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Hey!! i am rissa! the wonderful!! my friends call me riss, rissa, or sometimes, Rainbow, and even more rare, rainbow pumba!! i love life, and i love Edward!!

I AM TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY!! WHY? CAUSE JACOB IS A STUPID BOY WHO MANIPULATES GIRLS FEELINGS TO GET WHAT HE WANTS!!

Fave. Colors: Purple, blue, green

Fave. Books: TWILIGHT!! and the HOST!! and HARRY POTTER!! PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS SERIES! and ANY BOOK EVER!!

Music: anything really, music is my life!! i mean, who could live without it! the one music i can live without is rap though, i HATE rap.

Quotes: i make up my own, so here are some "Boys are like trees, they think they are all big and tough, but are nothing without caring hands!" And "If you feel like nobody loves you, it isn't true cause there is always someone in the world that loves you, and is to scared to tell you!"

Activities: i luv to read, write, draw, hang out with friends, swim, walk, talk, dance(not any type of dance, but my type of dance!) and just about anything!!

Hair Color: blond (well technically it is light brown, but i highlight the top of it to be blond, and it looks cute!)

Eye color: Blue/green

Height: 5'6"

Physical type: Normal/ more to love

Little quirks: i am very clumsy, and bit my nails, very random, and bubbly!! i also wear contacts, and one of my adult teeth are never coming in, so i will need a implant.

Fave. Songs: "What is this feeling" wicked, "When i grow up" Pussy cat dolls, "if i were a boy" Beoynce "single ladies" Beoynce, "nine in the afternoon." Panic at the Disco, "check yes Juliet" We the kings "Sally's Song" Amy Lee, "love story" Taylor Swift "I'm Yours" Jason Maraz, anything by josh groban, "Hey there Delilah" Plain white T's "1234" Plain white T's, Motab, "There for you" Flyleaf, "Call me when your sober" Evanescence.

Fave. Movies: I am legend, Grinch(new one) Harry potter, Lord of the Rings, Disney movies, Twilight, any movies that aren't rated R.

YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT WHEN...

1. You refuse to face the fact that Edward is fictional

2. You count down the days until the next book comes out

3. You spend all your time coming up with theories for the next book

4. Your standards for men were instantly raised because of Edward

5. You secretly wish your boyfriend was a vampire

6. You accidentally address your dad as his name, like Bella

7. Volvos are your new favorite car

8. You quote the books constantly

9. You relate everything… I mean, EVERYTHING, to Twilight

10. You have now started biting people, or threatened to

11. If anyone so much as looks at your books the wrong way, you start screaming at them.

12. If anyone hasn’t read the books, you take it as a personal offence

13. You’ve already planned you and Edward’s wedding and handed out the invitations

14. You attempt not to sleep because, if Edward doesn’t need sleep, neither do you.

15. You dress up as a vampire by painting your face white, and putting purple under your eyes, and go out in public.

16. You suddenly find pale boys really attractive

17. All someone has to say to make you cry is “Edward’s not real.”

18. You start thinking really embarrassing thoughts, but immediately stop, fearing that Edward heard you.

19. You fear that someone will turn into a werewolf when they get angry

20. When you fall or trip, you refer to it as a "Bella moment".

21. Topaz is your new favorite color, courtesy of Edward's eyes.

22. You welcome rain so that your home can be more like Forks.

23. You pray for Stephanie Meyer to have Bella and Edward end up together.

24. Human baseball seems more boring than usual.

25. You carry a Twilight book with you at all times.

26. You will spend hours in front of the computer in Twilight fan groups, or searching for new Twilight information.

27. Your sleep schedule is completely reversed due to the all-nighters you pulled to read the books.

28. You try to see what character your family or friends resemble.

29. Your lifelong goal is to become a vampire and live with the Cullen’s.

30. You bawled when Edward left and when Edward came back.

31. You now never want to tan, so you can look like a vampire.

32. You see someone with dark eyes and think, "they must be thirsty."

33. You go back and forth from hating, to loving, to hating Jacob Black.

34. You constantly nag your friends to start reading Twilight, even though they don't need to, since you talk about it so much they know everything that happens.

35. You have to remind yourself to breathe when you think of Edward Cullen

36. You would give anything to see Edward sparkle in the sun.

37. You cried when Alice saw Edward planning to die.

38. You wish you could blush like Bella.

39. You constantly wonder whether your blood would be appealing to vampires and secretly hope it is.

40. When someone asks you out you say, “Sorry. I’m already dating Edward Cullen.”

41. You’re convinced you are the biggest fan and will argue with anyone who begs to differ

42. Your notebooks have “Mrs. Edward Cullen” written all over

43. Your mom no longer threatens to ground you, but to take away your books.

44. In your mind, serial killers no longer exist. Only newborn vampires do.

45. Your heart flutters anytime Edward talks.

46. You want to punch Charlie in the face when he is rude to Edward.

47. You make people read the books, but secretly hope they wont, so the obsession will only be yours.

48. You get very angry when someone says vampires sleep in coffins. Or only come out at night. Or won't show up in film.

49. You shun anyone who tries to convince you vampires don’t exist

50. You get into fights with your Twilight obsessed fans over which one is going to marry Edward

51. You throw birthday parties for the characters in the books

52. You would gladly trade your life for Bella's, even if that means occasionally being attacked by vampires.

53. You're cold, and you wish you had Jacob.

54. The Twilight books are guarded with your life.

55. You will follow a silver Volvo, convinced that Edward is in it and get very depressed when you realize he’s not.

56. You wish you owned Bella's truck.

57. You attempt at being as graceful as Alice. And fail miserably.

58. Your future children's names are all names from the books.

59. Edward is the hottest name alive.

60. You've bought several copies of each book to give as future presents to yourself.

61. You've made t-shirts that relate to Twilight.

62. You screamed when Bella kissed Jacob

63. You find yourself subconsciously narrating your life.

64. You started using strawberry shampoo

65. You wish you had a Jacob and Edward to fight for you

66. When you read Twilight fan fiction

67. You write Twilight fan fiction

68. You plan on moving to Forks someday.

69. You've pinch the bridge of your nose when you got angry

70. Edward’s version of Twilight Chapter 1 gives you chills.

71. You are either thrilled that Robert Patterson is playing Edward, or completely depressed.

72. You're convinced vampires exist, and you're not ashamed of it

73. You love when it is rainy, cloudy, or snowy out, and hate when it is sunny.

74. You check the weather in Forks, when you live no where near it.

75. You introduce yourself to people as Mrs. Cullen

76. When talking online you always remember to capitalize Twilight and any other name from the book

77. You look at all the pale people in your classes and wonder if they're secretly vampires and wish to ask them if they can turn you into one

78. You dream about Edward nearly every night

79. You dream of Vampires nearly every night

80. You want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break

81. You smile/sigh whenever you hear/see Edward's name and it has nothing to do with Twilight

82. You’re unable to believe that vampires actually have fangs or some crazy dark side

83. You are certain that your boyfriend is a vampire simply on the basis that he's handsome/shiny/composed

84. You start imagining scenes from the books in your head at random moments

85. You’ve convinced random strangers to read the book or see the movie

86. You waste the ink of your print cartridge thanks to printing images and images of Edward

87. You cry because your father used Eclipse as a coaster for his drink

88. You relate even the weirdest things to the book

89. You think you can feel Edward beside you while you're reading/dreaming/talking/walking/etc (maybe even when you’re doing nothing at all)

90.your friends/family have told you to shut-up because you talked about Twilight to much

91. You start talking to the book

92. While talking to your friends, they mention something that reminds you of Twilight, and you mutter a joke from Twilight and start laughing your head off

93. You’ve highly considered naming your future son Edward.

94. Whenever somebody mentions the words 'vampire' or 'werewolf', you immediately try to worm your way into the conversation just to make sure they're not insulting them

95. You still cry at sad parts of the book... even though you've read it just so many times

96. You smack your brother/sister when they say Edward doesn’t exist or is a total retard. and don’t stop smacking until they say they’re sorry

97. You have over 500 Twilight related pictures on your computer

98. You've re-created Bella's bracelet

99. You already have a space on your bookshelf for Midnight Sun

100. You already have the tickets reserved for the midnight showing of the Twilight movie

HOW MANY OF THESE YOU HAVE DONE THAT’S THE PERCENT OF YOU THAT IS OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT

Me, i am like a... 98 i need a life.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh

Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say " Write your will, you have seven days "

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a BEST FRIEND will be sitting next to you in your cell going "Man that was fun!"

A good friend will say that you are over reacting, a BEST FRIEND will be laughing there butt off saying "Someones going to get it!"

Girls Are Like Phones; They Like To Be Held And Talked To But If You Push The Wrong Button You Get D.I.S.C.O.N.N.E.C.T.E.D

Hunni If Your Gonna Be Two-Faced At Least Make One Pretty

Come To The Dark Side-We Have Cookies!!

It's True That We Don't Know What We Have Until We Lose It, But It's Also True That We've Don't Know What We've Been Missing Until It's Arrived

There Are No Stupid Questions, Just Stupid People

You Laugh Because I'm Weird, I Laugh Because You Just Figured It Out.

Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Yours Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

If You Die In An Elevator Make Sure To Press The "Up" Button

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends (Sadly, I've never been normal...)

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (Fraternal twin...freaky!)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you would jump under a speeding train for a date with Edward Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.

If you think I am an absolute obsessed geek because I have the above, copy this and the above into your profile.

You Know You Live In 2008 When You...

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have an email or facebook or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you keep reading this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were to busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you sleep with Twilight, New Moon, or Ecliplise next to your head copy and paste this into your profile

If you are TRULY obsessed with the Twilight series copy and paste this into your profile

If you LOVE LOVE LOVE vampires copy and paste this into your profile

If you're UNCONDITIONALLY and IRREVOCABLY in love Edward Cullen copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe.If you're part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the few people who would answer "where to begin?"

If you've ever wondered what you're like in another demension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquitoe bites copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever acidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have read the Twilight book so much, that the cover came of so you had to duck tape it together, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Midnight Sun now, copy this into your profile.

If you get mad and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

if you think that the Cookie Crisp wolf should stop coping the Trix Rabbit and needs to get his own life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone(many people) who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. (My friends should add this to their profile)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Jacob is pathetic and needs to go jump off a cliff(or whatever he needs to do to die) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome. If you agree, put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo , copy and paste this in your profile

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you have more than one of most of the copy and past its, copy and past this

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you wish more people were like your friends on fanfic, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you have a problem with counsoulors, copy and paste!!

If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile...

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (I think Edward's REALLY scared right now...)

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love watching rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten a paper-cut on your lips from kissing Twilight, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have run into a glass door while trying to get to the back yard, place this into your profile, cuz copy and paste doesn't work!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and/or the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If this is the first thing you copy and paste onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you eat, live, breathe, and speak Twilight, and everyone knows it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you copy and pasted this onto your profile because you just felt like it, copy and paste this onto your profile a second time.

If you love Twilight so much that you're thinking about making a shrine for it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Twilight so much that you've ALREADY made a shrine for it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you feel lazy, and don't want to copy and paste this onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile anyway.

If you love EMMETT and/or EDWARD and/or JASPER so much, but you would never write a story with them falling for you just 'cause you think it makes FanFiction more like Freak-Of-Nature-Fiction, copy and paste this onto your profile, and put the twilight guy (above) on caps lock so everyone knows your obsession.

If before you read Twilight, you thought it was going to be a corny book, but after you read it you fell in love with it and all of its characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think I write ridiculous copy-and-paste-thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you refuse to copy and paste anything onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you got tricked by that last copy and paste thing, and your not ashamed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you had a emo hamster, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you had an albino rat, just so you could say, "Hey, I've got an albino rat!", copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that anyone that hits you with a ball in dodgeball should be sued of all of their dignity, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you copy and pasted this onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish Jacob would imprint on a nice girl, and then all that drama between Bella and Jacob would end, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate people just 'cause they talk about Twilight without including you in their conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If this is your last copy and paste thingy for the day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your an idiot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read the copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto you profile.

if you just found out that these copy and paste things don't paste on your profile, TYPE it on your profile!

If you think fang is hot, copy and paste this on your profile

If you are standing up and all of the sudden fall down for No apparent reason, Copy and paste this on your profile.

If you here the Characters voices in your heads

If you or your best friend is Insane, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh reading maximum ride, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you borrowed a book and still need to give it back to your friend, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever forget your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would willingly stand in a line for hours on end to go see the new maximum ride movie, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you Would Wait in line for Days to see the TWILIGHT MOVIE ,Copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out singing in the middle of class, please put this on your profile!(so i can feel normal)

If you are completely obsessed with the twilight series so much that its weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are jealous of your friend for visiting the kalama school and getting to see robert pattison, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think robert pattison (edward cullen on twilight) is one of the hottest boys ever! copy and paste this on your profile

If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yeah, It's called Vampire Boyfriend/Husband!)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile

If you have ever tripped on air, and were so happy because you thought Edward Cullen might come and save you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you copy and paste so much that you have duplicates on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony (or Bella, but that's another story), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you copy and paste so much that you often have to stop and think about whether or not you've already copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile!

If you think child abuse is wrong and needs to stop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I love my own little world, and it grows)

If you want to kill jacob Blak copy and paste this into your profile and then go to La Push to kick Jacobs werewof butt.

If you suffer from OCD (obsessive CULLEN disorder), copy and paste this to you profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.)

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (does a pole count?)

If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile. (It's this writing and reading stuff, its not my fault!)

If You Are 100 Percent Team Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hott...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'd die to become a vampire and dream to be a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wanted to take a knife and STAB Jacob BLack over and over and over again when you read Eclipse, copy and paste this to your profile. (Of Course I do! His name is just like his heart: Black...)

LIfe Lessons

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
"You know how bad my memory is!”
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard.

"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It‘s a guy thing"

"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"

"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to "
"I have no idea how it works."

"I cant find it."

"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

A conversation between a girl and her boyfriend:

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: no

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty

Boy: no

Girl: which would you chose me or your life?

Boy: my life

Girl: If I were to walk away would you cry?

Boy: no

Girl: I heard enough

as she turns to walk away her boyfriend grabs her and says:

I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away I wouldn't cry. I would DIE!

Twilight Oath-
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Friendship Quotes

1.) To the world you may just be one person. But to one person you may be the world.

2.) Many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints on your heart.

3.) Friendship created in a moment can last longer than a lifetime.

5.) Friendship is the only true cement that will ever hold your life together.

4.) A single rose can be my garden...a single friend, my world.

6.) Finding a friend is like finding treasure only better.

7.) What is a best friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

8.) Tell me your friends and i'll tell you who you are.

9.) The only way to have a friend is to be one.

10.) A true friend thinks of you when all others are thinking of themselves.

11.) A true friend takes away your burden instead of sharing it.

12.) Some people make the world more special just by being in it.

13.) Friends are like chocolate, they lift you up when your sad and are always there when you need them.

14.) If you have one true friend you have more than you share.

15.) Friendship bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things..friendship never ends.

16.) A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

17.) A joy shared a joy doubled.

18.) When they are real, friendships are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know.

19.) Friendship is love with understanding.

20.) Nothing is worth more than friendship.

21.) Friendship is love without the fire.

22.) A friend is someone who understands you past, believes in your future and accepts you today just the way you are.

Really Random...

1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

A: My Mom, "Hey MOM!! I love you!!"

2.What's the last thing you ate/drank?

A: A Cutie Orange

3. What was the last thing you thought?

A: What was the last thing you thought?

4. What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

A: Another Cutie Orange (OOPS!)

5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you.

A: No one is near, I feel so lonely...

6. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, and word 6.

A: "Aware" (Twilight!!)

7. If you could be anybody from Twilight, who would you be?

A: ALICE!! Or Bella!!

8. Type your name with your elbow.

A: vdgfvjhdc

9. Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

A: The bathroom door (I should go say hi to Fred...)

10. Where are you?

A: My house. I have a question, but I'm not being paranoid...WHY DO YOU FREAKEN WANNA KNOW THAT??

11. Look up, now look back. What did you see?

A: A wall, Hello Wall!!

12. What's your personality like?

A: Crazy, Insane, Wild

13. Say 'George Bush'. What was the first thing that came to your mind?

A: Ew.

14. You have a million dollars. What do you do?

A:Donate it, Spend it, buy a car...I don't know. Whatever I wanted to do with it!

15. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of?

A: MUAOOAIGEHAA.N (IDK, MUAHAHAHA! I guess...)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

You Might Have a Twilight Obsession if you . .

you check the twilightlexiconblog every time you log on to a computer.

you learn that the twilght movie is filming 45.5 miles away from your house and it takes all you have not to go watch.

you check stephanie meyer's website/ twilight lexicon everyday to check information.

you squeal every time you see a silver Volvo, even if it's not your favorite car

you cringe whenever you hear/see Edward's or Bella's name and it has nothing to do with Stephenie Meyer.

you've ceased to believe that vampires actually have fangs or any weakness. And you believe all vampires must be inherently hot.

you're counting down the minutes until Breaking Dawn comes out.

a love song comes on and you immediately think of Edward and Bella.

you carry the books with you.

the name Edward becomes your new favorite guy name.

you try to compare a lot of things to the book.

you start imagining scenes from the books in your head before you go to bed.

you literally stopped breathing while watching clips from the movie.

35 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it can't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was
BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Random Questions!

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Can bald men get lice?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book. (teehehe)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I did that. Oops.)

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers, or taking a Fangish vow of silence, or trying to break Nudge's talking record)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (e.g. flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn into a wolf and maul someone, turn invisible and 'haunt' the school then laugh as the FBI freaks out, light your book on fire and cackle demonically...)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.

You've planned and perepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional (e.g. Too bad Edward Cullen is fictional)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character

Your idol is a character from a book

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who am i killing today babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you

Girls are like apples

the best ones are on the top of the trees

but people don't want to have to climb up to get them

so they just get the rotten ones on the ground.

so the good ones think that something is wrong with them

but in actuality

they are the best,

and the right boy will have to break his back

to climb up that tree

and get them.

I have the type of friends that if there were just one hand full of doritoes we would kill each other to get it

and when one of us got it they wouldn't say "sorry", they would laugh and say, "suckers!"

Why is it that sometimes others love

and others lose?

i guess it is because others are very lucky

and the rest are stronger.

Life isn't about braving the storm, its about dancing in the rain.

With my luck, if reincarnation was real

i would come back as...

myself.

if you think that the Cookie Crisp wolf should stop coping the Trix Rabbit and needs to get his own life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wanted to take a knife and STAB Jacob BLack over and over and over again when you read Eclipse, copy and paste this to your profile.

I hate Black, not the color. just the name. if you do, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you dream EVERY SINGLE NIGHT about Twilight-and enjoy it- copy and paste this to your profile.

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice, and your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While! he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell Sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell Daddy to be brave,
And when the breath has gone out of me and I have died,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die, and wish that I could tell you,
I love you, and good-bye


My name is Chris
I am three,
my eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
what else could have made

My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When i’m awake i’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
my daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
“I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
and heads for the door
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris
I am three,
tonight my daddy
murdered me.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (heee)

If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile. (if i don't know anyone, then yea, but that changes quickly)

If You Are 100 Percent Team Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hott...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'd die to become a vampire and dream to be a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to kill Bella, just so you can have Edward, copy and paste this into your profile

stereotypes

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and i must sleep with all the guys i see.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be loss with my morals.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecker.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a huge accent.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be messing around with them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be Screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

Love SHOPPING so I must be rich

i am Og so i must be MEXICAN

i live in a good home, and financially well off, so there for i should be smart, pretty, and thin. But since i am not, i have to be teased, and be compaired to everyone, and cry my self to sleep.

reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can repost this, and NOT be gay.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

--Basics--

Name: Larissa
Nickname(s): riss, rissa
Birthday: 4/21
Birthplace: utah
Current Location: utah
Eye Color: Blue/green
Hair Color: blonde on top, very light brown underneath
Height: like 5'6
Weight: not saying.
Lefty or Righty: righty
Zodiac Sign: taurus
What Do You Drive: don't drive
Screenname: vampirewanaberiss

--Favorites--

Color: purple, blue, green
Number: 24/26
Band: to many to name.
Music Genre: pop, alternative, not rap, not screamo.
TV Show: 20/20, full house.
Movie: changes.
Actor: um... logan lurman
Actress: anne hathaway, dakota fanning
Kind of Movie: Comedy/adventure

Cartoon: i haven't watched a cartoon for years.
Sport: i like volleyball, and basketball, doesn't mean i am good at those sports
Fast Food Restaurant: jakes over the top.
Food: Meat/ italian.
Ice Cream: serbert.
Cereal: honey bunches of oats
Candy: Snickers/reeses
Drink: diet coke
Alcoholic Beverage:i don't drink, not even when i legally can, i will never drink alcohol.
Quote: "no matter what the worlds says, not matter what you do, i will always be there for you." -? " a boy gave a girl some roses, and said 'i will love you till the day that the last rose dies.' there were 6 roses, one of them was fake."

--Do You--

Have any siblings: 3
Have any pets: 2
Have a job: nope
Have a cellphone: nope
Have any special talents or skills: singing, drawing, writing, talking.
Have any fears: yes. not saying.
Have a bedtime: 9:30 , but i don't sleep till 11:40
Sing in the shower: Yes
Want to go to college: Yes.
Get along with your parents: Not all the time, working on it.
Have any piercings: on my ears, one on each, i will never get any more
Have any tattoos: my body is a temple.
Swear: no, i got close, but no.
Smoke: No
Drink: no
Do Drugs: No

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: true love, no, crush, yes. i like love a guy alot, but i don't think it will work (he doesn't even know who i am.)
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope, cause i have never had a boyfriend
Are you single: yes.
Are you in a relationship: nope.
Do you have a crush on someone: Yes, he's a senior, and doesn't know me, except that i got his autograph.
Ever been dumped: nope, never dated
Ever dumped someone:once again, never dated.

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
Black or White: white
Lights On or Lights Off: if i am alone, off, if people are with me, on.
TV or Movie: Movie
Car or Truck: car.
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
French Toast or French Fries: French Fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins: Cookies
Winter Break or Spring Break: spring.
Hugs or Kisses: depends who it is from.

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: yes.
Smiled for no reason: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes

Talked to someone you don't know: Yes
Drank alcohol:nope
Done drugs: nope
Partied 'til the sun came up: Yes
Gotten a ticket: No, don't drive.

Been arrested: nope

Been convicted of a crime: no
Been in a wreck: yes
Been out of the country: yes, i was 3months old.

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: Yes
Ever TP'd someone's house: not yet, want to.
Ever egged someone's house:nope, thats to mean.
How many languages do you speak: one.
Who do you compare yourself to: rachel, and all of my friends, they are all better/prettier than me.
Ever regret anything: Sometimes
Do you like being tickled: Um...yes?
What are your goals: finish high school, college, marriage(hopefully) children, if i don't get married, become a teacher.
Are your fingers tired: No
Are you tired of this survey: not really
Are you happy: most of the time. i go in and out of good days, and bad days.

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Profoundly Deaf by True Blue 62 reviews
Bella is sent to live with her father to get a cochlear implant from Dr. Cullen. Edward falls for her but doesn't know her secret. Vamps are Vamps and humans are humans. Canon Couples. Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own the character. Stephenie Meyer does...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,092 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Renesmee's New Life by StarCrossedLovers123 reviews
Renesmee is physically sixteen years old and is in love with Jacob Black. But what happens whens she comes across an unexpected pregnancy. How will she cope. How will Edward react, and what about Jacob. Rated T to be safe. First fanfic so, be nice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,989 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
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Elizabeth Mason reviews
How did Elizabeth know what Carlisle could do for Edward? Did she ever have another love, other than Edward senior? Did Elizabeth Mason fall in love with a..... vampire? R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Elizabeth
My Twilight reviews
This is my version of twilight if i was bella, i don't own twilight, or its characters, i do own me though, or any characters that i make up! this is just to see how fan fic works so yea, don't be to tough! R&R please! tell me how i can improve!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009