Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, and Loveless.
Ahem -- apparently, my Lady Gaga x Hetalia fic violates the rules on FFNet (I really should have read those guidelines before today...), and because I'm paranoid, I had this vision of her suing me and my fic being published for ridicule in all the newspapers, and the hackers finding who I am through my email, and badness O_O Soo yeah, taking it off now. I'll probably thank myself in a few years.
Zchocolatebunniesrulezworld... is writing a lot, but doesn't really feel confident enough to post any of it yet. She doesn't expect to update her older fics (being altogether too ashamed, XD) so, if it's possible/allowed, she'd like to put them up for adoption to any psycho who wants to take over _
A shoutout to IceSnowAndGlamour (read her awesomeness right now kthankzbai)/Ramen Noodle (an alias :D she doesn't have an FF account), for being the best people in the history of the universe to watch slasherific youtube videos with at three in the morning and be inspired to search for SoichiroxWatari during birthdays...
One more shoutout to my darling lover-in-an-alternate-universe, The Impossible Slashtronaut (formerly VivaLaTARDIS11). This wonderful woman writes the most fantastical (...yus that is a word =.=) combination of crack and fluff, and I strongly encourage y'all to read her stuff :) My dear TIS, I'm terribly sorry for not keeping you listed on my spammy profile. I don't know what happened, but you are returned!
"So...you're saying maybe right now I'm eating Hitler?"
--Part of a very "intellectual" conversation taken part by yours truly and a (quoth Ryuk) INTERESTING human.
"We are all like gum to a centipede."
--Same conversation, different INTERESTING human, XD
(bolded text: Martin; italicized text: Douglas; underlined text: Arthur)
" 'Thank you for all of your help.'
'Yeah, you're welcome.'
'He didn't mean you.'
'What, I helped!'
'You lost the address and locked the keys in the van; in what way precisely did you help?'
'Well, you wouldn't be able to push the piano without me.'
'We wouldn't have to push the piano without you!'
'Oh...well, I was the one who thought of putting the otter in the fridge!'
'True. In that respect, you were invaluable.' "
--Cabin Pressure, the most hilarious and at times surprisingly touching radio show to grace my ears. Honestly, it's had me convulsed in laughter, hiccuping giggles like a psychotic hyena, in all sorts of public places. Youtube it, or listen on the BBC
"Jacob Black is the love child of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin.
And I'm Team EdwardXJacob... 'cause if I have to put up with the series, I might as well shove Bella off a cliff and read about freaky man sex. -shrugs-"
and... "Life's a bitch--and one of her puppies happens to be the holidays."
--One loverly ChocolateCrackhead, whom you should go check out right now. Stop reading my profile, you silly midget.
"Hello, I'm the Doctor. Basically...run."
and... " 'What's a horse doing on a spaceship?'
'Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!' "
--Doctor Who is an absolutely fantastic show. *huggles every character to bits, hijacks the TARDIS, and makes banana muffins*
" 'That's rich. I'm just so tickled at the idea of being used. Are we friends now?'
'You could say so. But... say, wait a minute, I thought that the bounds of our relationship knew no labels. Or so the hand that groped my ass says.'
'It was an accident, the cot was small, so sue me if my appendages developed a libido of their own and finally wanted to get some.'
--The sting of the sea, by toastyoats. *wavers between LOLing and crying*
" 'I have a question--'
'--and I have an answer. Tortoises.' "
--A dialogue between a student in my class and my Latin teacher. If I didn't despise Latin with my heart and soul, I'd love that class...sigh...
"At times like these, I like to quote possibly the most famous person in history: Justin Timberlake. 'Cry me a riiiiverrr!' "
--I love mah history teacher :D
"...So this is Tsubasa: 'I have your mother!' - 'You are my mother.' - 'I'm a man.' - 'So?' "
--I tried to explain the series to my brother, and this is what he came up with. Surprisingly accurate, actually.
"LEAVE THE PORN ALONE! *insert Chris-Crocker-crocodile-crying* IT'S A HUMAN! (wait...O_o)"
--Umm, apparently I typed this, XD. I reread my review-history 'cos I have no life, and saw that...
"It's getting easier to talk with Demyx as if he's a friend. Demyx is kind of like Axel, except without the abrasiveness, the sarcasm, and the feeling that if things went hairy there's a chance he'd stab you in the back and leave you to die.
"And the mean-spirited personality. And the antagonistic relationship with just about everyone else in the Organization. And the tendency to mock anything anyone ever says. And the hair.
"All right, Demyx technically isn't at all like Axel. The only thing the two really have in common is a sense of humor that doesn't—or doesn't always, in Axel's case—involve killing things."
--Not That I Care, by Flying Dhole. This. Fic. Is. Amazing. -dies from sheer amount of Awesomesauce-
"I may be Love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
--Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Awww, poor Watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost-got-shagged, cup of tea?"
--More Spike and his amazingness.
" 'What are you doing here - five words or less?'
'Out, for, a, walk...bitch.' "
"You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy."
--Just a slight case of Spike fangirlism going on...
" 'Do guns make you wanna have sex?'
'I'm 17, linoleum makes me wanna have sex.' "
--Cordelia/Xander from BtVS
" 'So I said to myself self, I said, it's time to shake and shimmy it off!' "
--Willow from, you guessed it, BtVS. :D
Actually, while you're here, let me quote the entire BtVS series for you. GO WATCH IT. NOW.
"I'm not a homophobe, and if Matt was gay, he'd still be my best friend. But, okay, let me just get this out there. I'm straight. Straight as an arrow. Straight as a board. Maybe a slightly warped board, because I... sometimes... find myself wanting to fuck the redhead senseless. Sometimes. Not all the time. Not every day. But my point stands: I'm completely straight. Women. Curves. Hair. Flowers. Makeup. Excellent stuff."
--Dlvvanzor's Legally Renting Movies. Epic Win, that woman, I tell you. Epic. Win. X3
"One amusing and completely unrelated fact… the "Bond of Flame" Keyblade is called "Flammenfesseln" in German… which roughly translates to "flame bondage". Gee, Square, trying to tell us something? ((snickers immaturely))"
--aphelion orion's Gift, well, an A/N for the fic (which is, by the way, absolutely fantastic, but has nothing to do with flame bondage, sadly...XD)
"Yes, my sperm...which I have in my vagina...that jingles and jangles and jingles..."
--Ah, to be deaf and spazzing at the same time...I love my anonymous amiga, XD
" "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT." Roxas spat the tea across the room.
"… what was that for?" Namiba said, slightly irritated that her good carpet was now soaked with tea and saliva.
"Uh, I just…" Roxas wiped his mouth. "What is it with people and talking about me and Axel and true love and stuff like that?"
"Well, what would you call it?" Namiba pointed out.
"Uh, I dunno, maybe like… friendship, or something?" Roxas said.
"Ah, yes. Friendship," Namiba said cheerfully. "Friendship. Like, Ash and Pikachu, friendship?"
"Yeah, yeah, exactly!" Roxas said, pointing at Namiba. "Like, Pooh and Piglet!"
"Like Buzz and Woody?"
"And Shrek and Donkey."
"Yugi and Jonouchi!"
"Lupin III and Jigen."
"Harry and Ron! Bill and Ted!"
"Sonic and Tails, Sam and Frodo…"
"Mustang and Hughes, Stan and Kyle!"
"JD and Turk, Starsky and Hutch…"
"Luffy and Zolo?"
"Gon and Killua."
"Taichi and Yamato, Satoshi and Daisuke—"
"—Reno and Rude—"
"Goten and Trunks, House and Wilson…"
"Sven and Train…"
"Mori and Honey!"
"Mello and Matt…"
"Utena and Anthy! Shinji and Kaworu!"
"Heero and Duo, Kirk and Spock…"
"Simon and Kamina! Lelouch and Suzaku!"
"Louis and Lestat…"
"Tony and Maria!"
"Touya and Yukito, Fai and Kurogane…"
"Howl and Sophie!"
"Ciel and Sebastian…"
"Alexander and Hephaistion!"
"Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy…?"
"Romeo and Juliet!"
"Naruto and Sasuke!"
"Whoa now, let's not lie to ourselves," Namiba said, holding up her hands.
"But, yes, I think I get your point," Namiba said. "You and Axel are… friends."
"Right," Roxas said, although he wasn't sure that Namiba, or anybody else, had gotten his point at all. But he had no time to accidentally dig deeper into the pit he was making for himself..."
--RyukoVulpix's Spirited 358 Days, which is epically lawl-worthy and sweet...if you like the movie Spirited Away, and you ship Akuroku, go. -said in dramatic sacrificial tone- leave me; go on; I'm nothing compared to her! You have to go! Click on the little 'Search' bar and type in RyukoVulpix! :3
"As a kid, I imagined lots of different scenarios for my life. I would be an astronaut. Maybe a cartoonist. A famous explorer or rock star. Never once did I see myself standing under the window of a house belonging to some druggie named Carbine, waiting for his yard gnome to steal his stash so I could get a cab back to a cheap motel where my friend, a neurotic, death-obsessed dwarf, was waiting for me so we could get on the road to an undefined place and a mysterious Dr. X, who would cure me of mad cow disease and stop a band of dark energy from destroying the universe."
and... "We've left the moment. It's gone. We're somewhere else now, and that's okay. We've still got that other moment with us somewhere, deep in our memory, seeping into our DNA. And when our cells get scattered, whenever that happens, this moment will still exist in them. Those cells might be the building block of something new. A planet or star or a sunflower, a baby. Maybe even a cockroach. Who knows? Whatever it is, it'll be a part of us, this thing right here and now, and we'll be a part of it. And if it's a cockroach? Well, that will be the happiest fucking cockroach on the planet. I can tell you that."
--Going Bovine, by Libba Bray. I tell you peepz, that is one of the most hilarious, thought-inducing, other-adjectives-that-I-am-too-lazy-to-type-out-yet-I-am-willing-to-put-in-this-long-dashed-adjective-about-how-I-am-too-lazy-to-type-them-ish, bittersweet-head-reeling-ending-like book I have read in a long time. Nothing like A Great and Terrible Beauty whatsoever. Much, much better. Go read it in a public area and freak out your surrounding humanoids by laughing like a maniac :D
"Do you really want to rid the world of crime Raito?" Anger asked. Raito nodded hesitantly, doing his best to hold his tongue.
"Tough luck, kid. It's not going to happen," Anger said, going to kick his punching bag again.
"What do you mean? Of course with that nega-"
"And you complain when I accuse you of being Kira?" Raito snapped his mouth shut. "There is evil in everyone Raito. That's what you, Kira, and millions of people wish to ignore. Killing off convicted felons wouldn't do a thing. There's evil in me, you, your father and even Matsuda. Its a part of humanity. Evil isn't a disease. It can't be cured or eliminated."
Raito didn't have an answer to that. He wanted, oh how he wanted to tell him, no, there is no evil in me. But as that little (not so) faint voice continued to rabidly rant in his head, he knew he couldn't. He couldn't say it. Even though he wanted to.
"Do you really want to save the world? Stop cutting off the top and go to the root of the problem. Go to why people commit crime. Give people education. Give people opportunity. Give people hope. They don't need a maniac trying to scare them straight, to try to scare them into 'good', to trying to take over the world. Humanity doesn't respond well to dictatorship Raito, they never did. You can see that throughout history how these sort of things end."
--Viciada desde 2005's The Twelve Sides of L. Oh my god, I am in love with this woman. Just...read her work. You'll fall in love too, trust me. Best DN fic I've ever had the privilege to read? Completely, my marshmallows.
"I ship Justin Bieber x train...and Justin Bieber x grenade...and Justin Bieber x fire..."
and... "Oh, so Mello is Snape." / "and Mello shall play Mrs. Potts!" / "Alan Rickman is Kira! He killed Michael Jackson!"
"...the Philosopher's Condom."
"Lady Gaga is a Weeping Angel, and we are all her little monsters for a reason."
"READ CHAPTER TWO AND WATCH TEH BLOODY VIDEOS. OR MY DALEK TOASTER WILL EXTERMINATE YOU."
"Okay...'delete browsing history'." - "Did you just say your boyfriend is a tree?"
--My fantastic lover, The Impossible Slashtronaut, on this site. Whenever we're together, the plotbunnies in our heads mate as they do scary things to our brains and produce freakish, plotaliens