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Joined 10-02-07, id: 1389266, Profile Updated: 11-27-13
Author has written 1 story for Star Trek: 2009.

Yes, hello. I write for Star Trek but I am in other fandoms such as Mass Effect, Harry Potter and a few other things I can't think of right now. So yeah, feel free to drop me a line or something.

As far as Minor Setback goes, I hope to return to writing it soon! Thanks for your support!

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Whispering Words by Kerchan reviews
K/S AU COMPLETE: "Jim Kirk." Ayel stated, amazed that in his hands he was holding the baby form of a legend. "James T. Kirk." Nero breathed after him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,365 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock, Spock Prime, Ayel - Complete
Love For Sale by MarillaT'Pel reviews
AU. James T. Kirk is abducted by slavers on his way to a family visit. Elsewhere, Spock begins to enter Pon Farr with no time to return home to find a mate. Guess what happens next?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,522 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 9/28/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Hand We're Dealt by callandra reviews
An incident on shore leave results in a forced bond between McCoy and Spock. Rated M because I'm paranoid, no smut here. Warning: If this goes the way I'm thinking it will, eventual MPREG
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 187,555 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
The Expense of Spirit by MadameAngel reviews
"The expense of spirit in a waste of shame is lust in action" - Shakespeare, sonnet 129. Rated M for language and sex. Kirk/Spock - obviously. And, I've been told, lots of angst.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,716 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
This is War by Liz Night reviews
AU. Spock is born as a natural submissive, a nepik. After his first bond ends in tragedy he runs to Earth and Starfleet. There he meets Nyota Uhura and Jim Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,151 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Beautiful Vulcan by T'Key'la reviews
This isn't my fault - passionfornight asked if I had ever written or would consider writing a Pretty Woman/Star Trek story. This has been percolating ever since. Featuring rent-boy Spock, and Kirk - the man who falls in love with him. AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Plan by Jonsdottir reviews
Valentines suck. Jim decides that the only way to get rid of annoying propositions is to fake a relationship with Spock. Now all they have to do is get caught in a compromising position by someone in the crew so the word will spread. Piece of cake. Right?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Temptation Is Apparently Russian by Blazingdusk reviews
It didn't take much for McCoy to let the kid into his bed. Not much at all. McCoy/Chekov one-shot, very slashy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
That Control You Love by TheFreshApple reviews
Summary: At Academy Prep, the drum major is one of the most uptight, rule-abiding members of the student body and the mascots like a challenge. Bones/Kirk, eventually Bones/Kirk/Spock, mentions of Kirk/Sulu and Chekov/Sulu. High school!AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Consuming Fire by Maranni123 reviews
At the mercy of their emotions and the ancient Vulcan time of mating, things go from bad to worse when Jim, Spock, and the crew are kidnapped as Spock goes into Pon Farr. With the biological clock ticking, will Spock and Jim survive? Warning: K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,452 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Let It All Go by Me Or The Wallpaper reviews
Despite being lightyears away from home, he is attempting to follow Vulcan doctorine. To remain objective in every situation. To treat his own life at school and the world around him as a scientific study. A captivating homeless boy complicates this. AU
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,569 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Manufacture by Samuel MacIntyre reviews
ST: 2009, Spock/Kirk/Chekhov. Chekhov is sold into slavery, to be broken and reformed. He is purchased by Spock, the young son of a lord from a neighboring kingdom. Rated M for future chapters, as this story will, at some point, get down and dirty.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Spock, P. Chekov
A Matter of Choice by Kimura reviews
AU. Jim Kirk is the head of Nero's household of slaves. His life changes forever the day Leonard McCoy becomes their newest acquisition. warnings: abuse, slavery, violence, language, SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,232 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Good Morning by Azaelynn reviews
When Bones wakes up, he realizes that this was NOT his bed. Who the hell has red satin sheets?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Compulsion by Jaylee1 reviews
Written for the Kirk/Spock zine "Universal Constant"... a fascination with melds leads to an accidental bonding.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,753 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Just One Dance by 1lostone reviews
The Enterprise crew hold a Valentine's party and when a slow dance starts and the lights are turned very low, Jim who's besotted with Spock asks him for a dance. He reluctantly agrees he doesn't want to get too close to his irresistible Captain .
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5 Times McCoy Was Fluent in Vulcan by madwriter223 reviews
And 1 Time More Just For Fun' implied Spock/McCoy, mostly humor, teensy bit of romanse. SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Interlude by 1lostone reviews
Jim is absolutely, positively not Spock's student. No, really. NC-17 PWP Written for the amazing Jademac2442 It's not a shameless plug if her fic is really that amazing! for a belated xmas present! 3 bb.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Fall Into Your Gravity by Jaylee1 reviews
Toddler Spock and Jim meet at a Starfleet function and bond. One would think meeting one's soulmate at so young an age would make courtship fairly easy… Not so much. Features culture differences and two boys unwilling to discuss feelings.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,733 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Doctor, the Detective, and the Fairy Princess by DB2020 reviews
Halloween night changes everything for Dr. McCoy. He's made a point of keeping Detective Kirk at arms' length, but by the end of the night he can't deny his need for the man. AU, mature content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Follow Your Bliss by ED of Oblivion reviews
Companion fic to "We'll Walk In Ecstasy." It's day five of Kirk's impromptu Pon Farr. Let's see how the two lovebirds are doing. Vulcan!Kirk. Kirk/Spock. PWP and smut.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
One Little Vulcan by JustInPotato reviews
Everything seems fine on the Enterprise. But it's not. Not for Spock. Not for Jim. Jim breaks Spock's heart but he doesn't know it.However, Jim figures out why and there's no good outcome. Not for Spock. Not for Jim and not for one little Vulcan K/S mpreg
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
We'll Walk In Ecstasy by ED of Oblivion reviews
An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test. Vulcan!Kirk. Kirk/Spock. Plot reverse of "The Chase."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,184 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/20/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Anyone Lived in a Pretty How Town by The Cumaean Sibyl reviews
Spock leaves for New Vulcan under mysterious circumstances, but McCoy wants him back only to find that he's already bonded to someone else and pregnant. Warnings! slash, mccoy/spock, spock/other, mpreg.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
Cold As You by tightgreenshorts reviews
Eventually Kirk/Spock While protecting a young girl, Spock over hears something that causes him to think about his relationship with his Captain. Which ends up causing an actual relationship. Eventually as in, it starts in Chapter 3
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,318 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Teach Me by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
K/S. Set during the new Trek movie, which means major spoilers. My take on Kirk and Spock's first meeting at Starfleet Academy. Spock is Kirk's teacher and they really don't get along! Just how much do they *hate* each other? Slash. Spock & Kirk POVs.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,966 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Minor Setback reviews
Phenomena occurs on an away mission. While retrieving the captain the crew is surprised to find that he has been shrunk. Spock is determined to help Jim return to his natural size since being smaller than a tribble makes it difficult to run a ship. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock