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Author has written 39 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Disney, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, Code Geass, Fruits Basket, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.
CRIKEY! It's a live Wondering What Breakfast Is, after a month or two of playing dead! Fascinating! It's a rare sight to see this endangered species of writer out. The Juliae Maileius Pontus can be quite reclusive, but in packs it is outgoing, energetic, and usually the alpha female. My my, I've never seen this... I THINK IT SPOTTED ME. THE WONDERING WHAT BREAKFAST IS TENDS TO BE EXTREMELY OBSERVANT. OH NOES. Just hold still... No, I'm safe. Not like this species is skittish at all. The creature has found something of interest! What is it doing... It's... It's drawing. EXTRAORDINARY. What dexterity! It's known to do this, though, as well as sing, dance, write (obviously), act, stuff bags to their breaking point, procrastinate, listen to music, delve into anime, and Roleplay, among other things. What is this? OH IT'S FAMILY OF THE WONDERING WHAT BREAKFAST IS. This highly social creature has brought it's family to see it's latest creation. ...They don't like it. Pity. It seems to be a potrait of a male. Perhaps her mate? No, it's just one of Kyouya Ootori from Ouran High School Host Club. Lately, she's been devoting a bit of her time to that... The Wondering What Breakfast Is has some strange markings, aside from the typical blue/grey/green/every-colour-under-the-sun eyes, and auburn hair. A rather large creature in comparison to the others she associates with, as well. It looks older, perhaps not. ASTOUNDING! I've never seen the Wondering What Breakfast Is exhibit such intelligence! It's positively genius! It must be applying it only when nee... Well, that was dumb. The Wondering What Breakfast Is does have genius level intelligence, but seems to lack heavily in the common sense department. Splendid! Now it's moving to... where I'm standing. SHIZBISCUITS, IT HAS SPOTTED ME. And it's waving, smirking, and communicating with me. Incredible! It's been known to be cordial to strangers... But now it looks quite dangerous. Erm... Eh... Uhm...
ONWARD! TO THE JEEP!
Not only can I make fun of myself, I can do it in a positively creative way. Steve Irwin, you have inspired me to up the level of stupidity daily. THANK YOU.
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