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Joined 10-02-07, id: 1389152, Profile Updated: 07-03-14
Author has written 17 stories for Naruto.

Name: Serephy. I changed it from KoneKo13, in case you were wondering.

UPDATE! 2014: I'm back again to ravage the Naruto world with fanfiction. Once again, note the dates on the fanfiction. My stuff from two years ago is still rather good, in my opinion, though.

UPDATE! 2012:Hello, I used to write loads of fanfiction on here -- what, three years ago? If you have any consideration for my poor embarrassed soul, I'd ask you to disregard the older fanfiction (look at the publishing dates!) and focus on the newer ones as a better deduction of my writing style. I'm not deleting them for the sake of those who have read and liked them before.

I write: Naruto fics, basically. The Uchiha family are my darlings, Itachi in particular.

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The Human Contract by Hitoko-sama reviews
For Itachi's 25th birthday, Madara surprises him by taking him into the city for a present Itachi surely will never forget. Probably because this present is a doll that walks, talks, and will be whoever you desire it to be. YAOI! Uchihacest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 117,379 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Madara U.
Anonymous by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi Uchiha is the publisher of Akatsuki magazine, and receives monthly entries from a robust young erotica writer calling them self "Tokumei" he is very curious about the mysterious "girl", but "she" is a lot closer to home than he thinks. ITASASU YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,428 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/26/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
one love, two mouths by SkywardShadow reviews
They haven't seen one another for two months. :ItaShi, oneshot: :PWP:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Hey Daddy by CapriceTheAvenger reviews
And as his brother loved him deep into the mattress, deeper into himself, Sasuke hoped his father could see them... And Sasuke wondered, Are you proud now father? ItaSasu Uchihacest AU, warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,210 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Naruto Met Sasuke by mickeylover303 reviews
Collection of AU one-shots. 32. All I Need: "...the only thing he did was ask me to stay."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,029 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Room 234 by BelovedShadow reviews
Sakura Haruno is found dead. That night, eight boys were charged with her murder. Each had valid motive, and they all claim to have killed her, but all of them are lying. Three years later, the truth is revealed in a twisted tale of sin and revenge.YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,459 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
After Life Before Living by AlavarMarie reviews
Itachi has died at the hands of Sasuke, and finds himself by a river. He is not alone. T to be safe?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Blood for wild blood by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
AU. Shisui's life as a private detective is maddeningly boring until Uchiha Itachi commissions him with a task that sends him headfirst into hell and back again. Ita/Shi, sides of Madara/Shisui. WIP. Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
Reckless Abandon by BelovedShadow reviews
As a child Itachi Uchiha was forced into sexual relations with his uncle. Now his parents have died, and he and his beloved little brother are made to live with their only living relative, is Sasuke doomed to the same fate? MadaItaSasu YAOI IN LATER CHAPS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,376 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] Madara U. - Complete
Sleep Issues by Icy Doodles reviews
Two brothers of sixteen and twenty-one sleeping in the same bed every night...and cuddling. That's normal... right? This is yaoi. Be warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spin Me Right Round Baby by Asuka Kureru reviews
"The drunker Sasuke was, the harder it got to make the bottle end its spin onto appropriate people without anyone catching on." NaruSasuSaku OT3, humor and making out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Empty Cradles by QuartzApple reviews
Two-shot. The events directly before and after the Uchiha massacre. ItaSasu and MadaIta, full warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
The Rag and Bone Shop by Quillslinger reviews
A collection of brief, largely unconnected stories about Itachi and Shisui. Some will be short, others long. Quite a few will be AUs. Needless to say, there will be slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
Almost Was Good Enough by Quillslinger reviews
Seven years ago, Uchiha Shisui left home in search of something better. Little did he know that one day, his old life would catch up with him in the most unexpected way. ItaShi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,795 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
Induction by CerealK reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke enrolls in Japan's best university he finds himself living on the prestigious Olympus Hall. He had expected that. What he hadn't expected were the insane trials to become an Olympian... or the fierce blue eyes of Big Brother Apollo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 272 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Brain Damage by antisaints reviews
Naruto thrives on the notion of love at first sight. Or, at very least, he just really wants to bone Sasuke mindless. Maybe all of the pot, free love, and fighting the power has finally gone to his head. NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,729 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Spontaneity by SkywardShadow reviews
Itachi is perfectly happy to let his birthday pass quietly. Shisui disagrees. :Oneshot, ShiIta:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Idiots by SkywardShadow reviews
Itachi and Shisui both fall under this category occasionally. :Drabble; birthday fic for bitter nakano:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by Nightmarez reviews
A giftfic for Hiza-chan over on LJ as part of Bitter Nakano's valentines exchange. AU Itachi and Shisui with side orders of pokemon, poor music taste, Itachi in cat ears, disney and downright silliness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
no end to our descent by Quillslinger reviews
Five times Fugaku pretended he didn't hear a thing, and the one time he couldn't deny it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Chitose by Quillslinger reviews
One thousand years of happiness, or Ballad of the Victorious Childhood Friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Undressing the Onion by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui wants to take someone else to the dance. Oh no. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
PhD in Nothing Much by venusianeye reviews
Shisui is the daydreaming type. Itachi is the precise type. Together, they misuse a closet. ItaShi, fluffy, high school AU, one shot, lemony.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reverberations by Quillslinger reviews
Four days on the road. Itachi/Shisui. Happy Halloween '10!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Inappropriate by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
somnambulist by Quillslinger reviews
Unzip my body, take my heart out. Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
For The Greater Good by dmnq8 reviews
"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Splash by Quillslinger reviews
On a scale of one to ten—ten being the bomb scare at the Reuters Building last May—this was still registering at least a seven in terms of stupidity. AU. Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui, a cave, and a very sleepless night. M-rated, and that's all the warning you're going to get.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mind Gardens by antisaints reviews
Shisui is a problem solver. Itachi is a problem. And according to Shisui, any problem that starts with sex can be solved with sex. ShiIta. AU. Brain Damage spinoff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
You Shall Go To The Ball by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Proverbs 6:25 by antisaints reviews
Nobody ever brags about going to Catholic School. NaruSasu YURI. AU. Requested by elveljung.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stromateis by Quillslinger reviews
Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Dreams by Kantayra reviews
In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Boning by Hanakage reviews
Naruto and Sasuke break into a museum. What idiots. NaruSasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ah, Screw it All! by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Naruto-the rich and popular-gets drunk and pays Sasuke-the infamous local prostitute- 3000 dollars for one night of fun. Naruto wants to forget about it, but the certain Uchiha won't let him forget. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R! NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,401 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cookie Crumbs by darkalbino reviews
Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scarlet by Yamisui reviews
Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,886 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Riding in Cars with Boys by stealth gato reviews
Getting stuck in a snow storm with your rival is never fun... but there are always some exceptions. WARNING: YAOI. LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girl ly by Shounen-Ai reviews
Naruto notices something about Sasuke...and goes a little to far to try and explain it to him. Implied NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Commiseration Night by Kantayra reviews
Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Details of the Big Picture by Tenpa-Neko reviews
- '"You’re so oblivious.” Naruto smiles indulgently, and Sasuke is hit by a wave of resentment at the patronizing tone of Naruto’s voice.' Naruto's Big Picture doesn't yet have a place in Sasuke's detailed world. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Bluejeannie reviews
Itachi Uchiha wasn't attracted to men, especially his own brother. R&R ItaSasu, Incest, dubcon, Yaoi, Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Serendipity by KageKitsune XXX reviews
We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Brief Mission by Kantayra reviews
Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wasteland by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke centric. Orochimaru was the best thing that ever happened to him - but that doesn't make this an easy choice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heart of the Ocean by Princess and the Zombie reviews
You jump, I jump...remember' Two people from two very different worlds meet on the maiden voyage of the unsinkable RMS Titanic. NaruSasu ItaSasu AU/AR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,646 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oasis by Perfections-Cat reviews
There is a fine line between a good deed and a selfishly indulgent one. Though, for Naruto, maybe those are one in the same. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Tea Party by Veroxion reviews
/ItaSasu\ Two brothers having a tea party was the same thing as two young girls... right? “Mmmn, Sasuke… you’re a fantastic brother." /Oneshot\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Overprotective by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto is coming to dinner with Sasuke's family, and Itachi's a little protective of his foolish little brother. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Thing Remains by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
Do not hang out with the gay boy if you do not want to get a “homo stamp” on your forehead. So what do you do? Ask the gay boy to pretend to be your girlfriend. Do you not see the contradiction there Naruto? NaruSasu, M for SEX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Killing Me, Killing You by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
Loving your best friend secretly, drowning in despair not being able to tell him how you feel; sounds familiar? All Sasuke wanted was Naruto to see him, really see him and love him back. Why is it so hard then…why does it hurt? NaruSasu, M for SEX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Belle Noir by Perfect.Indigo reviews
The music industry is ruthless, conniving, and crippling. And Sasuke is willing to do anything to find his place within it. ItaSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Kiss Me? by Lovely Spell reviews
naruxsasuxnaru Sasuke isn't the best at seduction, but he is persistent.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Forgive by Chesiere Cat reviews
Sasuke hates the words 'forgive me'. ItaSasu. Short drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
May I Love You? by iluvitachi93 reviews
In the dictionary, love is described as a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person. But Sasuke wants to know what it feels like to love someone. He decides to ask his secret crush, his own brother, Itachi. SasuIta. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Ride by Nozomi-sama reviews
Getting his car fixed was his main concern. The hot car mechanic was just a bonus. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
No One Can Say We Did Not Fight For This by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
War is unfair, but somebody has to fight. You have got your partner beside you, yet sometimes bullets are too fast. Are you willing to sacrifice everything for the one you love, Naruto? What if he is your fighting partner? NaruSasu, rated M for SEX, READ!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Dangerous Identities by cakecake reviews
Sasuke, a famous celebrity, stays in a hotel room and receives an unusual visit... just who is this irresistible stranger? AU, PWP, ItaSasu, Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Final by Insomniac Owl reviews
When Sasuke died, he left Naruto a videotape.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Bath, Our Bath by MurasakiYasu reviews
Sasuke likes to take nice long relaxing baths... but he's not going to tell his boyfriend that! NaruSasu Naruto X Sasuke Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orange Stain on Sheets of Rain by Nozomi-sama reviews
Sunshine is nice and all, but have you ever danced in the rain? NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
Brothers should not do things like these; they are not supposed to feel like this towards each other. What the heck is wrong with me then? What is wrong with Naruto? And I just crave for more… NaruSasu, rated M for SEX and INCEST
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Valentine's Day Gone Wrong by animefans49 reviews
A random oneshot about Sasuke's attempts to give his older brother, or the love of his life, Valentine's day chocolate. Inspired by the Love Hina Manga. ItaSasu ItachiSasuke ItaXSasu ItachiXSasuke yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Private Party by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke, neither the life nor the soul of any party, gets drunk. Naruto finds him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reasons to Be Uke by Hanbun no Tsuki reviews
One-Shot “You know Sasuke, if we were in a relationship, I bet you’d be the uke.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by VanityWantsYou reviews
After meeting Uzumaki Naruto while taking a piss in a local restroom, Sasuke's life had started turning into dramafilled yaoi fanfiction. Christmas fic. NaruSasu. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phone Calls From Nobody by brumalbreeze reviews
They started when he was fifteen. Phone calls from nobody. He just wanted to hear the voice of this nobody and to know who it is. But what is the price to this simple want? [NaruSaku, Hinted SasuNaru, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mentally Hilarious Much? by MonkeyCracker reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was sure he had a fairly normal life. But as he soon found out, nothing was as normal as he would like it to be. Because life never is that easy. Especially when you are in love with your own brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mood Swings by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Six Factors by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Three ninja, two drinks, and one common goal: To get into Sasuke's pants. No hard lemon. Past!rape by Orochimaru NejiSasu KakaSasu, Dedication One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bonds by Happiness's Deceit reviews
NaruSasu. Fifty sentences on their relationship, as well as Itachi's part in it. Includes overprotective!Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Airmail is Unreliable by THIboxNK reviews
[NaruSasu. OneShot.] Naruto writes a series of letters to Sasuke during his first year in Otogakure, never received. [Maybe, someday, I'll get to tell him myself...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Filming Naruto by JuliTina reviews
Things are not what they seem behind the Naruto film set. A total disregard for canon. ItaSasu pairing and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Cut by let.me.cry reviews
Because all things considered, Deidara is a glut, and Sasuke has everything to give. [DeidaraSasuke, implied AkatsukiSasuke Gangbang] [RAPE FIC LEMONY FRESH] Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Metro by Insomniac Owl reviews
He bought a subway ticket, and now it feels as if the world is waiting. [AU Sasuke centric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Counseling by Kyoui-chan reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Hair Day by Dark Days reviews
What will Sasuke do when the stupid hair straightener plug won't come out of the socket? Crack, drabble, fluff thingymajig, SasuNaru NaruSasu. Kinda.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Love The Sound of You Walking Away by Quillslinger reviews
Look out, Konoha. Yamanaka Ino is on the rebound. Ino-centric, het and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
37 by Quillslinger reviews
The small stairwell leading up to their hovel of a bedroom has thirty seven steps. The KisaIta AU I Am Totally Not Writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Half a Thousand by Quillslinger reviews
The distance between Suna and Konoha is roughly half a thousand miles. Of course, for someone like Shikamaru, distance is relative. Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Congratulations! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Further evidence that Sasuke's life is one big uke moment. Kakashi appears, with a sign, after Naruto and Sasuke have sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Case of You by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakashiShisui, smut] 'He was surrounded by cold and frigid bastards usually, so what made him think that Hatake Kakashi would be any different'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Kakashi H., Shisui U. - Complete
Floor 14 by Insomniac Owl reviews
He was the one who set the building on fire, to make sure he couldn't back down once he'd made his choice. [Sasuke centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Kimimaro - Complete
When You Were Young by desolate butterfly reviews
[ItaSasu, preUchiha massacre] Itachi is babysitting and Sasuke is upset. There's nothing more annoying than a sniffling Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet Cuddler by Quack says the T-shape reviews
In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Night Terrors by desolate butterfly reviews
[ItaSasu] Sasuke dreams of Itachi in several different ways, none of them healthy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Presents by GiMny reviews
NaruSasu. Even the simplest of presents can be taken in different ways. T for Naruto being perverted
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Headed Boy by Insomniac Owl reviews
They put him in an asylum, and they ran tests. They drained away his sanity and control with screaming voices, and when they let him go, all he wanted was freedom. [Sasuke centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Anti Ramen by SilverShine reviews
[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Paper by Insomniac Owl reviews
Naruto was at the park when he saw him, a boy of paper, with eyes just as lifeless.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Nervous? by Alley-Oop reviews
Naruto plays the nervous game with Sasuke. What could possibly come of this? [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rien by Insomniac Owl reviews
Those years of submission, of pain and questions and giving in... was it worth it? Sasuke questions whether, after all, if all he had done was worth it. Words whispered in his ears, teasing, taunting, planting seeds... so many consequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Kill Me Softly, Kiss Me Quickly by desolate butterfly reviews
Four kisses Sasuke initiated, and one that he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Water Stains by Insomniac Owl reviews
When she was thirty five and her son ran her through with a katana, it was one of those moments where her life flashed before her eyes. [Mikoto centric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Mikoto U. - Complete
As They Seem by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[AU] Deidara and Itachi, cigarettes and an art studio with heating that doesn't work. 'There is no truth. There is only perception.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Closet Voyeur Extraordinaire by Quack says the T-shape reviews
After Sakura hears Sasuke and Naruto doing... stuff in a closet, it isn't long before all of Konoha hears about it... Crackscented chaos ensues. NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasukitty! by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaSasu, crack fic] Sasuke wakes up with a few complications one morning, and Kakashi is no help. At all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deity by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
A modern day rendition of the Uchiha tragedy. The problem with humans, you see, is that we're more entranced with our fantasies than reality... [AU, Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poison by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaSasu drabble] Sasuke gets a snakebite and Kakashi saves him. In the sexiest way possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bathroom Rights by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke has to go to the bathroom REALLY bad. The only problem is, it's already occupied. And Itachi intends to take his time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Forget To Swallow by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarSasu fic, yaoi] In which Sasuke is pissed off and hungry and Naruto is a pervert with odd taste in noodles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exploding Stars by Sweetsong reviews
[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sin of Judas by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke left, it was the acceptable thing in his eyes. He became a despised traitor, a missingnin, hunted, pursued, for thirty pieces of silver and Itachi's death. [Judas comparision]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Ghost by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaSasu drabble] After Itachi's death, Sasuke refuses to leave his brother's old room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take Your Hand Off by kawaii-kirei reviews
An innocent day ends with Sasuke trying to get Naruto's hand off his mouth by licking his fingers. Hand molestation, anyone? [SasuNaru, NaruSasu, drabble and just an excuse to write smut.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Maternus by Insomniac Owl reviews
Dinner at the Uchiha household. Leftovers, and that tea she never drank. A mother's love endures through all... [Mikoto centric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Mikoto U. - Complete
Monsters by Insomniac Owl reviews
He knew monsters existed. He saw one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Clay by desolate butterfly reviews
[An Itachi fic] Masterpieces take time to create. Genius, even more so. These are the time markers of Itachi's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Hormones by dedkake reviews
Sasuke looked cute when he was playing video games. It turned Naruto on. Narusasu... just a cute little something.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ryoshin Dolls by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke wasn't playing with dolls. No... he was playing with people. With humans. Living ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fireflowers by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke is watching fireworks when Itachi comes home with something special. A sparkler.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Possession by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruSasu, implied ItaSasu] Itachi doesn't know why he is still watching Sasuke and the kyuubi vessel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life as Usual in the Akatsuki by lameboat249 reviews
Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Anesthesia by HopelessOsaka reviews
Seven–year–old Itachi holds a yellow balloon blown only eight centimeters high and wide. It is a baby’s heart; his baby brother’s heart. And he just killed his baby brother. ‹‹ Itachi–introspective: two–part drabble ››
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
sensus tactilis by icefalcon reviews
Uchihacest. [Kisame POV] Itachi didn't touch people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thread by Yami White Rain reviews
[narusasu, oneshot] “I don’t fear lies,” Sasuke said and Naruto gave him a crazed look before kissing him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Belief by mayfaire reviews
Love will always have two faces. NaruSasu. ItaSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
He Sees by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
They loved him. He didn't. And Itachi just wants his brother to be happy. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Monograph by Odyssion reviews
“I had to kill them, you see. Had to... because otherwise I would've ended up just like you.” Implied ItaKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
How Shikamaru Became a Chuunin by Link and Luigi reviews
Every ninja in Konoha liked fighting a lot. But Shikamaru, who also lived in Konoha... did NOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Leave it to Deidara by tidAL rabbiT reviews
Uchiha Itachi, an aspiring novelist under the pseudonym Kumori Arashi, as there's no money to be made in Akatsuki, writes the story that's on everybody's mind. Who could ever have figured the organization would be so helpful? [UCHIHACEST, ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005
Take a Picture by mayfaire reviews
Sasuke finds something worth crying for despite his burning hatred. Slight ItaSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Esthesia by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
.'Niisan', asked Sasuke, 'What... What is love' [implied uchihacest] .:COMPLETE:. [slight additions made to ch. 5]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Got Your Nose! no Jutsu by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
Happy Birthday Sasuke! In an attempt to rid himself of his pesky little brother for afternoon, Itachi shows Sasuke a little trick as an early birthday present.... [CuteCreepy]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto's Game by Siephe reviews
Oneshot. After a long round of sparring, Naruto and Sasuke chill out for a bit... And so comes the birth of Naruto's funky game. ShounenAi. Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
Sins of the Father by Sarah Koh reviews
[Uchihacest, pre-massacre, contains slight spoilers] He never wanted to be a bad father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2005
The Words We Couldn't Say by Insomnikat reviews
[Update January 2006] Because the end does justify the means. Three years down the road and he's only beginning to understand what he wants. Sasuke. Itachi. SasukeItachi. Implied SasukeNaruto. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Shark and The Weasel by Chesiere Cat reviews
Kisame and his poor attempts to molest Itachi starts up a very, very complicated mess. Will he succeed or die the most painful death? Kisame fan if there's any keep out! Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,642 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sinful Addiction by Chesiere Cat reviews
Orochimaru wants Sasuke. Kakashi promises to protect the boy from the sennin but Sasuke is gone anyway. The jounin then rushes out to find him. The event takes an unexpected turn when the one rescuing Sasuke is...Itachi. Shounenai. Incest. Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,439 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
At the End of the Day by Sarah Koh reviews
At the end of the day, what do you have left? Tsume x Toboe
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2004
Lesser of Two Evils by The Prime Minister reviews
Uchiha Itachi explains why he killed his clan and his relationship with Sasuke. Now in proofread format.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 515 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Guernica reviews
When his life is falling apart, only one person can pick up the pieces. That person is not Shisui. AU. ShiIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
Drowners reviews
They found they shared a lot more than just the desert. KisaIta, ShiIta. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Shisui U. - Complete
Sleepless
His voice quivered behind the microphone. It was like the Ronnie Radke squeak, the Matthew Bellamy inhale. Shisui discovered that he loved it, the vulnerability, the shakiness of the scream. ShiIta, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,378 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Titanic reviews
Vocabulary aside, Itachi took one look at Naruto and Sasuke, and felt the incredible urge to smash their faces together in an attempt to generate the eternal love they were destined to share. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
V Rank reviews
Enemies use multiple means, not limited to combat, to catch a shinobi off guard. Sexual advances and seduction have been among those methods. A ninja must be able to remain focused should such an event occur. This V-rank mission is simply Konoha's way of making sure all of-age shinobi are not only comfortable, but have a certain degree of sexual experience. NaruSasuSaku, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
Junebug reviews
It was his birthday, and Itachi was home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Southern Joy reviews
"When you grow up, I know I'm going to marry you." A bildungsroman of two, because Shisui couldn't be complete without Itachi. ItaShi/ShiIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Continuity reviews
Mikoto was his. She was destined to be is as decreed by the Uchiha family. She submitted to it when they were married, and it culminated in the birth of their two sons. She was his, and for heaven's sake, he was going to make it known. AU, FugaMiko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Sorrow reviews
At the dawn of senior year, Naruto discovered a peculiarly confined boy who happened to be at the center of a bloody incident in preschool. This is Sasuke's sorrowful tragedy, uncovered by pure curiosity. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU, some OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rabbit's Foot reviews
If you get involved with the 'Unlucky Uchiha,' you're sure to disappear. When lucky Naruto meets Uchiha Sasuke, one of the survivors of the Uchiha clan, he uncovers the secret to the disappearances...and the one person he can truly love. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,922 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Irreversible reviews
They couldn't figure out which was harder - trying to be perfect, or being perfect. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blissful Ignorance reviews
Ever since his parents died, Sasuke has amnesia. Now, Sasuke has to deal with being a new person in an old body, the secrets of his past, the truth behind his parents' murder, and an older brother with an unrequited love. Yaoi, Uchihacest, AU. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,937 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seven Up! reviews
Heads down thumbs up! During an innocent game at school, someone whispers three special words into Sasuke’s ear...It’s not an innocent game anymore! OneShot, NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Unknown reviews
Sequel to From Anonymous. Itachi and Sasuke's relationship breaks suddenly, down to the point when they refuse to speak to each other. The only thing that consoles Sasuke is the letters he keeps finding around the house, written by Itachi himself. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,216 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Romeo vs Juliet reviews
Sasuke tries a new experiment in his freshman year of Konoha Boarding School. Suddenly, there is a new girl stealing everyone's attention...Including Mr. Perfect, Uchiha Itachi. Crossdressing! Yaoi, ItaSasu. Some SasukexEveryone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,967 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Getaway reviews
Anyone Orochimaru picks up will eventually be turned into lab rats. There's no escaping that fact. That's the last thing that Keiko wants. She wants to make her escape, but she can't do it without the help of Uchiha Sasuke. SasukeXOC. For my friend, Amber
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
From Anonymous reviews
Sasuke is given an assignment: to send letters to somebody in a different country without giving them his name. As he quickly grows an attachment to this person, he doesn't realize that his life is going to change forever. ItaSasu, onesided NaruSasu. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete