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Joined 10-02-07, id: 1389195, Profile Updated: 08-01-10
Author has written 7 stories for Bleach, Harry Potter, and Good Omens.

Yet another update. Now with the added bonus of Twilight!Rants. Well, rant. Enjoy, if you feel so inclined.

I'm Hana-chan. Not literally. One of my friends told me Hanajima-san of Furuba was the manga incarnation of myself, thus the name. I'm pretty much one of the biggest geeks on the planet. Name a nerdy thing, and I've probably been involved with it or something like it. I'm a total bookworm. I am also, a screaming fan girl of Doctor Who, namely Doctor 10. ( David Tennant ) I've read just about everything published by Tamora Pierce, and that's quite a bit. I'm an avid Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan, and remind people of that fact continually.

I'm also a huge band geek, having played my trumpet for 6 years. I dunno how good I am, but there you go. I used to dance, but after 9 years of lessons, I finally figured out I sucked and quit. Now I take Tae Kwon Do and it's much preferable. (Is that even a sentence?) I'm also in love with acting and the French language, which I've only studied for two years but adore.

Now that I've finished boring the heck out of you by telling you about myself, I'll list what I read and watch and ship. Oh yeah. Because you care oh so much.

Anime/Manga:

Bleach. Because it rocks. I've read the whole manga, and I'm pretty much a fan of the random anime episodes I've seen.

Full Metal Alchemist. Because who doesn't love angry short people and their adorable brothers?

Her Majesty's Dog. Because Hyoue is hot, the monkey is hilarious, and Aname's naivety makes me happy.

Fruits Basket. Does this really need an explanation?

Books:

Anything by Tamora Pierce. If you don't know who she is, look her up and read her books. She is a goddess of medieval fantasy.

Harry Potter. Just because.

Artemis Fowl. I love evil-ish geniuses. (genii?) Don't you?

The City of Dreaming Books. Yay obscure German books!

The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society. Because I like saying the name and it's an amazing book.

TV:

Doctor Who. David Tennant is the ultimate man. Plus he has great hair. And the show is hilarious too.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I worship Joss Whedon.

Angel. See Above

Firefly. See Above. Plus, you know, WASH!

The Office. Ya gotta love it.

House M.D. Cuz I've got a thing for doctors, alright?

Monk. Obsessive. Compulsive. Detective.

Psych. Fake psychics, clever writing, rather attractive star. What's not to love?

Ships:

And the moment you've all been waiting for...

Bleach...

Ichihime: I think they're cute. Live with it.

Uquihime: It's freakin' hilarious! And I love Ulquiorra.

Renruki: They're just so sickeningly cute.

ByaRen: Canon? No. Crack-y, creepy and delicious all at the same time? Yes.

Ikkachika: I may or may not have just made that phrase up, but they're awesome, and it was a long time coming.

UkiUno: They're perfect for each other, I swear

UraYoru: It's... sort of canon. If it's not, it needs to be.

HitsuHina: They both deserve someone nice, and it's slightly canon.

Stark/Lilinette: It's more of an adorable sister/brother sort of deal. I wouldn't mind a bit of romance though.

ShunNan: It will happen, plus he deserves it for what me and my best friend did to him with some fanfics we're plotting. (Cackle cackle)

FMA...

Royai: IT'S GOTTA HAPPEN SOMETIME!!

EdWin: Because I said so.

HMD...

AmaneHyoue: It's so canon it hurts. And they're cute.

FB...

ShigureMitchan: Poor, poor editor...

AyaMine: SO CUTE!

Kyoru: I was for it before it was cool.

HatoriKana: So... much... sadness...

HP...

RLNT: -sob-

RonHermione: I pulled for this since day one. Well, since I stopped thinking boys had cooties. I started the series when I was little, okay? I count that day as day one.

LunaNeville: They will create wonderful awkward social situations wherever they go and have awkward and wonderful children.

DW...

10Rose: The original. And the best. (well, sort of the original. The NEW original)

BtVS...

WillowTara: YAY!! I love them.

WillowOz: Because Oz is the guy I would date. And any couple that can talk about monkey pants is a good couple.

Spuffy: My best friend will hate me for this :D Only because of a few episodes.

XanderAnya: It wasn't to be... -SOB-

Psych...

SeanJewels: It will happen someday. They will eventually figure it out.

AntiShips: I felt it was time to add this section.

Bleach...

Tousen/Anyone: Because I hate Tousen and he deserves no happiness.

Mayuri/Anyone: -shudder- Good Lord, people, really?

HitsuKarin: ??

KenUno: Seriously? What the hell. There is ONE cracky fic I enjoy this in and it is entirely one sided and there is alcohol involved. That's IT.

FMA...

RoyEd: NO! Just... just STOP IT! ROYAI FOREVER!

Fruits Basket...

YukiRu: Yuki just bugs me. I dunno why. Too much angst, not enough personality.

HP...

SnapeHermione: OH GOD. SO. MUCH. BADNESS. Mental images are just... oh god.

DracoHermione: Wait, what? When did Hermione's strict moral code go kaput? And WHY would Draco ever find Hermione attractive? WHERE IS THE LOGIC and/or ATTRACTION??

DracoHarry: See above for most of my issues with this one. Although there were some truly awesome slash moments between these two in HBP movie. Just sayin'.

Blaise/Anyone: Would anyone like to explain to me why there are 52 pages of Blaise Zabini fics? He DOESN'T HAVE A GENDER TILL THE FIFTH BOOK. HEADDESK.

BtVS...

WillowKennedy: Kennedy is annoying. Period.

GilesBuffy: EW. Just... just EW. Can you say father figure?

Okay. I'm done. If you read all that without crying at least once, I applaud you. And I direct you to the below paragraph to see if THAT will jerk some tears out of you.

I love reviews, and I WILL review you if I like your story, btw.

A rant on Twilight:Don't read if you don't like rants about nothing in particular.

Okay, seriously, folks. I don't understand the passion behind this series. I pride myself in being one of the few individuals on this Earth that is in the gray area on Twilight. I don't want to have Edward and/or Jacob and/or Jasper and/or Carlisle's admittedly illegitimate and supposedly-impossible-but-not-really-jk-lol babies. But I also don't scream in fury every time I hear the words Twilight or Edward. (Partially because I'm often talking about Edward Elric). I really dislike people on both ends of this totally insane spectrum. People who must nitpick at ever detail of this series bug the heck out of me, although there are some decent crackfics about it. And people who insist that Edward is real and will ride in on his magical silver Volvo of Love and Beauty and Low Female Self Esteem and Stalkerdom to carry them away to Isle Esme will probably get slapped. They're a decent series of books whose characters I (mostly) enjoy and whose story I find intersting. Is is predictable? Of course! Is it unnrealistic? There's vampires. What do you want? But everyone needs a little shameless fluff now and again and Twilight is my option other than writing horrific ByaRen fics. So leave me alone and let me go back to mocking/reading/thoroughly enjoying the books.

P.S. The movie sucked. Robert Pattinson = Awkward Creeper. He was MUCH hotter as Cedric.

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Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Endlessly by GlassAngel reviews
A collection of both slash and pre-slash drabbles involving Holmes and Watson, set in both movieverse and bookverse. Will be updated periodically.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,479 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
One Hundred Ways to Love by Ms Western Ink reviews
“The winner reserves the right to claim a reward,” he murmured, leaning over her, chapter 61. Manga spoilers. Shunsui x Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 117,148 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Shunsui K., Nanao I.
Not Quite Synchronicity by Lycoris Calantha reviews
RoyAi Hundred Themes. Formerly 'Memories.' 081. Footsteps. Roy settled back down in his bed though he knew he wouldn't sleep. He knew he'd see her in the enemy's clutches in the morning. However much he wished she were in his arms instead.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,182 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Roy M., Riza H.
Capitulation by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Seireitei Chronicle by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
The lives, loves, and utter mishaps of the employees of the Seireitei Chronicle as they go through some very trying weeks. AU with ShunNan, IchiRuki, ByaRen, and others.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Shunsui K., Nanao I.
Four moments in dreams and one moment in reality by girlthursday reviews
Four times Arthur and Ariadne dreamed together outside of a job and the one time they didn't.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Games We Play by The Secret Miracle reviews
Eames has a job offer for Arthur but finds that he's going to have to get more creative with his incentives. Separate 'verse from prior fics. Rated M for language and sexual situations. Slash.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Reality by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Ariadne needs certainty of a kind that her totem can't provide.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
In the After by freeze1 reviews
It isn't until the black smudge of Cobb's suit dissolves into the crowd that it occurs to Ariadne she has no where to go. The first few hours after the plane lands. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
An Understanding by endsoftime reviews
Some days are harder than others...and then some are simply impossible. Holmes/Watson, in response to an LJ prompt for "Watson's cane." Watson has a difficult day, pain-wise, and things pretty much devolve from there. Happy ending, and some lovely slash!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/17/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Bleach Soup by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
True drabbles, each exactly 100 words long. Multiple pairings and genres.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
PIRATES! by murderofonerose reviews
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are stuck in a barrel. Lightly slashy.
Tom Stoppard - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Nanao's Romeo by BloodFireAlchEMisT reviews
I used Shakespeares Romeo and Juliet and Tite Kibo's Nanao Ise and Shunsui Kyoraku. THEY DO NOT BELONG TO ME! This is going to be a multi chapter story because the balcony scene is pretty long so...enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Pas De Deux by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Nanao was used to dancing alone. Then Shunsui Kyoraku waltzed into her life. AU.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Twelve Fifteen in the Afternoon by Fact Vs Fiction reviews
Sequel to Three o Three in the Morining. Picks up where that left off. Shunsui POV. ShunsuixNanao Part two in the Moment In Time Series.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
211 Things A Bright Shinigami Can Do by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Three oh Three in the Morning by Fact Vs Fiction reviews
Nanao is just having one of those nights. Luckily for her her feet seem to possess selective hearing and she knows just who to run to. Shunsui/Nanao ONESHOT* First In the Moment in Time series.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Oh, We Like Sheep and Other Misperceptions by Ineffabilitea reviews
The sooner Aziraphale asked, the sooner Crowley could say no, but instead the angel continued to behave as though he had nothing in particular to say to Crowley at all, beyond the pleasantries and inanities of the day.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Acclimatized by Serenadea reviews
Charisma; that was the word. Renji had enough charisma to charm even a man who had been born cold and—for the most part—unmoved by worldly passions.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Discombobulated by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Your subtleties, they strangle me, and I can’t explain myself at all. And every night, every time, back into your embrace I crawl. ByaRen, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Candy Canes and Lollipops by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
I’m only playing with you because none of the other guy’s wanted to play with you and I don’t think Barbie’s all that hot." Stark and Byakuya play Candyland.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Byakuya K., C. Stark - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Ferris Feelings by fictionalcandie reviews
An angel, a demon, a carnival, and the sum of all their parts. Oneshot, slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 302 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Advantage by Dailenna reviews
Royai-ish: Lieutenant General Grumman was widely known as an eccentric man, so not many people were surprised when he chose to have a costume ball for his birthday.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Roy M. - Complete
Breathing Lessons by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Rise and Shine by opalish reviews
WashZoe drabble. In which there is basking, and Wash's dinosaurs face imminent doom.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Love's Labors Misinterpreted by Gigabomb reviews
Renji x Byakuya. Renji attempts to court his captain. Rukia... helps.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Truth by The Sh33p reviews
The Gotei 13 is an organization with a lot of secrets. These are only a few of them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Stunted Forward Motion by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sortof companion piece to “On the Next Go Round” Byakuya and Renji battle loneliness and rejection.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Undead and Unashamed by opalish reviews
LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Against Protocol by peroxidepest17 reviews
Companion piece to “Captain, My Captain” and “Beautiful Friendship”- Renji’s always been bad at following protocol.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2005
Understanding by Alizarine reviews
*slash* An after dinner stroll through the park, a kissing couple, and a demon who's been around the block a few times make Aziraphale wonder what the big deal is about sex, anyway.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2002
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A Spoonful of Bleach reviews
A number of Bleach drabbles with different characters and genres. Most will be humor.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009
The Garden of Eden reviews
A series of short fics involving our two favorite man-shaped beings, Aziraphale and Crowley. Here there be slash, so don't read if you don't go for that sort of thing. T for suggestive themes and possible language.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
100 Moments of Hogwarts reviews
100 Themes Challenge based around Hogwarts and its inhabitants. Variety of characters and genres, T for safety, and possibly later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009
Improvisation reviews
Shunsui and Nanao have a routine. But Shunsui's taken up improv, Nanao's legs have stopped taking orders, and there's an aggressive crane on the loose. The 8th division might never be the same. ShunNan. Oneshot. T for safety.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I.
The Number Two reviews
The Gotei 13's real thoughts on their own "number twos"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - G. Ichimaru, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Hair Troubles reviews
Renji's hair isn't always as perfect as it seems. Drabble with little to no plot. Mild ByaRen. Don't like, don't read. T for safety.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Not Bad At All reviews
Renji has never been very conscious of injuries, but there is an unexpected up side to his recent influx of wounds. ByaRen oneshot. Don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete