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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi, I'm Mary Gooby, one of the more obscure and lesser known authors of fanfiction. I haven't written any award winning or famous stories, I'm not part of any communities or forums, and none of my fics have gotten over 40 reviews. One doesn't even have any. If you're reading this, congratulations on finding me!

HAPPY EARLY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!

Sometimes I forget to say in my stories: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER! Ok, glad we cleared that up.

About Me

I'm not saying my age or my name or anything like that. I live in America (like most of you, probably). I'm completely obsessed with music (all kinds except rap) and THEATER (God's most important gift to the world, or at least in my opinion), adorable puppies, food, reading, writing, making funny faces, wearing mismatched socks, Twilight, and, of course, Harry Potter!! I love doing pretty much anything fun, especially hanging out with my friends. They're the reason I exist. One word to describe me is crazyawesomeweirdoddnicefriendlyshydemureboring(?)smartquiet(again?)plain(onlyontheoutsidepeople)andunique. That is one word. It's in the Official Dictionary by Mary Gooby. Not yet published. Its definition is "Mary Gooby".

About My Fics

I love my fics. I know I'm not known for, erm, updating all that much. I've got a lot on my plate, especially right now. I'm starting to write more I guess. I'm not really into continuing many fics, just, throwing that out there. I prefer oneshots, really.

About Reviews

Reviews. Every time you leave a review, you might be thinking, "Psshh. I'm leaving another review. It doesn't mean anything. Why bother?"

BOTHER! Subscribing isn't enough. If you don't leave a review, the author won't even know you read the story. It crushes them. Reviews can boost someone's day up. Just a couple of words and clicking a couple of purple buttons can make an unhappy author actually ecstatic!


I, Mary Gooby, swear to review every story I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.


Sorry about all these bloody lines, by the way. I just discovered that you can't delete them.


Recommendations

These are my all time favorite fics. I think that everyone should be able to enjoy them, so I'm going to give you guys the URL's. Please read them!

All of these can be found on my favorite stories list, except Cultural Divide and Marauders Quiz Mania, which are in my story alert list.

What to do When: A Guide to Surviving Hogwarts Really funny. Rated T, but not too bad yet. James' POV, mostly. Sometimes it switches. Really good!

Weasley Weddings: Really cute. Told by ten year old Victoire, telling about all the Weasley Weddings, starting with Bill and Fleur.

Don't Say the 'B' Word One of the best Bill and Fleur fics I've read. Really amazing. Truly. They did a really great job.

Cultural Divide A great Charlie fic. Sober/Sensible Universe (as in he gets married). Rated T. Really sweet!

The Death Eater Musical Christmas Spectacular Famous Christmas Carols Death Eater-ized! Really good!

The Summer of Mistrust About the summer that Sirius ran away from home

Mothers Just read this. It almost makes you cry, in a good way. It's so amazing, someone translated it to French!

The Mirror of Erised Random HP characters and their encounters with the Mirror of Erised. Really good!

Little Brothers Bill deals with his little brothers. Really cute.

But They Were Happy The early memories of Ron, as seen in a pensieve by Rose and Scorpius

Birthdays Warning: Rated T for good reasons. All about the Weasleys etc. after the battle. Really long, and really good!

Marauders Quiz Mania The Marauders find a random quiz, and it leads them to hilarious answers!

Favorite and Not Favorite Ships

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Remus/Tonks, Ron/Hermione, Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia, Katie/Oliver, James/Lily, Alice/Frank, Andromeda/Ted, Victoire/Teddy, Molly/Arthur, Rose/Scorpius, PeterAlecto Carrow (They're perfect for eachother, cuz they're so EVIL AND PATHETIC!), LunaNeville, and GeorgeME!

Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/Arwen, Faramir/Eowyn, Sam/Rosie, Pippin/Diamond, Merry/Estella Bolger, Lobelia/Otho, Beren/Luthien

I do like Lord of the Rings because I'm a "weirdo", ok? Mwa ha ha!

Eragon: Roran/Katrina, Quimby/Birgit, Horst/Elain, Orik/Hvedra, Murtagh/Nasuada(except it wouldn't work out cuz Murtagh is going gooey-eyed over Nasuada, but Nasuada hates Murtagh cuz he's evil and he betrayed the Varden), Garrow/Marian, Saphira/Green Dragon

Eragon is good, ok?

Star Wars: Anakin/Padme, Leah/Han, Yoda/The Force, Dooku/Evil alien, Sith lord/Evil alien

Star Wars kicks ass

Ships I don't like: Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Draco/Hermione/Ginny/Luna (sorry but ew), Eragon/Arya (she annoys the hell out of me), any gay stuff for people who JK has said are straight (no offense to gay people but it doesn't really make sense), Voldemort/Bellatrix (they're so mean, they don't even deserve eachother), and Dumbledore/Grindelwald (yes, it's actually true, according to JK, but I don't like it because the end of it makes Albus sad, and I hate seeing him sad (or reading about him when he's sad))


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A Hundred By A Hundred by Bad Mum reviews
One Hundred 100-word drabbles for sick-atxxheart's "100 times challenge" at the HPFanfiction Challenges Forum. Random characters and time periods...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009
Understood by TheRavenclawNinja reviews
Penelope Clearwater just might be the only one who truly understands Percy Weasley. Written for kyota-chan's "Aboard The Love Boat" challenge. 75 drabbles. Percy/Penelope. UPDATED!: "Pink"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Percy W., Penelope C.
Il faut que je t'aime by Bad Mum reviews
Bill and Fleur. 75 prompts. For the Aboard the Love Boat Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 27,281 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Bill W., Fleur D.
Birthdays and Beyond by Bad Mum reviews
Formerly "Birthdays" Birthday celebrations and other events amongst Fred Weasley's friends and relations after his death. Tears,laughter, fireworks, Firewhisky, dragons, angst, cups of tea, hugs, fights and more. Some bad language. Post-DH AU/SU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 80 - Words: 137,753 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007 - George W., Fred W.
In the Shadow of the Full Moon by lionesseyes13 reviews
This story covers the adventures of Remus Lupin from his early childhood, through his years at Hogwarts, and into his time spent in the Order, and is canon compliant. Bumped up to T now owing to teen pregnanacy and references to drugs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,095 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Remus L.
The Importance of Being Emmeline by books4evah reviews
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.-Oscar Wilde. Well, Emmeline is Alice, Alice is Emmeline, Mary is Sauerkraut, Sirius's bollocks are in trouble, Remus is uber lazy, Peter's a pseudo-pornographer... who exactly IS left? AliceFrank LilyJames BenjyEmmelin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
Beautiful Day by Bad Mum reviews
Bill and Fleur after Fred's burial. "Since Fred died, he has been the strong one...right now, he is just a man who has lost his brother." Rated M for suggestions of sexual violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
The Magical, Lovely Life by LadyPotter27 reviews
We all know Cho and Cedric are the finest couple of Hogwarts. But how did it all begin? It is their ENTIRE story from beginning to the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,917 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Cedric D., Cho C.
The Summer of Mistrust by BellaBunny1292 reviews
This story is about the summer that Sirius ranaway from the house of Black. What happened? What was he thinking when it happened? Why did he decide James? First Fanfic! Reviews please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,128 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
The Final Mission by lionesseyes13 reviews
See Episode One through the eyes of Jedi Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,392 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Teddy Lupin : Discovery by PinkPenguin18 reviews
DH SPOILERS! Sequel to Teddy Lupin:Changes, reading first is not essential to the plot.7th year Teddy plus next generation children and an old friend... Teddy's own adventure. Semi AU. CHAP 20 NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,127 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007
Weasley Shuffle by Bad Mum reviews
Put on a music player and get ready to write. Once ready, start and hit your play button. You only have for as long as the song plays to write out a piece of your choice." For the HPFanfiction Challenges forum Shuffle challenge. Jango plus The Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Ginny W., Ron W.
Backpfeifengesicht by books4evah reviews
Backpfiefengesicht- noun: the German word for a face that cries out for a fist in it. Apparently there are a lot of Backpfeifengesichts in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,676 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Hogwarts Romance In Five Parts and Four Seasons by Bad Mum reviews
For Megsy42's Seasons Challenge. Arthur and Molly in the very early days. Pure fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
What Everyone Thought About When Ginny & Harry Sta by Revolutionizing reviews
Have you ever wondered what everyone thought about when Ginny & Harry started dating? Have you ever wondered how the Weasleys felt when someone in their family was dating famous Harry Potter? Well, I did and it's all here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007
Untold Weasley Tales by lionesseyes13 reviews
In this series, the oldest Weasley brother grows from a two year old wizard who won't eat his turnips to a grown wizard in his own right. Enjoy his adventures with his brothers at home and at school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 83 - Words: 365,649 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Bill W. - Complete
Devourer of Time by Ainulin reviews
Kali, an orphan who does not know where she belongs finds what she is looking for at a library. What she finds will change her life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Little Brothers by laneykin reviews
This is my fanfic about The Weasleys when they were young. Its mainly Bill and Charlie trying to deal with their younger brothers and sister. please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Charlie W.
Weasley Weddings by Bad Mum reviews
The weddings of the Weasley siblings, as recounted by Victoire Weasley, aged about ten. Sober Universe, so the pairings and kids are mine not JKR's... Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,671 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Victoire W., Bill W. - Complete
Carabella Avenue by Paloma Latina reviews
Jasmine Potter is the most recognised Squib in the world. Her brother is James Potter and her father is a famous Auror. She leads a normal, Muggle life. When somebody moves into Number 12, everything's different. Lane Chelsea is going to change her world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - OC
Bill and Fleurs House by laneykin reviews
This takes place in the 19 years later era! Its a day at Bill and Fleur's house. They have 5 kids. Hope you like it. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Bill W., Fleur D.
The Mirror of Erised by Winterlude reviews
A series of one shots on different characters from all eras meeting the Mirror of Erised... the first one is James. Please, R&R! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,862 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
What to Do When: A Guide To Surviving Hogwarts by Moony8193 reviews
After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The List by KazzahBlanca reviews
Remus gives James 'The List' that will get him Lily Evans in his arms where she belongs. Light hearted, fun stuff. Fair read.Get's better later chapters. LilyJames. Go on, take a read. Some Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,032 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Aftermath Before the Funeral by Bad Mum reviews
At The Burrow before Fred's funeral, the family are trying to cope. And failing... Each chapter deals with a different character. Rated T for bad language. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,695 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Fred W., Arthur W. - Complete
But They Were Happy by wildkidlexie reviews
Rose Weasley wants to look into Ron's pensive. Scorpius is hesitant and doesn't want to take part of it in the first place. But everything goes wrong when they both accidentally fall in...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,262 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
The Death Eater Musical Christmas Spectacular by toujourspurPAL reviews
Death Eaters sing Christmas carols! Read! Review! Sing carols!And I really do like the Order, I just had to say bad things about them for the song!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Mothers by Winterlude reviews
A series of oneshots focused on mothers in HP. Among them there are Molly, Lily, Dora, Mrs. Creevey, Mrs. Diggory, Mrs. Granger, Ginny and others. COMPLETE! Translated into French and Spanish. Go check the translations among my favourite stories!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Babysitter Wanted! by laneykin reviews
Bill needs a babysitter so he goes to Charlie for help, who isn't too happy about that! So can he get out of it? Read and find out. Takes place in the 19 years later era! Some Spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
The Cat's Still Green by Grayhart reviews
At 16, Molly's concerns are Hogwarts, friends, and a Potions mark that's going down the drain, not to mention the sweet but oddly dressed Gryffindor prefect who's accidentaly seen her knickers...twice! T for language. MollyArthur, FrankAlice. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Arthur W., Molly W.
Fredipy by Grayhart reviews
After Fred's death, George is sent to grief counselling...but the counsellor is a stuckup peacock of a man named Dr. Sulley! Some issues arise when he falls in love with a Muggle girl who works at the grocer's! FUNNY R&R GeorgeOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - George W., OC
A Little Bit Moody by Miss Suicide Kitten reviews
MadEye Moody has lost a couple of body parts, an eye, a leg, a nose, a buttock ? But he’s also missing a sad and frightful past. Moody scares pants off Trainee Aurors. Better later. MoodyOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Alastor M., OC
I Love You, But Please Die! by Paloma Latina reviews
Have you ever met one of those kids whose mother is over protective, embarrassing, moody and yet only wants what's best for their ‘darling little baby’? Well, I am one of those poor human beings. It sucks, especially when you're going insane. Marauder Era
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,090 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
The King, the Maids, the Jester and the Stablehand by Paloma Latina reviews
King Sirius wants to be the richest, Maids Lily and Jayne want to run away, Jester Remus wants to keep his head and Stablehand James wants to make a living. When their worlds collide, everything changes. A different type of fic. Marauders Minus Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007
The Marauders' Papers by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
MWPP: Through Moony's Eyes by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Seven years of the Marauders, told around Remus Lupin. Close to canon as I could make it. Remus Lupin's adventures with James, Peter, and Sirius. Third year almost finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,016 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Remus L.
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Never Give a Chicken Firewhiskey reviews
Do you really think she'll do it?" Johnny asked, wide-eyed, staring at Emelza the chicken. Billy rolled his eyes through the binoculars. "Hello, we gave her firewhisky, Johnny. Of course she's gonna breathe fire."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
First Sight reviews
People meet for the first time, all the time, all around us. Sometimes this matters, sometimes it doesn't. For these people, however, it affects their entire lives permanently. Chapter 1: Remus and Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009
Dinnertime! reviews
Narcissa is feeling rather pathetic. She's 31 years old and has never prepared a meal. Well, Malfoys can never feel pathetic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Narcissa M. - Complete
The year of ultimate chaos reviews
Tonks is in danger from Voldemort so she is invited to stay at Hogwarts. When she's seven. She doesn't take any classes, but meets Remus Lupin, her cousin Sirius, Bill Weasley, and an absurd house elf. Longer summary inside. UPDATED with 1893 word chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - N. Tonks
Ten Things About reviews
Each chapter is a list of ten things about someone. So far Regulus, Petunia, Tonks, Bellatrix, Random Dementor, Krum, Malfoy, Madam Hooch, and loads more, and I'm running out of space! Lots of people, so lots of chapters. R&R! I updated! PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Bill and Charlie: Brothers Forever reviews
Bill and Charlie are brothers and best friends. Starts when Bill is three and Charlie comes home for the first time, ends I don't know when. Finally finally updated with Bring Your Kids to Work day Part 1! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Bill W., Charlie W.
The Stupid Rain reviews
Draco Malfoy hated the rain more than anything else. Even more than lazy coworkers. He hated how overused it was. And how it got your socks wet. If he could change one thing in the world, it would be never getting your socks wet. Half funny, half not. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
A D I S T A N T S E L F reviews
Sirius sits in Grimmuald Place following a train of thought about himself at Hogwarts. Please read! And review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Potterwatch! reviews
This is a random episode of Potterwatch in November of the seventh book. I did this just for fun, it has River, Royal, Romulus, and another person, Hearing Aid. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Lee J. - Complete
What is the World Coming To? reviews
Gideon and Fabian Prewett are dead, and Molly Weasley is asking the same question over and over: What is the world coming to? The Weasleys after Gideon and Fabian Prewett's funeral. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete