Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.
You somehow clicked a link to my profile, so now I'm left wondering why you're reading this instead of leaving.
Name: Jackie Sweet
Age: Old enough.
Why I'm here: To write fanfiction. Of course.
Always know: Writer's block is not my friend. If you see him, beat him to death for me, please. Writer's block can burn in the fiery pits of Satan's asshole. Pardon my language.
Quotes from others' fiction that have made me oh so happy:
“You were wrong. Halloween’s scary cause Sasuke’s gay and he burns a hole in the roof for Naruto.” -- Ino in Hawo Bean(SasuNaru)
“I want to make Temperature Adjective addicting love to you, Verbing my Noun against your Noun while we Verb Adverb against your Place room walls, our Nouns Verbing with every breath we take before Verbing into a Adjective release of pure ecstasy.” -- Sasuke to Naruto in I want to VERB your ADJECTIVE NOUN(SasuNaru)
The morning of July 23rd dawned like any of the others, with a blonde haired boy hiding beneath his covers. When he finally roused himself hours later with a scratch and a yawn, he glanced at his calendar immediately finding his ass pwned. -- Narration in The Fairyest Tale(SasuNaru)
“Ties are so stupid. Whoever invented them should burn in hell for all eternity.” -- Naruto in Trial and Error(SasuNaru)
“There are no wrong ends for geniuses.” -- Shikamaru in Road Trip(SasuNaru)
“My name is Spider. I like death, pain, and leather.” -- a telemarketer in Konoha Do Not Call List(Not SasuNaru for once.)
“Hope you like to receive because I'm nobody's bitch.” -- Hiashi to Jiraiya in The Big Win(Jiraiya/Hiashi) Don't ask.
“I will see it, Ryuk. I will. From now on, my mission is to see L's penis. I'll prove to him that I can remove any body part I've seen by taking off his ears, and after I've seen his penis he'll be afraid to challenge me any more. Even better, he'll help me. It'll be Kira and L together, against the world, and L's penis will be the hostage." -- Light in Disco Master Matsuda(L/Light?)
“Sex I can deal with. Even Kankuro or you, or even me! But you've gone and put the image of my father, my NAKED father on that desk. I don't care if it was a joke, a lie, or the truth. I want that desk burned!” -- Gaara to Baki in Marry My Father Please?(Kankurou/Hinata)
“Now, now granddaddy trout. Just think of it as a mission to fill the nursery. Not wild monkey sex involving your baby girl.” -- Anko to Hiashi in Marry My Father Please?(Kankurou/Hina)
I seriously recommend you read at least one of these stories mentioned above. They're amazing! If any of these are from something you've written, tell me if you want me to remove it. I give credits (by citing the title).
Let's rock this bitch.