very, very wrong. Batjokes
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 11/15/2017 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker] Alfred P., Damian W./Robin - Complete
Love or Power:Which Will You Choose? by atomicpuffin reviews
Princess Twilight has to marry wealth to save her kingdom, but the king's not what she expected. What's worse, while she's to get closer to the king, she finds herself growing fonder of his captain. While at the same time the king finds he's growing closer to another mare. Which will the two choose at the end of this game Love or Power? And what will their choices mean at the end?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,950 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/18/2018 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Discord, Flash Sentry - Complete
Dancing On A Knife's Edge by fluttermoth reviews
Falkreath Sanctuary was doomed. Cicero knew it from the very moment he set foot inside that musty, humid cave. There was too much tension seething in the air. The arrival of the Night Mother had set an unwanted change in motion. It was the seed that germinated doubt in the hearts and minds of Astrid's underlings.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2018 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Top Cat by Otoshigo reviews
[Sequel to Benefactor] Adrien and Marinette had an understanding... Or at least, he thought they did. Until someone decides to muscle in on what's his. [Marichat]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/10/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg - Complete
Benefactor by Otoshigo reviews
It started out as a friendly gesture. A covert present for a friend in need. Then it became something more. Something that he didn't, couldn't, fully understand. Not until it was too late. [Marichat?/Adrienette]
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 183 - Published: 11/6/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] Plagg - Complete
Cosplay Contest by Remasa reviews
Gabriel Agreste, annoyed with the shoddy construction and infuriating amount of heroic costumes surrounding him, decides to show everyone at the fair what true quality craftsmanship looks like. Too bad he doesn't actually have a costume. It's a good thing he is a pro at taking advantage of bad situations. Sequel to "Fanboy". Spoilers through Season 2, episode 3. Pure Crack.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Hawk Moth, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Fanboy by Remasa reviews
Know your enemy. That's the reason Gabriel Agreste obsessively downloads every picture and video of his archenemies to his computer. That's a golden rule that serves him well, right up until a point he's so caffeine deprived he forgets to turn off his monitor and lets someone find all the footage. Now he needs a way out of this. Spoilers through season 2.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/25/2017 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
Broken Mask by Mr Ninja Pineapple reviews
**THIS FIC IS ON HIATUS AS I'M IN THE PROCESS OF REWRITING IT** Follow Marcus, a man out of time. A man who has lost everything; his family, his home, his very identity. In the crumbling remains of his old home, he has created a new life for himself - peaceful, secure. But no man can truly escape his past. And his is about to catch up to him.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,585 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 3/19/2016 - [Piper W., Sole Survivor] Arthur Maxson, Father
Sometimes, Quiet Is Violent by EmitTime reviews
While biding time in their cages, Edward and Oswald inadvertently voice some confessions. (Spoilers up to Season 3, Episode 19)
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/24/2017 - [Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin] - Complete
That Isn't Possible by Ispell2 reviews
Sole Survivor Talia hasn't been feeling too well lately, so her lover John Hancock does his best to convince her to go to Vault 81, the nearest settlement to them at the moment, to get checked out. What they find is more than a little puzzling-not to mention almost impossible.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 4/29/2016
Causa Mortis by fluttermoth reviews
While avoiding her so-called destiny as the Dragonborn, Lumen falls in with the Dark Brotherhood. Life as an assassin suits her well, but everything changes when Cicero and the Night Mother appear. (Will loosely follow the Dark Brotherhood and Main story lines with some original additions. Listener/Cicero pairing. Rated M for sound reasons.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 330,745 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
From Past to Present by fluttermoth reviews
A collection of Skyrim drabbles. Pairings so far: Cicero/Listener, Erandur/F!OC.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Cicero V., Camilla Valerius, Faendal, Erandur
Akuma-Teased! by Mythril Moth reviews
Ladybug and Chat Noir have to deal with a malfunctioning Akuma, and Chloe Bourgeois has to deal with an embarrassing health problem. The two are absolutely related.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
Ed? by Luckster25 reviews
A collection of Nygmobblepot oneshots! **CHRISTMAS FIC UPLOADED Ch6.** Rated M - WARNINGS for sex, language, mild violence, and incredible cuteness! (You have been warned!)
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 10/28/2016 - [O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, Edward N./The Riddler]
Legion the Geth and the Case of the Kitten by Amberstar of Thunderclan reviews
"Consensus agreed; rescue of the kitten would improve relations between this platform and Tali-Creator, and possibly organics overall." You guys demanded it, and here it is.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
The Best Parody Ever by AdamantMackay reviews
I was doing the dishes one day, and I had "Be a Man" stuck in my head. I made up a parody on the spot
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Complete
Miracle by beauifulliketherain reviews
They were a wolf and a lion, Lannister and Stark, destined by birth to stand on opposing sides. There were times it did not matter - they were simply two people, equally lost. Sansa/Tyrion, S3.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Tyrion L., Sansa S. - Complete
Promise by Secret Agent Codename Bob reviews
"He had counted six of Penguin's lackeys, two police detectives, a butler and now a child. It was like the set-up to a bad joke. Funny how quickly life can turn into one of those." A collection of one-shots all based upon some of Ed's favourite riddles. Part of the 'What Am I' series. Nygmobblepot. Post-Season Two.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2016 - [O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, Edward N./The Riddler] J. Gordon, Harvey B. - Complete
Tongue by Secret Agent Codename Bob reviews
"It felt natural. Normal. His right to lean over, close such seemingly negligible space between them and lick. Just a short, sharp movement along the other's neck. Fleeting. Barely a second of contact. Barely anything at all. But it was enough." A collection of one-shots all based upon some of Ed's favourite riddles. Part of the 'What Am I' series. Nygmobblepot. Post-Season Two.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, Edward N./The Riddler] - Complete
Bed by Secret Agent Codename Bob reviews
"Almost predictably, a few days after agreeing to mentor Ed, the heating breaks." A collection of one-shots all based upon some of Ed's favourite riddles. Part of the 'What Am I' series. Nygmobblepot. Post-Season Two.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2016 - [O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, Edward N./The Riddler] - Complete
Window by Secret Agent Codename Bob reviews
"It began with an umbrella." Oswald Cobblepot is an established member of the Gotham underworld, secured in his position as the King of Gotham, his entire life's ambition finally fulfilled. Then, he starts receiving gifts. A collection of one-shots all based upon some of Ed's favourite riddles. Part of the 'What Am I' series. Nygmobblepot. Post-Season Two.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2016 - [O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, Edward N./The Riddler] - Complete
I Must Still Be Dreamin' by JacksDirtySecret reviews
A short story inspired by the game storyline and Hancocks dialogue.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - J. Hancock
Fallout Dick Frenzy by finalpali reviews
The galloping abs roll into the wasteland.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2016 - Sole Survivor, J. Hancock - Complete
A Kiss Goodnight by Rosaria Marie reviews
Sansa Stark and Tyrion Lannister sharing a moment of genuine affection, even as Sansa deals with her grief over the murder of her mother and brother and the realization that her estranged husband may be the only "family" she has left.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Tyrion L., Sansa S. - Complete
ULFRIC: Stormed & Cloaked by Janus3003 reviews
When Ulfric singlehandedly slays a company of Imperials with his bare hands, it is up to him to save the day from the real villain. Will he rescue Galmar? Will he get the girl? Will he defeat his greatest challenge yet?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Galmar Stone-Fist, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
First Kiss by Falloutthoughts reviews
Nick Valentine & F!Sole Survivor sit atop the Valentine Detective Agency and reminisce about moments in their lives as they try to solve their own little case - when what their first kiss?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Sole Survivor, Nick Valentine - Complete
He Knows by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Based on the prompt 'Why are you at my doorstep at 3 in the morning' with Adrinette as a ship. Marinette is woken up in the middle of the night and is shocked to find a very disheveled Adrien at her door. Some secrets are revealed and a few bombs dropped. But most importantly, there are lots and lots of cuddles.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 463 - Published: 3/26/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug]
Dignity (Featuring Nick Valentine) by Falloutthoughts reviews
(F)Sole is outraged by the lack of respect she things Nick receives during one of his mechanical tune-ups and confronts him about the issue. (Based loosely on a dream I had)
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Sole Survivor, Nick Valentine - Complete
Being Blue is Better Than Being Over It by Pokka reviews
Really, when is there a better time to talk about your dead husband than during a radstorm?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Sole Survivor, J. Hancock - Complete
Commandeered Seaside Shanty by HerenyaHope reviews
It's the tiniest things that can make a plan go awry. An almost deadly incident has Harper reliving demons best kept locked up. A HancockxF!SS with my Sole Survivor, Harper. T for blood and language
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2016 - [J. Hancock, Sole Survivor]
Holiday Fun by atomicpuffin reviews
Just some mindless fluff for the season I decided to write as a way to celebrate I love this time of year. So I thought why not combine two of my loves, Fluttercord and Christmas! So here we are some one shots of the pair in their Holiday fun! cover by Darebel-Red /art/Holiday-FlutterCord-498052886(FOR SOME REASON it won't let me put the link in, but please checkit out on deviant
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Fluttershy, Discord, OC
Hang Ups and Noodle Cups by snipershezz reviews
On the biggest day of their lives, Hancock and Dell look back on the moments that led up to their marriage. Sequel to Middle School Cheese :)
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2016 - [J. Hancock, Sole Survivor] - Complete
Middle School Cheese by snipershezz reviews
"A deathclaw would be easy. Fahrenheit is fucking terrifying."
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2016 - [J. Hancock, Sole Survivor] - Complete
A Ray of Sunshine by MinionRipley reviews
John Hancock starts to find he doesn't need the chems quite as much anymore. (F!SS/Hancock)
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Sole Survivor, J. Hancock] - Complete
Amore by snipershezz reviews
Finding nice things in the Commonwealth was always going to be an issue for Bell, thankfully she has Hancock.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2015 - [J. Hancock, Sole Survivor] - Complete
Orange and Gold by snipershezz reviews
Jena had always known there was something wrong with her.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [J. Hancock, Sole Survivor] - Complete
Smoothskin by snipershezz reviews
Anya's going to fucking kill Danse.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2015 - [J. Hancock, Sole Survivor] MacCready, Paladin Danse - Complete
True Deal of Friendship by Mischief Howl reviews
[Spoilers for Gotham Season 2. Rated T to be safe] The Earth Pony Detective has to make a deal with a Flightless Pegasi in order to take down Jerome, Barbara, and all those that aid or are involved with them. True Friendship will be the Deal.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Gotham - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2015 - J. Gordon, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin
The Way You Look Tonight by thesadchicken reviews
Julian is leaving. It seemed so inconsequential in the past, but now, it's all he can think of. Set in the Deep Dish Nine universe.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2015 - J. Bashir, E. Garak, Odo - Complete
What Happens in Las Pegasus by atomicpuffin reviews
Discord and the girls go to Las Pegasus for a much needed vacation and to strengthen their bonds of friendship. Of course the best laid plans are the first to fall to pieces. After one night of fun the mares wake up to find a few surprises from the previous night. None more so than one pair who wake up to find they got a bit more than they bargained for...such as gold bands.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,651 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Complete
Fact or Fanfiction by Tumbleweed reviews
What starts as a boring afternoon in Twilight's library soon spirals out of control once Twilight introduces Rainbow Dash to the wide world of Daring Do fanfiction. Inspired by this revelation, Rainbow Dash takes it upon herself to write the BEST FANFICTIONS EVAR. It can't be that hard, right? She's got an idea, a typewriter, a bunch of coffee...and no editor. Easy enough, right?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Daring Do
Let it Go parodys by Sarah-Q reviews
A collection of 'Let it Go' Parodys about various topics.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Complete
The Other Hand by maevestrom reviews
Of icy veins, facts that make theories, escape plans, and the power of touch.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Sing Me A Lullaby by hullosweetpea reviews
They needed a plan. Something to prevent additional harm. Natasha has a plan, but Bruce needed to agree. It didn't take long though for him to be wrapped up in her spider's web once she wove his lullaby.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 5/3/2015 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Beast within the Beauty by LoA2012 reviews
What if the Beast left Belle in the tower...
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,898 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Lumiere, Mrs. Potts - Complete
The Glove Thing by joanhello reviews
Dating Megamind, dealing with her family's issues, Roxanne is the one with the angst this time. Post-movie. This story was originally posted to the megamind movie LiveJournal community in March of 2011. I'm reposting here because redundancy is good, plus the system for accessing old stuff here is much better than LJ's. Doing a little editing while I'm at it.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Megamind, Roxanne R., OC - Complete
Mending Souls: What's in my Heart by atomicpuffin reviews
Final book to my Mending Series. Kibou has a good heart, but when he starts to question who he really is things go downhill. Is he really just the son of Discord, destined to be the next Lord of Chaos as so many believe?He'll have to discover what's truly in his heart and who he is meant to be. Luckily, he'll meet a friend who helps him realize that Chaos is not always a bad thing.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,096 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Discord, Fluttershy, OC - Complete
Hogwarts Beware! by randomgirl40 reviews
England is asked to teach history of magic by Dumbledore. Also that he can bring along his fellow nations. Oh Hogwarts... Beware... Updates when possible. YAY 100 follows !
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,648 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - [America, England/Britain] Draco M.
Hypno's Cave (A Pokepasta Fanfiction) by Deluthex Wolfgang reviews
(Note: Based mostly off of the hacked game) Children are disappearing without a trace. A hunting party is sent out to find the monster responsible, but they aren't prepared for the luring of a certain hypnotic Pokemon's lullaby...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Mending Love:Love is Chaos by atomicpuffin reviews
(Sequel to Mending Hearts:Fluttercord) Discord discovers that love is more chaotic than cotton candy clouds. Determined to prove his worth to the mare he loves, Discord tries to ensure her eternal happiness. His patience is tried many times in their marriage, but in the end his love for her shines through bringing the two closer together. Who ever said love wasn't chaos?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,107 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Discord, Fluttershy - Complete
Mending Hearts:Fluttercord by atomicpuffin reviews
Discord still feels guilty over his betrayal. He vowed to make it up to Fluttershy no matter what it takes in order to save their friendship. However he quickly discovers his heart has different plans. Will he prove himself to this sweet mare or will chaos win?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,026 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Discord, Fluttershy - Complete
Moments in the Dark Castle by WittyWallflower reviews
Drabbles set during Belle's time with the Dark One
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Rumbelle - Enchanted by harrygirl320 reviews
Belle and Rumple dance together in the castle. Skin Deep Fluff
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
My Immortal Bob by Not Any Ordinary Psycho reviews
Ebony dies, replaced by Bob. But Bob has a thing for pedo-philes. She finds love in Severus Snape (literally), and they dominate the entirety of Hogwarts as well as each other. Mpreg. Written for Bob the Flying Monkey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Severus S., OC] Harry P., Draco M.
Know Real Fear by barbex reviews
Jack doesn't need friends. She doesn't need anybody. Especially not some snarky pilot chipping away at her safeguards. Who the fuck needs friends when you can have biotic explosions?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,959 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - [Joker, Jack] - Complete
Cupcakes, A Horror-Romance Story by Crystal Draculura Bloodsucker reviews
After taking the life of Rainbow Dash, it's now time for Pinkemena to take the life of not one, but TWO new victims at once... a playful chaotic draconequus, and a shy yellow pegasus. Rerated as M for detailed gore.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Discord, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie - Complete
I Don't Believe In Fairies by Not Any Ordinary Psycho reviews
Written for Bob the Flying Monkey. Smosh go on an adventure to battle the evils of their couch. Along the way, they meet an interesting couple of girls. Bob, you knew what you were getting into.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Smosh - Complete
Good Night's Sleep by sartiebodyshots reviews
Garak and Odo break into Julian's quarters at night because they know he's upset.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2014 - J. Bashir, E. Garak, Odo - Complete
I Hate Baths by AngelRosemary reviews
Melvin refuses to take a bath, and Ryou can barely stand to be near him. With a little help from Bakura and Marik, will Ryou be able to make his boyfriend come clean? Rated T for language and suggestiveness. Oneshot. Thiefshipping, Deathshipping, a little Psychoshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Yami Marik, R. Bakura] [Yami Bakura, Marik I.] - Complete
Fate Loves the Fearless by Crysania reviews
It's been tradition to foretell the future of those in Maurice's family for as long as he can remember. When the fairies read Belle's future they see great darkness there: she will bear the Dark One a child. At her father's request, the fairies seal her in a tower from which she can never leave. Rumplestilskin knows, however, that there's something he wants in that tower.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,680 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, The Blue Fairy/Mother Superior, Maurice/Mr. French - Complete
Operation Heavy Stone by Rachbal reviews
A fearsome war machine has been awakened from decades of sleep for a secret mission, infiltrate Luna and retrieve a 'package.'
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2013
Return to Slender by Jade Ring reviews
In this sequel to last year's 'Slender,' Mac returns with a posse of like-minded ponies with one goal; the eradication of the being known as the Slender One.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Big Macintosh - Complete
He Brings Out the Worst in Me by BlackWhisper reviews
Boys can make you go crazy, get you into deep trouble, and they can even get you killed. Luckily you are given another chance at life. There is just one big difference you aren't the same person you were before. You've come back with a thirst for vengeance... RxR Rating may change. Short prologue.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Brick, Butch, Buttercup, Him
Dear 'Kura by randomgirl40 reviews
Bakura recieves a letter from someone. abridged, song used in letter is dear darlin' by Olly Murs. one shot for now. THIEFSHIPPING YAOI. The story idea is my sisters. In heinsight this story is for her.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Razorblade Romance by Not Any Ordinary Psycho reviews
One day while the Professor is waiting to be rescued by the Powerpuff Girls, he realizes he and a certain villain have more in common than they'd known. And although he is the happiest he's ever been, Professor Utonium can't help but doubt his forbidden relationship with Him. Slash.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Him, Professor Utonium - Complete
Crossover Shenanigans: The Danger at Luna Base by Drone person reviews
Shepard is dispatched, once again, to the moon to resolve a crisis.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Attempted Murder by SugarPesticide reviews
Racism pushes Fluttershy to the edge.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy - Complete
Not So Subtle Hints by Not Any Ordinary Psycho reviews
Mandy finds herself experiencing things she's never dealt with before. But when she discovers she has feelings for a man who is already taken, she decides to give him a taste of his own medicine...
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Mandy, Grim
The Discord Dating Game by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
Spike finds himself on a game show hosted by Discord where he has to choose between three mysterious bachelorettes, not realizing that this is a ploy to settle a love triangle he has not been aware of. Who will Spike choose? A "sort of" follow up to "Bride of Discord."
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 112 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Applejack, Rarity, Spike, Discord - Complete
Bride of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
What if Discord hadn't been turned to stone by the Mane Six? What if he had escaped? It is three years following their battle with Discord and the Mane Six are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride. AU Cover Art by Nstone53
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Fluttershy, Discord] - Complete
Metaphysical Salvos by Miss Macabre Grey reviews
The prime rule of thieves is to never be caught, yet when Bakura is caught for the first time by the actual law, fate does well for him to get caught by the heart. Perhaps his heart is not snagged by love in the beginning, but hate and desire mix as four intertwined males start their millennia-old romance. Thief/Citron/Deathshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura, Yami Marik, R. Bakura
Inappropriate Times for Musicals: Sam Temple by theangelstookmerlin reviews
Sam Temple can't seem to stop himself from musical outbreaks.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sam T., Astrid E. - Complete
Pony and the Beast by mokonahapuuuuuu reviews
Discord and Fluttershy as Beauty and the Beast. 'Cus this HAD to happen, -wink-!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Discord, Fluttershy
Less than Long Shots by Universitas reviews
Miscellaneous drabbles and microfic concerning Victor Shepard and Jeff Moreau. Part of a Victor Shepard-verse reboot. *M!Shep/Joker*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Shepard, Joker
The Fan Club by pixiedust8831 reviews
The aliens aboard the Normandy find a surprising figure in Earth's history and the adoration begins. masseffectkink prompt
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - U. Wrex, U. Grunt - Complete
I Am Trying to Break Your Heart by Tumbleweed reviews
Rarity's decided to break up with Applejack, but were they even an item in the first place? And, perhaps more importantly, what does Applejack have to say about it? Hijinks, of course, will ensue.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Applejack, Rarity
Slender by Jade Ring reviews
Something evil has found Ponyville. Children are disappearing, each vanishing preceded by a dream of an impossibly skinny stallion. When somepony she loves is taken, a young farmer must venture into the woods to find her. Once insode, she will encounter an incredible force. It is ancient. It is terrifying. It is hungry. Happy Halloween!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Applejack, Granny Smith - Complete
Just Plain and Simple Tailors by DrinkReplenishment reviews
Garak is bored while the crew is away on a mission. A series of new arrivals makes his day more interesting than he could have imagined.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - E. Garak, Rarity - Complete
Our Cup of Blood by Not Any Ordinary Psycho reviews
Claire finds Sylar out in the rain one night and makes him a proposition. But her daddy doesn't like her new interest in this man he calls a murderer. Claire must make the choice between the two men she loves most.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Carry On by Eilam Wordsmith reviews
Grief is a heavy burden. Kaidan Alenko carried his for two years.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kaidan A. - Complete
Klaine with Hats by khartofire reviews
"Kurt's eyes were wide with shock as he stared at the wall in horror. 'BLAINE! There's a DEAD HUMAN in our HOUSE'" Poking fun at Canniblaine! Based on the FilmCow masterpiece "Llamas with Hats." One-shot. T for minor character death and cannibalism.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Friendship With Benefits is Magic by Tumbleweed reviews
A follow up to 'What do You do With a Drunken Unicorn' Princess Celestia gets 'that' letter. Luna provides commentary.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Unpredictable At Last by Moonstar00125 reviews
What would happen if Megamind hadn't called Metro Man on that fateful day? What if, instead, he had given in to temptation and kissed Roxanne Ritchi, our ever-intrepid reporter? Seek and ye shall find, child, seek and ye shall find...
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
I can't take you ANYWHERE! by Anamique4 reviews
Ryou and Mariku go grocery shopping as a couple. Psychotics abound. Deathshipping one-shot. T for SUGGGESTIVENESS and language. Pure, unadultered crack. Also fluff. Cracky fluff. Fluffy crack. Cruff. Flack. ... IGNORE ME! XD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
The Confession by Kay Auss reviews
A Yu Gi Oh The Abridged Series fanfiction; makes more sense if you've seen some episodes with Marik and Bakura and seen the Come Sail Away Video. Marik makes a startling confession - and Bakura gives an equally shocking reply.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
What do you do with a drunken unicorn? by Tumbleweed reviews
A Friendship is Magic fic! The girls get together to have a few drinks. Silliness ensues.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/30/2011
And Less Than Kind by Queen reviews
She was a little more than kin and less than kind. And his life belongs to her.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Savage Opress, Asajji Ventress - Complete
What Men Call Love by lordhellebore reviews
After the war, Severus has tried all kinds of healers, but no one could help. Why would Luna Lovegood be any different? He finds that she is, though, and that there is more healing than he'd anticipated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2010 - [Luna L., Severus S.] - Complete
I Knew You Wanted Me Inside You by ChaosRocket reviews
Marik and Bakura have a conversation inside Bakura's soul room before their duel with Yami Marik. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2010 - [Yami Bakura, Marik I.] - Complete
Popcorn Conquers All by Deadly Poppy reviews
Okay, I got bored and wrote a popcorn-based one-shot about random characters that I DIDN'T CHOSE. So, maybe you'll think it's funny. I sure had fun writing it! If you liked it, REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Love Potion Number 13 by Penskii reviews
It was once said that 'All the girls love Severus Snape! They’re just too stupid to realise it' - Ginny Weasley should never try to use a love potion to outprank her brothers, but she really needed the job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
100 Ways by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
100 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Making Stupid Mistakes So Harry Can Finally Kill Him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Just Greg by insaneprincess reviews
Gregory Goyle/ Luna Lovegood. Goyle is sick of dealing with Malfoy. Luna's there to listen, and tell him to stand of for himself. And he's finally happy that he can be himself - not Goyle, but Greg. Just Greg.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Gregory G., Luna L. - Complete
10 reasons Why I hate Draco Malfoy by passionate4pens reviews
just a small list of reasons why hermione hates draco. please review, they make my day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 reasons I love Luna Lovegood by Draco Malfoy by little miss dracula reviews
This is kinda a sequel to TiredRaven's 101 reasons I hate Draco Malfoy, so it will probably make more sense if you read that first. Basically Draco finds a list written by Luna about how she hates him, and writes a list of his own
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
He's Not Cedric by Solemn Euphoria reviews
Well, he's not Cedric...but. Chodemort. Dedicated to TiredRaven.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Cho C., Voldemort - Complete
Truth and Lies by Kylara Kitsune reviews
It all started with a Quidditch match. Then a prank. Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy wind up in detention together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Letters to the Front Line by Kylara Kitsune reviews
A letter from one character to his girlfriend, who is fighting in the war against Voldemort. Sequel to Truth and Lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
How Do I Loathe Thee? by dragonfirechick reviews
Draco decides to make a list of all the things he hates about Harry, but it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned... DMHP, rated T for slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Freak Romance Accident by Zyalea reviews
When Nergal kidnaps Mandy due to a declined invite for a 'family visit', it's up to Billy and Grim to rescue her. But when Grim finds himself in the same position as Mandy, they can only hope that Billy will find them NOT FINISHED
Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,274 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 8/30/2004
Deep Space NineYearOlds by Farfalla reviews
The DS9 characters interact as youngsters in an after-school program. Why is everyone picking on Nerys?
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Kira N., Odo
Only Stronger by Chainlinks reviews
Draco teaches Dudley a few things about emotions when they encounter each other on the Dursley's drive. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
The Dark Lord that Stole Christmas by michelle-31a reviews
Luna Lovegood encounters a certain Dark Lord one night, who is intent on stealing Christmas from the Hogwarts students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Voldemort, Luna L.
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Mother Fearest reviews
As the anniversary of his wife's "disappearance" looms overhead, Gabriel Agreste's desperation hits new heights. Unfortunately, today's Akuma victim is none other than Emilie Agreste! Spoilers through season 2 and up to halfway season 3. Sympathetic Hawkmoth (the way he should be).
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 7/18/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Emilie A.
How I Received Your Grandmother reviews
Ted Mosby tells his children in atypical fashion how his first encounter with his future mother-in-law went.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Ted M.
Shepard, but with ADHD reviews
A series of drabbles following Commander Shepard and her daily life as a person with ADHD. Set in ME2, might do a second half with ME3 scenes if asked. Mostly fluff and silliness.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/15/2017 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Dr. Chakwas
Utonium the Victim reviews
After being brutally assaulted and beaten within an inch of his life, Professor Utonium is rescued and nursed back to health. The catch: he doesn't know who his savior is.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 7/5/2017 - Professor Utonium
Obsessive Misbehavior
Sequel to "Excessive Misbehavior." Bobbi, the psychotic wife of Voldemort, is back, and she's called in backup. But the new girls aren't making life easier on the men, or Bobbi for that matter. And with Bobbi playing match-maker for the Death Eaters, will Snape finally get the girl of his dreams? Post-sixth book slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,855 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2017 - [Voldemort, OC] [Severus S., Lily Evans P.]
A Foreign Body reviews
This is a "My Immortal" mpreg spoof. When Draco finds out that he is pregnant, he starts to rethink his life. Harry is there for him, of course, while his so-called girlfriend Ebony continues to be a violent sociopath. But the guys soon discover, as male-pregnancy runs rampant through the halls of Hogwarts, that something more sinister is at play. Mpreg (duh).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] OC
Discord's Daddy Debacle reviews
Discord thought he had escaped his tragic past. Having settled into the role of good-guy protector and husband, life seemed to be good. Until his father, a certain llama with a hat, finds him and begins to wreak havoc on his new home. Now it's up to Discord to save the day and put a stop to Carl once and for all.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2017 - [Discord, Fluttershy]
The Pros of Cons reviews
The summer of their 15th year, Billy is sent to military school, leaving Mandy alone in Endsville without her 2 'bestfriends'. Junior steps up to take their place, and Mandy's heart.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 8/31/2008 - [Mandy, Nergal Jr.] Nergal
Seldom Asked Questions reviews
A lesson in Borg anatomy and physiology. One-shot.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2017 - K. Janeway, R. Barclay, OC - Complete
Shattered Island reviews
Seeking asylum from their tormentors, the residents of Ponyville have the Mane Six committed to a hospital for the criminally insane.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Princess Celestia, Sunset Shimmer
My Soul To Reap reviews
"I like my men a little on the tragic side," she said. So Grim gets the brilliant idea to set Mandy up with Voldemort: "Neither of you have noses! You're perfect for each other." But what horror has Grim released upon the world? And more importantly, upon himself? UPDATE 9/2015: You responded. I'm continuing.
Crossover - Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Mandy, Grim
Your Cruise Ship Plays Card Games In Hell reviews
Thiefshipping and Deathshipping. Our four antagonists find themselves on a cruise ship headed for victory. Along the way, the boys become preoccupied with something better than card games. Guest appearence by Harpoonshipping. Note: There will be blood. I mean, there will be LittleKuriboh references. Please skip first 2 chapters, unless you like breaking of 4th wall.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,244 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] [R. Bakura, Yami Marik]
To Hell and Back reviews
Bubbles, Buttercup, and Blossom try to cope with the death of the Professor while Him attempts redemption in unconventional ways. Set in the future, girls aged to 18. Romance not the main focus - healing is.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Buttercup, Ace] Him, Professor Utonium
Stalemated reviews
Bakura spent his whole life pushing people away. Until I came along. But I quickly discover there's a reason he never let anyone in, for even a love as relentless as ours cannot shake the callous hand of death. Intimacy, though fulfilling, holds no say against the withering of the body. And as we deteriorate, I find myself wondering to what lengths I will go to keep him. Marik POV.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,614 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] R. Bakura - Complete
Bakura And the Three Egyptians reviews
Marik had lived in the tomb all of his life. That is, until one day while his father was away, a mysterious visitor snuck inside. A visitor named Bakura. A visitor with one mission: to get Marik out of Egypt. Definite future thiefshipping and probable xenoshipping. CANCELLED.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] [Isis/Aishisu, Rishid/Odion] - Complete
A Game of Chicken reviews
Based off LittleKuriboh's abridged series. Inspired by Marik Plays Bloodlines. Marik and Bakura share an apartment and generally have nothing better to do than hang out and make fun of people. One day, they learn of an American game which could threaten their friendship while simultaneously strengthening their "bond". ENDED.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,600 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] - Complete
Foolishness reviews
What happens when the love of your life forgets he loves you? For Squidward, life begins to spiral the moment SpongeBob opens his eyes without his memory of the last few years. Desperate, Squidward turns to the deepest pit of the ocean in search of a cure, leaving his impressionable fiance in the hands of an adultress bent on tearing them apart.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,090 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/31/2012 - [Squidward, SpongeBob] - Complete
Total Drama Apocalypse reviews
Several years after the events of Total Drama World Tour, the original cast is called together for a reunion. Little do they know they were rounded up to prevent them from dying in the apocalypse that has ravaged their planet, leaving the gang to fend for themselves in a harsh and unfamiliar world. Can they keep each other alive? Or will past rivalries tear the gang apart?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,845 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013
Not So Subtle Hints part 5
The continuation of Not Any Ordinary Psycho's epic "Not So Subtle Hints". Mandy and Kaiba team up to defeat the evil authoress who is trying to destroy their worlds and everything anyone holds dear. Read the original story first, then this one.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba, The Grim Reaper, Mandy - Complete
Bakura Writes a Song reviews
A song parody/fanfiction thingy in which Bakura remixes "What Makes You Beautiful" to tell Marik his true feelings. Based off LittleKuriboh's portrayal of Bakura and Marik. Updated: Now there are many songs! Further Update: Now there is Thiefshipping and Deathshipping!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,860 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Yami Bakura, Marik I.] - Complete
YGO Theme Songs reviews
I'm writing theme songs for all of the YGO characters using song parodies suggested by the viewing audience. View this and suggest something. May contain mild sensual language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
Taming Insanity
With her husband out of the way, Bobbi can finally be with her real true love, Severus Snape. But as they begin to undo Voldemort's mess, they are obstructed by the trap he set for them. Alternate ending to "Excessive Misbehavior".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,766 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - [Severus S., OC] Voldemort - Complete
Excessive Misbehavior reviews
The Lair, headquarters and home of the Death Eaters, just got a new member. She is the only single lady, and she is stirring up all kinds of trouble for ALL the boys. PreSeventhBook. SPOILERS! Rated T for suggestive content, but no descriptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,881 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - [Voldemort, OC] Severus S., Gregory G. - Complete
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