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Author has written 7 stories for Janet Evanovich.

Here is a list of my stories in chronological order. Although most can be read as stand alone pieces, I sometimes slip in tiny references to past stories so there ya go...

1. Open Season
2. Staked Out: Upping the Ante
3. Of Mice and MASHed Potatoes
4. Cubicle Wars
5. Drop Dead, Fred
6. Stephanie Plum and the Deathly 'Hallos'
7. Courting With Disaster (Although this is the last story in the series, it was the first one I wrote.)
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This is the English translation of Hector's phone conversation from Deathly 'Hallos' Chapter Four:

"Your friend Lula is crazy. She is driving me crazy. She keeps calling me and leaving messages. She will not stop following me. Whenever I look around she is there. Lula is scary. I think she is possessed. Is she on drugs? She is your friend and I don’t want to hurt her. You must tell her stop!"

Luisa, thanks sooo much for translating this into Spanish for me!!

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The Usual Mayhem by SuperSekritID reviews
Stephanie takes a simple, one-day job with Ranger which creates repercussions that affect her relationships with both the men in her life.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,255 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Expect the Unexpected, Manny's Story by Alfonsina.d reviews
This piece is a departure for me. Written from M. Ramos' POV. All characters are adults complete with bad language, sexual appetites, poor communication skills, etc. ** conclusion ** Red lamps - sorry about missing you in the acceptance speech. COMPLETE
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,595 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Stephanie P. - Complete
No Price by Magdalync reviews
Stephanie asks Ranger to do the unthinkable. A spin off series of vignettes which take place after the Maxim Online Survey trilogy. Babe.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,634 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Nothing But Time On My Hands by Alfonsina.d reviews
What might happen while bored on a stakeout... This is the final of the three endings and the original. Story is now COMPLETE.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 139,162 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
What Happens with the Death of a Fantasy, Lester by Alfonsina.d reviews
A conversation during a stakeout leads to a new role for Lester ... lifestyle coach ... all in fun and hope you enjoy. Final segment is now up. Hope you enjoyed. Alf
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,937 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Stephanie P., Lester - Complete
Taking Charge by dee768nj reviews
Complete! Steph decides it's time to take charge of her life. Ranger convinces her to take over the bond enforcement department for RangeMan, but she's afraid she'll screw it up. Romantic Babe story. Warning for smut.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 115,702 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Lester Santos: The Man The Mystery The Legend by Alfonsina.d reviews
Mostly composed with Bluzkat. A series of one-shots of how Lester got to be who he is. Lester's Bedtime Stories
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Lester
Everything by EvilGoddess02 reviews
a little fluffy, smutty, sappy song fic written for someone at PP..... It's a Babe!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Ten Trials of Connie Rosolli by Rosaleen68 reviews
Connie has to make a deal with Ranger to get out of trouble for what she did in Green Eggs and Busted. Connie story but Babe as well. Rated M for violence and language.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,181 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Basic Instinct by haleigh.l reviews
Because I couldn't come up with a better title. Just a short - Steph decides she's going to lend Ranger moral support whether he wants it or not. R rating.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Stephanie's Gamble by Alfonsina.d reviews
Snowed in on New Year's the Rangeman Crew has a friendly poker game. The Conclusion. It is a little angsty at first - please read through to the end. There is an HEA. Alf.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,989 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Green Eggs and Busted by Rosaleen68 reviews
A Connie story, sort of. There are some things that aren't supposed to be seen, let alone written about. Babe-ish, set after LMT. This started life as a joke posted on another site, which grew into something else. Rated M for this and the follow up.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Preemptive Strike by haleigh.l reviews
Steph comes up with a plan to control Batman. It goes about as well as can be expected. A collaborative story between haleigh.l and Lintu68. Rating for language and sex...SMUT warnings abound.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,309 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Pretension by haleigh.l reviews
Julie runs away from home and enlists help from Stephanie. They end up staying with Ranger in the batcave for three weeks. Hilarity, stalkers, bedlam, and angst ensue. Rating for mild language and violence. Post LMT, but no major LMT spoliers Babe fic
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,176 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 4,386 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Missing Pieces AND Sequel: Picking Up the Pieces by polysgirl reviews
Ranger is leaving for a final mission. But what about the pieces he is leaving behind? A look at his and Steph's relationship in the few days prior to his departure. And what happens next? Two part series, 2nd part over 2 chapters.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,126 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007
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Stephanie Plum and the Deathly 'Hallos' reviews
Complete. This is the sixth in a series of short stories. It's a prequel to Courting With Disaster. Can be read as a stand alone. Steph gets a BlackBerry. Lula discovers Harry Potter fan fiction. Babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,884 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Courting With Disaster reviews
Complete! The Misadventures of Grandma Mazur with Stephanie, Ranger, the Merry Men and others along for the ride of their lives. A Babe Love Story. FYI, there's also a prequel series to Courting.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,315 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Drop Dead, Fred reviews
This is the fifth story in a series of short stories. It's a prequel to Courting With Disaster. Can be read as a stand alone. Steph has some...issues. A Babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Cubicle Wars reviews
This is the fourth in a series of short stories. It's a prequel to Courting With Disaster. Can be read as a stand alone. Steph learns the meaning of being 'professional'...the hard way.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Of Mice and MASHed Potatoes reviews
This is the third in a series of short stories. It's a prequel to Courting With Disaster. Can be read as a stand alone. Written in a different POV from the other stories in the series. The humour is dry...like a martini.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Staked Out: Upping the Ante reviews
This is the second in a series of short stories. It's a prequel to Courting With Disaster. Can be read as a stand alone. Steph and Ranger end up on a stakeout together...risky business for sure.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Open Season reviews
This is the first in a series of short stories. It's a prequel to Courting With Disaster. Can be read as a stand alone. Written for a challenge on PP. It's my tribute to classic Saturday morning cartoons.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete