Professor Frogenshtein
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Joined 09-30-07, id: 1387920, Profile Updated: 05-21-17
Author has written 5 stories for Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers, Cartoon X-overs, and Mario.

That one guy who can write decently on occasion nowadays, but never drums up the motivation to.


Supported ships:

Pokeshipping- it's just too obvious. no, seriously.

Contestshipping- makes sense to me, but I don't really read fanfics about it.

Lagomorphshipping- I really wish Dawn's Buneary would evolve. Pikachu would SO probably hit that, most likely.

Engineer/FemPyro (team fortress 2)- SPYCHECK!

Quote/Curly brace (cave story)- the last robots on the island.

WarioMona (warioware)- I think Mona is probably 20 years old or something. Cheerleader? She's a PROFESSIONAL cheerleader.

SpongebobSandy- I don't think that the marriage in Truth Or Square was just a play.

CountCountess (sesame street)- I seriously had no idea there was a countess.

NaruHina (Naruto)- besides being the one that ended up canon, I think it's the best fit.

Shippings I don't support: feel free to PM me for a debate

Advanceshipping- it just doesn't make sense to me, and has since fostered an irrational hatred for may inside my soul.

Amourshipping- Serena's character seems too shallow for me. She wants to date Ash, she wants to be kalos queen, yadda yadda, but what do we know about HER? Does she have likes and dislikes? What's her favorite color?

Pikashipping- unless you're in an alternate dimension, it just won't happen.

And a whole mess of other things, really, but I don't want to type them all out.

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When a Dream is Done by Erebos Brando reviews
Where do we go when we reach the top of the world? To who do we turn when all there are, are those we have forsaken? Who do we fight when there's no-one left to defeat? What do we do when our dreams are done? When this is his life, what can Ash do?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 200,107 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Like No One Ever Was by FinalArc reviews
Nature brought the tornado, Team Rocket got them stuck in it, Age caused the building's collapse, and Bad Luck did the rest. But none of them are to blame for electrocuting Ash to the point of brain damage. That's all on Pikachu.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,945 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
His Name was Billy Mischief by mairzydotes reviews
An AU origins fic for Bill. In the year 1928, a unique young man named William M. Cipher arrives in Gravity Falls. After a year, neither he nor the sleepy little Oregon town would ever be the same again. The following is an account of Billy's time spent living there, in his own words. Rated T for language, graphic violence, suggestive scenes and adult situations.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 179,575 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Bill - Complete
The Ash Connection by I am Lu reviews
A string of violent attacks at the hands of a mysterious Pokémon has caught Lance and the G-Men off-guard. Little about the motive is clear, other than Ash Ketchum is somehow a factor. His friends and rivals now must confront an important question: Is he really the fabled Chosen One? Set during BW. Multiple pairings, including Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, and Ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 340,694 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] [Gary O./Shigeru, Leaf] - Complete
Observations by Erebos Brando reviews
Togepi pays close attention to people, but not everything is as simple as it seems.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Togepi - Complete
Dead men and Homsar tell no tales by Pazoink reviews
Strong Sad confesses on Homsar's miraculous comeback and odd speech.Mostly written at night, so it might seem a bit... meh... in places.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Some Angels Fall by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
Ash joins Team Rocket? But why? And where's Pikachu? Jessie, James, and Meowth take it upon themselves to find out. Set in the future; friendly with the game world, especially gold and silver.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2002 - Complete
The new rocket member by Firehedgehog reviews
Ash's friends betray him and team rocket finds him after.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,823 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/30/2001 - Published: 1/16/2001 - Complete
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The ghost prince reviews
my first mario story. angst-ish, I guess. i tried to put in a bit of humor. contains my OC, Boontems. the first guy to get the joke in his name gets a request. maybe. mario luigi mansion sunshine king boo
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - King Boo
melee transition the brawl reviews
see first chapter for description; please R&R
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
The Power of Lightning reviews
Ash and the gang meet a new friend and find a strange rock.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
cartoon network: the flatzone agents reviews
based off of ssbb sse brawl the subspace emissary do not own cartoonnetwork or smash bros. character chart found at link: link will be uploaded later.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
ash morphing 1 reviews
A really old (as of 2016) fanfic I wrote back in my youth. It's pretty bad, but I'm not taking it down; this will be a reminder that I was an amateur once.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
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