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Hi!

Umm, this is sort of an abandoned account, so...

And now for the cute "copy to your profile" sentences. Credit for AliceandJasper4ever

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you want to be part of the 8 percant laughing your butt off.

If you are the worst dancer in the world and can't even do the hokey-pokey without messing up copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to kill Jacob Black copy and paste this into your profile and grab a sharp object to stab him with. evil laugh

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. (ever my aunt once was playing scrable and someone put down he. She said H E thats not a word!)

If people mistake you for a vampire (I wish they did... sigh) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time)

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you truly belive that their is a Jasper Cullen out there for you (doesn't mean his name has to be Jasper Cullen) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids shoud just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa puff Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your sig.

-If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. cough cough Carlin Cough cough

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you believe pollution should be punishable by death put this on your page!

If you ever messed something up on purpose while playing telephone copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

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If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (My cousin just came up to me and was like here have a dollar.)

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If you absolutly adore cliff hangers and suspensful stuff like that copy and paste this into your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Ceata AliceandJasper4ever, Irene Guberman

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Or geek.)

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Irene Guberman

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think losers hate/don't get Twilight, put this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or The O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I watch them but not religiously)

If you wish you were Alice Cullen copy and paste this into your profile.

If you plan to name your kids Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Rosalie, or Emmett copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think Rock, Paper, Scissors solves everything, put this in ur profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall b4, put this in ur profile.

If you've ever been called weird because you typed OMC instead of OMG copy and paste this into your profile

If someone you know tells you to go to therapy because you are so obsessed with Twilight copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the best friend of a guy who killed himself because he was ashamed of his sexuality.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

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Life Is Tough When You're Gay by charl88 reviews
Troy struggles to cope once he comes out and decides the only way he can get away from it all is to run away. But he soon finds himself in a way of life that he didnt even consider. But is Ryan able to pull him back to the real world? Tryan
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,110 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Curious by ibshafer reviews
Finn might be uncomfortable, but that doesn't mean he's not curious… Written during S1, at the height of Kurt's crush on Finn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Medical Attention by Rina76 reviews
Carter is in need of therapy and Kovac is happy to give it. It starts off hidden in a closet but will this little affair lead to something more? Or will Kovac's womanising ways ruin it for them?
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50,461 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Carter, Luka K. - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces of a Lost Night by Squall Thrawn reviews
After being dumped by Gabriella, Troy just wants to drink and forget about it. But after a party at the Evanses, Troy wakes up unaware of the entire night's events. What happened? How much did he drink? And why did he wake up next to Ryan Evans? Tryan!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,549 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Troy B., Ryan E.
Breaking Dawn by du1387 reviews
Set after Eclipse. While planning the wedding the Cullens discover a sinister plot involving a vampire takeover. Meanwhile, a new character is introduced, and an old one finds new purpose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,511 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007
Snapshots of Polyamory by fiberkitty reviews
When Edward and Bella met Emmett and Rosalie while camping, they learn that love does not always mean one plus one. A brief look at the lives of two couples joining to become one heart, one life, one love. ExBxEmxR, polyamory.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
A Missed Year by silver drip reviews
AU: How can one year change the world of Twilight? Bella moves to Forks in her Senior year instead of Junior year. How will this change her personality and what happens when she meets another Cullen before Edward? EdwardxBella and BellaxCarlisle Lemons. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Carlisle, Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than Friends by Rawr- exclamation point reviews
UPDATED The East High Gang still has the remaining summer to relax and earn some cash, but for some this summer will be completely different . Rated M for possible later chapters. BONUS CHAPTER ADDED!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,673 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
Nervous Hands and a Trembling Touch by amy. j x reviews
Chad and Ryan go further than they ever have before. Very hard M. Chyan.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Chad D., Ryan E. - Complete
Accidently on Purpose? by Tahalia001 reviews
What can Edward do to Jacob to make him writhe under his hands, to make him shiver from his cool breath and words....but is it accidental or already planned? Edward x Jacob Slash/ Yaoi alert. Reviews are always nice xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Thank Goodness by weaksauce reviews
Happy is what happens when all your dreams come true. But sometimes those dreams are not what you'd expect them to be. What does it take for Troy and Ryan to make their dreams come true? SLASH TroyRyan Tryan Prequel to After the Music
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 128,127 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
Doctors Day Off: a KittenMischief Contest Entry by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Carlisle and Edward go to medical school together. Edward brings Carlisle home for Thanksgiving. Sex follows. M/M interaction, very graphic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Missing Piece by Jennie-x reviews
At first when Troy found out he was spending two weeks without his girlfriend, he thought his life was going to be hell, then came along Ryan Evans and a whole lot more drama. SLASH. Warnings; inside. First HSM fic!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,264 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ryan E., Troy B. - Complete
Dirty by Anberu Shiruru reviews
Troy is doing so well in his dance lessons, that Ryan decides he needs a reward. And what a reward it turns out to be. Tryan YAOI DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
You Found Me by Synthetic-Pilot reviews
Troy Bolton, the star of East High. Ryan Evans, a boy inspired to be in the spotlights. Will love be discovered between these two? Or will hate consume the hearts of the ones closest to them?
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,830 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Troy B., Ryan E.
Eager by Anberu Shiruru reviews
Edward comes home to a special...surprise. a jacob and edward lemon. yaoi
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Cleaning Off by ResDes2 reviews
Sequel to Sons and Father Moment. After a sexy threesome, Edward cleans off with Carlisle. Part of Edward Chronicles. Sexy! Slash. Review, tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Bitemarks and Bloodstains by Countess Jackman reviews
I stared at Edward, swallowing the lump in my throat before saying, “Well, there is one place we can go.” His eyes flickered with recognition and he sighed, turning to the rest of our family, “The Volturi.” Sequel to Waste a Moment.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,677 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
Temptation & Courage! by Midnight-Sage reviews
Troy is gay. He came out after the winter musical and everyone has finally accepted it and the judgement is over. That had been the biggest challenge Troy had faced. But know his next big task is to turn the recently converted Ryan Evans back to his side!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
It's Not You Anymore by tryanforever91 reviews
They say people change over time, be it for the better or worse. 'Troyella' isn't the same as it used to be, and Troy's getting tired. What happens when he notices Ryan's 'changed' too? Slash. TRYAN. Hints of Troyella.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,012 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007
Knowing All by Spectator101 reviews
‘Do you ever notice whenever Troy is not around Ryan is mysteriously missing?’ Sharpay asked. She was determined and Chad did not have a good feeling about this. Tryan of course. Some Chad and Sharpay.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,753 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Will To Try And Fight by NobelSon reviews
Troy tutors Ryan in Calculus and they realize they have a lot in common. Troy invites Ryan to his house so he can teach him there, with a little condition that oughta make things even more interesting. Romance, suspense & humor! SLASH TROYXRYAN TRYAN
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
The Vision by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Alice gets a disturbing vision about Bella and Edward's death. No matter what they do to avoid it, things keep getting worse and worse. Can the starcrossed lovers avoid their deathly fates, or will Alice's vision come true? FINALLY COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,893 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
The Other Fruit by Haley Cullen reviews
AU. A week after the wedding, Bella becomes pregnant with Edward's baby. Is this bad news or good news? [E&B]COMPLETED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,756 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
My Own Breaking Dawn by jashaw reviews
I know there are alot of post eclipse stories out there but try it you might like it! I tried to stick very close to the story line so hopefully we can all experience a glimpse of what steph might have in store for us!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,048 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Oil by KellyCRocker59 reviews
Bella is away, and Edward visits Jacob by orders of Bella. The two soon find a new use for oil...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Along Came Mary reviews
Mary was safe, comfortable, sane. Yet she wants a threesome with Sherlock, and John wants it too. Johnlock, F/M, F/M/M, M/M. Now with a smutty epilogue
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete