Some Steven Wright Quotes:
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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