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Joined 10-01-07, id: 1388341, Profile Updated: 08-12-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Hey there, I'm Jessie. Avid reader, writer, and girl.

I've been a rabid Harry Potter fan since I was about five years old, when my mother read The Sorcerer's Stone to me and my older brother.

So yeah, I'm one of the many that grew up with Harry.

I also really, really love pretty much anything written by the fantastically talented Tamora Pierce. Seriously- if you have any good fics written for the Tortall-verse, hit me up with a link via PM. I love Tammy.

Recently I've fallen in love with some other series- The Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and pretty much anything Holly Black touches.

Alright... that's probably more than you ever wanted to know about me.

Also just saying: ohmahgawd Adam Lambert turns me into a twitching, drooling, heart-a-fluttering mess. And I swear it's not just because he's an astoundingly gorgeous man who makes out with other men.
Okay, maybe it is a little because of that.

Stories:

Devil's Snare, James Potter, and Other Things That Might Kill Me
This one is a Next Generation fic, centered around an OC. Words per chapter average between 3,000 and 4,000. Updated weekly.
Pairings: James Potter II/OC (Nessie Nott), OC/OC (Monty/Pleiome), Rose/OC (Alexander Nott), Harry/Ginny, implied Scorpius/Albus Severus

The Problem with Men and Me
Marauder's Era fic, once again with an OC. Words per chapter average between 500 to 600. Updated daily (Sometimes more than once).
Pairings: Sirius/OC (Penelope Lyon), James/Lily, Remus/Chocolate, Peter/Snacks

I've decided to take the time to cast some of the characters. It's just something I like to do, and don't usually share. But I'm feeling it right now.
Penelope Lyon : Marina Diamandis ( /and the Diamonds)
Sirius Black : Ben Jelen (Eh. I changed it to him. He just fits it better...)
James Potter : Milo Ventimiglia (This is hard too. I'm rather partial to Kristopher Turner as well, but I always picture him as more of a James II)
Mary MacDonald :
Julianne Nicholson
Remus Lupin : Jamie Bell
Lily Evans : Bryce Dallas Howard (But really only in this picture, honestly.)
Marlene McKinnon :
Alison Lohman
Leo Smethwyk : Xavier Samuel
Perdita Fray : Miranda Kerr (Alright, I know I said Perdi was pale... But seriously. I can't find anyone that embodies her as well as the devastatingly gorgeous Ms. Kerr.)
Ambrosia Ackerly : Ayla Kell
Colin / Nigel Wespurt : Bug Hall

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CCHS by ariviand reviews
In the style of so many bestselling teen novels, the Mortal Instruments characters go to high school. How will they will battle the pressure of making grades, fitting in, and extracurricular activities? AH/AU, present day. Cookies from original.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,754 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
And the Cardinal Hits the Window by Teller1789 reviews
Re-uploaded. Blaine and Kurt dance around each other. And then they don't. And then it's too late to matter. Blaine/Kurt. Character death.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Silhouette by ariviand reviews
One-shot. Missing shower scene from Between Burroughs by ariviand, but can be read as a stand-alone moment of Malecy goodness.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Magic Moment by ariviand reviews
Alec and Magnus, several months post-City of Glass. The "magic moment" we've all been waiting for. Rated M for mmmmm, it's about time. Lemony fresh.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,890 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Call Me by ariviand reviews
A detailing of many 'missing scenes' between Alec and Magnus, starting with the first time they meet in Ch. 12 of *City of Bones* and ending with the last chapter of City of Glass. Update: Ch. 54 is up. Epilogue and thanks to the readers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 77,262 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Behind Insanity by Cainy reviews
BRUCExJOKER SLASH! The Joker knows Batman's true identity. Now, Bruce must his break his one rule to protect his secret, or find some way get through to the madman before it's too late. Can Bruce see past the make-up and find the man behind the insanity?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,320 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5645 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
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The Problem With Men and Me reviews
There are a lot of things Penelope Lyon has no problem with. Reading books, setting Slytherins' book bags aflame Accidentally of course , and quidditch among them. Unfortunately, boys are not. Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/Chocolate, Peter/Snacks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 30,131 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Know Thyself reviews
Kurt decides to take the advice of some of the pamphlets. Step one; Know thyself. Warning: Masturbation
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Devil's Snare, James Potter, and Other Things reviews
..That Might Kill Me. Nessie Nott just wanted to survive her seventh year at Hogwarts. Unfortunately life -Along with a little help from devil's snare, James Potter, and her roommates- had other plans. Next Generation Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,143 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - James S. P., OC
Prude reviews
'A dramatic sigh. "Yes, you prude, I do. You need no longer shield your virgin eyes." ' Scorpius just wants to get Albus' attention. he takes Dominique Weasley's suggestion. probably a TWO-SHOT. mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
The Talk reviews
Harry and Ginny decide that it's time to give Albus 'The Talk'... Well, one to build on the talk they gave whilst under the impression that he was heterosexual. Scorpius/Albus S. Harry/Ginny. ONESHOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
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