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Author has written 11 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

I am a female, age 17 and I am a senior in High School. I am attending art school for photography and spend a great deal of time taking pictures. That as well as many other things have led me to no longer write fanfiction. I am truly sorry, and I always hated it when authors would put their stories on hiatus with no expectation of coming back, but that's what I'm doing. I am very sorry.

Favorite three fanctions are Returning Echoes, Dark Humor, and Full Circle

Conventions. Connecticon 11, 10, 09, 08, 07 Anime Boston 09, 11 Another Anime Con 2011

My favorite pairing is EdRoy obviously from my stories. But I love so many other pairings. Such as AlfonsEd Edvy, RoyAi, MaesRoy, EdHavoc RoyHavoc Elricest AlWinry GreedKimblee KimbleeRoy WrathEnvy WrathAl EdPrideRoy FemEdRoy EdPrideEnvy EdPride!Ed RossBrosh SheskaKain.

I read Dominic Deegan Oracle for Hire, Ctrl+Alt+Delete, Brain Dead, F@NBOY, VGCats, Super Effective, Candi, Teahouse, Starfighter, Survivng the World, SomeonceToldMe, Postsecret


Favorite quotes(Newest at top. ) "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."

"Hey, things were busy. We sort of had immediate problems." Sam "Save it for the next family Christmas dinner, at which I will pointedly refuse to speak to you or pass the yams." Balthazar Use Your Illusions 7

"My God, you guys are even worse after getting laid." Bobby "I thought that getting laid was supposed to make us more bearable. I apologize if I did anything incorrectly. Perhaps we should return to the motel and try again." Castiel Use Your Illusions 7

"Angels are abstracts; they're ideas. The idea of "messenger", the idea of obedience, of strength, of glory, glory to the Lord. Castiel is the idea of saffron – the smell, the taste, the feel, the look. He is the idea of Thursday – Thor's Day. Thunder's Day. The distant growling rumble that warns of an oncoming storm; the crack that splits the air like an angry shout; an admonishment to those who'd disobey." A Measure of Pain

"Are you a vegetarian because you love animals or because you hate plants?" Priestly Ten Inch Hero

“I think angels playing peek-a-boo in the ammo store is jumping right to the top of my list of weird-but-awesome crap that I’ve seen in my lifetime.”Dean

"You will address me as Professor Crowley, or, should you wish to get on my good side, Doctor Crowley. I will also accept ‘your majesty,’ ‘holiest of holies,’ and ‘God.’”Crowley Cold Academic Hell 5 A-Side

“No one? How about you, there, with the rosary? I hate to say it, but if you’re taking this class to become closer to Jesus, you’re going to be very disappointed.” Crowley Cold Academic Hell 5 A-Side

“You still wanna break my face?” Dean “No, not at this moment.” Sam 7x07 The Mentalists

"Castiel was often confused by the Winchesters."

"Before you go off on some carefully planned rant full of thinly veiled threats, I know why you called me here," Balthazar "You know why we called you here?" Sam "Yes, yes. Wayward angel and all that. Did I ever tell you about the wonderful summer I spent in Rome, sucking olives from a dark haired beauty's navel? Hmm, good times, you should try it one day." Balthazar "Balthazar, we don't have time this," Sam "You should make time, I'm fascinating. No one ever seems to appreciate that." Balthazar Memories of You And Me Ch5

"I don't need protecting." Dean "Hmm, yes I'm sure you'd quite happily play chicken with a T-Rex." Balthazar Memories of You And Me Ch5

"What, you didn't think Castiel was the only badass angel did you? I tell you, no one appreciates me." Balthazar Memories of You And Me Ch5

"Get off of me!" Dean "That's not how you playyyy. I'm gonna sit on you until you say your feelings." Sam "If you don't get off me I'm gonna shoot you." Dean "Those aren't feeling words." Sam "Fine. I feel like if you don't get off me, you're gonna feel my foot up your ass." Dean

"How does it feel to stand on the very stones, that ran with your parents blood? Do you feel sad? Full of rage? Or does that outfit help bury your feelings, hiding your true self. You are truly an extraordinary specimen. I look forward to breaking you."

"Teaching Angels about freedom was much like trying to teach poetry to fish." Cas S6Ep20 The Man Who Would be King

"God want you to have freedom." Cas "What does he want us to do with it?" "If I knew then, what I know now, I might have said, 'It's simple, freedom is a length of rope, god wants you to hang yourself with it'." Cas S6Ep20 The Man Who Would Be Kind

"My only weakness, is knowing your secrets and holding them close, and hold them tight. I know the way to silently make you smile with my eyes, when you're trying to fight."

When You Find Me‎"You enjoy the debate team?” “Yeah, it’s cool.” “And it has lots of members?” “Quite a few, I guess.” “Mm-hm. So... you do a lot of mass debating, then?”

“Dean, look, I just finished typing up our wedding invitations, read them over.” Cas “NO.” Dean “Why? Dean, this is a very special day and I don’t know whether I’m being polite or pissing on everybody’s life.” Cas tumblr

" Do you realize how much work I have to do now, Sammy? Do you? Because I think it’s safe to say that I can kiss goodbye to my social life for the next decade. God, this was a horrible idea. A horrible, horrible idea. And he’s coming over tomorrow night to help me study for my science make-up test. It’s like… it’s like I bought a puppy or something. Yeah, it’s like I bought a puppy, and it seemed like a good idea at the time but now it’s taken over my life and it’s eaten my favorite shoes and I can’t go out anymore because it’ll pee in my bed. Yeah! Castiel is like a disruptive puppy!” Dean Jump The Track Ch4

"I just want to sit here and read my porn, but Spiderman keeps flirting with me." Me

"We're going to the story. Store*" Alex "If you're going to the story make sure you pick me up some intriguing characters, solid plot and a surprise twist ending." Eric

"Uh, yeah. Lisa wants us go on a double date with Cas and her friend Angela." Dean"Let me guess, afterwards the four of you will watch 'Steel Magnolias' and then your periods would synchronize?" Sam Freedom Comes Naturally ch 2

"Oh you're just so adorable Dean." Sam "Fuck you very much Sam." Dean"Is that a way to treat your brother?" Sam "You're not my brother, tonight… You are Hulk." Dean "…Your argument is valid, I accept it." Sam That's Not My Name pt 3

"You look like a five years old, Dean!" Cas Dean’s response was to stick his tongue out at him. "Very mature Mr Winchester." Cas "Don't Mr Winchester me, it makes me look old." Dean"You are old!" Cas "But still hot!"Dean That's Not My Name pt 3

"Hello." Castiel "Hello?" Sam "Yes." Castiel "Hello?" Sam "That is still the correct word?" Castiel "I've been trying to call you for weeks, Dean calls once and suddenly it's hello?" Castiel "Dean and I do share a more profound bond." Dean

"Cas is busy, he doesn't live in my ass. AH! Cas get out of my ass." Dean "I was never in your..." Cas

"I read once that drinking was dangerous, so I gave up reading." The Christmas Cottage

"About time, I'd like a cheeseburger..with extra onions ;]." "You think you're funny?" "I think I'm adorable."

"I am not the cookie cutter, I cut the cookies...and I cut you." Tyra Banks

"Wait come back?" Jensen "Dean." Jared "Yeah?" Jensen "I love you..." Jared "I love you too." Jensen "What?" Jared "I miss your musk." Jensen Supernatural Bloopers

"Wars never end, just the lives of the soldiers that fought them." The Christmas Cottage

“A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?”

"I want everyone I meet to remember me." Lea "I know I won't forget you..I try all the time." Isa "See, I'm immortal!" Lea "You're obnoxious." Isa Birth By Sleep

"But you're a...a" "A stranger? But don't you remember? We've met before." "We have?" "Well of course, you said so yourself. Once upon a dream."

"Why do we move around so much?" Sam "Cause everywhere we go, they get sick of your face." Dean

"Don't reduce art to the artist, art isn't about the artist, it's about life, beauty, love, and emotion." The Christmas Cottage

"I would try alchemy but I heard it costs an arm and a leg"

"Good, you're finally getting into the music...do you get my joke? It's cause head...well it's, it's in the tuba."

"I'll be your conscience..." Dean "You mean you'll be my Jiminy Cricket." SoulessSam "Fine, whatever just get in the car Pinocchio." Dean

‎"This tea is nothing more then hot leaf juice." "Uncle that's what all tea is!" Avatar The Last Airbender

"There's something *cough* caught in my *cough* throat...*cough* I think it's my throat."

"You're my brother, and I love you, but you are a great big bag of dicks."

"If you really want to keep publishing the books, it's fine with us?" Sam "Really?!?" Chuck "No, we have guns, we'll find you." Sam

"The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I. " Mufasa Lion King

"She may cry, but her tears will dry, when I hand her the key to a shiny new Australia."

"I'm going to find god." Cas "God?" Dean "Yes. He isn't in heaven, then he has to be somewhere." Cas "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla." Dean "God is not on any flat bread.." Cas

"Genius here took a nose-dive into the mortal coil." Dean "Why in the Hell would you do that?" Bobby "Because I enjoy your company so much, Bobby." Castiel Ready To Fall Ch2

"You don't go to a convention and be rational." Natalie Von Achen

"Your hand on my hand...ON HIS CHEST!" James Park

"Needs more fire." "That sounds dangerous." "Does this look okay?" "What are they?"

"Why are you explaining your porn to me...WHY AM I LISTENING!" Adam Lundregen

"Many politicians are in the habit of laying it down as a self-evident proposition that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim."

"Avada kadabra!" "You're a harry potter fan?" Clevernot "Who isn't?" "Jesus." Cleverbot

"When a door closes, a window opens!...Actually if that saying were true, building security would be a fucking nightmare..."

"Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because it's changed since I last saw you." "I saw you 20 minutes ago. You need to stop this!"

“Everyone has a secret they haven’t shared. Everyone has a past no one’s heard about. Everyone has talents that people don’t notice. Everyone has weaknesses hidden inside. Everyone has a story left untold, so never start judging someone thinking you know them back to front. Because the truth is, you probably don’t.”

"Did you grow up on a chicken farm, cause you sure know how to raise cocks."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"Tie them together piglet. Can you tie a knot?" Rabbit "I can not." Piglet "Ah, so you can knot." Rabbit "No, I can not knot." Piglet "Not knot?" Rabbit "Who's there." Pooh "Pooh." Rabbit "Pooh who?" Pooh "Ah, piglet we need more then two knots." Rabbit "Not possible." Piglet "So it IS possible to knot those pieces." Owl "Not these pieces." Piglet "Yes, knot those pieces." Pooh "Why not?"Piglet "Because it's all for knot." Eeyore

"I want everyone I meet to remember me." Lea "I know I won't forget you..I try all the time." Isa "See, I'm immortal!" Lea "You're obnoxious." Isa Birth By Sleep

"You need to pick up your self esteem and get to work." Mom "What are you talking about, I'm fabulous."

"Do you fish? I hate fishing..I hate fish. Hate the taste, hate the smell, hate all the little bones." Atlantic: The Lost Empire

"Before Harry, the Twins had found the Mirror of Erised. When they looked in it, they didn't see anything except themselves, so they just thought it was a mirror. When George found it after the war, he looked in it again, expecting to see himself. While he was gaunt and underfed, the man in the mirror wasn't. Then, his reflection looked towards the frame, and an identical man joined the man in the mirror. George saw his brother for the first time since his death, and he broke down. "

"When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause. When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, 'because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.' "

"You should watch your back." Lori "Really? Maybe you should stop spending so much time on yours." Jackie That 70's Show

"Are you crazy!?! This plan will never work!! Oh Mufasa, you've been up there too long, your head is in the clouds!"

"You're such a fuck-ass." "You can go suck a fuck." "Tell me Elizabeth, how does one suck a fuck. I'M ALL EARS.

""She may cry, but her tears will dry, when I hand her the key to a shiny new Australia."

"Good, you're finally getting into the music...do you get my joke? It's cause your head...well it's, it's in the tuba."

"However, their topics are often a little strange. I confess, I have not really gone into great depths of reading that sort of thing. A lot of them are very sexual. I don’t know what it is - Hagrid, Hermione, Draco… And also, there’s some alarming pictures to go with them. Let me stress, these pictures are not real. Me and Daniel never spooned in bed… or we never took pictures anyway." Tom Feltion

"So there are two cookies in the oven. One of them goes 'Whew, it's so hot in here.' And then the other goes 'AH! A talking cookie!"

"Extra virgin olive oil. Extra extra virgin olive oil. Olive oil with a questionable past."

"I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later."

“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.” - Johnny Depp

"To me Draco isn't the boy 'Who made all the wrong choices', he's the boy who didn't have a choice."

"So how's the elevator buisness treating you, Rueben?" "Oh, it has it's ups and downs."

"That awkward moment when you defeated the dark lord before you could walk, but you are still shit scared of your best friend."

"I wonder what goes through your mind when someone mentions my name to you."

"Parker, you know what my favorite brand of rice is?" "No, what?" Peter Parker "Uncle Ben's"

"Yeah, it was pretty hard on all of us seeing James like that but we all felt really bad for Oliver. I mean, we were acting sad about it because he was our fake brother or son or friend but Oliver had it for real, you know, that was his real brother, his real best friend lying there. So we all gave him a hug after and for the first time James and Oliver said ‘I love you’ to each other in front of us. Not that they would ever admit it but it was still a very sweet moment." Daniel Radcliffe

"There are two kinds of evil. People who do evil stuff, and people who see evil stuff being done and don't do anything to stop it."

"Usually when a girl is sarcastically mean, it means they're attracted to you. But afraid that they'll be showing too much."

"The god of writing sent me to earth to show people how to write." Stephanie Meyer "I didn't send anyone." J.K. Rowling

"The armies of the dead always report well rested."

"Only a thin layer of dirt separates civilization from an undead apocalypse."

"It's good to learn from your failures, but I prefer to learn from the failures of others." Jace Beleren

"Murder of the living is tragic, but murder of the idea is unforgivable." Janus

"True strength is in the mind, for the body is too malleable a form." Politus

"On a world with five suns, night is compelled to become an aggressive force."

Becca Demczuk

"So, is that what you call a getaway? Well tell me what you got away with. Cause I've seen more spine in jellyfish. I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids. Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the windshield."

"I'd say so. Cole wanted to warn me off. He thinks I'm encroaching on his territory." Roy "Well, you are, although if Ed heard anyone call him “territory” he'd gut them in a second. What did you do? Please tell me you didn't set him on fire. Gracia says I'm not allowed to help you move bodies any more." Maes Untouchable

"Wherever I may roam; where I lay my head is home." James

"I see what is wrong with the world, so many things I want to say, but words fall on deaf ears while the music is getting out of control." Me 4-28-09

"All you are to me is dead skin."Savannah Faith 4-27-09

"As I look back at countless crossroads and the middle where I stay, right up the beaten path to boredom where the fakest fucks get laid." Savannah Faith

"I lost you for a minute" Caitlyn "my mistake sir." Me "I'm no sir. I'm a Lady." Caitlyn "And ladies shouldn't be messed with." Me 4-24-09

"Katie, you're short." Bianca "NO I AM NOT!" Me "You're wearing high heeled boots!" Bianca "You know what...go suck a fuck." Me "Tell me please, how does one, 'suck a fuck'?" Bianca

"Want to know what I don't like, kids that talk about people behind their backs." Ms. Foster looking at me "Well I hate adults who aren't mature enough to tell them to stop." Me 4-21-09

"Oh right, till is a lot like you. He plays pranks for no reason, and then runs away. In the end he got caught and executed." Chiaki "That's not cheerful at all!! Why do you say I'm like till?!" Nodame "Because sometimes I also want to kill you." Chiaki Nodame Cantabile

"Get out of my seat please." Me "Say the magic word." Josh "Get the hell out of my seat." Me 4-21-09

"Eh, do you mean to say that I can stay in your room overnight?" Nodame "Yeah, that's fine." Chiaki "But...my bra and panties don't match." Nodame "...Is that so?" Chiaki Nodame Cantabile

"Why aren't you guys done reading the book?" Ms. Foster "Why do you care? You're not taking the test." Shanice 4-6-09

"Why is your family so cool. What happened to you?" Nick to Ms. B 4-6-09

"How's your egg doing?" Ms. B "It's cracked." "You have cracked huevos, how do you feel?" Nick 4-7-09

"Before I say yes, how did he get burned?" Kate "He'll say it was my fault, but I clearly remember telling him; ' Dear god, you're on fire, run for your life'." Scott John tucker Must Die

"Tu novio?" Ms. B "What's his name?" Nick "Steve." Ms. B "That's my dads name!" Chris "You date Chris' dad?!" Nick 4-7-09

"What do you have against swans...?" "Uh- hello! Field trip two years ago! Swan went into my..." "...Oh! Bookbag?" "Yeah, I just...forgot the word.."

"But I do keep an open mind, you'd be surprised what manages to find its way in there." Bridge to Terribithia

"Time flies and there is nothing we can do but watch as our lives unfold onto the paper, with the clock hands going tick, tick, tick." Me 4-14-09

"I went shopping." Ethan "Obviously." Lucas "Now that I'm engaged, I need to be more domesticated. I'm going to learn how to cook!" Ethan "So that's what my horoscope meant about lots of fire and screaming today." Lucas Ctrl+Alt+Del Plus One Cooking

"The ninjas were late for the tea party, the Mad Hatter Hatted madly, and expressed that he was erroneously apologetic since the tea was merely water." PS Forums Three Word Story

"If homosexuality is a disease, I better call in to school tomorrow. Yeah, I won't be in. Still queer."'

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?"

"Everyone wants to be happy, nobody wants to feel pain. But you can't ever see the rainbow without getting wet by the rain."

"Never comprimise. Even in the face of Armageden."

"Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children."

"Oh Shut up Mr. Self Scarifice. You're not dead yet. I swear, you're the biggest drama queen of them all." Spark "Did your cat just make a gay joke. Because I've got a comeback about him being a little puss-" Szark "SZARK!" Mrs. Deegan Dominic Deegan Oracle for Hire

"Hey Katie, you want Vanilla or Vanilla?" Dan "I think I'll go with Vanilla." Me "Sorry all I got is strawberry." Dan

"Why pet the porcupine if the quills are already in your hand?" Bryan

"I wanna be the girl he gives his hoodie to wear and cuddles up next to when it's cold. He'll be the one who comes up behind me, wraps his arms around my waist, catches me off guard, and whispers 'You look beautiful.'"

"Are you alright, Brother?" - Al "Yeah, I'm just peachy. I love turbulant carriage rides with seats as soft as granite." - Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Hey, who wrote 'gullible' on the ceiling?" "Where?" - Wandering Hitokiri

"THE IRISH ARE HERE!! DEFEND YOUR VIRGINITY!!" - Bishquet

"What kind of monk is he?" - Sango "His own kind." - Kagome, InuYasha

"I am not a little pervert!" - Jiraiya "Oh yeah? Then what are you?" - Naruto "...I'm a big one." - Jiraiya "Oh yeah, that makes all the difference." - Naruto, Naruto

"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one." - House, House MD

"Look, I'll kill the rat for you and give you the experience. It would have slaughtered you anyway." - Aeris "Hmm...I tie the rat's tail to a stick!" - Leo "What?" - Aeris "It's a rat flail!" - Leo, VG Cats

"Yes Lee! Let the power of youth explode!" - Gai-sensei, Naruto "You do realize that statement could be taken in so many different ways, all of them wrong."

"If you strangle a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

"You know, for an intelligence officer, you're not very intelligent." - Zeva, NCIS

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." - House,

"Never get between a man and his fiber." - Numb3rs

"I don't want to cause a lot of injuries unnecissarly. All those who don't like visiting the doctor should retreat now." - Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Pay no attention to my friend... he's... you know... a special-ed ninja." - Sakura, Naruto

"Is this the part where I say who's there and something creepy happens?" - Spike Angel

"Why is it that all men are idiots?" - Rin "Because all men used to be boys, and we all know how they act when they see something distracting." - Wandering Hitokiri "Point taken." - Rin

"I see. So basically, you're a Shinigami? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!" - Ichigo, Bleach

"Master Sergeant Feury, during your last physical examination we discovered a severe case of athletes foot... and we now believe that it is affecting your brain." - Hawkeye,

"Here's another curse: may all your bacon burn." - Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle

"Sometimes, when people are complete assholes to you, all you need to do is smile, be polite, and show the sons of bitches that you have better manners than they do." Wanering Hitokiri Profile

"I didn't know people actually read emails--the delete button is so conveniently located." - House

"And now on behalf of the entire suit of the broken cards, Alice will now lop off the queen's head." Psych

"It's been raining too much, and her umbrella has too many holes in it." Vanessa

"If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk." -Conan O'Brien

"Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch." Psych

"Dude, he's running! International sign of guilt!" Psych

"Good morning, detectives! Collecting donations for the policeman's ball?" "We don't have balls." "I honestly have no response to that."Psych

"If I catch you anywhere near this case, I will throw every book I can find at you." "What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't you think?" Psych

"She's still a wanted criminal." Buldor "And yet, I still like her better then you." Train Black Cat

"Save the cheerleader, save the world." Heroes

"Sing us a song, your the piano man, sing us a song tonight. Cause were all in the mood for a melody. And you got us feeling all right." Piano man Billy Joel

"I wonder how I keeps a smile through this world of shit, yet my friends seem to make the world just that little bit better." Me

"I admit I fell in love, but does that mean, you won't treat me the same, for you are the one I have fallen for." Me

"Would you be interested in a super straw?" Flight Of The Concords

"A very merry unbirthday to you and you! A merry unbirthday to you, would you like some tea too?" Me

"May I rest in peace in this life of misery, yet firm holds on my mind, grip me back to reality." - Me

"The masochist will create a separate entity to accomplish a repulsive level of self-abuse." Freud

“I never even knew Izumi Curtis and she rules my life,” Daniel Life After Truth 2

"Note to self: Staring at the screen for two minutes will not magically type your post..." Vanessa 3-19-09

"You are wonderful, may I express my feelings with my body."Tamaki "Please don't" Haruhi

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."

"I'd rather fight with you then make love to someone else." The Wedding Date

"Which song do you like better, this one or the last one." "They are both endlessly unpleasant." Owl Deadman's Wonderland

"You like watching stuff about guys getting it on...with other guys "You make it sound so dirty." "Maria, it is dirty >:)" Aoi House

"I feel so used and dirty." "That's the point."Aoi House

"It's not getting to the land of the dead that's the problem. It's getting back." Barbossa Pirates 3

"Coffee machines have timers..."Jerry "Yes, Jerry, it's a coffee machine." Rachel Eagle Eye

"If you're staring at me, it better be because I-'m the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear you're all demoted to something that involves touching shit with your hands!" Agent Morgan Eagle Eye

"I had gay sex at church camp...3 times" PostSecret

"I only love 2 of my children" PostSecret

"I cheated on my SAT's and I got a scholarship" PostSecret

"My family is rich, but I shoplift everyday." PostSecret

"I'm sorry I fought so hard to live and that you had to die alone. If we could go back to that night I would go with you..." PostSecret

"In 6th grade I would spend my lunch period in the nurse's office because I had no one to sit with at the cafeteria. I pretended to be sick." PostSecret

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." Hanjuluver

"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work." Hanjuluver

"But mom! All my friends are doing it!"Bob "If you friends jumped off of a building, would you?" Bob's Mom "Yes, because then there would be padding for when I landed!" Bob Hanjuluver

He turned the knob and went in slowly then from above something fell on him, something that was crispy and good and smelled like…. popcorn shrimp? “MY BRETHREN!” Full metal fell to his knees sobbing. Hanjuluver

“I SWEAR IRONY IS ONE OF THE HOMUNCULI AND HE’S FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE!” Hanjuluver

"Faster than a rabid squirrel on coffee." Hanjuluver

"How's your position?" "Good."Shepard "Care to elaborate." "Really good."Shepard Atlantis

"Everyone follows Roy, even though he's a useless bastard who needs a swift kick in the ass." Me 3-2-09

"It's not the power that defines us. It's what we choose to do with it."

"I can just kick him when I see him Monday." Me "Where it hurts?" Vanessa "No, I wouldn't kick him there. I might need it later." Me 2-27-09

"I've gone to look for myself. If I return before I get back, keep me here."

"You're like my anti-drug, and you're better than Prozac." Momo "Prozac... isn't that what makes guys...?" Rina " ... No... That's Viagra...Prozac is an anti-depressant..."Momo

"Maybe you should try and believe in god." Zoey "Should I?" Tessa "Yeah the whole human race." Zoey "I don't know. I think he might be dead." Tessa Before I die

"Would you like to stay for dinner." Mulan "Would you like to stay forever." Grandma Mulan 1

"The world behind the world. And were stuck in the middle." Constantine

"A girl like any other." "The only girl that'd like him is his mother." Mulan

"Irony always got the last laugh." Epilogue (the story by Winds of Water)

"Is it going to hurt." "Only if god hates you." Robot Chicken

"She's twisting my titty like a 9 day clock." Ed (Bianca's Dad)

"Are you okay sensei?" Sakura "I'm fine, nothing a few weeks of intensive care can't fix." Kakashi Naruto Movie 3

"Though..what is it you want to see so badly~? Or do you just enjoy getting lost in your own madness?"Serberio AiW RP

"If the man was only to tease if he could deliver, it was obvious he had a lot of delivering to do." Bekkah AiW RP

"She was almost sure that if someone told her to walk off a bridge, her sister would nod and proceed to do so. She was clever though, and for her age incredibly smart. She'd pick a low bridge, at least." Lareha AiZ RP

"Well, what cream do you prefer? We have ice cream, butter cream, goat cream, elephant cream, coffee cream...Then there's my cream; but I suppose we have to save that for later, won't we?" Damon AiW RP

"Welcome to the party. Have a blast, but make sure not to lose your head. I have a few times. Damon and Liz had a royal fun time helping me find it."Zach AiW Rp

"My problems are not petty and in fact are very important..a hare without her tea is like a Cheshire without his smile." Charlie AiW RP

"Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way." Cheshire Cat"Who did?" Alice "The White Rabbit."Cheshire Cat "He did?" Alice "He did what?" Cheshire Cat "Went that way." Alice "Who did?" Cheshire Cat "The White Rabbit." Alice "What rabbit?" Cheshire Cat

"No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow." Mad Hatter Alice in Wonderland

"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see." Alice in Wonderland

"If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does." Duchess Alice in Wonderland

"Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at. Up above the world you fly. Like a teetering, in the sky." The Door Mouse Alice in Wonderland

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" Alice in Wonderland

"What kind of mental patient kill themselves. That's just crazy." Constantine

"There's so many pictures..." me "I know." mimi "I'm going to kill you." Me "I know." Mimi 2-8-09

"I need to go to the bathroom." Mimi "Then go to the bloody bathroom. You don't need me to tell you you can." Me 2-8-09

"It's fine, stop worrying." "That's like telling water not to be wet." Taken

"Plus when you saw me, I was hiding in a closet. Time to man up." Psych

"Hi, I'm Clyde. I'm very funny and I have no girlfriend." Clyde "Hi, I'm Jules. I'm a cop." Jules "Nice rejection. Very clean." Clyde Psych

"Why are you guys walking so slow." Caitlyn "Yeah, that's why I'm hovering." Me "I like when you hover." Cyrsta

"It's not about the past anymore, it's about tomorrow. So I'm not gonna say a word, know that I want to. I want to scream to the sky that I would do anything to get you back. But I'm going to let you go, because that's what you want. Once you walk out that door I'm going to let go of everything I've been holding onto. So we can both have tomorrow." Psych

"Make cinnabuns." Dad "Yeah and deliver them." Mom "She said Digorno." Dan 2-4-09

"You know jack, I'm having trouble opening this jar." Eric "That's cause it's a can." Boy Meets World

"Extinguished like a flam- ow that's hot." Eric Boy Meets World

"My name is ...plays with squirrels." Eric ..."Mr Mathews?"Mr. Feenie "Mr. Squirrels." Eric "Eric?" "Plays with." Eric Boy Meets World

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better then your dreams."Dr Seuss

"Go get me a drink Lemmy. I'll be your narrator for the evening." Fanboys

"It's against the rules to throw a paddle at your opponent!" "Who said were playing ping-pong?" Ai no Gebokutachi

"This show is eroding my straight-ness." About Ouran

"My life has become a romantic comedy...gate kill me now." Me

"If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left."

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back"

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

"One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject"

"Your threatening aura is showing." Saa Koi ni Ochitamae

"Before it comes the switch back to summer uniforms, I want you stripped naked, by my hand. Those are the sort of dreams I have." Yuuki Saa Koi ni Ochitamae

"I rather like men. They're hot, sexy, funny. But when it comes to their intelligence, most are lacking." Me 1-16-09

"The stone is mentioned, emo angsty Roy fighting with Maes, looking for Ed, innuendos from Envy...the works." Me

"Just act normal." "I'd ask you to do the same, but I'm afraid that ship has sailed."

"That's great. You just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out."

"Money isn't class. Look at you, you have a 500 dollar suit on and your still a lowlife." "Yeah, but I look good."

"Pedro is creepy...he touches me and I don't like it."Miguel "Your mouth says no, no but your eyes say yes, yes." Casey Somewhere on Facebook

"With enemies like Roy, who needs friends?" Me 1-13-09

"Why's Kevin in this picture, I thought it was just the guys." Shawn "I am getting that fixed!" Kevin "Fix it all you want, your still daddy's little princess."Shawn Somewhere on Facebook

"I've never danced with a commoner before."Tamaki "Well I never danced with an idiot before so I guess were even." Haruhi

"If ever I can taste through my nose, I don't wonder." Is it Good to put a Nintendo Zapper in the Microwave

"I'm a perv!" Envy cosplayer

"So...Do you and Robert do... anything?"Nessa "...What? EW NO! I'm straight!" "...Oh..."Nessa "But...He does touch my butt sometimes..." "What?"Nessa "Yeah...And there was this time at lunch, where he sat down next to me and gripped my leg and said 'Hey Babe'" "...Interesting." Nessa "Yeah, he touched my butt too!" Jake "WHAT!?" Nessa

"I remember on the DC field trip, he laid in the bed with me, and i was all "NO! GET IN THE OTHER BED!" "And there was one time where he just laid on me" Jared "...That's hot." Nessa

"Hearing you agree with me, makes me mad for some reason." Ed Talking to scar FMA Chapter 91

"Isn't it wonderful. Out here, in the moonlight, just the two of us?" Psiren "Shut up thief." "Wonderful with small talk aren't you." Psiren FMA Anime

"No wonder people are executed at dawn. Who wants to live at 6 am?" ~Riza Hawkeye

"I'm the kinda person that walks into a room and apologizes."

"Good morning ladies and gentleman of the espada. We are under attack. But first, shall we have some tea?" Aizen Chapter 244

"Are you ready sir?" Dad "Don't call me sir, if anything call me Elric." Me "Elricky?"Dad "No...El-ric." Me "Elricky it is." Dad blank stare -later- "So Elricky, how are things?" Dad face palm

"How about kids ... you want, you want kids? " " ... Do I want to have kids ?... Ah, I want to have sex ... if that's the excuse, sure."

Jay Leno: ... you have like 2 million friends on MySpace ...
Dane Cook: ... that's true, some people out here, my friends ...
Jay Leno: ... how do you do that, I mean 2 million ...
Dane Cook: ... that's a lot of time spent sitting in your underwear eating Froot Loops, clicking accept over and over again ...

"... when you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ..."

Jay Leno: ... now, do you believe in the concept of marriage, are you a marriage guy? Dane Cook: ... I do believe in the concept of marriage ... Jay Leno: ... in the concept ... Dane Cook: ... I would like to keep my a ceremony very small, very intimate, I don't believe in an ostentatious wedding, because I want to save my money for the divorce ... Jay Leno: ... you want to plan ahead ...

"If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don't become terrified, you mess back ... If somebody calls and was like "have you checked the children?" I'd be like "I killed them!"

"When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion"

"I hate dogs." Sebastian "...Woof..." Ciel Kuroshitsuji Anime

"The first person I killed was my wife. She was nagging me about something and without meaning to I chopped her to pieces." Barry The Chopper

"Is it a good read?" "No it's shit." "Wouldn't say that at a book club, would you?" Graham Nortan Show 12-27-08

"Where's the cat?" Mom "Uh...yo no se?" Me "Don't speak japanese!" Mom 1-3-09

"Everyone that signed this. You are now dead. That is all." Mimi (truth)

"He has fangs. I figure their for something." Mimi 12-27-08

"Go fuck me." Cat 12-27-08

"Sign this please." Mimi (Truth) whisper " Run while you can." Me (Ed)

"Canibalism is gonna make a come back." Mr Emple "Someone try and eat me, watch what happens." Jesse

"Between the good and bad, that's where you'll find me reaching for heaven." I'm Alive Kuroshitsuji ending

"Akira, you asked me if the power of an otome can be good or bad. You can be the one to decide that. With you and your queen." Boss Mai Otome 21

"You asshole." Cat "I prefer bitch, please." Me

"Why does every thought, have you by my side?" Me

"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." Clifton Fadiman.

"Hee hee... Envy doesn't know techi terms?" "Nope :P I just put rod A into slot B and see what happends ;.." "Ew... and see what happens? You're gonna be a daddy if ya keep that up..." "...Males don't have babies, silly." "No. homonculous can though... " "...Dare to test that?" - Lily (Wrath) and Me (Envy)

“Do you know what rape is, baka-san?” Envy “What a beaver did to your mother in order to create you?”Edward The Fate of it All

"Sorry I'm late. I got into an argument with my Rice Krispies. I distinctively heard 'Snap, Krackle, fuck that asshole'"

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel." - Mrs. Gerrison South Park

"Your book bag keeps rubbing against me..."Sin of Tragedy (Nessa) "That's not my book bag..." Me

"With a single bullet I'm gonna blow your mind." Savannah Faith 12-31-08

"So find another vocal or something." Shuichi "Shut up. Why? State you reason in ten words or less." Gravitation 7

"Get drunk, cry, dance, or throw a tantrum. Pick one." Hiro Gravitation Episode 6

"If you make him cry for something; other then his own stupidity, I won't forgive you." Hiro Gravitation Ep 3

"I thought about how it would be better if people never had to part. But is that really the case? For example, if life did go on forever and if people were always together and never had to be apart. The time spent together and the smiles...would they still be this precious?" Black Knight 1 manga

"You scared me half to death." "You'll be closer to that before we finish." Valkyrie

"Why remove a mad man just to have a lunatic take his place. " Valkyrie

"I am involved with high treason with all means available to me. Can I count you in?" "For anything sir. Anything at all." "Anything is a very dangerous word Lieutenant." Valkyrie

"Where is he?" Fey "Where's who?" Jet "The guy with the fuzzy hair?" Fey Cowboy Bebop 25

"God didn't create humans. Humans created god." Cowboy Bebop Episode 23

"She's too young for Jet." Spike "Hotdog bun, not too young." Ed Cowboy Bebop 21

"Envy, envy envy envy, Envy is really good sex...of course with great sex is great emotional bonds, but we argue a lot. Makes sex much more fun. Al is my brother, and Roy is just someone for me to have at my feet like a dog whenever I need him." Me in char for Ed

"Harold found himself exasperated."Ms. Iffel "SHUT UP."Harold "Cursing the heavens in futility."Ms. Iffel "NO I AM NOT. I'M CURSING YOU. YOU STUPID VOICE. SO SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!" Harold Stranger Than Fiction

"Are you Ms. Iffel?" "Yes." Ms. Iffel "Am I interrupting?" "Yes."Ms. Iffel Stranger Than Fiction

"Well damn, I rather liked the assassin." Me reading Blank Slate

"One thing the French Revolution didn't have was a good outfit..kinda frilly...didn't really say revolution..with lace." Ask a Ninja 21

"The Truth has a secretary?" Me "Of course I have a secretary! Do you know how hard it is to keep track of all those souls?" Mimi 11-15-08

"I'm very flattered, but I can't return your feelings..." "If you're flattered , isn't that a good thing?" "But were such different ages." "You stopped agging so I'll catch up." "I'm not human." "What difference does that make around here?" Black Sun Silver Moon

"Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it...Great!" Genie Aladdin 1

"Oh Rengee, I thought you had feelings for Haruhi as well?" Tamaki "Oh I do, but I have no problem with Haruhi having a homosexual relationship on the side." Rengee Ouran Dub Episode 5

"I like your pants around your feet." Nickleback Favorite Damn Disease

"Mama!" Tamaki "Umm, who's mama." Hikaoru "Based on proposition, I assume its me." Kyoya Ouran Episode 2

"This is your costume?" Mom "Yeah." Me "You look like a normal kid." Mom "That's the point." Me (I dress gothic, so for Halloween this year dressed as a prep)

"Why is he so popular?" Tamaki Episode 1 Ouran

"What's the matter, your staring off into space. You're not falling for me are you?" Tamaki Episode 1 Ouran

"If you were in your car driving and a guy was quite literally sparkling, you wouldn't be keeping your eyes on the road." Twilight review

"Edward has the mood swings of a pregnant woman with multiple personality disorder." Twlight Review

"That's supposed to scare me? You see this guy behind me, he scares me a hell of a lot more then you do...no offense" Newman Sanctuary Episode 1

"Stop right there and reconsider how far you want to take that joke." Cursed Sword 4

"Don't let your gaurd down unless you're with me." Sano "Ah...Okay." Mizuki "Are you sure you want to give in so easily? If I'd known it was that easy, theres a whole lot of things I'd like to do with you." Sano Hana-Kimi 2

"What a couple of broken ribs..I'm fine." Two Guesses

“Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to un-ring a bell.” –Shana Alexander-

"Nightmares should be more appreciated...they make the waking life more appealing." Stupid Fox by SilentReaper

"Unfortunately, more than half of my school thinks 'wadupwitdatyo' is a proper English word" Emily 10-8-08

"He who does not fear his own sword is not worthy to hold it." Shuhei Hisagi and Tousen Bleach 325

"I'm surprised. I didn't think you'd unsheathe your sword right away. I thought I'd have to get you to unsheathe it. So does that mean you see me as a worthy opponent?" Ichigo "At the very least, I see you as someone who must be destroyed." Ulqui "Works for me." Ichigo

"Is this really kenpachi?" Ichigo "Of course it is, did they kick your ass so bad you lost your mind?" Kenpachi Bleach 298

"Let's go Renji." Ichigo "Since when do I have to approve of the crap you do." Renji Bleach chapter 247 pg 20

"If they swing their swords for the sake of 'order'. I will file my arrows for 'pride'. Then I will punch for the sake of a 'bond'." Bleach chapter 242 pg 6

"I wish I could live five times over. I'd stuff myself full with delicious things 5 times each, I'd have five different jobs, and then for those five times. I'd fall in love with the same person." Orihime Chapter 237 of Bleach

"You don't need experience to see what love is." Me 10-4-08

"When life gives you lemons have sweet and sour sex until your body can no longer move." Me -10-4-08

"A B C D E F G I Will Kill Your Family." Dane Cook

"History always repeats, but never twice." Me -10-4-08

"Hey, I'm outta Bleach." "I just watched it yesterday." "What?!"On Rangers

"And where are you going?" Rafiki "Nowhere." Kovu "That's what you think." Rafiki Lion King 2

"This is the plan? Are you crazy? This will never work. Oh Mufasa you've been up there to long. You're head is in the clouds." Rafiki Lion King 2

"Simba..good news..we found your daughter. Bad news...we dropped a wort hog on her." Timon Lion King 2

"How's my ass."Pj "Mighty juicy." Dan

"Are you riding the horse." (Aunt to a little kid) "She's humpin the hell out of it."Pj

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them."

"If you want to live through the night, you will do exactly as I say." Valkyrie

"He's like a ripple on the water. If you try to bring it close to you it pulls away. Though it my brush against your feet, if you try to catch it, it will pull further away. He's a man who can't be caught."

"People come and go, you can do nothing but have a good time with those around you whenever possible." Bianca 4-21-08

"To realize ones destiny is a persons only real obligation." The Alchemist 22

"You boys had a long journey together. All the people you helped along the way. All the hardships, the pain of loosing friends you loved, the determination, sweat, and blood. Don't you think that may have been the price you've paid." Hohenheim Full Metal anime

"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not neccesary, men alone are capable of every wikidness." Joseph Conrad

"The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to write a crime report about them." Rand K Milholland

"Kyo-kun, what do you wish for." Tohru "For a certain someone to stop crying." Kyon Fruits Basket

"Prince charming, I will not ask what you wish for, only hope it comes true by your own hand." Yuki Fruits Basket

"What you do speaks so loudly, I cannot hear what you say." Ralph Waldo

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." Steven Wright

"Experience is a hard teacher because she give the test first, the lesson afterward." Vernon Law

"Afterward the universe will explode for your pleasure." Douglas Adams

"Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once."

"You forget that under this mask is more then just flesh and blood. There is an idea. And ideas ...are bullet proof." V for Vendetta

"Love is like war, easy to begin, hard to end."

"What am I going to do with him."Mufasa "He'd make a very handsome throw rug." Zazoo "Zazoo."Mufasa "Just think, everytime he gets dirty you could bring him outside and beat him." Zazoo Lion King One

"Hey scar, when I'm king, what will that make you." Simba "A monkey's uncle." Scar Lion King One

"Well when I'm king that's the first thing to go." Simba "Not if I'm around." Zazoo "Well in that case you're fired." Simba Lion King One

"Those who do not know what love is, liken it to beauty. Those who claim to know what love is, liken it to ugliness." Bleach volume 20

"It's a long way down on the lovers leep, but falling can be fun." Upendi Lion King 2

"Your son is awake." "Before sun rise, he's your son." Mufasa Lion King One

"People hold onto something because they fear nothing that great will ever happen to them again."

"Aww look at the little freshman follow Andrew around." Kendra "It's his puppy." Bianca "His own personnel bitch." Me 9-08

"Sexual tension, male and female dynamics. All part of the high school experience." She's The Man

"They say the best weapon is one you don't have to fire. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how dad did it. That how America does it. And it's worked out pretty well so far." Iron Man

"I'm probably in the sky, flying with my fishes. Or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pegions. See my world is different." Lil Wayne

"You call me a whore but I'd never fuck you."

"I'm a loser, but I know you love me."

"I'm not perfect: I'll annoy you, tick you off, say stupid things and then take them back, put all that aside, you'll never find someone that cares or loves you more then me."

"Are you a cop."Lust "No I'm a plant." Envy "A plant..I thought men like you were usually called a fruit." Lust "Funny" Envy Random Video

"I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

"Boy are like purses, cute full of crap and can always be replaced."

"Dangle your own carrot." Ad

"I love the nights I can't remember, with the friends I can't forget."

"If it weren't for coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality."

"I guess right now you could call me the 'Full Wood Alchemist'." Edward Manga Picky Up Lines Volume 2 Erk Kun

"I would transmute the alphabet so 'U' and 'I' are closer together" Edward Manga Picky Up Lines Volume 1 Erk Kun

"I noticed you checking out my big sword, want to learn its name" Ichigo Manga Pick Up Lines Volume 1 Erk-Kun

"Hi, my name is Doug. That's god spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it."

"Hey, do you mind bending over again for a second?" Pick-up Lines Part 1 EseerErre

"Hey I lost my shadow, can I be yours?"

"I've decided that if while at work you say, "Someone shoot me," and you see 3 C-7s raised, you are in the wrong line of work. I'm getting used to them but the damn things are hard to toss and flip. I love how we get yelled at for running with scissors but not for tossing automatic weapons. Though to be honest, if it drops on the ground... well I'm too scared to even want to find out what happens to use if it does." Spirix

"I'm going back to that start." Coldplay

"My mother taught me purple, Although she never wore it. Wash-grey was her circle, The tenement her orbit My mother taught me golden, And held me up to see it, Above the broken molding, Beyond the filthy street My mother reached for beauty, and for it's lack she died, Who knew so much of duty, She couldn't teach me Pride."

"Who has seen the wind? Neither I nor you. But when the leaves hang trembling, The wind is passing through. Who has seen the wind? Neither you nor I. But when the trees bow down their heads. The wind is passing by." -Christina Rossetti

"A house is built of logs and stone, Of tiles and posts and piers; A home is built of loving deeds That stand a thousand years." -Victor Hugo

"If the one who gave me life wants the real me to die...Then all I can do is die."

"So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt."

"Life is like a treadmill. No matter how fast you go, or how hard you try, sometimes you just don't get anywhere."

"Light travels faster then sound, that is why at first some people seem bright, until you hear them speak."

"All of us are either users or tools, or both." Zabuza Naruto

"Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Fuck me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad."

"Yup, I'm a bitch, a fucking classy one. Yeah you're a hoe, a fucking nasty one."

"Got a problem? Solve it. Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? Turn around."

"It's boys like you that make me think I'm better off home on a Saturday night, with all my doors locked up tight."

"Hi, I like sex." Chris

"You're a jerk and an asshole and immature. Sometimes I want to strangle you. But on top of that, I just wanted to tell you I love you., you're my everything."

"A friend would lend you an umbrella in the rain. A true friend would take yours."

"I will be you're hero, so you can be everyone else's." Maes Just Like This

"Life is like an hour glass, sooner or later everything hits the bottom, you just gotta wait till someone turns it around."

"All the good things in life are either illegal, immoral, or fattening."

"When you call us bitches we look at each other and laugh cause we knew that way before you did."

"My those boobs look heavy . May I hold them for you."

"Akasaka, go back to Tokyo." Rika-chan "I never said anything about coming from Tokyo." Akasaka

"What would perverted fangirls do without yaoi." Mitsuki is Dead

"Who are you." Akasaka "I am you're fear." Rika Chan

"It's the way you make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile."

"Once a friend of mine said 'the skies the limit.' I corrected her and said the skies only the beginning."

"Were only young once. Lets fuck it up right."

"Don't worry about the people in your past. There's a reason they didn't make it to you're future."

"I feel bad for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they feel all day." Dean Martin

"I broke my old phone so now I get a new crappy one."PJ "How'd it break?"Random Sales Guy "It got ripped in half...shit happens."PJ 6-12-08

"I'm that dream in your head when you're sleeping. I'm that secret in your mind you're keeping."

"What can I say, I'm an optimist." Luna "You poor thing." DD Oracle for Hire

"At the touch of love, everything becomes a poem."

"I think we should stop trying to rob someone who can see the future." Dominic Deegan Oracle for Hire

"Crap, I'm surrounded by optimists." Dominic Deegan Oracle for Hire

"When life gives you lemons, read them and drool."

"Three word stories. And went to...the grocery store...to buy some...pickled monkey testicles...to feed the...chained up mailman." Piano Squall Forums

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."

"You irritating son of a bitch." Anita "Ah. me petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me." Jean Claude

"he was so narrow minded, he could see through a key hole with both eyes."

"Always forgive you're enemies; nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde

":enjoying this thread tremendously:" Piano Squall "First we hear from our fearless leader in a while and the only image I get is him giggling like a little school boy." Captain Yaoi

"All things are made from one, and all things return to one. In other words, one is all. By means of one, we have all, with one, all things exist. Without the whole, there is no piece." Kiarrens Da Pic Notebook 74

"please rest assured, I've only come here to exterminate you."Excel Saga

"I bring you horror and sex, tied together in a bondage inspired box."

"well you look alive (sarcasm)" Ed Dolce

"I'm disgusting." Brooke "Yes you are." Teacher

"Did you just eat that chalk Mr?" Random Student "Yeah." Teacher "Why?" Random Student "Why not?" Teacher (By the way my teacher actually did eat that chalk. It was weird XD.)

"Mike is dead sexy...homo intended." Jose Brocero

"Hmm, nights, maybe you'll have a dirty dream."

"Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver."

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." "I bet you do." "Pervert." "Yup." (This is a conversation I had with Myself. Yes Myself.)

"Roses are read, violets are blue. Now shut the fuck up and lets get rid of you." Me

"Keep your head high. There are people that would kill to see you fall."

"If at first you don't succeed it's because of me."

"Even though the voices in my head aren't real, they have some really good ideas."

‘I'd like to have a battle of wits with you but I don't fight people that are unarmed.'

"You know you're screwed when that shooting star starts getting bigger."

"Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went crazy."

"Everyone has a wild side. My friends and are just like to show you ours."

"Imperfect is beauty. Madness is genius. And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous then absolutely boring."

"Angry people need hugs. Or sharp objects."

"Forget the risk and take the fall. If its meant to be then its worth it all."

"Were best friends cause god knows our mothers wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters."

"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"

"I'm the girl your mother warned you about."

"Friends are like condoms. They're there for you when things get hard."

"If drinking and driving is wrong...why do you need a driver's liscence to buy alcohol."

"If you think I'm a bitch you should see my mom."

"People always turn out to be who they promised they wouldn't"

"You'll never leave where you are till you decide where you'd rather be."

"You're so fake, barbies jealous."

"Don't be afraid that your life will end. Be afraid it will never begin."

"My friends are the type of people to spend hours trying to drown a fish."

"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"

"Age is only a number, and love doesn't care how old you are."

"Nice pants, can I test the zipper?"

"One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Marylin Monroe

"Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt." Vash Trigun

"But when you do leave me...please kill me." Allen Love Slave 36

"I'm a firm believe that sometime's its right to do the wrong thing."

"The world is imperfect...that's why it's beautiful." Roy FMA Anime

"A pro isn't a person who sacrifices themselves for a job...that's a fool."

"Live like you're at the bottom, even if you're at the top."

"Stop swearing. Or I'll have to call Jo in here." Teacher "Joe who?"Random Kid"Jo mamma" Teacher

"I'm too tired for any of your bullshit." Jennie "At least I'm not full of shit." Me XD. I love messing with my friends.

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." Greucho Marx

"I'm going back to the start." Coldplay

"I believe I owe you an apology." "Apologies are just words." CSI

"Crazy is what crazy people do." Black Eyed Peas

"We may never come back. The Stike of a match. The candle's burning at both ends. And now she knows too much And I'm too fucked up It's awkward trying to make my move"

"You couldn't handle seeing me with Luna." Alex "Frankly I can't handle seeing you at all." Raven Vampire Kisses 3 pg 40

"Oh look, it's a mini-Itachi."

toehr=other at 12:48 p.m. + energy drink

"I couldn't tell my mother about my mysterious invitation to the mansion. She'd say no, I couldn't go. I'd say yes I could, she'd ground me, I'd run away. It would all be very dramatic." Vampire Kisses 135

"Yeah back in the day, kids played cops and robbers. Now it's all about ninjas and pirates."

"What do you do all day?" Raven "Sleep." Alex "You sleep?...Really." Raven "Is there something wrong with that?" Alex "Well, most people sleep at night." Raven "I'm not most people." Alex Vampire Kisses

"You boys are fools. You do have a home, and a caring family waiting for you." Juis Armstrong FMA episode 17

"Everything is something, everything is nothing." Bianca -2008

"Where were you born?" Raven "Romania." Alex "Then where's your Romanian accent?" Raven "In Romania." Alex Vampire Kisses

"Do you think a man can change into an animal." Raven "If he's with the right girl." Alex Vampire Kisses 151

"One cannot live because of the other." Bianca -2008

"I'd hate to give you my opinion. But you're her parents so I have to. I hope to marry this imperfect girl." Katsuya Honda "Marry her? Are you sane, sir?" Kyoko's Mom. "I'd like to think that I am, at least, more so then you." Katsuya Fruits Basket 16

"Thank you lat proud quincy." Bontou Bleach 79 anime

"And why not revenge? When someone close to you is killed and you know who did it. How can there be anything more important to you then revenge? If that's being an adult then I'm never growing up." Edward Elric FMA Anime

"There wasn't enough time or therapy to figure it out." Vampire Kisses 4 page 11

"Would you be a sweetheart and transmute something for your mother? Yes I know, a ring of flowers would be nice. You see...your father always...used to make them..for me." Trisha Elric fma Anime

"But still, even if I can't prove it's true. I have to try,...for your sake." Ed Elric FMA Anime

"Destroying lives doesn't bring lives back. We all just need to live and be content while we can." Edward Elric Episode 14 fma anime

"Ramen is not really my favorite. It's just some strangely cheap food I'll eat when (pout) my mommy doesn't feed me." Aaron Dismuke

"It's wrong. I thought I made an equivalent exchange. My body, mind, and soul for his. Yet here I am still alive. So does that mean Dante was right but in the opposite extreme, and I got something for nothing. Or does that mean in reality, Al wasn't..." FMA Movie Edward Elric

"Roy Mustang is dead sexy...in a miniskirt" (Do note, I see this as the joke it is)

"You have brother's ...two great ones." Hughes to Winry FMA Anime

Hawkeye rolled her eyes and cocked her gun noisily. “Not now, children. You can play later.” (Riza) Dark Dreams 2

"Life rapes you. It never stops or slows down. No matter how much you beg." Nicole

"You've come back to check out the night class? Or is there a vampire among us you want to kill...teacher?" Kaname "Hello, Kaname Kuran. Unfortunately my execution list is empty right now. If you fall asleep because my lecture is boring, I can add you to the list, you know?" Zero's Master Vampire Knight v2

"Duo was seriously considering borrowing someone’s gun and going on a killing spree. It’d be a short spree, for sure, as Preventor guns only held six bullets, but it’d do wonders for his mood."

"On the dollar bill...instead of in God We Trust...In Gates We Trust." "Mr. Gates when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?" "Monopoly is just a game...I'm trying to control the fucking world."

My boy friend haunts me on live journal

"Does this outfit make me look fat." "No your face does."

"Hey mom, I think that antique shop is finally open." No it's not...it's never open." "The doors are open." "Oh...too late." Me and my Mom

“I ended something before it could bring negative repercussions. It was a mistake.” Roy “Which was the mistake? Starting it... or ending it...?” Riza End of An Era (One-shot)

"We're only pawns in their sibling livery." "I am no one's pawn, Shawn. I am a queen!"Psych

"Don't try to be the Queen Edward. The Queen may seem the better choice, but with a strong will, even the pawn can take the king at it's best."Me based of Descent (By the way, it's meant to sound like Roy's saying it to Ed)

"I'm a helpless romantic." Me "Poor you." Tragedy

" And then the Gate is also involved, because it likes to screw with people." Tragedy

"I always wanted to drown my troubled, but I can never get my enemy to go swimming."

"A battle without risks is merely a childrens quarrel." Bleach

"Well that was needlessly dramatic."Hollow Fields

"I may have lived to long." Buonto Bleach

"I think some people call this love. I call it hell." Vampire Kisses

"Time tells the truth."

"You've got to be nuts." "Exactly."Ocean's Thirteen

"They say the route to all problems is the mouth."Yourirchi Bleach

"I exist, therefore I shall eat you."

"He should no better then to hope. Hadn't he learned his lesson earlier." Roy Number Twenty Eight 14

"Don't rush to live. Cherishing your life isn't an embarrassment." Buonto

"Your story was so long I forgot the beginning." Ichigo Bleach

"Working hard, risking your life what's the difference." Urahara Bleach

"Your mind may believe it, but you can't lie to your heart. Like a vivid nightmare you will never forget it." "That's true, but at the same time...I can not lie to my heart when it desires to change." Black Sun Silver Moon 3

" ...for what, I do not know. But simply, I'm here today to get my revenge." - Ed's eyes widened in horror as he realised what the Flame Alchemist was going to do when he raised his hand. And he closed his eyes, bracing for the flames to come boiling him. The flames didn't come. What came, was merely a finger poking him. Finger ...poking...? In the Name of a Sin

"Dr. Cox is at home but he said Carol could cover for him." Carla "Is Carol the one with the really firm butt?" Turk "Well I'm Carol...so yes." "It's disturbing how much you care about your own butt." Elliot

"Sex is like racketball. You work for 30 minutes, work up a sweat, and hope not to get hit in the eye." Dr. Cox

"Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me who believes in you." Guerren Lagaan

"Oh great another cocky surgeon who wants to start surgery before the attending arrives." "I'm sorry I just thought that if we finished here quicker, we might have enough time to pull the stick outta ya ass." Turk

"You want to lay the fate of the world on a kids chimera?" Transformers

"The 90s called they want their teenage angst back." "They called again, they want their joke back."

"Fighting for the weak, makes you stronger then fighting for those with no need of more power." Me

"I'm getting tired of this can't we just aim the cannons at Bradley's tower and be done with it?"

"This is bad." Donkey Kong "What's bad?" Ed "Something's coming."Ling "What? What? What do you guys see? I'm the normal one here." Ed FMA chapter 86

"In 50 years don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?" Transformers

"Bought a car, turned out to be an alien robot...who knew." Transformers

"I'm not a bitch, I just have a low bullshit tolerance."

"And I, Jack,the Pumpkin King, have grown so very tired of the same old thing.." Nightmare Before Christmas

"You don’t get to pick your own nickname. They’ve gotta give you one. It’s like we’re all tryin’ to make pets out of each other and we’re not comfortable unless we get to name ‘em." Laura Moncur

"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up"

"You know you are in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye"

"If you stood in front of a mirror and held 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world"

"I put the three in threesome"

"Can I take your picture. I want santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas"

"If I tossed this 50c coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me that harder I get"

"I'm so fucking fabulous, I piss glitter!"

"You're engaged." "Ew! Please don't say that out loud!"

"Stop that." "Do my pelvic thrusts turn you on?"

"You, me, whipped cream and handcuffs. Any questions?"

"Why does nothing here have a point?" "Candy doesn't have to have a point. It's candy." Charlie and the Chocolate factory

"I'll make you a deal." "I will not make any deals with you." "You haven't even heard what I'm offering." "It doesn't matter" "Dang it. And I really wanted...Oh well..." "All right. What is it you want?" - Bella and Edward

"...That made no sense" Emily "Your QUESTION made no sense" James

"A picture is worth a thousand dirty words." -YaoiCon email

"Let's make like hockey sticks and get the puck outta here!" -from Robot Chicken

"Have you ever been with a women before?" "I don't know what you people don't understand. I"M GAY."

ding dong "I'll get it!" looks at missing hands "...No I won't." Carlos Mancia

"What a moron. there's no one else who suits this word so well." -Vampire Knight Volume 1

"My father is a bastard, my moms an sob. My grandpas always plastered, my grandma pushes tea. My sister wears a mustache, my brother wears a dress. Goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess." West Side Story Gee Officer Krupke

"Hey baby, what's your blood type." - Aido Vampire Knight 1(manga)

"There is nothing in this world to believe in." -Vicious

"Great. I'm feeling a lot sicker then I was before." -Jet Cowboy Bebop

"Time never stands still." -Cowboy Bebop

"Why welcome the dead?" Cowboy Bebop

"Fucking adorable-kitten-loving sunshine-shitting brother Alphonse." -Wasteland

"I can't hear it." "OF course you can't its too high pitched. Only animals can hear it" "Oh...just testing it." Cowboy Bebop

"Hey, what's your name" "Six years old" "What an incredible name" Air

"I saw a dream." "Well of course you see dreams. I see dreams too."

"If you dare to use force, you shouldn't complain if you were to die."-Kurogane Tsubasa Chronicle

"It's all right if you don't remember the past. As long as you remember me from now." Tsubasa Chronicle

"Two unlucky fellows cross paths...is this a joke played by fate...or an unavoidable destiny." -Tsubasa Chronicle

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies."

"What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?"

"I swear I'd rip out my heart if you said you'd be impressed."

"Beware of stalkers with long socks."

"No man is worth your tears, but the one who is won't make you cry."

"Even if Tomorrow, everything will disappear; with you standing by my side, I don't need anything else."-Tsubasa Chronicles

"I do not consider myself to do justice. But I do not conside myself to do evil either" Tsubasa Chronicles

"There is no coincidence in this world, only destiny." Tsubasa Chronicles

"You just cost me 6000 dollars." "Who is this?" "Where were you last night?" "Where were you last night?"

"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck... chances are it's an evil ninja trying to kill you." 150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do

"They want to watch the episode with Roy in it" -Vic "That's cause he's hot"-Colleen "But he's gay" -Vic

"I just started Fullmetal, so I'm ages behind everyone." (Random Fanboy) "So I probably shouldn't tell you that Colonel Mustang is a homosexual."-Vic

"Caution, I may have the sudden urge to kiss you. Be Prepared"

"When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there."

"If it didn't matter, you wouldn't be thinking about it."

"You'll be so fast mother nature will be like "Slooooow doooown" and you'll be like "Fuck you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!" -Powerthirst

"I was sitting here all alone, and I just randomly made a really loud, awkward moaning sound. Does that make me gay?" --Ray Sinico

"If I could say something to all the children of the world, I wouldn't say anything, I would listen"-Marilyn Manson

" Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole"

"I often travel to the depths of my mind only to find out nothing's there..."

"A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back but a best friend doesn't carry kinfes!"

"I want a hot vampire boy dammit... Not a pony!" Somewhere on Deviantart

"Were you peeping on underage boys again, sensei?" "Don't be ridiculous, I'm a Christian man... Now, help me dump this body in the river. I think the police are onto me." -Unknown

"You can not make a triumph without loss, without suffering, without sacrifice" -Lord Of the Rings

"I'm not new to getting those e-Mails - honestly, I'm always amazed that, at the least, they got it right this time. (Oh, to be 12 again and getting "Do you want bigger boobs?" e-Mails. ) But still - when you're spam intake goes from an average 10 to 1,000, you're gonna' get bitchy. And oh, did I rant. And my friends - being that they're my friends - started e-Mailing me about Cialis, too. Copy/paste and all that jazz. Awesome. =P I love you guys. " _Author of Sticky Floors webcomic

"Buckle your seatbelt Dorthy, cause Kansas is going bye-bye"-The Matrix

"I don't have a swimsuit collection. That's just sick."-Sonny Strait

"Why is he wearing a skirt?" "Skort..." "Is he one of those..gays...or transvestites?" "No..He's just special...or confused..either way."

Sin Of Tragedy: Envy somehow always loses..he sucks aluishes11 : He sucks at lots of things (wink)

"Boss you lost your leg in a great battle. Destiny is telling you to become a pirate!" Spark Dominic Deegan OFH

"The Cake is a lie."

Sin Of Tragedy: but there's nothing wrong with that, other than the fact that it is illegal aluishes11: nothing wrong at all

"Crazy doesn't even Begin to describe Me"

"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever"

"Roy, if you don't get your fat, bloated butt over here I'm going to...Punch it all day long!" -Vic

"Hey Colonel...Popcorn cornal.." _Vic

"Do you want this?" "Is it yaoi?" "Are you yaoi?" "Are you offering?" I know Vic is one of them

"You know all those things I said about me not liking you. I meant every word of it." _Vic Mignogna

"After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - J.K. Rowling,

"Hey Roy. I was just thinking about you...in a miniskit." Sonny Strait (Voice of Hughes)

"There's a lot of cute guys out here...Ooh is that Roy. Hi Roy." Sonny Strait (Voice of Hughes and that 40 year old drag queen we all love a.k.a. Ouran High School)

"Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton." - Dean Koo

"Now gentleman, let's be civilized, no need to scry and cream over who's second sight is better." "Don't you mean cry and scream?" "We can do all four if you like." Dominic Deegan Oracle for Hire

"Gloating never ever solves problems anywhere. I never gloat anymore because all it ever got me was a kick in the shins. And I like my shins."-Brother (On Pianosquall Forums 6-10-08)

"Sasuke sat in his ‘customary’ position, chin braced on interlocked fists and ignoring everyone around him, silently thinking that he’d been a real jerk at this age. The only person he hadn’t ignored entirely was Naruto, and that was because the baka would get so far into his face it was simply impossible." The Price of the future

"There is madness behind your logic, yet there is logic behind your madness." Bianca (btw, she's talking about me XD)

"To understand the world we have only to follow one prinicple. Equivalent Exchange, the founding law of Alchemy. Can't give without giving right?" Edward Elric

"The classic sewer chase" Havoc "Don't follow him." Roy "Damn it Roy, I was just about to jump in." Havoc FMA

"There's this thing called growing up. Every little boy and every little girl, big boy and big girl. They become a man and a woman. And when a man and a women love each other..." Aaron Dismuke

"Never take a gun nut lightly." Yozakura Quartet 1

"Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime." G-Gordan Liddy

"The world went from sex, drugs and rock and roll. To aids, crack and techno."

"Let's see what you wagered. Eleventy billion dollars. That's not even a number." Trebek "Yet." Kiano Reeves Celebrity Jeopardy

"God gave them a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time."

"It's so dark...I can sleep without closing my eyes, the night would be my eyelids." Ransford, The Most Dangerous Game

"You know what? I went to the pharmacy the other day..There was a pretty good looking woman behind the counter. She was selling cough drops, and I was tempted to buy them. They were only 7 bucks, too. Yup, and you know what? I didn't even have a cough!" - Elliot Moore - The Happening

-looks around and spots a plant- Hi ..I'm Elliot Moore. -slowly walks up to it-..I just want to have a peaceful conversation...Were all on good sides, right? ...-touches the leaf-...It's...plastic...I've been talking to a plastic plant...and I'm still talking to it.." - The Happening

"Good, I'm married to. I have eight children and none of them look like me. I'm worried, Kate." "I would be too." The Lake House

"How do I set my laser pointer to stun?"Unknown

"Do you have six fingers?" "Do you always start conversations this way?"- The Princess Bride

"Surrender!" "Surrender to me? I accept." -The Princess Bride

"My name is Indigo Montana. You killed my father. Prepare to die."-The Princess Bride

"Lies do not become us." -Unknown

"Thanks Ichigo." "That's my line. Thank you Rukia, thanks to you, now it will finally stop raining." Bleach Anime

"You were taking it so well, I didn't expect an elbow to the face." Urahara Kisuke -Bleach Anime

"Does this mean were moving back home?" "Home, Canada, one or the other." -Evan Almighty

"It's time to prove to your friends your worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes that means killing a whole lot of people." -Sin City

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth" Trebek "No but I did something to your mother with this mouth." Sean Connery Celebrity Jeopardy

"Mr. Sandler, why don't you pick instead?" Trebek "Once again something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY" Adam Sandler Celebrity Jeopardy

"If you put sprinkles, whip cream and a banana on shit...it is still shit. And this my dear, is shit." The Project (youtube video) 12-4-07

"Evil cannot enter, where it is not welcome." Black Sun Silver Moon 4

"It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one losses him to death." Mary Renault 1978

"You hand me yaoi, and I'll be made at you...I'll...I'll stomp my feet." Aaron Dismuke

"Hughes lives on...As a NAZI." Me XD

"But I survived, and for what? Why do I diserve t live...yet so many other's..die." Alphonse

"Ed is the sexiest short person I have ever met." Travis Willingham

"Aww..the bag wasn't bottomless." Vic Mignogna Otakon 07

"Chao" -Jennie "What?"-Me "It means bye."-Jennie "I know what chao means."-Me "Of course you do Miss Espanol dos." -Jennie "Chao is french."-Me "I don't care." -Jennie "Nobody does."-Me

"I'm too tired for this shit."-Jennie "At least it's not full of shit."-Me "Jerk."-Jennie "Yup."-Me

“Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child.” -Ishida-Bleach volume 6 manga

“If your going to lose anyway, then make it a flashy fight.” -Renji-episode 90

“Terrorists creating a country?” -Code Geass Season 2 episode 2

“What you've done may lead to the end of the world.” -Youririchi – Bleach episode 91

“They're mating !!”-Unknown

“I told you to shut up and watch.” -Renji

“When I told my dad I was afraid of the thing in my closet he game me a .45.”-Mistletoe

"What's a bunion?" "It's something you get on your foot." "Oh! I thought it was a vegetable..." -Unknown

"Do they have anything in a mens?" "No... but... when has this stopped you before?" Pause "Point taken!" -Unkown

"Burning brilliantly and strong as a flame. It casts light upon everything yet those who shine will burn more brightly, more brilliantly. And that light is what draws them in right? But fire is just fire. The flames have no will. Is it the fire's fault it burns their wings?" Black Sun Silver Moon volume 4

deep voice "You will all perish (Brother) "Really?" (Mom)

"You're so rapeable!" ~scared~ "No..no I'm not...wait is that even a word." -Unknown

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When there's a party ...beers a must." -Unknown

"When god gives you lemons, find a new god!" -Brawndo

"I was sitting there taking me notes like a good little nerd." -Jennie (friend)

"You know what? Everyone has to lose their way once. It's the only way they learn." Fruits Basket 16

"The god of laughter was with you today." Chibi Vampire 7 extras

"For the love of god Envy, do not attack me with your skort...or any other fabric of clothing you have on you...please keep it on." -Me

"There wasn't enough time or therapy to figure it out." -Raven Vampire Kisses novel 4

"I see IT in the hallway. IT goes to Merry Weather. IT is walking with Aubrey cheerleader. IT is my nightmare and I can't wake up." -Speak page 45

"I will never go see a therapists."-Me "Why?"-Kendra "Take the word therapists, separate the and what do you get."-Me "The...rapists OHMYGOD. Is that why they always tell you to sit and relax... so they can rape you."-Kendra

"My karma ran over my Dogma." -Unknown

"For god's sake, where is God?" "Where he is? This is where-hanging here from this gallows." -Night pg 65

"How do I set my laser printer to stun?"-Unknown

"Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear"-Unknown

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."-Unknown

"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children." - Samuel Levenson

"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'."-Unknown

"It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?"-Unknown

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again."-Unknown

" Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."-Unknown

"What!! Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who want to destroy mankind?!"-Unknown

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think I crossed the line a few miles back."-Unknown

"Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back."-Unknown

"My reality check bounced."-Unknown

"Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over."-Unknown

"I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally."

"You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future." - David Klass

If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, bribe them. If you can't bribe them, blackmail them. - Unknown

Incoming fire has the right of way. - War Laws

When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in the combat zone. - War Laws

To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. - War Laws

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. - War Laws

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."-Unknown

"A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'"-Unknown

"A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail."-Unknown

"A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studying for a test."-Unknown

"87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it."-Skippy's Military Laws


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At the End of the Day by Soozen reviews
Haruhi is forced to start wearing a girl's uniform in school, Tamaki and Haruhi start dating, and the Newspaper Club is back in action to destroy Tamaki. How will the Host Club react to all of this? Tama/Haruhi, ?/Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,449 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5501 - Favs: 8,224 - Follows: 8,849 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Slowly But Surely by Comedicdrama reviews
College AU. Dean is an incoming freshman and Cas is his Resident Advisor/RA. Dean hates being told what to do, so Cas really has his job cut out for him, especially with Dean's shenanigans.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,277 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Lost Heaven by zosimos reviews
Reverse'verse: Roy has been very careful about keeping their relationship ... discrete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Ed and Roy, A Tale of Love by AvalonAri reviews
OOC AU Ed is in school and has a crush on Roy. What will happen if Roy finds out? Roy invites Ed to his house but he's holding back secrets. rated M for yaoi, violence in later chaps, blackmail & other stuff. CHAPTER 13 is up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,482 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Sweet Dreams by xXxLovelessxXx reviews
What if all you knew was a dream? If your deepest desires were all played out in your head? EdxRoy Rated for yaoi, violence, and a little bit of dark scenes. sorry about the change!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,103 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Project: Baby? by HeartfeltHitokiri reviews
Ichigo and Orihime are partnered up for a new project. Will they survive parenthood? Not a cliched story, I swear! Update: Nominated "Most Creative" for IchiHime Awards- winners are chosen 9/31, so read and vote please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,147 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
A Chimera's Heart by Egypt Mesi reviews
Ed's turned into a cat chimera. Seeking for help from Roy, he doesn't understand what is coming over him... these new feelings... As for Roy, his feelings... it's complicated. RoyEd COMPLETED!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,691 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Accidental Marriage by Shadena reviews
Sometimes a joke can go a little too far. But when emotions also get caught up into the mix, how will our two favorite alchemist handle this?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,116 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Quite the Mother Load by houseprodigy reviews
Just when Roy and Ed thought the hard part was over...it happened. Now they must determine what to do with the impossible. What will they do? And what will Al say? Sequel to "A Lot to Make Up For."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,993 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Seductive Relations by gildedirises reviews
Roy Mustang is a master manipulator, used to playing on the emotions of others. But what happens when his own emotions start to get the better of him where a certain blond alchemist is concerned? A series of RoyxEd manga-based stories. Warning:YAOI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,862 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Sensible Difference by Nekoblue7 reviews
Roy always had a crush on the volatile Fullmetal, but only when something happened to the boy he realized that he wanted to be more than his commanding officer; unfortunately for him, he wasn't the only one. Genderswitch, Het, Roy/Ed, Greed!Ling/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,883 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Life Saver by Fangirls and Co reviews
It's pouring and Ed needs a ride home. The roads are flooded... Okay I'm done making excuses for it... It's pretty much a plotless lemony... thingish. It's only going to be two or three chapters long I think. EdxRoy rated for language and... the obvious
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Sin, The Sinner by AshtrayHeart86 reviews
Desperation can make a man do terrible things. Roy resorts to the only thing he knows to bring Edward back from the other side: Human transmutation. Post-series. RoyxEd. Yaoi. AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Bet by DeannaJ1 reviews
Ed and Al come back from a mission to find Mustang’s minions in need of a judge for a kissing contest. The prize: Roy Mustang personal slave for one week. Here’s what happens when Ed wins by accident, or rather Al's goading and Breda upping the stakes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Bet by purple llama reviews
Roy wins a bet against Ed, making Ed his servant for three weeks. What could happen next? RoyXEd Note: This chapter is general humor but it will become a romantic angst fanfic later on.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008
Shiver by ChristieGordon reviews
Yaoi, EdxRoy. Lemons, Limes. When Roy invites Ed out for a drink afer work, Ed willingly agrees, hoping to start something between them. But, after Ed confesses his feelings, Roy lures him into a dangerous agreement, forcing Ed to play master and servent
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,487 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Thanks For The Memories by RiYuYami reviews
After a one night stand with Roy, Edward finds out some news that Roy does not believe. This causes his heart to break and he leaves Roy in his shadow for four years, but upon returning, he comes with a surprise. RoyEd post mpreg
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Escaping Yesterday by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
.AU. For some, the past is more important than for others. Envy, Ed and Al Elric know this better than most- but the past isn’t what it seems, and not everything is black and white. When a figure from long ago returns, the only option left is to run...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,103 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Coldblooded by Faded Fallen reviews
CHAPTER 11 UP Ed knows that alchemy can explain everything. Even daytime vampires, unundead zombies, and his surprising attraction to Colonel Mustang... Okay, maybe not the last one. TWT, post Lab 5 AU, RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,021 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Trial of Sin by CCD reviews
Al is gone and Ed has lost his will to live. When the state suspects foul play in Al's death, Ed is placed in Roy Mustang's care. Will Ed choose to live for the people he loves or will he succumb to this trial of his sins.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,736 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Little Light of Love by Kikiko reviews
Complete! The Elrics journey to find the Uranium bomb from their world. Angst, foul languge, and action. Finally Ed x Roy! Takes place after the movie ends, picking up 2 years later.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,684 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Rainbows and rain by Alchemybabe13 reviews
When Ed can't figure out how to tell him, he decides actions speak louder than words. The rest was something they never expected. RoyxEd. Mpreg. Chapter 23 up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,032 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Thief! by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Central High, notorious public school where illegal activity is A OK, and Edward Elric is the newest student. And then there's Envy, local klepto with a little big crush. This looks like trouble. :EnvyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Edward E., Envy
Pass it On by Hysteria82 reviews
Who would have thought that germs could be useful? A humorous, multichapter story where Ed and Roy discover the possibility of romance thanks to the help of various viruses. Used to be titled 'Winter'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Dreaming of Another World by Arina and Kai reviews
In Germany, Ed and Al are barely getting by as a result of what happened after World War I. Al is helping Gracia at her shop, so Ed goes job hunting himself. What surprises lie in that innocent store down the road? [RoyxEd] [Post Movie] [Written by Arina]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Caught in the Rain by XKiraraX reviews
Edward comes to Roy's doorstep one night, but he's completely changed. [Roy[x]Ed] Rating will probably go up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Time by Lea Cat reviews
In an alchemy accident, past, present, and future collide. One pair of Elric brothers is bad enough.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
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Frozen Movement reviews
A small line of drabbles. Pairing changes so you should find one you like. Latest Update: Lullaby Trisha's bittersweet song
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008
Holiday Explosion
A random assortment of Holiday fanfictions. I don't have every major holiday and I also have copies of holidays. Pairings differ. Inside currently includes EdRoy, Edvy EnvyWrath JeanEd and stories with No Pairings
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,686 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward E.
Broken Angel reviews
Envy made wings, for the angel he always wanted. Ed is forced to reveal his deepest secrets, to the one person he thought would never help him. Eventual RoyEd, One-sided Edvy Rating: T CHAPTER 6
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Time Warp reviews
The past and present of how they came to be and their continued life beyond the death of the sins. Drabble length from chapter's two and up. EnvyxEd Edvy EdxEnvy Rated M
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Envy, Edward E.
Broken Highway's reviews
One-Shots. Rating at the beginning of each chapter. Birthday Memories: Elysia stays with Roy for a few hours, but after Roy tells the name of his cat Elysia finally learns why everyone calls Edward so great,
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Edward E.
Help Me reviews
Ed gets taken, tortured and changed. He goes to Roy, asking for help from the older male, his superior. Does Ed get the help he needed, and left behind. Or does he get something more. Fluff/Angst Rating:M Lemon COMPLETE RoyEd EdRoy Chimera!Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,887 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Constant Reminder reviews
Ed found a way to return through the gate...all for a pocket watch. EdXRoy eventually Other possible pairings. Based off of Movie ending. COMPLETE EdRoy RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,449 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Zygote Mishaps reviews
Ed wakes up feeling sick to his stomach, serious food cravings and has a case of extreme mood swings. The only conclusion is.....EdRoy Mpreg Rating: M HAITUS
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,913 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
150 Things no longer aloud in the Military reviews
It's a list compiled of 150 things that Ed or any else may do in the military. One-shot, and it's meant to be funny. Slight warning on some of the lines since they might be crude/and or yaoi based.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
To be Forgotten reviews
Ed loses his memories...all of them, can Roy help rebuild them? There are many loses here and there, and will Ed decide if he wants to know them all. EdRoy. ANGST COMPLETE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
Roy repeats his days. But will he realize what he has to do to wake up. EdXRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete