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Joined 10-02-07, id: 1389427, Profile Updated: 08-08-11
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.

You somehow clicked a link to my profile, so now I'm left wondering why you're reading this instead of leaving.

Name: Jackie Sweet

Age: Old enough.

Why I'm here: To write fanfiction. Of course.

Always know: Writer's block is not my friend. If you see him, beat him to death for me, please. Writer's block can burn in the fiery pits of Satan's asshole. Pardon my language.

Quotes from others' fiction that have made me oh so happy:

“You were wrong. Halloween’s scary cause Sasuke’s gay and he burns a hole in the roof for Naruto.” -- Ino in Hawo Bean(SasuNaru)

“I want to make Temperature Adjective addicting love to you, Verbing my Noun against your Noun while we Verb Adverb against your Place room walls, our Nouns Verbing with every breath we take before Verbing into a Adjective release of pure ecstasy.” -- Sasuke to Naruto in I want to VERB your ADJECTIVE NOUN(SasuNaru)

The morning of July 23rd dawned like any of the others, with a blonde haired boy hiding beneath his covers. When he finally roused himself hours later with a scratch and a yawn, he glanced at his calendar immediately finding his ass pwned. -- Narration in The Fairyest Tale(SasuNaru)

“Ties are so stupid. Whoever invented them should burn in hell for all eternity.” -- Naruto in Trial and Error(SasuNaru)

“There are no wrong ends for geniuses.” -- Shikamaru in Road Trip(SasuNaru)

“My name is Spider. I like death, pain, and leather.” -- a telemarketer in Konoha Do Not Call List(Not SasuNaru for once.)

“Hope you like to receive because I'm nobody's bitch.” -- Hiashi to Jiraiya in The Big Win(Jiraiya/Hiashi) Don't ask.

“I will see it, Ryuk. I will. From now on, my mission is to see L's penis. I'll prove to him that I can remove any body part I've seen by taking off his ears, and after I've seen his penis he'll be afraid to challenge me any more. Even better, he'll help me. It'll be Kira and L together, against the world, and L's penis will be the hostage." -- Light in Disco Master Matsuda(L/Light?)

“Sex I can deal with. Even Kankuro or you, or even me! But you've gone and put the image of my father, my NAKED father on that desk. I don't care if it was a joke, a lie, or the truth. I want that desk burned!” -- Gaara to Baki in Marry My Father Please?(Kankurou/Hinata)

“Now, now granddaddy trout. Just think of it as a mission to fill the nursery. Not wild monkey sex involving your baby girl.” -- Anko to Hiashi in Marry My Father Please?(Kankurou/Hina)

I seriously recommend you read at least one of these stories mentioned above. They're amazing! If any of these are from something you've written, tell me if you want me to remove it. I give credits (by citing the title).

Let's rock this bitch.


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DARE by illusioneyes reviews
Enter Angela "Angel" Johnson, a Yankee thrown ass-over head into the chaos of Kong Studios. Without a citizenship, a visa, or any hope of getting back home, how can she get on paying Murdoc's rent and meeting his inccessant demands? Future MurdocxOC
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 128,269 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Murdoc N., OC
This dream and you by LilNeko reviews
Chouji could only tremble… This is all he wanted… This was all he needed… If anything else, he could honestly say that if he were to die right now… He’d defiantly die happy. rated for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Chōji A., Neji H.
What Did We Just Do? by werewolfluvr147 reviews
One of the most important rules of friendship: Don't have a one night stand with said best friend. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Damn Ino by DeathToPotter reviews
What happens when Shikamaru finally gets sick of 'that damn Ino' always insulting his Chouji? slight OOCness, T for mild language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Wedding Night Baby by Lives-In-2D reviews
Hinata's depressed at Shikamaru's and Temari's wedding. She's single and still into Naruto. What happens when she gets drunk and the only available shoulder around to cry on is that of Kankuro's? Hormones rage and babies are produced!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,668 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kankuro, Hinata H. - Complete
Sideways by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
An undercover mission of vital importance throws together an unlikely pair of Ninja—Rock Lee and Hinata. Posing as a newlywed couple, they’ll have to keep their wits about them to fulfill their mission, while also getting to know each other. LxH and NxT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,419 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Lee R., Hinata H.
The Morning After by gwenstacey reviews
The last thing Aoba remembers he was out drinking with Genma and Raidou, somehow that doesn't explain why he can't feel his feet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Aoba Y., Anko M. - Complete
From Floor to Ceiling by animechaser reviews
Jiraiya and Orochimaru sneak into a brothel in mourning hours for Jiraiya's research. Orochimaru's envy is having problems staying put. genin days. Yaoi. M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Of Crossdressers and Gangs by Poke-chan reviews
Sabaku no Gaara is no average student. A Suna tradition has forced him into Konoha High, undercover. His mission: stir up trouble for anybody he can. What happens when he begins to form bonds with the students there? A story worthy of a soap opra! GaaLee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,243 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Gaara, Lee R.
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Flesh & Blood by Shika's-SnowChild reviews
You feel weak when I protect you, Don't you" It wasn't a question and they both knew it. SUCK A SUMMARY'S R & R
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Rainy Day by AvEnGinGAngEL123 reviews
TenTen in the rain alone and thinks. Neji soon joins her, and they realize they've been thinking about the same thing. NejixTenTen Onseshot Extreme Fluff Warning
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Flowers in my hair by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Hinata left Konaha villiage to train for a few years on the condition she would do her father a favor when she returns but when she finds out the favor her life changes forever.rated T just in case pairings HinaxNaru NejixHina GaaraxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,120 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
The Nobody Girl by JACinthebox reviews
For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
Vanilla Ice Cream by Nathan Huss reviews
OneShot. My first Naruto fic. Don't fully know why, but I ended up writing something resembling a ChoujiHinata fic. Well, at least I'm writing...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Chōji A., Hinata H. - Complete
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Finding Hinata reviews
Having had enough with her life as it was, Hinata leaves home to get away from everything. Whether it's running away or just a road trip in disguise, she's stuck with Sasuke who decided it would be nice to just sit in her car.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,026 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Study Hour reviews
Like everything else in the world, love is subject to change. But that doesn't always mean you have to change to get it. You'll learn. Just open a book. Study a little. AU LeeIno ShikaNeji KankHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009
Open Your Eyes reviews
Hinata can't be the heiress she wants to be so she runs away to escape unwanted marriage. Will she be willing to leave the new life she's been made when she's found? Or is she willing to join the 'criminals' with her own page in the Bingo Book? KisaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,015 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Kisame H., Hinata H. - Complete
Wishful Thinking reviews
She wanted him. He wanted her. But things always stop them from going all the way. Always. Maybe it's just wishful thinking on both parts... Chouji/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Chōji A., Hinata H. - Complete
Fucktoy reviews
Mello talks to himself/daydreams about how much he wants Matt's sexy body... Very short and meaningless! Labled under Fantasy because Mello dreams a bit different than normal people... I would say it's fluffy, but, damn, there's nothing fluffy in this...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
One little girl reviews
Sasuke hated babysitting. Espically when it came to a strange, pushy, whiney, little girl like her, who would never shut up. A little change of heart can do some damage. Death mentioned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Confession reviews
Chouji has something to tell Shikamaru but he's not sure how or if he even should. It's not what you think, trust me.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete