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Joined 10-01-07, id: 1388712, Profile Updated: 04-27-15
Author has written 8 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Gorillaz, Captain America, Half-Life, Prometheus, 2012, Borderlands, and Over the Garden Wall.

As my fics demonstrate, I'm of the opinion that villains are people too and just need a hug in order to be convinced to abandon their sadistic, murderous ways and become productive members of society. I also believe the clouds are made of cotton candy and trees are really giant lollipops.

As my fics also demonstrate, I apparently have a fetish for bald, evil men, gasmasks, Nazis, monsters, and bald evil Nazis in gasmasks who turn into monsters. Therefore, anything I say should probably be taken with a grain of salt.

If you enjoy villain redemption stories, there might be something here you'll like. But be warned that the bad guys I like tend to be either universally reviled or are such minor characters that people forget they exist. Sometimes both :P

I have been accused of having "fandom ADD," which means I flit from one fandom to the next, leaving fics for long periods without updates. I hate to admit it, but this is true. Because of this, I have given up all attempts to keep to an update schedule. I feel bad about this, but I feel worse promising updates by a certain time and not delivering. I appreciate everyone's understanding and promise that, no matter how long a fic may go without updates, it hasn't been abandoned. Unless I am unexpectedly run over by a truck, I will finish it someday.

Also, sometimes I will work on multiple fics at the same time, so just because another fic as been updated or a new fic started, doesn't mean that I'm not also working on your favorite too.

If all that hasn't scared you off, then you'll find my humble contributions to this site below. I hope you enjoy them, but if you don't, I'm always happy to hear what you think I can do better. Though it may bruise my ego a hair, and I may not always agree with what you're saying, I'll never get angry at a reader who's just trying to help me out. Constructive criticism is one of the two greatest gifts a writer can receive. The other is you, the readers.

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Rescue by Darkover reviews
Javert is saved from suicide by Valjean, but it becomes more complicated than that, especially as it is not always clear who is saving whom.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Valjean, Javert
What Psychos Do by LittlePorcelainDoll reviews
I didn't mind killing. It used to bother me, but when the world is built on blood and bullets, it's hard to get worked up for anything anymore. - Krieg/Maya
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Krieg, Maya
It's Only Programmed by Candyandsugarysurprises reviews
Emotions, personalities, and what we choose to do with our life is what makes us who we are. Our past and our future does as well. Who we choose to be and whether or not we take the role as the villain or the hero in this game are all our choices to make. The question is, will we make the right one? BOT AN UPDATE IT'S AN AUTHOR'S NOTE
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - King Candy/Turbo, Vanellope von Schweetz
I Dream of the New Ranger version 2 by The J.A.M. a.k.a. Numbuh i reviews
A nightmare forces Dale into a vow of chastity. No problem...except he's a newlywed...mature situations, but nothing explicit, I hope. Corrected, reformatted, and re-edited for your enjoyment!
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Mary by The J.A.M. a.k.a. Numbuh i reviews
A story about Mary Melody, and how she feels alone in the shadows of the stars. Major selfinsertion here, Plucky bashing and Star bashing! Nominated for 9 UKE Awards! Reuploaded with corrections.
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
HalfLife by B.E.QUEST reviews
Murdoc turns forty, and he thinks it's high time to put everything in his head to rest. A .45 caliber, a small cake, and one puff of smoke later, he decides to live a little longer. Story will become Murdoc x 2D. Mature scenes available in another archive
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,747 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 6,998 - Follows: 538 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Common Nightmares by Niani reviews
Another Asmo fic. yeah, I felt the need to write another one-shot. This takes place in Fires of Heaven as well. I didn't think RJ elaborated enough when he made Rand erase the Darkhound prints.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Complete
Wishing Well by BlueSkyScribe reviews
Based on the earliest G3 toys. Young Queen Sunsparkle is determined to save her kingdom . . . using any means necessary.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 6/4/2003
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Fool's Errand reviews
Everyone's least favorite Psycho Bandit gets a taste of his own medicine...and learns about a little thing called "guilt." Now, in a desperate attempt to make it go away, he decides to help someone he has wronged. Will he succeed? Does anyone care?
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Tiny Tina
Reflection reviews
Unable to let go of her need for answers, Elizabeth Shaw makes a different decision aboard the escape pod. Now, in the face of overwhelming tragedy and bitter loneliness, two beings make the discovery that maybe they aren't so different after all.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,961 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 7/30/2012 - E. Shaw, Engineer
As Roses Lie Sleeping reviews
The Woodsman's daughter returns, only to find that she has brought someone else back with her. Soulbound to a monster, she must journey through the Unknown in order to find a way to free herself from the Beast once and for all. But though her father is willing to do anything to save her, it is a journey she and her other half must take alone.
Over the Garden Wall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - The Beast, The Woodsman
Fallen Hitokiri reviews
What would happen if Kenshin was able to stop Jin'eh from committing suicide after their fight? How can he help an angry, broken, and stubborn man who does not want to be saved? The first fanfic I ever wrote and it's longer than Longcat.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 61,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Jin-e
Remnants reviews
Two tools of the Combine Establishment have an encounter that will send them down an unknown path...and far from the world they know. Is it possible to rediscover your humanity after it has been taken from you...or you've willingly given it up?
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012
A New Purpose reviews
When Captain America and the Red Skull clash once again over the Cosmic Cube, things take a tragic turn. How do you go on when you've lost everything that gave your life meaning? Later chapters will contain slash.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - J. Schmidt/Red Skull
The Meaning of Loyalty reviews
When the Red Skull is rendered weak and helpless, Crossbones must face a side of his boss he's never seen before...and perhaps discover something about himself in the process.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - J. Schmidt/Red Skull, B. Rulmow/Crossbones
Discarded reviews
Takes place immediately after the "Rhinestone Eyes" storyboard. Noodle and her bandmates are engaged in a fierce battle to protect Plastic Beach. But when the smoke clears, not everyone has made it out. What will happen to the ones left behind?
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,867 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Noodle, Sun Moon Stars