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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, and Loveless.

Ahem -- apparently, my Lady Gaga x Hetalia fic violates the rules on FFNet (I really should have read those guidelines before today...), and because I'm paranoid, I had this vision of her suing me and my fic being published for ridicule in all the newspapers, and the hackers finding who I am through my email, and badness O_O Soo yeah, taking it off now. I'll probably thank myself in a few years.

Zchocolatebunniesrulezworld... is writing a lot, but doesn't really feel confident enough to post any of it yet. She doesn't expect to update her older fics (being altogether too ashamed, XD) so, if it's possible/allowed, she'd like to put them up for adoption to any psycho who wants to take over _

A shoutout to IceSnowAndGlamour (read her awesomeness right now kthankzbai)/Ramen Noodle (an alias :D she doesn't have an FF account), for being the best people in the history of the universe to watch slasherific youtube videos with at three in the morning and be inspired to search for SoichiroxWatari during birthdays...

One more shoutout to my darling lover-in-an-alternate-universe, The Impossible Slashtronaut (formerly VivaLaTARDIS11). This wonderful woman writes the most fantastical (...yus that is a word =.=) combination of crack and fluff, and I strongly encourage y'all to read her stuff :) My dear TIS, I'm terribly sorry for not keeping you listed on my spammy profile. I don't know what happened, but you are returned!

Wisdom...

"So...you're saying maybe right now I'm eating Hitler?"
--Part of a very "intellectual" conversation taken part by yours truly and a (quoth Ryuk) INTERESTING human.

"We are all like gum to a centipede."
--Same conversation, different INTERESTING human, XD

(bolded text: Martin; italicized text: Douglas; underlined text: Arthur)
" 'Thank you for all of your help.'
'You're welcome.'
'Yeah, you're welcome.'
'He didn't mean you.'
'What, I helped!'
'You lost the address and locked the keys in the van; in what way precisely did you help?'
'Well, you wouldn't be able to push the piano without me.'
'We wouldn't have to push the piano without you!'
'Oh...well, I was the one who thought of putting the otter in the fridge!'
'True. In that respect, you were invaluable.' "
--Cabin Pressure, the most hilarious and at times surprisingly touching radio show to grace my ears. Honestly, it's had me convulsed in laughter, hiccuping giggles like a psychotic hyena, in all sorts of public places. Youtube it, or listen on the BBC

"Jacob Black is the love child of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin.
And I'm Team EdwardXJacob... 'cause if I have to put up with the series, I might as well shove Bella off a cliff and read about freaky man sex. -shrugs-"
and... "Life's a bitch--and one of her puppies happens to be the holidays."
--One loverly ChocolateCrackhead, whom you should go check out right now. Stop reading my profile, you silly midget.

"Hello, I'm the Doctor. Basically...run."
and... " 'What's a horse doing on a spaceship?'
'Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!' "
--Doctor Who is an absolutely fantastic show. *huggles every character to bits, hijacks the TARDIS, and makes banana muffins*

" 'That's rich. I'm just so tickled at the idea of being used. Are we friends now?'
'You could say so. But... say, wait a minute, I thought that the bounds of our relationship knew no labels. Or so the hand that groped my ass says.'
'It was an accident, the cot was small, so sue me if my appendages developed a libido of their own and finally wanted to get some.'
--The sting of the sea, by toastyoats. *wavers between LOLing and crying*

" 'I have a question--'
'--and I have an answer. Tortoises.' "
--A dialogue between a student in my class and my Latin teacher. If I didn't despise Latin with my heart and soul, I'd love that class...sigh...

"At times like these, I like to quote possibly the most famous person in history: Justin Timberlake. 'Cry me a riiiiverrr!' "
--I love mah history teacher :D

"...So this is Tsubasa: 'I have your mother!' - 'You are my mother.' - 'I'm a man.' - 'So?' "
--I tried to explain the series to my brother, and this is what he came up with. Surprisingly accurate, actually.

"LEAVE THE PORN ALONE! *insert Chris-Crocker-crocodile-crying* IT'S A HUMAN! (wait...O_o)"
--Umm, apparently I typed this, XD. I reread my review-history 'cos I have no life, and saw that...

"It's getting easier to talk with Demyx as if he's a friend. Demyx is kind of like Axel, except without the abrasiveness, the sarcasm, and the feeling that if things went hairy there's a chance he'd stab you in the back and leave you to die.
"And the mean-spirited personality. And the antagonistic relationship with just about everyone else in the Organization. And the tendency to mock anything anyone ever says. And the hair.
"All right, Demyx technically isn't at all like Axel. The only thing the two really have in common is a sense of humor that doesn't—or doesn't always, in Axel's case—involve killing things."
--Not That I Care, by Flying Dhole. This. Fic. Is. Amazing. -dies from sheer amount of Awesomesauce-

"I may be Love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
--Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Awww, poor Watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost-got-shagged, cup of tea?"
--More Spike and his amazingness.

" 'What are you doing here - five words or less?'
'Out, for, a, walk...bitch.' "
--Spuffy _

"You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy."
--Just a slight case of Spike fangirlism going on...

" 'Do guns make you wanna have sex?'
'I'm 17, linoleum makes me wanna have sex.' "
--Cordelia/Xander from BtVS

" 'So I said to myself self, I said, it's time to shake and shimmy it off!' "
--Willow from, you guessed it, BtVS. :D

Actually, while you're here, let me quote the entire BtVS series for you. GO WATCH IT. NOW.

"I'm not a homophobe, and if Matt was gay, he'd still be my best friend. But, okay, let me just get this out there. I'm straight. Straight as an arrow. Straight as a board. Maybe a slightly warped board, because I... sometimes... find myself wanting to fuck the redhead senseless. Sometimes. Not all the time. Not every day. But my point stands: I'm completely straight. Women. Curves. Hair. Flowers. Makeup. Excellent stuff."
--Dlvvanzor's Legally Renting Movies. Epic Win, that woman, I tell you. Epic. Win. X3

"One amusing and completely unrelated fact… the "Bond of Flame" Keyblade is called "Flammenfesseln" in German… which roughly translates to "flame bondage". Gee, Square, trying to tell us something? ((snickers immaturely))"
--aphelion orion's Gift, well, an A/N for the fic (which is, by the way, absolutely fantastic, but has nothing to do with flame bondage, sadly...XD)

"Yes, my sperm...which I have in my vagina...that jingles and jangles and jingles..."
--Ah, to be deaf and spazzing at the same time...I love my anonymous amiga, XD

" "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT." Roxas spat the tea across the room.
"… what was that for?" Namiba said, slightly irritated that her good carpet was now soaked with tea and saliva.
"Uh, I just…" Roxas wiped his mouth. "What is it with people and talking about me and Axel and true love and stuff like that?"
"Well, what would you call it?" Namiba pointed out.
"Uh, I dunno, maybe like… friendship, or something?" Roxas said.
"Ah, yes. Friendship," Namiba said cheerfully. "Friendship. Like, Ash and Pikachu, friendship?"
"Yeah, yeah, exactly!" Roxas said, pointing at Namiba. "Like, Pooh and Piglet!"
"Like Buzz and Woody?"
"And Shrek and Donkey."
"Yugi and Jonouchi!"
"Lupin III and Jigen."
"Harry and Ron! Bill and Ted!"
"Sonic and Tails, Sam and Frodo…"
"Mustang and Hughes, Stan and Kyle!"
"JD and Turk, Starsky and Hutch…"
"Luffy and Zolo?"
"Gon and Killua."
"Taichi and Yamato, Satoshi and Daisuke—"
"—Reno and Rude—"
"Goten and Trunks, House and Wilson…"
"Sven and Train…"
"Mori and Honey!"
"Mello and Matt…"
"Utena and Anthy! Shinji and Kaworu!"
"Heero and Duo, Kirk and Spock…"
"Simon and Kamina! Lelouch and Suzaku!"
"Louis and Lestat…"
"Tony and Maria!"
"Touya and Yukito, Fai and Kurogane…"
"Howl and Sophie!"
"Ciel and Sebastian…"
"Alexander and Hephaistion!"
"Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy…?"
"Romeo and Juliet!"
"Naruto and Sasuke!"
"Whoa now, let's not lie to ourselves," Namiba said, holding up her hands.
"Sorry."
"But, yes, I think I get your point," Namiba said. "You and Axel are… friends."
"Right," Roxas said, although he wasn't sure that Namiba, or anybody else, had gotten his point at all. But he had no time to accidentally dig deeper into the pit he was making for himself..."
--RyukoVulpix's Spirited 358 Days, which is epically lawl-worthy and sweet...if you like the movie Spirited Away, and you ship Akuroku, go. -said in dramatic sacrificial tone- leave me; go on; I'm nothing compared to her! You have to go! Click on the little 'Search' bar and type in RyukoVulpix! :3

"As a kid, I imagined lots of different scenarios for my life. I would be an astronaut. Maybe a cartoonist. A famous explorer or rock star. Never once did I see myself standing under the window of a house belonging to some druggie named Carbine, waiting for his yard gnome to steal his stash so I could get a cab back to a cheap motel where my friend, a neurotic, death-obsessed dwarf, was waiting for me so we could get on the road to an undefined place and a mysterious Dr. X, who would cure me of mad cow disease and stop a band of dark energy from destroying the universe."
and... "We've left the moment. It's gone. We're somewhere else now, and that's okay. We've still got that other moment with us somewhere, deep in our memory, seeping into our DNA. And when our cells get scattered, whenever that happens, this moment will still exist in them. Those cells might be the building block of something new. A planet or star or a sunflower, a baby. Maybe even a cockroach. Who knows? Whatever it is, it'll be a part of us, this thing right here and now, and we'll be a part of it. And if it's a cockroach? Well, that will be the happiest fucking cockroach on the planet. I can tell you that."
--Going Bovine, by Libba Bray. I tell you peepz, that is one of the most hilarious, thought-inducing, other-adjectives-that-I-am-too-lazy-to-type-out-yet-I-am-willing-to-put-in-this-long-dashed-adjective-about-how-I-am-too-lazy-to-type-them-ish, bittersweet-head-reeling-ending-like book I have read in a long time. Nothing like A Great and Terrible Beauty whatsoever. Much, much better. Go read it in a public area and freak out your surrounding humanoids by laughing like a maniac :D

"Do you really want to rid the world of crime Raito?" Anger asked. Raito nodded hesitantly, doing his best to hold his tongue.
"Tough luck, kid. It's not going to happen," Anger said, going to kick his punching bag again.
"What do you mean? Of course with that nega-"
"And you complain when I accuse you of being Kira?" Raito snapped his mouth shut. "There is evil in everyone Raito. That's what you, Kira, and millions of people wish to ignore. Killing off convicted felons wouldn't do a thing. There's evil in me, you, your father and even Matsuda. Its a part of humanity. Evil isn't a disease. It can't be cured or eliminated."
Raito didn't have an answer to that. He wanted, oh how he wanted to tell him, no, there is no evil in me. But as that little (not so) faint voice continued to rabidly rant in his head, he knew he couldn't. He couldn't say it. Even though he wanted to.
"Do you really want to save the world? Stop cutting off the top and go to the root of the problem. Go to why people commit crime. Give people education. Give people opportunity. Give people hope. They don't need a maniac trying to scare them straight, to try to scare them into 'good', to trying to take over the world. Humanity doesn't respond well to dictatorship Raito, they never did. You can see that throughout history how these sort of things end."
--Viciada desde 2005's The Twelve Sides of L. Oh my god, I am in love with this woman. Just...read her work. You'll fall in love too, trust me. Best DN fic I've ever had the privilege to read? Completely, my marshmallows.

"I ship Justin Bieber x train...and Justin Bieber x grenade...and Justin Bieber x fire..."
and... "Oh, so Mello is Snape." / "and Mello shall play Mrs. Potts!" / "Alan Rickman is Kira! He killed Michael Jackson!"
"...the Philosopher's Condom."
"Lady Gaga is a Weeping Angel, and we are all her little monsters for a reason."
"READ CHAPTER TWO AND WATCH TEH BLOODY VIDEOS. OR MY DALEK TOASTER WILL EXTERMINATE YOU."
"Okay...'delete browsing history'." - "Did you just say your boyfriend is a tree?"
--My fantastic lover, The Impossible Slashtronaut, on this site. Whenever we're together, the plotbunnies in our heads mate as they do scary things to our brains and produce freakish, plotaliens

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 252 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/23/2009
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 370,700 - Reviews: 7300 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,222 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Mello's Guide to Girls by SatreProxy reviews
Matt needs some serious help with his love life. What better way then to ask Mello for advice? Ch. 5. Punishment: In which Matt completely fails. onesided MattxMello for now slight AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Mello, Matt
Inviting Trouble by Severe Cabbage reviews
UPDATED AT LAST At twenty-one, Near is a detective working out of a glorified closet in a decrepit London apartment. His dull existence is interrupted quite rudely by an old rival, a new case, and a thoroughly unwelcome romance. Near/Mello, L/Light, AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,828 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Light Y., L, Near, Mello
Not Your Average Royal Treatment by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
En route to the Planet of Diamond Beaches, the Doctor and River accidentally crash the Diamond Jubilee. But something seems a bit off about it all – especially when Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is packing semi-automatic weaponry... Eleven/River. Written in celebration of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. T for behavior unacceptable from of any member of the Royal Family. COMPLETE.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Come After You by ProfessorSpork reviews
'And the failures you see don't seem failures to me here at all.' Quinn comforts Rachel after her NYADA audition. Spoilers through "Choke." Faberry friendship, with more-than-subtle hints towards more. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Sex Ed by xElementFivex reviews
The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mello, Matt
Redivivus by cathedral carver reviews
There are so many different ways to die. Written for the 2011 Holmestice December Fest.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Crappiest Place on Earth by Lassiturtle reviews
Shawn and Gus are trapped at Disneyland after the park has closed, forced to endure the twisted games of a mysterious assailant until morning. Lurking in the dark, he could be anyone. Time becomes crucial. Hurt/Protective!Shawn Protective!Gus
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,022 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus
Valiant Hearts II by Kuugen the Fox reviews
The Keyblade has chosen Kairi as its master. After sealing Kingdom Hearts her journey continues. Along the way she meets Olette and Naminè, two unique girls destined to share her fate. A tale about the struggle against destiny. Shoujo-ai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 308,033 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Kairi, Naminé, Olette
Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor reviews
When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hostage Taking 101 by Syncop8ed Rhythm reviews
The man holding Shawn and Gus hostage had never done something like this before. So Shawn decided to give him a few pointers. You know, just in case the guy ever decided to hold someone else hostage.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Tramps Like Us, Were Born To Run by Voice of the Shadow Realm reviews
Mello is a hard nut to crack. Keeping people at a distance. He's cold, calculating and temperamental, but why? What caused him to develop such characteristics? Back story to Mihael Keehl
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,865 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Mello, Matt
Nymphadora Tonks Goes To Hell by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Featuring emo rock star Andrew Jackson, an impregnated dictator, a singing barber, Maximilian Robespierre as the Sassy Gay Friend, spontaneous musical numbers, the North Korean Quidditch team, the saga of Anti-Christ Bob, and general insanity. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - N. Tonks - Complete
Will & Kate, Plus Eleven?: A Royal Wedding Oneshot by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
An unexpected guest accidentally crashes the Royal Wedding. Conduct unbecoming of any member of the House of Windsor ensues. Royal Wedding one-shot crack. Kate Middleton/Prince William.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Wonderland by amberpire reviews
- the desire twisted in his own chest, in the cavity he had already torn open and sewed shut, the incredible urge to peel back her shell and see the pearls inside. ;Stein/Maka;
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
Letting Life Go On by Kkarrie reviews
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life; It Goes On." - Robert Frost. After a tragic accident the gang is left to sort out the pieces and move on. Lassiter is finding it is harder then he thought it would be. Warning: Char Death
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Carlton L. - Complete
Inked In Blood by karierte reviews
AU: "You have a girlfriend. You live next door." I squeak. "Yeah, I know." He says dryly, a forkful of tirimasu to his lips. "So why are you molesting my foot?" Mello/Matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Mello, Matt
What Is The Meaning Of Life? by My Box Of Crayons reviews
Axel decides to answer some of the world's most Frequently Asked Questions. Rated mostly for language and a bit of heartless bashing.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Pandora's Box by karierte reviews
Try and catch me if you can; I'll conquer the world with a kiss from my gun. Mello drabbles.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Mello
A Little Like Hope by BecauseHeroesNeverDie reviews
Alfons wanted to reach his next birthday, but he knew that he wouldn't last the year. He'd be gone before the first snowflakes swirled down onto the cobbled streets of Munich and there was not a single thing that he could do to stop it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - A. Heidrich - Complete
Sex, Drugs, and Dream Lords by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
During a visit to Woodstock, Amy and Rory meet well-hung sado-masochist Jack Harkness, and have another encounter with that pesky Dream Lord. Where is the Doctor? Contains forced sex, drugs, and S&M. Crack. Lime/Citrus. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jack H.
Commitment by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Alone on a Saturday night, Watson thinks about the past as he looks toward the future. Short John character study. Turns into Johnlock fluffslash by the end.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Real Lieutenant by Aurora-Borealis Coyote reviews
Riza gives the world a piece of her mind through song. Parody of "The Real Slim Shady." CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Riza H. - Complete
The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
Collaboration by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
The title is in lieu of anything better. Lestrade asks Sherlock to investigate some interesting murders. No real pairings except maybe some Janto flirting and tension between Owen and Gwen. PLEASE Read and Review. Summary inside.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Jack H., Sherlock H.
Dolphins are just Gay Sharks by SomeoneElse16 reviews
And other things Brittany knows aren't true.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Brittany P. - Complete
What if? by Infamousplot reviews
Xion and Roxas have fled Organization XIII, and are now fighting for their very existences. Axel, alone, looks back on their friendship and wonders if there was anything he could have done to save it... Axel-centric AkuRokuShi, angst-fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Axel - Complete
L and Light Debate by Darkfire359 reviews
What is the point of having an equal if you can't get into some good philosophical discussions? Too bad L is still focused on proving Light is Kira. And what exactly are the parameters regarding whom Kira kills?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Tampered-With Toilet by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Sherlock faces the greatest challenge he's ever known – finding out who's responsible for leaving the toilet seat up. Johnlock slash one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eye of the Storm by Aurora-Borealis Coyote reviews
Greed thinks it will all be regular and calm and usual that day, but he forgets that his life is quite the opposite. Greed x Martel?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Greed, Martel - Complete
Strong Points by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Blair mewed in delight as she held out the article of clothing. "Nya! Pum-Pumpkin panties! Maka, why didn't you tell me before?"
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Maka A., Blair - Complete
Meet Your Maker by Aurora-Borealis Coyote reviews
Seven sinners, seven sins. Each homunculus encounters a human who lives by their sin...but who are sinners, who are the sinful ones, and who had no other choice in being what they are? This is only the beginning of what they must ask themselves.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,240 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
This Is Sparta! by BoxOfScraps reviews
Sparta's Pizza Palace, that is. How may we serve you?
300 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010
Clubs by DainoChild reviews
Envy's been dragged out to a club, and what happens there with Edward Elric only encourages his hatred of them. EnEd, cracktastic AU!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
The Organization Lunch Room by Boyfrom0z reviews
Roxas gets a tour of the lunch room Mean Girls style. Crack fic. Not sure it counts as cross-over, but whatever.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Mean Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Bears and Soul Baring by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
Lassiter always knew when Shawn was going to say something especially inane or stupid. He's just never quite sure where the conversation is going to lead. Established Shawn/Lassiter.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
Memories in Mason Jars by ProfessorSpork reviews
An evening with Tony brings up old memories- and older hurts- that the Doctor would rather stay buried. Spoilers through Journey's End. Rose/Ten II, mentions of Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
A Complete 180 by Uzumaki-sama reviews
Sora's childhood sweetheart suddenly moves back to the island, and 'she' isn't quite what he remembers...in more ways than one. During a crazy summer of odd friendships and high fashion, Sora struggles to find his identity in a conformist world. RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 206,857 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Riku, Sora
Sweetie by DainoChild reviews
The Doctor discovers who River Song really is. Semi-crack, just for fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Nobody Gets Left Behind by ProfessorSpork reviews
Even something so simple as watching a movie can have life-altering consequences, when your life is as strange and wonderful as Rose Tyler's. A study, of sorts, on Lilo & Stitch. Rose/Ten
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
You Have The Right To Remain Silent by Ms.Teragram reviews
Eighteen year old Shawn is arrested and passed off to a rookie Officer Lassiter for booking.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Waiting by Dlvvanzor reviews
He grinned. "Love you more." "Yeah," I agreed, laughing. "Probably." BartxNat oneshot, Bartimaeus POV.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Clothes Make The Man by Song Of Eternity reviews
L reveals he is self-conscious about his looks, and Light tries to show him with a little help from his blow dryer how goodlooking he can really be. Two-shot, no warnings, no slash.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Doctor by Willow08 reviews
A young Amy tells Rory about the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Wait by ProfessorSpork reviews
A chance encounter. // 'He squeezes her hand a bit and she tries not to jump--she’d rather forgotten he’d been holding it.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Abnormal Relationship by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
“I used to know so much about myself, Naminé. I thought I knew everything there was to know about who I am and where I belong. But lately I haven’t been sure.” .:. KaiMine drabble, in which Kairi is in need of reassurance. rated T for safety. shoujo-ai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Kairi, Naminé - Complete
Daddy Complex by DainoChild reviews
100% pure CRACK. Cruisin' for an awesome babe and a legendary night, Barney spots a hot girl by the counter. Except that's no girl. That's Edward Elric.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward E., Barney S. - Complete
Spirited 358 Days by RyukoVulpix reviews
After finding himself in another world full of mysterious beings and strange monsters, Sora must struggle to save his friends and return home… wait, which story is this again? And who is that weird dragon boy with the red hair? KH/Spirited Away crossover.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Time by the midnight rhapsody reviews
Time is never particularly kind to anyone, and he doesn't wait. Alice dreams, Kairi wishes, and there may not be a solution, but there will always be an opportunity.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Kairi, Alice K. - Complete
Vocabulary Gaps by Dlvvanzor reviews
Needless to say, it was going to be difficult to explain the definition of 'Al Gore shower' to the genius detective who was only going to understand the most technical of descriptions. Oneshot LxLight, Light POV Fluff. Reposted.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Other Promise by The Genius Mage reviews
Giftfic, post KH2. Her name was Namine, a girl that knew him unlike any other. He had made a promise to her once, an eternity ago and yet only so many days ago, that they'd be friends without lies. It was a promise he fully intended to keep. Namora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sora, Naminé - Complete
Organization Origins by A.D. Williams reviews
Saix is content with his average-Joe life. His roommate Xemnas on the other hand...not so much. When he decides to gather together a group of Nobodies with only a half thought-out plan, Saix can see it burning on the horizon; chaos! Let the mayhem begin.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,296 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Death Note: A Divine Comedy by SyberiaWinx reviews
After death, Light finds himself in Mu, which is not what everyone thinks. He and the others who died must atone by acting for the amusement of the gods. Their scripts? Fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2008
Dreams on Fire by Doitsu reviews
One night's dream marks the beginning of Ed’s new and entirely unwanted obsession with a certain Flame Alchemist. There Mustang went again, making a nuisance out of himself and bothering Ed without even knowing he was doing it. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Chaste by Ninny-na reviews
- "I just threw a egg carton at a man who looks like he could stomp on me. Of course I'm nervous." // HayAx - AkuHay oneshot. Happy V-Day
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Axel, Hayner - Complete
Mother by Ivan-Lover69 reviews
Once, long ago, the world was united as one. Her name was Gaia Pangaea. She loved all her creatures… all her plants… and all things non-living… but she was terribly lonely.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Surprise, Surprise by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
Demyx knew that his first real mission was going to be a total drag, if only because his chaperon was going to have to literally drag him on it kicking and screaming. Axel had absolutely no qualms doing just that. Genfic. Oneshot. Pre-358/2 Days.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Demyx, Axel - Complete
I Can See Russia From My House by IceSnowAndGlamour reviews
In which Alaska watches Russia and China's intimate moments from her window, and enjoys every minute of it. Crackfic. RoChu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2010 - China, Russia
My Boss, My Friend, My Lover by RuikaRose reviews
Ka. When it comes to work and play Matt and Mello see no reason to separate the two, and their antics serve as entertainment for fellow gang member Takeo. Romantic comedy. MattxMello pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,262 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
Dissonance by The One Called Demetra reviews
They say your demons are of your own design. Light, Kira, why they were the same, why they weren't, and why it never really mattered anyway.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Girl Talk by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
He thought, maybe since they were all such sweet, lovely girls, he should impart some of his hard-won wisdom to them. Garfiel, Winry, Ran Fan, Paninya
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Garfiel, Madame Christmas - Complete
Death Note: My Note, the AD Williams Files by A.D. Williams reviews
This will be a collection of funny Death Note shorts. Seventh story up, "Wrong Home". Having bypassed England on the way back from Japan, Beyond, Mello, Matt and Near are in the U.S. now. CONCLUSIVE ENDING FOR LAMENTS OF A LAWLIET! All stories rated T.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,392 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Akuroku Guy Love Parody by A.D. Williams reviews
Hey, it had to be done! Song parody of the Scrubs song Guy Love...Akuroku style!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Through the Years We All Will be Together by Jediempress reviews
Sora and Riku and their Christmas holidays together over the years. Some yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sora, Riku
Ambush by Nerdy-Insane-Writer reviews
Matt, for the first time in his life, was going to defy Mello. With what? A Nerf gun. He probably should've known Mello wouldn't take too kindly towards that.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sora Is Jesus by KXXI reviews
Flame me. Please.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Hot by Moondalian reviews
AU: When Roxas is left home alone because his parents are away for the weekend, he thinks he has it made. Sadly, his mother’s paranoia drives her to get a babysitter for him. Enter Axel, the unwanted and yet irresistible babysitter. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
My Blue Heaven by Hari-Aisu reviews
In the end, a wish is just that; a wish. And even L wasn't so socially-retarded as to think otherwise.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Chameleon by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Axel, Roxas, and dodging the river where the water is wide.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,283 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Love Me Dead by xElementFivex reviews
Matt always knew he was nothing more to Mello than a toy, a possession. But he loves him regardless.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by Children of the Shadows reviews
'Do you believe in love at fifty-second sight? The moment I saw you, I can't explain it.I kept watching and watching and watching, until I realised I'd been watching for over a month and I can't stop.' RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2009 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
L: Gay or European? Script by Rivala reviews
Yeah, I know I already wrote this. But I edited it cause there were certain things I'd forgotten to edit. Hope you like it even better now. The name explains the fic.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Soichiro Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Death Isn't Supposed to be So Beautiful by Skyskater reviews
Memories flood, of handcuffs, of cake, of strawberry minty breath kissing my face in sweet unconscious slumber...I think I love you. Secret message inside. L x Light, L's death scene
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fireworks by ChocoAndCigs reviews
MxM "Matt had never celebrated the Fourth of Jult before. No wonder he thought fireworks were gun-shots..." Fluff and stuff.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Sound of a Heart Breaking by SuicideMonday reviews
If you love someone enough, can you bring them back? Russia x China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
The Damnation & Salvation of a God by Zilander Kat reviews
'Can you even hear the bells, Light' Featuring Light's death and journey through his own personal hell, Mu. L's spirit hints at redemption for this self-proclaimed God, but can Light truly be forgiven? L/Light. COMPLETED, including bonus chapter...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hey Matty by Pomodoro Crisi reviews
Mello and Matt write notes to each other before kidnapping Takada. Lots of fluff and a bit of OOC for Mello but it's supposed to be that way
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Exquisite Mister! by FragilePuzzle reviews
AU. There has been a string of murders concerning girls that enter beauty pageants, so a famed detective agency decides to send their best agents undercover to the Miss USA pageant to solve the case--Mello, Near, Light, and L. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,558 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Mello, Near
The Dreaded Question by Doitsu reviews
On his birthday, Russia asked each nation to become one with him. Only Sealand wasn't asked. Sealand and... China. He should be glad to be spared. He did not need Russia's approval or his validation. Why did he feel this rejection, then? Russia/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
October 31, 2009 by Josephine Falnor reviews
On October 30th, 2009, at 11:54 at night, a young man is seen walking through a graveyard, and he stops at an unmarked grave. Written in honor of L's birthday. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Ransom by Anime-Sweetie07 reviews
A group of highly trained criminals have just kidnapped one of the detectives working on the Kira case. L will be put to a new test as the criminals ask for Kira himself in exchange for the detectives' safe return.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,967 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The RAA: Remus Admirers Anonymous by rry reviews
Sirius is the president of the 'RAA'. It was a joke at first, but then it got serious. RLSB SBRL slash I hope it's better than it sounds, I think it is anyway. First part in the 'CLUB' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,690 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Fear of Heights by MerpTheMerp reviews
A splash of color in the goings and comings of Mihael's day. Maybe that was what he needed. Or maybe he simply needed the right blend of the contrasting colors... MelloXMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Harry Potter Convention by Miko Akako reviews
WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO WITH DRACO! XXX L and Raito and Misa go to a Harry Potter convention. XXX
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Loose Canon by Kit-Pocket reviews
L and Light, under mysterious circumstances, have to go to England. These are the main events of their stay. Warning, crackish, boy love, NOT L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - L, Light Y.
Crown and Anchor by Nilladriel reviews
One Monday morning, Naruto answers the door to find one Uchiha Sasuke asking him for a date. The problem is, they've never even met before. SasuNaru AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Amestrian Rhapsody by Flitter-Flutter reviews
Bohemian Rhapsody" FMA-style! :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Spy Game by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
Honest to God, it all made him smile. Non-magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,067 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sleep Talking by Kit-Pocket reviews
In a fierce battle of deception and seduction, L and Light discover that falling in love is as hard to stop as a dream. L/Light ON HIATUS
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,222 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Light Y., L
Sha'en Directions by Threshie reviews
Matt, a youth with a passion for languages, finds himself recruited to translate directions in an ancient language. The only catch? The directions are written on Near--every inch of him from the neck-down. Eventual MxMxN. Chapter 2's here!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Matt, Near
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
A Learning Experience by Living in a fantasy reviews
A field trip turns disastrous when Matt and Mello get lost in the woods. Now they must work together to survive the elements and find their way back to camp, enduring injuries and hazardous weather. Will they ever find their way back?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,641 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Allouette by FragilePuzzle reviews
AU. Near is a famous ballerina, and Mello is the best soccer player on the best team in the world. Mello ends up going to one of his shows and falls in love...but it seems doubtful that supposedly pompous, hardhearted Near will feel the same way.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
His Queen by Darkfire75 reviews
England/Queen Elizabeth I. She was *his* queen and *his* alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Puzzles and Cakes by FragilePuzzle reviews
Wammy-era. It's Near's birthday, and Mello has to find a way to get the small boy to the playroom...so he can give him his present. Basically fluff. Near's early birthday present MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Bedtime Stories about Gay Princes by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Teddy tells Albus Severus a bedtime story where the prince marries another prince instead of the princess. When Al dates Scorpius years later, Teddy is both blamed and congratulated for putting the idea into Al's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Teddy L., Albus S. P. - Complete
Poetic Justice by Sherrri reviews
Matt embarrasses Mello at a mandatory poetry reading and a vicious prank war ensues. Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Last Words by Raven Ehtar reviews
After everything is done, is everything said? Left behind, the ones who have gone on before him leave Near with some parting messages. One-shot. Rated for very brief language. Darn Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Near - Complete
Ouija Board Romance by Skyskater reviews
I didn't believe in spirits. Saints, yes. Spirits, no. But I was desperate. I wanted to talk with Matt. And since he was dead, the Ouija board was my only option. MattMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Annoyance Chronicles by Ainnenoi Aurum reviews
So, we all know what Light had to get used to when he was chained to L. But what about what L had to get used to? An exercise in pointlessness attempting to explain a few inconsistenices in fanon and canon. Cliches may be overturned! You have been warned!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Light Y., L
Puzzles and Darts by Raven Ehtar reviews
They're on opposite sides, each working to the same goal. But it takes more than just precision or strength to win the game... Subtle Mello/Near shonen-ai. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Three Random Objects by Backyard Bottomslash reviews
A short one-shot involving Matt, Mello, a tire swing, a bag of cheetos, and a pair of old sneakers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Matt, Mello
If You Jump, Then I Will Too by Voice of the Shadow Realm reviews
Matt and Mello's friendship falls under scrutiny at Near's critical eye as he tries to decide just where their friendship will lead them.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Mello - Complete
When the chandelier falls by FragilePuzzle reviews
The children of Wammy's go to see a ballet, and things go awry when the audience is held hostage by a mysterious killer that seems to be looking for Near. Will Mello and Near be able to save the audience, and themselves, in time? MxN, onesided BBxN/BBxL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Coffee Shop by Pacificsun reviews
/AU/LightxL/ He drank bitter, black coffee. He drank tea with a gelatinous glob of sugar floating in it. He was the photographer. He was the model. And it all fell back on a quiet little coffee shop.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,325 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Light Y., L
Accidentally by Oni No Yami Chan reviews
Gevanni makes a mistake and ends up intimately involved with his target, Mikami Teru, and Near soon realizes that this relationship could lead to Gevanni's death. [Incomplete, not planning on completing it.]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Mikami T., S. Gevanni
Don't Ever Feel Lonely by Threshie reviews
After college roommates Matt and Mello try to save a car accident victim and Matt starts upstaging Mello in everything that the two of them do, the blonde quickly realizes that something is seriously wrong with his best friend...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Mello, Near
Empty Shards by Queen Allis reviews
Implied AxelxRoxas Watch out for that blue, blue sky; he's not as innocent as he looks.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Sora - Complete
First Kiss by FragilePuzzle reviews
One fine day, L visits Wammy's orphanage. But, young Near has a super-special-very-important favor to ask of him. Will he be able to gather up the courage to...well...ask him? LxNear, slight MelloxNear, fluffy oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Near, L - Complete
Imaginary Hero by Autumn Whispers reviews
One-shot. In which America has the idea to become a hero. Includes Child!America and Protective!England, and major amounts of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
On Ice by Boyue reviews
Russia teaches China how to ice-skate. -RussiaChina/Oneshot-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
The Forbidden Kisses Of A Would Be God by osionide reviews
LightxL Lemon, L has found himself burdened with a certain fixation that is making it extremely difficult to continue observing Light effectively. From L's POV, Two-shot, Angst with a Happy ending :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
In the Library by Raven Ehtar reviews
On a cold day at Wammy's, a library offers comfort to Near and Mello. As well as some confusing insights. NearXMello shounen-ai. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Saying by Skyskater reviews
There's this saying, see, that if you love something, set it free. And if it never comes back, then it was never yours. Matt x Mello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Rollerskates by Kit-Pocket reviews
Sequel to Mud-caked Shoes: Book signings, killer fans, and family get-togethers. Maybe they should have stuck to rollerskating. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Wrapped in the Dying by lirance reviews
China is a phoenix wrapped in redness wrapped in metal wrapped in silk wrapped in the tarnished pale plastic of a thousand dying factories". Russia and China discuss pain, the past, and choices that cannot be undone, however much they are regretted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
Matryoshka by Boyue reviews
Ivan gives Yao a Matryoshka doll. Unfortunately, Yao doesn't really seem to like it. -RussiaChina/Oneshot-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
Guardian Angel by Living in a fantasy reviews
It has been two years since Matt and Mello were rescued from the streets and brought to Wammy's, but Matt's feelings have moved beyond friendship and family. Will he ever have the courage to tell Mello? And what will Mello say if he does? Sequel to Savior
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,398 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Fully Alive by LynLin reviews
Waya doesn't believe the rumors going around that Shindou is walking down the streets holding hands with a man. Well, not until he sees with it his own eyes. Wait. Wait a second. Oh crap. SaiHikaru, but more friendship than anything
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Hikaru S. - Complete
Masked Pieces of The Game by DigitalSaiyan reviews
Pain washed through him and exploded in his heart. No. He loved Ryuuzaki, he would never hurt him. He was the kind of person he was trying to protect, not use as a pawn. He was to be cherished. Until the end of forever. It was L who had to die. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Pretending to Talk It Over Like Gentlemen by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
While debating the pros and cons of democracy and monarchy, they apply their theories to life as well. Or rather, love life. America/England oneshot. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rain Go Away by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
At the other side, there isn't always a rainbow. Paninya and Garfiel wait for Winry to come back to Rush Valley.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Garfiel - Complete
Flames of Ebony by DigitalSaiyan reviews
Light wasn't fascinated with L. He just couldn't understand how someone so confusing could actually be so simple and hide it so well, even if he wasn't really hiding anything... but what if he was? new: Death Note amv now up!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,769 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Chocolate Rabbit by Living in a fantasy reviews
Mello doesn’t care how childish it is to wake Matt at five AM, he just wants his Easter chocolate.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Double Dork by Kat of Mosh Pits reviews
Edd ends up tutoring Kevin during the summer. Eddy isn’t happy that Kevin is taking up all of Double D’s time. Edd doesn’t know what to do. Stupid PostIts.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Edd, Kevin
Lose by rosethourne reviews
Drabble - Sequel to 'The Game' by Autumn Whispers - The Game was meant to be lost. But then again, we all know how much L hates to lose…
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
The Game by Autumn Whispers reviews
Drabble. The point of The Game was to not think about said Game, and L seriously needed to get a hobby to keep his mind off of useless things.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2009 - L - Complete
Savior by Living in a fantasy reviews
Matt knows only too well that not all families are good ones. Surrounded by drinking, fighting, and screaming, he'd drop his home in a second to live on the streets. So when a tough blond boy gives him that chance, he takes it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,813 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
If You Were Gay by The Grimmy Reaper reviews
Emmett discovers the wonders of Avenue Q! One-shot. Fluff. Song fic.
Crossover - Twilight & Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Chips by MatAMMtAM reviews
Light loves him some tater chips!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Of Lists and Liars by with eyes looking up reviews
In which Kakashi forces his poor genin team to list their New Year's Resolutions. Crack, Team 7 fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
crushcrushcrush by wotchertonks7 reviews
Marauder’s Era, fifth year. Remus has a crush on Severus and asks Sirius to play matchmaker. But when Sirius and Severus become partners in Potions class, Sirius develops a crush of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,181 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Some Sort of Mix Up by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
Son, I must express my pleasure that you seem to be acclimating yourself to the dizzying altitudes of Gryffindor tower, and, dare I say, acquainting yourself with the natives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Inseparable by Doc Scratch reviews
Sequel to Separation. Good Idea: Taking a break from caring for three astoundingly intelligent and incredibly bothersome boys. Bad Idea: Inflicting them upon an innocent, unprepared summer camp in the process. Mello/Near! On hiatus indefinitely.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Mello, Near
Quartet by Aquila Corax reviews
Sirius is a freelance cellist making his living on the streets. Remus is a violist in the Aesti Quartet. Their two paths cross and each must learn from the other or else the music will die. SiRem AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,475 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
I'm A Barbie Boy by Hihothedairyo reviews
It only took one advertisement to get Near to fib, steal, become a deviant, and gain L's affections. LxNear! Ch. 6? It's back up!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,469 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - L, Near - Complete
Sweet by AlmightySponge reviews
A MelloxNear fluff fic. Nothing's quite as sweet.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
Mudcaked Shoes by Kit-Pocket reviews
L is the loser, Misa is his model girlfriend, and Light is the man who stole her away. If L wants to get revenge on this guy, he'll have to get his hands dirty... or his feet. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Master of Margaritas by Sherrri reviews
When Watari bails on them, Matt and Mello are given the task of escorting a drunken L home. Hints of L x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Mello - Complete
Shortage by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Ryuk can get quite testy during an apple shortage. Light is not so happy with being stuck in a room with him... Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
How to Catch a Remus Lupin by Avahin reviews
One day, when Sirius Black was rifling through Remus Lupin's things, he came upon a most fascinating discovery. What does he plan to do with his information? Why test it out of course. SB/RL, some JP/LE. Such generic pairings...but interesting plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,273 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
mine all mine by de yaten reviews
You are mine, Roxas. Mine. M-i-n-e. Got it memorized, baby blues? Buttons have to pop sometimes, sugarbunch. :: Axel/Roxas :: Dark, violence, non-con.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Study Dates and the Anatomy of a Teenage Werewolf by Moony4413 reviews
What happens when Sirius decides he wants to be more than Moony's best friend? WARNING RL/SB Don't like it don't read it simple as that
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Remains of the Day by Wuff reviews
The flames dance and crackle merrily and remind him just a bit too much of Gellert. Gellert’s carefreeness -- Gellert’s ruthlessness, Albus corrects himself, staring into the fire until little specks of light hover in front of his eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Wanderings with Werewolves by Wuff reviews
What if the whole school found out about Remus being a werewolf? Can the Marauders deal with the pressure that is put on them? Slash! RLSB, JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
What Is It About You? by sweet.afterlight reviews
What is it about you that makes me want to slam you up against a wall and do unspeakable things to you, but also makes me want to protect you?" How newboy Remus went from victim of the popular Sirius Black to his closest friend. Contains RLSB slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,028 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Five Days in Summer by Thimble reviews
Himawari has a problem and Yuuko's all about helping in times of need, for a reasonable recompense of course.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Himawari K., Yuuko I. - Complete
Rise of the Jinchuuriki by Beboots reviews
After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,695 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Brotherhood by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
When Alphonse was hurt, he had always gone to his mother, but when he had bad dreams, he had always gone to Ed. What happens when there's no mother to turn to, and he no longer has to sleep?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Not so Bothersome in the End by The Stitched Ninja reviews
In the end, it hadn't been as bothersome. He'd gladly do it again...anything to get his Gaara. Maybe that was what was so troublesome after all? Shika/Gaa Yaoi/BL Slight fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Well, This Can't Be Good by jj-chan reviews
It’s not about fate. It’s about missed trains, accidents, weird friends, weirder family, really good coffee, Elvis records, local legends, and lots of convenient coincidences. And maybe a happy ending or two. RS AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Riku, Sora
To Pendragon With Love by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
XXX ONE-SHOT sequel to "Dear Pendragon"; Saint Dane X Bobby Pendragon; Slight language and minor adult themes XXX If only he had never written me that stupid letter. Then we would hate each other, and it would be the way everyone else wanted it to be.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Incomplete Sentences by strangerthanfanfiction reviews
Some small part of George still clings to the void Fred has left, but when a drunken excursion on the third anniversary of Fred's death results in an unexpected friendship, George finds himself actually wanting to finish his own sentences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - George W.
Afraid to Fall in Love by Doc Scratch reviews
Trapped at night in a haunted house with your best friend’s worst enemy… who also happens to be really cute… it doesn’t get much worse than this. Or does it? SLASH! MattxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Gay Marriage by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
Matt wonders what could have been, Mello angsts, and someone has to be reminded just who wears the leather pants in their relationship. Crap, hardcore fluff, and practically a drabble. T for implications.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Separation by Doc Scratch reviews
Good Idea: Teaching Mello to control his temper. Bad Idea: Sending him away from Near to do it. MelloxNear! Now has a sequel!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Together forever by padfoot-is-better-than-you reviews
Basically, Sirius and Remus fall for each other, but don't realise it. James does figure it out fairly early on. Slash, but not hardcore. Concrit is helpful,as this is my first fanfic about sirius and remus as marauders!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,484 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
the world's all wrong by de yaten reviews
Axel wasn't supposed to die like this. He wasn't supposed to be fading away, not with Sora murmuring his name and Roxas trying to scream it from behind the cage of a heart. He tried to raise his middle finger and smile. Dark, weird. Kink. :: Axel/Roxas ::
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
And Then There Were None by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash ONESHOT RLSB and Slight LEJP One by one, they all had fallen. So thus, each of them, one by one, reunite at Death's Place. Turns from bitter to sweet. :D Rated T for death. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Ultimate Technique no Jutsu by Deidara-is-best-fuck-the-rest reviews
Tobi makes a new jutsu and is planning to win his Deidara-sempai's heart.But when he tries it out nothing happens.Oh how wrong he was!OOC!Crack!NOT tobixdei!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Of Cleaning and Snogging by Marqarka reviews
RLSB slash. one-shot. Remus and Sirius are caught snogging in the kitchen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Scars by Alizia reviews
James Potter was never going to be the same again. RLSB, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Triple Trouble COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Sirius, Remus and the rest of the marauders encounter more trouble from the parallel world they thought they'd never hear from again. Sequel to Double Trouble and Catch a Quaffle. Summaries inside. SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,163 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Your Sexy Caring Boyfriend Sirius Black by MissLoonyxXx reviews
Right, this is a sequel for my story 'The secret Valentine project' just a small one-shot. Could be read alone, but it's best if you read the other one first. Happy Valentine's Day! oh, it's slash SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Quidditch Rooms and Libraries by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Remus and Sirius move in together, but conflict arises when Sirius wants a quidditch room and Remus wants a library. Sleeping on couches, Peter eating doughnuts, and pranking James ensues. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Not That I Care by Flying Dhole reviews
Follows Axel and Roxas through their time in the Organization, centralized on their friendship. Not slash...though who knows. Rated for language and violence. Chapter Seventeen: A rescue, a fight, and some memories...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,210 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Axel, Roxas
Enough by IceSnowAndGlamour reviews
Barty isn't like his father enough. Drabble oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Unknown Beauty by IamLucinda reviews
Shikamaru ever thought he was attractive, but the new kid thinks he is. Major Pairng: GaaraxShika. Minor Pairings: KankurouxShino, TemarixTenTen, SasuNaru, KibaxOC, LeexNeji. AU and a very out of character Neji! rating will change later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Gaara, Shikamaru N.
Patience by IceSnowAndGlamour reviews
I know you have questions, same ones as me, how long has it been, how long will it be...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
Homosexuals Anonymous by Lotten reviews
A terrible mistake has been made, but Remus' parents won't listen. They're sending him off to Dolores Umbridge's rehab for homosexuals. But where lies the real sickness? In the inhabitants, or in the place itself? WARNING: MAY CONTAIN HETEROSEXUAL LOVE XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,397 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
My Boyfriend Who Lives In Munchkinland by LostOzian reviews
A game of Never Have I Ever leads Elphaba to describe her incredible, and until now, unbeknownst, signifigant other. Avenue Q songfic, based on 'My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada'. Oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
visitor by La Salle De Bain reviews
[oneshot] Bella's womanhood gets the best of her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
babysitting Harry by BiG Finish reviews
Sirius is Babysitting Little Harry while James and Lily are out. Unfortunatly, Sirius falls asleep with his wand in his hand. What does little harry get up to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Tin Man by sharingank reviews
It is amazing, really, how a phantom heart can hurt. AkuRoku oneshot. Rated T for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Baseball by Fire Kitten reviews
The Destiny Islanders have been introduced to a new and strange game courtesy of the Keyblade master's otherworldy pals. But it seems that Sora doesn't like to lose. [Drabble]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Web of Lies by aphelion-orion reviews
The truth is an ugly, ugly thing. [KH:CoM, LarxeneNaminé overtones, hints at other pairings]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Naminé, Larxene - Complete
The Doctor is in by Hikari Kaitou reviews
The Tsubasa family decides that they could use a little family counseling after the recent events. Unfortunately, their counselor is not especially interested in being helpful. Spoilers for up to ch. 149. ONESHOT
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
What I Mean Is by jj-chan reviews
Sora. Riku. And a hundred different ways of saying I Love You.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,971 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Riku, Sora
Salaamat by Fire Kitten reviews
In a world of nothingness Demyx ponders about himself, his new home and life in general. Oh, and about his strange scythe wielding lover.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Demyx, Marluxia - Complete
Dear Pendragon by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
[ONESHOT] After the whole incident on Quillan, Bobby begins losing hope. It is then that he receives a letter from Saint Dane... A LOVE letter. [SaintDaneXBobby, smutty, SPOILERS]
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Pretending by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Sirius always jokingly flirts with Remus, but one day he admits that he isn't pretending. Oneshot dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Epitaph by aphelion-orion reviews
Even Nobodies have issues with trust. Especially once it has been broken. [oneshot, KHCoM timeline, AxelRoxas friendship]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Plein Air For Two by Eloise Lovelace reviews
Percy just wants to do his job, not another guy... at least until the portraits of Messrs. Padfoot and Moony take over his office. Sequel to Trompe L'Oeil for Two. Slash: Percy and Oliver, also Remus and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,192 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Trompe L'Oeil For Two by Eloise Lovelace reviews
Messrs. Moony and Padfoot are far from a still life, even if they're technically dead. RemusxSirius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Trick by LovelyLaMa95 reviews
James has a date will Lily be able to handle it and continue to hate him or will it have the opposite effect? Oneshot. Please R&R. Story much better than summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gift by aphelion-orion reviews
How did the 'Bond of Flames' keyblade come to be? [oneshot, shounen ai, AxelxRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Flaming Queen Alchemist by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
No Real Pairings. Oneshot. Roy Mustang lost a bet against Havoc and Breda and now has to keep his part of the bargain. Boy, won't East City be surprised?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Roy M., Scar - Complete
Thumbsucker by bitterending reviews
He honestly didn't know why it surprised him so much. The way Ryuuzaki constantly gnawed at his thumb during the day, it shouldn't come as a shock to know he sucked his thumb at night.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Sleep to Dream by Roxal reviews
Was it a good dream or a bad dream? Warnings: None. Status: Oneshot. [Axel Roxas Friendship]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Thousand Words by Ravenclaw42 reviews
Harry gets more information than he'd bargained for while looking through old photos of the Marauders at school. Implied RemusSirius. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Echo by Roxal reviews
He didn’t care what was done to him because he did care about the one doing those things, and that scared him more than any physical act ever could. Warnings: Sexual situations. Status: Oneshot. [AxelRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Watching the Wheels by Acey Dearest reviews
What happens when someone pulls you out of a lifetime of watching the wheels roll, for better or for worse. Four Matt shorts, spoilers up to chapter 83.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Got it Memorized? by levisrictusias reviews
Axel jogs Roxas's memory.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Charade by lefcadio reviews
Light x L. When you're handcuffed to someone, insomnia takes its toll in one way or another.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
L'Heure Verte by Melissa the Sheep reviews
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. GreedEnvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Greed, Envy
Laundry Day by SGL reviews
Gai does his laundry and reflects on his new students: Neji, TenTen, and Lee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Gai M., Neji H. - Complete
The Mind's Entanglement by Nymredil72 reviews
What would have happened if Gollum didn’t manage to get the ring from Frodo? If Frodo was to become the Dark Lord himself, would Sam be able to bring himself to hate him? Ch. 11- Legolas and Eowyn are sent to try to defeat Frodo... R&R, please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,025 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Revenge on the Colonel by daringu reviews
Ed and Liza realize they're being duped by Roy. EdxRoy, LizaxRoy and special guest pairing!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2004
If for Honor and Glory by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Konoha has been at war for ten years, and it seems that their last hope lies with a select group of children, most notably, Sasuke and Naruto. At least, they would be, if they don't kill each other first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,148 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
Only Time by Rynne Lupin reviews
Chapter eighteen up! After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is tired. He is offered the chance to rest, relax, and have fun…by going back in time to 1977 and becoming his parents' DADA teacher. But things don't stay relaxing for very long...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,580 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
A Pack of Lies by Blaise reviews
A story about Remus Lupin's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2000 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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Second Glance reviews
If time could be turned around; if Sora could have slept while his Other saved the worlds instead...maybe some endings wouldn't have been so tragic. Rewrite of KHII with Axel and Roxas instead of Sora/Donald/Goofy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Roxas, Axel
Last Breath reviews
Naminé knows that Xion's time is almost up, but she still resolves to help the girl as much as she can. She will support Xion until the next breath she takes is her last. Xion/Naminé.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Naminé, Xion - Complete
Shattering Memories reviews
When Roxas sees that familiar, terrifying girl after he's been captured, he has no idea that she can seize hold of his mind and shatter his memories one by one, like a giggling child popping bubbles between their small hands.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
Rather Feel Pain reviews
As the bed creaks in the rhythm of their rocking, Koya wonders how she could ever go on without the numb torture they call "making love".
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Koya S., Yamato N. - Complete
ChibiRoxas reviews
Were there any unwanted effects when Sora used his Anti-Form time and time again? This crack oneshot says, indeed: chibis and insanity ensue. Be warned of excessive amounts of crack and unwanted Doctor Who references.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Midnight Compulsion reviews
Light cannot control himself; can't stop the monster rearing its ugly head inside of him...his hands move of their own accord to clench around the detective's throat.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Private Eye reviews
Sure, Mello was bored. He never asked, though, for an insane redheaded bum to invade his shared apartment, a crossdressing man named Joanna to give him an impossible case, or those feelings for Near to develop! Why does this always happen to him?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Mello, Near
Thankful? reviews
Mello's sixth Thanksgiving at Wammy's is nothing special, not really. Not for genius orphans, in any case--we might think otherwise.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Mello - Complete
Abject Confusion reviews
Mello is Matt's best friend; Matt wants her to be...well, more. But when the girl he's loved for years gets a sex change and starts dating NEAR, he's forced into some Deep Questions. Who has he loved all this time? Mello or her body? Yeah, high school AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Matt, Mello
Imaginary Friend reviews
Nobody can see me!" Mello has never questioned this fact since he was seven years old. Now, three years after meeting Near, Mello starts to wonder WHY nobody can see him; why he doesn't go to school; why bruises keep marring his face...AU MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Mello, Near
I Do reviews
Their wedding was all Light hoped it would be: dancing, kissing, and love . . . and, expectedly, there were several unexpected turns involving swearing orphans and Sachiko sharing his baby photos with Watari, but of course he loved every minute of it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Light Y., L
Gravestone reviews
In an empty cemetery, L Lawliet's grave is not as lonely as it seems. His "children" have paid their respects.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/10/2009 - L
Machine Wash Only reviews
A month after Mello leaves Wammy's, he's hit a bit of a snag ... Matt, grieving for the loss of his friend, finally gets a phone call asking for--laundry advice? Rated T for Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,586 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Matt, Mello
Another One Of Your Basic Timetravel Fics reviews
First before you read this:MAJOR HBP SPOILER! DON'T EVEN READ THE SUMMARY IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK! So, anyway, the title says it all. Harry goes back in time, and meets the Marauders. Pairings include SiRem, LiJam, and, I guess, a TINY HINT of HarGin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., James P.
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, Year 1 reviews
The first year of the Marauders! First in a 7 part series,you know, one fic for each year of Hogwarts, will eventually contain RLSB slash, and JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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