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Author has written 20 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Jackie Chan Adventures, Teen Titans, and Naruto.

Gender: Male

Age: 23

YAXON = Professor YAna (plus) Harold SaXON (the two previous incarnations of the Master from Doctor Who, for those of you wondering about the origins of my Pen Name)

Theme for That was Anticlimactic (lyrics: K2G by Puffy Ami Yumi):

Nagare nagare te kita mon da
Kita kara nishi e kake nuke te kite
Tadori tsuita koko wa ittai doko

Karada wa yake ni karu kunaru
Too kude minna tema neki shiteru
Hata mata koko wa tengoku ka chi no hate ka

So kawaii hito yo kocchi e kite o kure
Maa boku no hanashi o kikanai ka
Mata kawaii hito ga waraatte kureru nara
Saa itte miyo oka yume no kuni

Sakura mai chiru hana fubuki
Nokoe yama koe kaki wakete kite
Yasashiku sarete sonoki ni natte

Tooi ano hi ni chuu ningu
Hatsukoi no ano koto kasa ne ruze
Amai kao ri ni yowasarete awa ni naru

So kawaii hito yo kocchi e kite o kure
Maa me utsuri shichau boku dakedo
Mata kawaii hito ga waraatte kureru nara
Saa itte miyo oka yume encho

Hana yo cho oyo tori tachi yo
Kusu gutte kureru na
Momoya ai ya yama buki ni
Tsutsumarete yurameku

Mata kawaii hito ga waratte kureru nara
Saa itte miyo oka yume no kuni
Mata kawaii hito ga waraatte kureru nara
Saa itte miyo oka yume encho

Note: Honestly, this was the song that was largely responsible for 'That was Anticlimactic'. If I hadn't heard it again after who-knows how many years, I kinda doubt that the fic would have turned out as wacky as it did. As only a few of you know, I listen to music when I pen my fanfics; I just can't get in the mood for writing if appropriate music isn't there in the background. If a scene is sad, I listen to sad Naruto OSTs; if a scene is particularly action-y, I listen to those kind of Naruto OSTs. But I don't have very many 'wacky' songs in my library, so I'd kinda been in a slump when I first tried thinking of crackfic ideas. But then I rewatched a certain Teen Titans chase scene with Mad Mod, and, well... It was perfect, to say the least, the music playing in the background, I mean.

I kinda question what the writers for the Teen Titans were thinking when they added in that song on a KIDS' show... 'cause if you look up the English lyrics... Wow. lol I'll let you research that on your own, if you're interested. I will admit, K2G is catchy, regardless of what it's actually saying. It's perfect for a crackfic, honestly. XD

Favorite Lines:

No, they should obey me! Not you! I am their creator and their God! I literally programmed a basic religion into those malfunctioning blasphemers." - Riddler, from Batman: Arkham Knight

"They were ninja. Life was never meant to be fair, which was why you had to stab it in the back from the shadows, and kick it in the balls to make sure it stayed down." - Thoughts of Itachi Uchiha, from 'Yet, mad I am not', by Erisah Mae

"The most invaded planet in the galaxy! Our capital city has a sign saying that if you occupied us, you'd be home by now!" - Prentis, Doctor Who episode Before the Flood

"This... is the Fisher King! He and his armies enslaved Tivoli for ten glorious years before we were liberated by the Arcateenians! But! Thank the gods! Soon we'd irritated them so much they enslaved us, too! Ahahaha!" - Prentis, Doctor Who episode Before the Flood

"And now, in accordance with Arcateenean custom, I've come to bury him on a barren, savage outpost." - Prentis, Doctor Who episode Before the Flood

"Although... At the risk of starting a bidding war, YOU could enslave me! In my ship I've got coordinates to my planet, and a selection of items you can oppress me with." - Prentis, Doctor Who episode Before the Flood

"In justice we trust!" - Bobby Fulbright, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

"I wish I was just a cloud... floatin' along..." - Shikamaru Nara, Naruto

"Tch... What a drag..." - Shikamaru Nara, Naruto

"It takes only one move to checkmate." - Shikamaru Nara, Naruto

"Bummer. And I already thought up the next two hundred moves. Oh well." - Shikamaru Nara, Naruto

"Tobi, even the Buddha loses patience when insulted a third time." Deidara, Naruto

"Hmm. So it's come to this after all. You were always so full of confidence, Mr. Edgeworth. But, I rather like that. Because now... I can rip that confidence to shreds." - Souta Sarushiro/Simon Keyes, Ace Attorney Investigations 2

"You killed Captain Clown... You killed Captain Clown!!" Joker, Batman: The Animated Series


Joker: I hate that song! *Gasp* Can it be?! Old Sallie "the Wheezer" Valestra! Welcome, paisan! Heh! It's been a dog's age!

Salvatore: Hello, Joker. Didn't mean to drop by unannounced...

Joker: Oh, Salvatore! Why so formal? Mi casa nostra es su casa nostra! *Shoves him into the rollercoaster cars.* So. What's an old-timer like you want with a two-timer like me?

Salvatore: Business, I got... *holds up a briefcase*

Joker: *Comically runs up to him and holds up his arms in celebration, rigidly* Oooh, business! Sounds like fun! *Grabs the man and tosses him into the first roller coaster car; the briefcase lands in the second one* Come, we'll prepare in a more comfortable environment! Now hold onto your hat, and watch the valuables *brings the seatbelt down hard on Valestra's lap* it's going to be a bumpy ride! Hehehehehe! *Gets in the same car as Valestra, ride starts* Wheeeeeee! - Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

"Come. Have a seat, sir. Tell me what's on your so-called mind." - Joker, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm


Joker: And to think our tax money goes to pay those jerks... *Grins as Arthur turns to him*

Arthur: You! *Begins to run to phone*

Joker: Hehehe! That's right, Artie! Bring in the Press, why don't you? What a photo-op! The councilman and his wacky pal! *Almost moves in for a hug*

Arthur: *Narrows eyes* You're no friend of mine...

Joker: *Wounded expression* Oh, Artie! I'm crushed! How the high and mighty forget! Don't you remember, you, me, Sallie and the Gang? *Sits in Arthur's office chair, props legs up on desk*

Arthur: What are you talking about? I never met them or you. I worked for Beaumont. I didn't know what he was doing!

Joker: *Tips hat upward with dagger* Oh, but you knew about it afterward, and put it to good use, eh? Hehehehe...

Arthur: What do you want?

Joker: *Stabs desk with dagger* To find out who's iced the whole Gang!

Arthur: Haven't you read the papers? It's Batman!

Joker: *Rings buzzer on hand* Bzzzt! Wrong! It ain't the Bat. Nope, nope, nope! I've SEEN the guy - he looks more like the Ghost of Christmas Future. Nowhere near as cute as Bat Boy.

Arthur: *Raises eyebrow* You're saying it's someone else?

Joker: *Cocks head to the side and grins manically* Yeah! Someone who wouldn't mind seeing our old pals out of the way... *Gasps and moves dramatically* And maybe... Gump, sob... me, too... *Grins* That's when I thought about you, Arturo! An important, upstanding guy like you might find it awkward if certain secrets were revealed about his past? *Nods*

Arthur: *Takes a step back* Wait... You're not saying that I...

Secretary: *through intercom* Mr. Reeves? Ms. Beaumont on the line.

Joker: Beaumont? Not the babe? Oooh, you devil! *Grins and presses the button to let the call through*

Andrea: Arthur... Arthur are you there?

Arthur: Ah, hello Andrea... We're still on for lunch, right?

Andrea: I'm sorry, I got hung up. I'll explain everything tonight over dinner, okay?

Arthur: Um, uh... Alright, I'll... I'll see you then!

Joker: *Hangs up call* Now ain't that a coinkidink? We're talking about the old man, and the spawn of his loins just happens to call! *Manhandles Arhtur and throws him on the desk* Makes you want to laugh, doesn't it Arturo? Hehehe... *Laughs maniacally* Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

"I'm your only chance to get out of here! Let me go or we'll both die!" - Joker, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

"Okay... I give up. I surrendered already, tell her Batman." - Joker, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

"Don't play psychoanalyst with me, BOY..." Joker, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

"Party pooper... Ruining my fun. Papa spaaank!" Joker, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

"Oh, good... The beam's headed here! Now I'll have to start all over again! Thanks for wrecking everything, kid. See you around." Joker, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

"If even one doctor gets out of the medical building, then you won't. I'll just flood the rooms with Happy Gas. Come to think of it, I might do that anyway... Sounds fun." - Joker, Batman: Arkham Asylum

"The Joker? Never heard of him. How 'bout you, doll? Know the Joker? ... And you, sir? Name Joker ring a bell? ... Can't... you just... play... along?!" Joker, posing as Black Mask, Batman: Arkham Origins

"Where'd Sionis find these guys? Oh sure, they talk a big game, but put any of them in the old electric chair and they bawl like little girls. Trust me, I've done the research." Joker, Batman: Arkham Origins

"Incredible. They really outdid themselves with this penthouse suite. The bathroom has three kinds of soap! I mean, who has time for all that cleaning!? I usually just hop into a vat of acid and call it a day!"

"So. You've made it to the end of my little carnival ride. Unfortunately, you're supposed to be dead by now. Will you excuse me while I just go shoot the architect. Come here...you little..." Joker, Batman: Arkham Origins

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a... Well, a Bat was stirring, but a few more blows to the head and he won't be anymore!" Joker, Batman: Arkham Origins

"Why? Why? Why would you do that?! Newsflash: I'm the one who's trying to kill you!" Joker, Batman: Arkham Origins

"I feel adrift - floating - like someone's pulled the stopper on my reality and I'm SUCKED down the drain into something new. It's all very exciting, really. ... It's like meeting someone I can actually relate to - which, believe me, dear, I've NEVER felt before. You understand. You're someone who's not afraid to let go and fall. Free falling. And I didn't pack a chute." Joker, Batman: Arkham Origins

"So. What our friend Bane holds in his right hand is - a heart monitor. Once he clamps it on, every beat of his vacant little heart will charge the battery... on this electric chair. And when it's fully charged - BZZZZT! So either you kill Bane..." Joker, Batman: Arkham Origins

"All this - All this rage. All directed at me, and for what? You know if you'd actually let me finish a sentence, you might learn something. You might learn that we're not so different." Joker, Batman: Arkham Origins


Joker: Quick, the cure! What are you waiting for. C'mon! I killed your girlfriend, poisoned Gotham and hell... It's not even breakfast. But so what? We all know you'll save me.

Batman: Every decision you've ever made ends with death and misery. People die, I stop you. You'll just break out and do it again...

Joker: Think of it as a running GAG! *Stabs Batman, Batman drops the cure; the vial breaks*

Batman: Gah!

Joker: Nooooo! *Tries to scoop the liquid off the ground in futility* Are you happy now?

Batman: You want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done, I would have saved you.

Joker: Hehehehehehehe... Hahahahahaha! *Coughs, but continues to laugh* That actually is... Pretty funny! Hahaha! *Coughs and takes his last breaths; dies with a smile on his face* - Batman: Arkham City

"Why give up? There's so much more fun to be had out there. Think about it! All those heads to smash, all those bones to break. It's like the world's greatest theme park and you're trying to get off the ride!" Joker, Batman: Arkham Knight

"Guys, where did you go? Guys?! Guys?! I just want to talk! About shooting you! With this gun! Which I'm going to do when we're done talking!" Joker, Batman: Arkham Knight

"I need you..." Joker to Batman, Batman: Arkham Knight

"Aha... hahaha... AHAHAHAHAHA! And I thought scientists were supposed to be observant. While you focused on your machine, I had a different goal. Though some may call it revenge, I prefer to think of it as JUSTICE over single-minded scientists and corrupt politicians!" Clive, Professor Layton: Unwound Future

"In truth, neither the Folsense we see before us, nor its residents, really exists. This is all a creation of our minds." Hershel Layton, Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box

"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum. And one night, they decide they don't like living in the asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away into the moonlight. Stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see... y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then the first guy has an idea... He says, 'Hey, I have a flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me!' But the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was halfway across!' - Joker, The Killing Joke

Favorite Yin and Yang pairs:

1. Batman and Joker: Batman the Animated Series

2. Obito and Kakashi: Naruto

3. Naruto and Sasuke: Naruto

4. Hashirama and Madara: Naruto

5. Uncle and Daolon Wong: Jackie Chan Adventures

6. Yugi and Kaiba: Yu-gi-oh!

7. Phoenix and Miles: Ace Attorney series

8. Goku and Vegeta: Dragon Ball Z

9. Junpei and Akane: Zero Escape

10. He Xiangu and Tso Lan: Jackie Chan Adventures

Favorite Pairings:

Note: Most of these will be 'feasible', but some will be pretty out there. This is just for those curious, and not in any particular order because I may not think of all of them.

1. Ash x Misty - Pokemon

This was likely the first pairing I ever got into for any anime or manga. In fact, it's because of this pairing that I was ever introduced to this site. I didn't even know what fanfiction was back then, but I knew I liked seeing those two characters paired up, so I just read and read and read fanfics back in the early 2000's.

2. Takato x Rika - Digimon

Not a whole lot of reasoning to this one. Just some cute-ish moments in the anime. And honestly? A lot of the pairings I like seem to favor the girl liking the boy, but not necessarily the other way around canonically.

3. Takuya x Zoe - Digimon

See previous.

4. Junpei x Clover/Junpei x Akane - Zero Escape

I fall down the middle with these pairings. Junpei likes Akane, and it's obviously reciprocated; on the other hand, towards the end of 999, the first game of this series, I saw some potential for Clover liking Junpei. Not necessarily Junpei liking Clover, but what you gonna do?

5. Jaden x Alexis - Yugioh GX

A pity Jaden never returned her feelings canonically, but I like this one all the same.

6. Batman/Bruce Wayne x Catwoman/Selina Kyle - Batman: The Animated Series

... More gal likes guy, again, but they did end up 'married' in Bruce's dream world when the Mad Hatter put him under. Haha.

7. Nagato x Konan - Naruto

They're not really an item canonically, as are a lot of pairings I'm into, but at the very least they feel compelled to protect one another and their beliefs/dreams. Plus, they've saved one another on a couple of occasions.

8. Naruto x Kurotsuchi / Naruto x Konan / Naruto x Hinata / Naruto x Anko - Naruto

You're probably thinking something along the lines of, 'What are you thinking?!' ... But honestly? Right from the start, I told you I'm into some weird stuff. The first one would just amuse me - the offspring of the Fourth Hokage and the granddaughter of the Third Tsuchikage, together? Hilarious. And priceless. Canonically they have no attraction to one another whatsoever, so I'm not the biggest fan, but I'll admit to liking it on some level. The second one is mostly due to one fanfic, and I'm not the biggest supporter of it due to the age gap, but it has its own appeal to me. The third is mostly because of Hinata. She's a sweet girl, and I am of the opinion that Naruto needed to end up with a girl that would appreciate him, and not one that constantly chased after his rival. ... As for the fourth one, well, it would be another 'it-would-greatly-amuse-me' couple. They've both got similar personalities for one, and at some point in time or another, they both experienced loathing by their own villagers. Similar to the first and second pairings, I know this would never happen, but there's still something about it, like the others, that draws me to it to some degree.

9. Shikamaru x Temari / Yahiko x Pakura - Naruto

This is one of the few canonical pairs I'm into. Well, Shika and Tem, anyway. The second one only applies to my fanfic, as it serves as a precursor to the first one.

10. Minato x Kushina - Naruto

Again, canonical. They're both really likeable to me - I know some aren't the biggest of fans about Minato, since we don't see much of his character.

11. Beast Boy x Raven / Cyborg x Jinx - Teen Titans

The first is canonical in the comics, apparently, but not so much the animated series, which I was and am into (not the chibi ones so much). The second, well, there's just something about it that's appealing to me.

12. Phoenix x Iris - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

We only see Iris in one case so far, but I like this pair so much more than Phoenix x Maya, which EVERYONE seems to be into. Plus, there's not so much of an age gap.

13. Brendan (Hoenn game character) x Courtney (Team Magma Admin) - Pokemon

What can I say about this one? Very much out there. No attraction between the two canonically whatsoever. Just like... A few other pairings I like... Haha. Courtney's character in the new games amuses me, though, and her spamming of ellipses makes for some very interesting lines at some points, which can be and has been taken jokingly as her digging the protag (Brendan). This appeals to me more than Brendan x May. It really does.

Things that are Not my Cup of Tea in Fanfics:

1. Character bashing outside of parodies/crackfics

2. Overpowering characters (to a certain extent)

3. Emphasis on original characters - mostly on Mary Sues/Gary Stus - as opposed to the main cast

4. High-school and vampire adaptations (outside of parodies and crackfics, which poke fun at them)

5. Yaoi/Yuri

Story Blogs:

http : / / jackiechanadventuresalterednews . blogspot . com /

http : / / ttonunews . blogspot . com /

Story Synopses:

Here's synopses for the seasons of JCA:A:

Season 1: Without knowing that history was altered once more, Jackie is on the hunt for the twelve mystical Talismans again. Will the final battle with Shendu be drastically different? Complete.

Season 2: Even more deja vu ensues. Will Jackie be able to seal away all eight demons? Complete.

Season 3: The hunt for the Talisman Powers are on again. Of course, more deja vu... however, things are getting more and more different. Instead of JUST Daolon Wong, it seems that there are other Dark Chi Wizards that are after the Talisman Powers. Who are they? How did the "Dark Chi movement" come about? And finally, who is this new mysterious ally of Jackie's? What's his story?

Season 4: With Daolon Wong in prison and powerless, the other Dark Chi wizards attempt to free Tarakudo, Lord of all Oni, and King of all Shadowkhan. After a "successful" release, the hunt is on for the nine Oni masks. Even less Deja Vu is happening as time moves on. What IS going on?

Season 5: The arc where everything is revealed. Who Jackie's new ally really is, why history was altered and who altered it, and what that said person is really after.

TToNU (Part 1):

Arc 1: Completed (06/06/14)

Arc 2: Naruto's generation starts their shinobi careers, and things begin to heat up politically. Alliances are forged, and the Moon's Eye begins to move behind the scenes. Naruto and Team 7 are given their first C-Rank, and he has his first encounter with a foreign Jinchuriki. Expected Completion Date: Sometime in October, hopefully? This one's going to be finished in one or two chapters. However...

Arc 2.5: The Konoha 12 recuperate after their C-Ranks and throw themselves into training... Preparation for the Chunin Exams. Rough Expectation for Completion: Unknown

Arc 3: The Chunin Exams. Rough Expectation for Completion: Unknown

Arc 4: Tsunade Retrieval and then...? Rough Expectation for Completion: Unknown

Possible Upcoming Omakes (as in, these may be the next ones I write):

Yahiko and Pakura: Yahiko had been out on a simple reconnaissance mission in the Land of Water; he never expected to stumble upon the legendary Scorch Style user, let alone rescue her. How did the Council of the Hidden Sand react to this change of events, and more importantly, how did Pakura react to the knowledge that she was to be used as a sacrifice to bring about an alliance between Sand and Mist?

Team 7: How did Team 7 pass their Bell Test...?

Obito and Shisui: What were the rising star and the black sheep like when they interacted?

Nagato and Jiraiya: Shortly after he accepted the Hokage position, Nagato reflects on everything, and feels immensely guilty about 'letting' Minato die. Jiraiya's there, however, and the two have a heart-to-heart.

Naruto: More glimpses of Naruto's childhood - how did our favorite blond Uzumaki get along with the rest of Team Minato's generation? How did Anko, Ibiki, Hayate, Yugao, Genma, Raido, and Guy mold him, and how in turn did he affect them?

Fanfiction Projects:

Ace Attorney Series: There's a certain redheaded antagonist in this series that has captured my muse lately; I want to write for Souta Sarushiro so badly, but if I do, I know I'll be making some big AU out of it, and I've got enough of those going on already. So, until I can find some way to write one-shots about the tragic clown, I'll probably lay off that plot bunny for a while. I have never attempted a drabble before, or anything remotely close to that, but if I can manage that at some point, I will write those. I'd wanted to revive the Drake Powers series at a later date, but Capcom keeps pumping out new Prosecutors, so there's really no need for my OC; and to be honest, the DP series wasn't too popular. I was still learning the ropes with writing, so it wasn't all that great. No ideas for other characters at this point beyond Souta Sarushiro; I'd consider Damon Gant and Bobby Fulbright, as I like the two of them as well, but no 'serious' ideas like I have for Souta.

Avatar: The Last Airbender: I had a plot bunny for that series a while back, with parallel worlds and the Spirit World connecting them all; and the return of the Airbenders and the original Avatar. Of course, due to my muse abandoning me for that plot, the Avatar series was revived through Korra, and they completely outdid my plans, so I'm probably scrapping that plot, because it is waaay convoluted. But, if I ever dredge up inspiration to write for Avatar again while incorporating the new information, I may yet write for this fandom again, though it may be some time until then.

Jackie Chan Adventures: Naturally the one and only thing I'm writing for that is JCA:A. Even after I complete it, which won't be for some time yet, I'll only be writing stuff about that AU; I don't really feel inspiration for anything else; not yet, anyway.

Naruto: Naturally, my main piece of work here is TToNU, and its eventual sequel, which will detail alternate Shippuden events. Once I get around to finishing that series, I'll probably try my hand at writing an AU of that with Minato as the Hokage, somehow, some way - although at that point, I'll have to see how I'm feeling; I might need to take a break considering how massive TToNU's sequel will be.

Teen Titans: Like the Avatar series, my muse abandoned me here. I had a plot in mind a year or two ago, but with JCA:A and TToNU, that plot became forgotten to me, more or less. If I ever write for this fandom again, and I might, it will be similar to my intentions for writing for the Ace Attorney series; tiny stuff. I really need practice in writing those kinds of stories...

Yugioh: Finally, Yugioh... I'm not sure when I'll get back around to redoing the SoL:AS and its sequels. I still have tiny sparks of inspiration for that series, but it's mostly GX. I think I liked GX slightly more than the original Yugioh series, but I'm not sure why exactly.

All Reviews are appreciated.

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What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,345 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 23h - Published: 4/14/2007
Team Rin by Dreyden reviews
We all know the story of Naruto on Team 7, but what if he was trained under a different Sensei? With different teammates? How would Naruto have developed under Rin, Kakashi's forgotten teammate? For better or for worse, different experiences will lead to a different Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,158 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Naruto U., Rin, OC, Fū
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,382 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U.
Electric Sheep by Purtail reviews
Post-game. After discussing the fate of the failure with Akane, Luna is left in charge of Dio. Eventual Dio/Luna.
Virtue's Last Reward - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,608 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Dio, Luna
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,990 - Reviews: 6282 - Favs: 9,393 - Follows: 10,364 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Empty Virtue by Chessanator reviews
Phi's perspective of the third Nonary game. Will the trials of her game repair the void in her soul? Or will they break her, leaving her empty of virtue? Warning: Flagrant and pervasive Spoilers for Virtue's Last Reward in its entirety.
Virtue's Last Reward - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Phi
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,844 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
The Twist of Fate by Nisroc Chico reviews
Obito kidnaps Naruto after Minato chose the village over his son's life. Now Obito is stuck with the newborn. He still strives for the 'Perfect' World, but will this twist of fate change his views about the world? Or will it keep pushing him into the darkness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,150 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U.
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 326,464 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
Trials and Forthcomings by Team Dragon Star reviews
Team Seven are reunited after three years of intense training. But, with the threat of a war unlike any before it looming in the background, are they ready for the challenges they'll need to face in order to save Konoha? Meanwhile, Hinata finds that putting her cursed seal behind her is a task much easier said than done. Sequel to Failings and Misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,737 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Sealed in a Coffin by Sodium Bicarb reviews
When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,745 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas by HighValour reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 187,233 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 4/2/2012
Things as They Are by Solara Myles reviews
Sasuke wakes up in a world that's just like his, only he's found himself in a role that's better suited for a certain loud mouthed orange clad idiot. It's with some measure of shock that he realises their roles have been switched . . . in more ways than what he likes. As things progress he realises that this world is nothing like his own. AU. Gen. Time travel. Adopted: alolha123
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 160,460 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 4,584 - Follows: 4,813 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 310,680 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 274,970 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
The Last One by MegaDarkly reviews
Realization struck Nagato at Naruto's words. In his last moments, Nagato awakens Naruto's Rinnegan in an effort to atone for his mistakes. Now, unknown to Naruto and Konan, the last pair of Jiraiya's students are bound together by a higher calling to change the world for peace. This... is a bond like no other. True NarutoXKonan. Finally Updated! 12/16/15 16/12/15
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,472 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 1/9/2012 - [Naruto U., Konan]
The Windmill Turns Both Ways by Blaizekit reviews
12-year-old Naruto often dreams about the future, but when he is launched four years into it, not everything is as he envisioned. The Fourth World War is just around the corner, and Akatsuki is more dangerous than ever. But hiding and doing nothing has never been Naruto's style. To change the course of history, he searches for the truth about the future, and a way back to the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 229,270 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Obito U., Team Seven - Complete
Dance of the Dog God by Tartarun reviews
Kakashi loved Konoha a little less and his father a bit more. What happens next changes the face of history. However Team 7's destiny years later is still wrapped with the silver haired man's and an intricate dance begins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,893 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Team Seven
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 4,485 - Follows: 5,351 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Silver and Black by TheShatterpoint reviews
Obito survives the Kannabi Bridge mission, and he and Kakashi get a chance to truly become friends. AU. Oneshot collection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,605 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much. *completed*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 166 - Words: 23,477 - Reviews: 3173 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara - Complete
The Line is not Broken by Rikkudo reviews
Minato Namikaze never did find out who his parents were. Tsunade made sure of that. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Minato N.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 944,354 - Reviews: 7765 - Favs: 8,738 - Follows: 7,955 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
The Dirty Name by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Uchiha Shuffle by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
"You are not him. You lack sorrow. You lack hate. It's not that you've forgotten, but that you were never there." Chaos stirs as Uchiha Sasuke switches places at the worst possible time. A Road to Ninja story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Menma U.
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Timetravel. PowerfulObito. Genfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 205,308 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Obito U.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 325,289 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 5,983 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Word of the Day by 6GunSally reviews
A gallimaufry of vignettes proffered seriatim for your delectation; gleaned from an amalgam of Ace Attorney and the fervid and unwavering pursuit of eminent intellectual erudition! A writer is naught if not a lover of words! New Chapter!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 25,243 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Bright Eyes by Rikkudo reviews
Izuna rambles in the afterlife.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Izuna U.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3604 - Favs: 7,479 - Follows: 7,754 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
how to not become an insane megalomaniac (by nohara rin) by WDW reviews
Rin is rather unhappy to find herself in an underground cave, her only human company an old man with an odd fixation on her distant ancestry. Still, it was better than dying, and she hadn't been expecting much else when she had pushed Obito out of the way of the boulder. Now, to get back to her boys. [role reversal]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U., Madara U.
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lanterns in the dark by Tartarun reviews
Naruto doesn't know how he got in the past or even why. But what he does know is that he won't let the same tragedies act out again, and he'll get on the case as soon as he can shake off his incredibly observant sensei and figure out how and when things started going wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 204,850 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
now, for the second act by WDW reviews
After his death at Pein's hands, Kakashi finally makes his peace with his father. But when he opens his eyes, he's thirteen again, armed with all the knowledge he has of the future and the skill set of a thirty year old ex-ANBU Commander. He's ready to save his precious people. Except, he's not the only one to make it back. [Team Minato time travel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,117 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,822 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
What it takes to be Hokage by Solara Myles reviews
Naruto has always wanted to be the Hokage but does he really understand what it means to wear the Hokage's hat? Who better to teach him than the First Hokage himself! Only, he's not the Hokage yet, he hasn't even built Konoha . . . or discovered his Wood Style. Gen fic. Madara:Naruto:Hashirama.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,062 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 124,002 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
So an Uzumaki Delves Into a Scroll by Drindrak reviews
Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC, but it has its serious moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 34,337 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Return to Innocence by WDW reviews
The Akatsuki gets regressed to the age they made their first kill. Tsunade doesn't know what to do with the motley group of children that has just showed up at Konoha's gates, led by a long deceased Konoha chuunin and a couple of orphans she vaguely remembers from Ame.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Itachi U., Obito U., Konan, Akatsuki
Second Chances by Nisroc Chico reviews
16 years have passed since The Fourth War. Naruto became The Sixth Hokage and forgave Obito for his past actions and took him back to Konoha. Obito is greatly discriminated, and sees no point of living a life he views as 'Hell'. Naruto, who wants to give Obito a reason to live, has him lead a squad. Unfortunately for Obito, his new Genin are the children of his former enemies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 156,387 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U., OC
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 357,167 - Reviews: 4461 - Favs: 5,694 - Follows: 5,448 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14240 - Favs: 18,291 - Follows: 15,882 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Different Result by Etc Flip reviews
The Fourth Hokage and his wife were able to stop the masked man when the Kyuubi attacked. How will Tobi's lack of activity and manipulation affect the outcome of Naruto's future? Slow buildup. 4/12/15: Abandoned! Check my profile for details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 288,737 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Naruto U.
YuGiOh! Duel Monsters GX: Genex Tournament Arc by Austin Jade reviews
Judai is tormented by the reaction he had when pressed in a corner by Ojin and Saiou. While his friends try to encourage him, the GeNex Quarterfinals reaches its climax, when the former Top 2 Male Duelists take up arms against one another. The reason Fubuki takes up his Deck is...Season 2 rewrite. AU
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 152,327 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Edo P., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Chazz P./Manjōme J.
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
When Team 7 is expelled during the first phase of the Chunin exams, the Sharingan falls out of Orochimaru's reach. In his attempt to salvage something of worth from his plan, the Sannin searches for another bloodline. However, when he chooses Konoha's other Dojutsu, the consequences exceed even his wildest expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,509 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
A Friend in Need by Feriku reviews
It's Blackquill's worst nightmare when Taka falls deathly ill, but he can't do anything for his friend from behind bars. Determined to help out, Athena talks Juniper into caring for the sick hawk. Warning: Dual Destinies spoilers.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - S. Blackquill, Athena C., Juniper W./Junie, Taka - Complete
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 406,970 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
How Sasuke Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mangekyo Sharingan by Ekusukallybaa reviews
The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U., Pain/Pein
Will of Fire, Soul of Ramen by Schwep reviews
Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Tales of the Arcane by kekkeigenkai95 reviews
When it becomes obvious that the long lived line of Uzumaki would be at risk, what would the only surviving Uzumaki elder do to preserve her family line? Join Naruto and Mito on a journey of reunions and farewells, as Naruto scours the elemental lands searching for something that long eluded him, himself. Begins after the Tsunade Retrieval Arc. Fuinjutsu!Naruto, ChakraChain!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,627 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Naruto U., Mito U.
Uzumaki After by JohnPeacekeeper reviews
This is a story that takes place long after Chapter 700 of the manga, following the lives of Naruto Uzumaki's children as they grow and follow after their father's footsteps in their own ways. This is a story framed in the memory of their adult selves, looking back on the experiences that had turned them into who they are today. This is the story of Bolt and Himawari Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Bolt U., Sarada U.] Himawari U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Different Godaime by Igornerd reviews
Things went differently during the night of the sealing. Ten years later, Naruto Uzumaki is at it again... One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 139 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Different Legend by Infamous Storm reviews
Naruto is one of the most talented shinobi to have ever graced the ninja world in the past five hundred years. Sadly, he uses his brilliance to get out of work rather than do it himself. Too bad having a fox in your gut complicates things... AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,908 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Never Underestimate Naruto by Rikkudo reviews
Drabbles on the Naruto-verse. Independent chapters. Frequent updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto Counts to One Million by Rikkudo reviews
Come up with a worse idea. I dare you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,864 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Naruto U.
Unbiased by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Fairness is a nice idea, but tricky to actually work out in practice. Tsunade, however, at least intends to give credit where credit is due. Set before the Sasuke Retrieval arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,391 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Sakura H.
Shadow and Wind: New legends by Sir-Shun reviews
AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 339,671 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3325 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Fires of Torment by Feriku reviews
Major PL vs PW ending spoilers! Although the trials are over, many of the former witches still don't trust Inquisitor Barnham. Stricken by guilt for his actions against them, he tries to find a way to truly understand what it was like to undergo a witch trial.
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Kira, Z. Barnham - Complete
New Wind Nation: Alliance by Kyogre reviews
AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, Rasa - Complete
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 3,692 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Roads They Chose by Hollownerox reviews
It was nothing more than a whim really, and yet a single moment of indulgence from the Sanbi begins a shift in the world of ninja that none could have expected. A world where Rin survives, Kakashi takes less time wallowing in the past, and Obito leads Akatsuki to make the world tremble in their wake. They have chosen their paths, but what will happen when they inevitably intersect?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U., Akatsuki
Turnabout Injustice by Mystical Kat reviews
Detective Fulbright is found alive. Not only does he learn about the events from AA: Dual Destinies, but he also has to deal with traumatic events and a case that was never solved (Contains Spoilers)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - D. Gumshoe, S. Blackquill, B. Fulbright
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,911 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
AA Characters Take on the Ice Bucket Challenge! by pyrosaurus X reviews
Phoenix gets tagged to do the Ice Bucket Challenge to cure ALS and it only goes downhill from there. Rated K for now. Choose the next character to have iced water dumped on his or her head!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014
Left to Chance by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Fate does not dictate human affairs. Chance does. If a few coins had been tossed differently, a few dice rolled otherwise, how might the world have changed? If the passage of a butterfly may spawn a hurricane, then a swarm of ten thousand can destroy the world... or save it. A few things happened differently before Naruto's graduation. There is no Akatsuki; only the war. Fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,729 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Five Scenes from the Greatest Law Firm that Never Was by cyberwulf reviews
Based on the "Five Things That Never Happened to Character" trope. Five scenes from a universe where Mia Fey survived Redd White's attack. Written for the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme. Contains spoilers for Dual Destinies.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Mia F. - Complete
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Everything is Better With the Doctor by mapplepie reviews
For just a second, Madara contemplated if that red bowtie around the odd man's neck was some sort of hidden weapon. Why else would anyone voluntarily wear such a thing? In which the Doctor ends the Fourth Shinobi War.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,662 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2014 - 11th Doctor, Kakashi H., Minato N., Madara U. - Complete
War of Fire by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
The Fourth Shinobi World War has begun. The Alliance of Fire, Sand, Earth, and Rain fight against the Union of Lightning, Mist, and Sky. Caught in the midst of the War, trying to keep balance in the world is Akatsuki. Sequel to Wrath of Fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 226,257 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Danzō S., OC
We're Related, I Swear! by Drindrak reviews
Naruto was born with his mother's red hair, and, throughout the course of his life, he has the Leader of the Akatsuki desperately trying to convince him that they're related. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Nagato U., Konan, Pain/Pein
Insanity is Such Sweet Sorrow by increak96 reviews
Sasuke's lost his mind and hasn't eaten in weeks. Orochimaru doesn't need a half-dead Uchiha to be his container, and Sasuke runs for a place to call his own. Somehow, he ends up in the Konoha psych ward. But that's okay! He's with Planty, his best friend. A talking potted plant. Not crack, no pairings, ItachixSasukexNaruto brotherly love, KisamexItachi friendship, enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Kisame H., Itachi U.
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
The Sharingan Fairy by Kyong Kybis reviews
Once upon a time, his mother told him how the Uchiha get their Sharingan: the Sharingan Fairy. After he has lost everything that night, he has all but forgotten about her. However, when his classmates suddenly show worrying tendencies of possessing the Sharingan themselves, Sasuke has no choice but to figure out why the hell she has decided to visit them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Danzō S.
But I AM Madara! by Kyong Kybis reviews
13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,345 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Filling the Blanks by Ginver reviews
The Jurist System Simulation was conducted in full view of the public, and many secrets were brought to light. What's not as known, though, is that the case chosen for the trial simulation was switched just before the proceedings took place; nor the circumstances that surrounded the simulation's preparations. Set during AJ:AA (extending through PW:DD).
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Ema S., Phoenix W./Nick, D. Gumshoe, Miles E.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 4,919 - Follows: 4,915 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Sweet Rhyme, Smooth Rhythms by susako reviews
Mia/Diego. Diego is assigned as the mentor of the new rookie at Grossberg Law Offices. What starts as an interesting diversion, an opportunity for some play at work slowly becomes something more as Diego finds himself falling head over heels for Ms Mia Fey without even realizing it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Mia F., Diego A.
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
The Boyfriend Test by MadFox32 reviews
Lana investigates the relationship between her little sister and Apollo, making sure that he'll treat her right. This stemmed out of a chapter of Just a Note that several of my reviewers wanted me to continue, so I did :)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Apollo J., Lana S., Ema S. - Complete
To Shape and Change by This is not a FanFiction reviews
After helplessly watching the murder of his son by the hands of the civilians he had sworn to protect, Minato Namikaze is broken. When the god of Death offers the chance to walk among the living once more, he accepts. Only catch is, he has to live in the body of his son, Naruto Uzumaki. How will the world change with the Yellow Flash taking his sons place? ((No pairings.))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,065 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Minato N., Itachi U., Lee R., Kakashi H.
Saving The World by Nisroc Chico reviews
Obito lives in the streets of Konoha, not caring how corruption is slowly tearing the nation apart. Out of whim, he saves three orphans, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura, who won't leave his side now. The kids, having enough how the world is dying, decide to turn Obito into the hero that the world needs, the masked man hero, Tobi! Alternate Universe. (Remake)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Obito U.
War on the Waking by minatochan2 reviews
Wars cannot be waged without an objective. What's Minato's? Well, having Naruto awake would be nice... Sequel to "Three Ways to Wake a Naruto". Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Road to Konoha by WynterSky reviews
After the events of Road to Ninja, Naruto gets a visitor from that world asking for his help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,907 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tale of the Kurai Kitsune by ShadowStar91 reviews
He passed on his first attempt, gained a team that cared, a sensei that taught them, and then almost lost it all. Now being placed on a team once more, how will Konoha's Dark Fox handle a stuck up prick and useless fangirl? Slight NaruOC NaruHina SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 222,560 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
One's Dream by Nisroc Chico reviews
14 years have passed since the Fourth Ninja War ended and Naruto, the Sixth Hokage, forgave Tobi. Tobi was taken in by Naruto and now lives in Konoha, but is greatly discriminated by many. Naruto helps him find a reason to live by appointing him a squad of his own to lead. A squad made up with the children of Tobi's former enemies. (Remake)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Naruto U., Obito U., OC
Uchiha Madara by Nisroc Chico reviews
His master plan for a perfect world had been shattered ten years ago. He struggles to survive with only the clothes on his back. He's broken, with no more dreams nor ambition to give him any meaning. But is this really the end of Uchiha Madara? (Second Chances Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Madara U., OC
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Rights of Succession by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Six months after Orochimaru's appointment to the position of Fourth Hokage, a certain man discovers the horrifying truth behind Konoha's new leader's power. Now, Namikaze Minato, S-Rank criminal of the Leaf, leads an insurgency against the Snake Sannin from within the borders of the Land of Fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Kakashi H.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 6,365 - Follows: 7,168 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Hidans Wonderful Adventure to Konoha by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hidan
Genius and Insanity by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
Rising from the Ashes by Kari-Kateora reviews
Pein's final jutsu gave life back to those he slayed in Konoha. However, it also brought back someone who never expected to live again. Rising from the ashes, how will Minato Namikaze readapt to life and the war he is flung into?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,642 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 154 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Orochimaru's Student by Riya3 reviews
A cheeky kid and her overly exasperated sensei. Platonic Orochimaru/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 176 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Anticlimactic Showdown! by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Madara clearly should've thought the Rinne Tensei part of the plan a bit more... thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Madara U. - Complete
With broken wings by Lieju reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR DUAL DESTINIES. AU; The day Metis died Athena was in school, and so never became a suspect. But her mother gone, how will she cope? Maybe a certain young prosecutor will turn out to be the family she needs. Simon/Athena familial stuff, probably some Aura too.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Athena C., S. Blackquill
Complete Turnabout by Nenilein reviews
Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change? -CURRENTLY ON HIATUS-
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 317,285 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
And the cupboards were bare by Headwig1010 reviews
So poor little Gumshoe had none. Detectives never had high salaries but few could get lower than detective Gumshoes. "In fact it's a wonder he isn't paying to work" is a common joke heard around the precinct. Not that it does Gumshoe any harm right? After all his pay can't really be that bad can it. I mean how would he eat? The answers simple. He doesn't.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Miles E., D. Gumshoe
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 4,390 - Follows: 4,647 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
How Are Babies Made? by Puss In Heels reviews
It's only natural for a kid to be curious. Different Ace Attorney kids ask the same, very important question. Short, separate oneshots. Chapter 7: Ema wants to find out how babies are made...scientifically.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011
Baby's Day Out by Lucillia reviews
There were already enough people questioning seven year-old Uchiha Itachi's abilities as a Genin, and he didn't need any more joining in after he'd lost his young charge during a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Ranked mission. Hopefully, he'd be able to get little Naruto back before someone realized he was missing. If he happened to get a bit banged up along the way...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Unforeseen Nightfall by ToneOfEchoes reviews
Friction forms between the members of Team 7 after the fight on the roof of the hospital. What if Sasuke had a chance to consider Kakashi's words without the Sound Four's interruption? What if Orochimaru showed up to sway his decision? Now Sasuke must make the choice between his want for vengeance and his need for family ties. Brotherly Sasuke/Naruto and fatherly Kakashi/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,160 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Obito U., Madara U.
Infomercial by mangoesandoatmeal reviews
Just a silly story about Nick watching TV with other Ace Attorney characters, when suddenly an Infomercial comes on some product the other character falls in love with.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Death by by Master Ciel Phantomhive reviews
The AA characters all die by something that you would never die of in the real world. Something funny. This is just a series of one shots, so it doesn't take place in any specific time zone. Read and review please, if you don't mind! If you want another character put in there just tell me in your review! Thanks! Also, Supersexyghotmew95 helped me with this series, so thank you!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10350 - Favs: 10,756 - Follows: 7,464 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nyan Nightmare by Wanadoos reviews
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan That was Poptart language for: When Phoenix mentions the name of You Know Who, he gets an unpleasant surprise. Rated T because... you'll find out :)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Walk Two Lifetimes by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Sasuke told Naruto he could never understand the pain of losing a family he'd never had. So how can someone who had a clan respected by the entire village know what it's like to be alone and hated by everyone? They're both about to find out. AU, No Pairings, Currently being Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,489 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Magic Miles by 6GunSally reviews
Edgeworth discovers the magic of Halloween. Will he ever live down the horror? This is a short story I wrote for Halloween, but I went and posted early. I hope this is as scary for you as it was for Edgeworth... Now complete! Please tell me what you think.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Miles E., D. Gumshoe, Kay F. - Complete
Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
Obito's Excellent Adventure by WDW reviews
Obito Uchiha was supposed to die a hero's death. But desperation and dimension warping doujutsu were never meant to be combined, and the results send him somewhere- or somewhen- he didn't expect. The Sandaime finds a solution to two of his problems, and Naruto Uzumaki gains an older brother. [A time travel fic] [hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,568 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Team Tobi by Morta's Priest reviews
Uchiha Obito got a second lease on life in the Third Shinobi World War, and the world was never quite the same. Now, many years later, he's ready for what could be his most difficult assignment yet: To be a sensei to three brats that just graduated from the Academy. Among them is Namikaze Naruto, Hokage's son!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Duplicity by WDW reviews
Rin Nohara wasn't as perfect as everyone thought. A five part story and epilogue. [ObiRin] [Tiny hints of future ObiRinKaka OT3] [AU as of Chapter 629]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,334 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Rin, Obito U. - Complete
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
A Simple Prank by Kyong Kybis reviews
In which a simple prank leads to one of the most tragic events in Konoha history. Slightly crack-ish. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Tobirama S., Kagami U. - Complete
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 4,728 - Follows: 4,795 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
Distorted Reality by Ogro reviews
Two years after losing the war, a bitter and cynical Aang is told by the Avatar spirits that he has to relive his adventures - this time, with Zuko and Azula at his side in a war against the Water Tribes. New summary, same story. AU. [Discontinued until further notice]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,106 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Aang - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Rewritten by Paradox Jast reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 5,709 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by The Wacky Wannabe Writer reviews
What if the wonderfully coincidental meeting at the Dragon Jasmine never happened? Alone, forced to assume the role of the faceless Lee in the occupied Ba Sing Se, Zuko struggles to protect his newfound allies against the ruthless Fire Nation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 273,567 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Zuko, Jin
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
Naruto's Marvellous ReAdventures by Tobias.TH reviews
When Naruto wakes up in Konoha, he knows that something is wrong. Yesterday he helped fight Tobi, today he's sitting the academy exam. Timetravel, no pairings. OOC. Crack-type humour
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Alternate Timeline by Etc Flip reviews
An alternate Naruto and Kurama are dropped into the "canon" timeline. Aside from ranting on the stupidity of certain things, they begin to cause havoc. Improbable harem. Not a really serious story. R/R. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,019 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Tobi Visits the Past by Lucillia reviews
Obito ends up meeting his future self when he falls out of a swirling vortex into the field where he and his team are training. Naturally, there is horror, angst, and teenage moodiness on Obito's part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
The Exam by AnnalovesElsa reviews
Jaden is terrible at taking exams. See what his classic answers are like in this fic.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Chronos D. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 365 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Torikaeru by Morta's Priest reviews
Naruto is dead. Minato is alive. A monstrous exchange has taken place. The loss of a jinchūriki sends events into chaotic disarray as a distraught Fourth attempts to re-adapt to life without any of his family. To find the reason for the switch and to prevent a war, the Third forms a remarkable team...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 169,461 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Minato N.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 9,878 - Follows: 9,640 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wrath of Fire by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
Danzo became the third Hokage instead of Hiruzen, and started a regime to bring the shinobi world to his own twisted way of thinking. Danzo and his many allies are opposed by a group of rogues that fight to bring back the Will of Fire to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 281,499 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H., OC, Danzō S. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sharingan Love Beam by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi has unlocked a new ability for his Sharingan. And just in time for Valentine's Day too! Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sand and Swirls by DarkSwordMage reviews
Kushina barely survives the Kyuubi being ripped from her body, only to see the Leaf spit on her family and her son. Leaving the village Kushina travels to the Sand where she finds another child like hers another Jinchuriki Fem Gaara X Naruto pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,621 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Team Who by Michaela-Le-Mongoola reviews
Begins at the end of Evolution of the Daleks. Dalek Sec survives and joins the Doctor and Martha on their adventures. Series 3 told through the eyes of the Doctor, Martha, Sec and eventually Jack.Rated T for mild language and violence. 10thDoctor Story
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,283 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2007
Life Without the Earthquake by 101Obsessions reviews
What if DL-6 had never happened? The resolution of IS-7 and Miles Edgeworth's childhood if Gregory had lived. HUGE spoilers for ALL the games, INC. GK2, so you've all been warned. On hiatus for now!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - G. Edgeworth, Miles E.
The Ace Turnabout by PengyChan reviews
Los Angeles, 1992. Detective Gant and prosecutor von Karma investigate a murder case in which the key witness happens to be a rather attention-hungry child with a special talent for getting himself in trouble.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Manfred vK., D. Gant, Luke A. - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Three from the Rain Village by ncfan reviews
What if Yahiko, Nagato and Konan had followed Jiraiya back to Konoha? A series of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 25,144 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Nagato U., Konan
Team Minato's Ghostly Foresight Adventure by SilverLight7 reviews
After completing what was a routine mission, Minato's team comes across an old woman who gives them a scroll, saying they were given the chance to change their destiny. Now the four of them are off to see the future...the catch is that they're spirits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,172 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Minato N., Obito U., Kakashi H., Rin
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Turnabout Lockdown by cyberwulf reviews
Post Apollo Justice, spoilers for everything. Apollo is roped into defending Kristoph Gavin on a charge of murdering his cellmate...Diego Armando.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 75,445 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Apollo J., Kristoph G. - Complete
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 3,971 - Follows: 3,388 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 793 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Turnabout Rewritten by SolidSonicTH reviews
I turn back the clock and attempt rewrite "that case" seven years before Apollo Justice that ruined Phoenix Wright's career. What will happen now? Prologue is a full novelization of the beginning of the flashback case to the moment of truth. 4-4 Spoilers.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6011 - Favs: 9,761 - Follows: 3,695 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Phoenix Wright: The Defense Never Rests! by Swyldp reviews
A bunch of short stories based on the Ace Attorney series. Because there aren't enough of these already. Spoilers for all games. Various ratings.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008
Youth and Innocence by laurelsblue reviews
Hashirama really regretted giving his brother a genin team sometimes. 20 things Team Tobirama is no longer allowed to do.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Reconstructed Destinies by DJNS reviews
Zuko and Aang switch places. What would happen if Zuko was the last Airbender and Aang was the outcast, Fire Nation Prince? AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 298,444 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
The Girl Of Destiny by WhiteAsukalover reviews
An alternate SOL story. What if instead of beating Chazz to start the SOL he defeats Alexis? R&R! No flames please. if you dont like my stories dont read. SyXJesse from 29 on! AlexisXJaden. Chapter 35 is really supposed to be Chapter 15, see profile!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 33,033 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Dark Decisions by Forgotten Lake reviews
What Kakashi might have actually done if he'd gotten to the Valley in time. A look into a slightly darker side of Kakashi...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The love of science by KasaiStormDog reviews
Ema has become a self hating wreck after a row with Klavier at the office. What she doesn't expect is the strange feelings she gets towards Apollo - the one who helps and confesses a few secrets to her. Please Read! If you hate it then say! Finished!xxx
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Ema S., Apollo J. - Complete
The Detective and the Prosecutor by Flame Soldier reviews
Series of drabbles starring Detective Gumshoe and Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth. Friendship, not yaoi. Current drabble: The Questioning
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - D. Gumshoe, Miles E.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 4,199 - Follows: 1,077 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Control of the Past by Koschei966 reviews
Vigilare is bought back to life by the Master&a shape changer.They try to convince him to take part in a plan to bring down the Doctor but will he take part in another plan that's by the Master?Meanwhile the Doctor stumbles into someone's past...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Turnabout Injustice by Koschei966 reviews
Bryce got away with a not guilty verdict with Phoenix Wright's help, feeling guilty when he kills again the defense attorney is determined to get the correct verdict this time. If you are going to alert or fav this fic please review :D
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
You Reap What You Sow by Koschei966 reviews
The Doctor comes across an orginization that has existing for several centuries. It is hardly innocent.He finds a strange person called 'The Reaper' who works for it &is his TARDIS really the last one? He also meets the boss and his murderous daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
It didn't work by Harold Saxon reviews
Jack was asked by the Doctor to turn the Master into a human and to hide his new identity from him. Jack accidentally maroons the Master as the human slave Marcellus in ancient Rome where he is sold into a brothel. COMPLETED
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,478 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 5,587 - Follows: 3,534 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Control vs Power by Koschei966 reviews
The Doctor arrives on a planet where people are slaves to someone claiming to be 'the Contoller', meanwhile a teenager called Forza meets a strange man calling himself the Master. I suck at sumaries. Please R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 28,669 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7122 - Favs: 5,577 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death by Legendary Legacy reviews
Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara - Complete
To Good To Be True by Legendary Legacy reviews
Who is this mysterious man who suddenly appears out of nowhere to save the lives of our Konoha heros from the likes of Orochimaru and Akatsuki? ...Gee, who do you think? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Saiou Takuma: An Owner's Maintenance Guidebook by Michelle H. C. Zhu reviews
Now that you have purchased the leader of the Hikari no Kessha, it is vital for you to know how to take care of, feed, and prevent your Saiou Takuma from terminating mankind's existence with a satellite cannon named after the Kingdom Hearts protagonist.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2006 - T. Saiō - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 4,106 - Follows: 711 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 519 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Better Mousetrap by Aishuu reviews
Getting Sasuke back to Konoha isn't the problem. It's keeping him there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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That was Anticlimactic reviews
The Fourth Shinobi World War is brought to a sharp, abrupt end when Minato thinks quickly on his feet. Though admittedly it wouldn't have been possible if his male students hadn't had a certain fear of a fiery redheaded mistress... Kushina Revival. Crackfic. Originally a two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,806 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U.
Time Travel no Jutsu Makes Things Better? reviews
In which Naruto finds a time-travel seal in the ruins of the Land of Whirlpool and ends up sending a bunch of Shadow Clones back in time to Make Things Better. Of course, Shadow Clones being Shadow Clones, they can't very well stick around to explain themselves to the very-much-lost people of the past why they did what they did. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,153 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Root of the Issue reviews
No one bothers to openly question where the logs from the Substitution Jutsu come from. Until now. Crackfic. Will probably be a two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Yamato
The Next Pervy Sage reviews
Prestige goes to Kakashi's head, and he takes it upon himself to rework the whole 'Neo-Sannin' thing his former students have going on. Namely which of the original Sannin each of them take after. As a result, Jiraiya will be getting a very unexpected successor... Pervy!Sasuke. Crackfic. Will be updated irregularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Kindred Spirits reviews
Itachi and Izuna commiserate in the afterlife. It does not go well for Izuna... Will possibly be a two-shot. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Itachi U., Izuna U.
The Troublemakers reviews
Naruto's signature Shadow Clone Jutsu can be just as problematic as it is practical. In which Naruto sics his Shadow Clones on the diabolical paperwork and it backfires on him. Severely. Crackfic. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Complete
The Tale of Nagato Uzumaki reviews
Title is subject to change. AU. After training the three Orphans from Rain to defend themselves adequately, Jiraiya returns home, confident that they will change the future of the world. Poor Jiraiya has no idea how true that will be, because the Ame Trio doesn't want to part ways. What changes will be brought about when Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan become Shinobi of the Leaf...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 248,286 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Nagato U.
How Things Could Have Been reviews
Title is subject to change. By a twist of fate, Byrne Faraday walks by the orphanage that houses a certain redheaded child, and eventually comes to adopt the child. How would things have turned out had someone actually been there for Souta Sarushiro back then? Will be a collection of short, non-chronological one-shots. Will be updated sporadically. AU. AAI2/GK2 Spoilers.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Byrne F., Sōta S,
The Eyes that see Darkness Clearly reviews
Madara dwells on Izuna's... er... HIS eyes. For that's what they are now, you see. They're HIS Eternal Mangekyo. And eventually HIS Rinnegan. And Madara feels not an ounce of remorse for claiming his brother's eyes as his own... Companion/Parallel fic to Bright Eyes by Rikkudo. Received permission. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Madara U. - Complete
Pop Goes the Tobi reviews
Despite all indications to the contrary, Obito goes a 'little' crazy and develops the Tobi persona during his Anbu days. This can't end well for anyone... Irregular updates. AU - TToNU-verse compliant. Crackfic. Pairings will rarely be referenced in forthcoming chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Kakashi H., Obito U.
A Life Well Lived reviews
Raven reflects on her long life with Beast Boy, from the formation of the Teen Titans to the day she reunited with him in the afterlife. Short, fluffy one-shot. AU diverging point after Season Five. BB x Rae, Star x Rob (mentioned only).
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Who knows what the future might bring? reviews
Set a few weeks after Things Change. Beast Boy and Raven have a heart-to-heart after Beast Boy gets fed up with how lousy their friendship has been as of late. Raven reveals her theory behind Terra's possible resurrection, and Beast Boy shows a certain measure of maturity. BB x Rae Friendship. One-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Through the Years reviews
Warning: This is set in the Tale of Nagato Uzumaki Universe, so it's heavily AU from the canon-verse. Obito and Rin have known each other since their Academy days - here are a mere five snapshots of them as they progress from friendship to something more. Obito x Rin. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Rin, Obito U. - Complete
Reversed Fates: Obito Gaiden reviews
Kakashi shoves Obito out of the way of the falling boulder and pays the price for being a hero. Primarily a parallel of Kakashi Gaiden, except Kakashi won't be going on to become Madara's successor. Left open-ended for anyone interested in adopting concept. No pairings happen. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U.
Til Death Do Us Part reviews
Madara didn't know how, and he didn't want to know why, but somewhere along the line his ingenious plan went horribly wrong... Or at the very least developed an unwanted side effect. For better or for worse, Madara has a companion that will never go away, and he goes by the name of Hashirama Senju. First attempt at crackfic. No pairings. Updated irregularly, small chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Madara U., Hashirama S.
Jackie Chan Adventures: Altered reviews
I'm thinking of writing alternate versions of all five seasons of JCA. Feedback would be nice, just tell me what you like or don't like. Now co-authored by Jamey Gamer. Almost midway through Season 2 right now;
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,757 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Jackie C., Shendu
The Tale of Nagato Uzumaki: The Omakes reviews
Companion Fic to The Tale of Nagato Uzumaki. Every little event that doesn't make it to the main story, they come here. In other words, this will become a huge collection of various genres and contain many, many characters. Will also take requests, but don't go crazy. And I'll let you know ahead of time if I'll take on the request or not, because they may not fit into TToNU's AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Jiraiya, Nagato U.
Jackie Chan Adventures: Altered Fillers reviews
Companion fic to Jackie Chan Adventures: Altered. This will be where you'll find JCA:A's version of the canon fillers, and any extra scenes that might come up. Will be accepting requests further down the line, just don't go crazy with 'em right now. Fillers will be much shorter.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2013
A Teen Titans' Christmas reviews
Just a little fluffy one-shot... A gift from me to you, the TT Community, for entertaining me the past few months. Hope you enjoy! R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Alternate Ending Trial reviews
Now... This may be my only fic for Phoenix Wright... All depends on the reviews really... You can go ahead and flame me, I know this probably is a poorly written one-shot... :o
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
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