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Joined 10-04-07, id: 1390986, Profile Updated: 06-19-09
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, and Perfect Dark.

Things deserving some sort of a mention


I've decided to make a commitment. I will finish all the stories on here and then I might not write for a long time. I am currently working on a new SSBB story and it will be up soon.


Lesser known things you probably don't care about


Age: 14.

Gender: Why.

Hobbies: Contemplating ideas for hobbies

Music: Nirvana, Soundgarden, A7X, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tool.

Birthday: Last last last month.

Don't Contact me: Yeah.


Things that are decent to some extent in my opinion


Movie: Up I guess.

Song: More Tool.

Band: I am obligated to say Tool.

Other names I go by: BeadyLongLegs, Smiley, Dark Sage.

T.V. Show: I watch Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, and American Dad. I also like stuff like House and 24.

Anime: Pokémon, Zatch Bell, Avatar. Though Pokemon seems to suck now and Zatch Bell isn't on anymore so Avatar yeah. Also KIRBY!

Video games: Mario. Zelda. Kirby. Pokemon. Smash Bros. Metroid.

Specific games: SSBB, TTYD, SSBM, D/P, Additional abbreviated game.


Story Status


Uprising of Darkness: Almost finished! It should be done in a few days

Perfect Espionage: See above.

Loving Legendaries: See above the "See above."


Things I may never write


Some thing pertaining to a Clone Trooper: The Clone Wars and much more through the eyes of an independent Advanced Recon Commando. Going nowhere, as that whole iTunes thing killed it so it's dead yeah.

Tabuu Aliance: Smashers have long since parted ways in a two year span, and those trying to restore Smash's valor recruit 15 year old Lucas to assist them.

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He Said, She Said by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
When Lucas suddenly starts exhibiting strangely violent behavior, Ness is left to wonder what's wrong and how he can help. Little does he know, the truth may just be a bit more than he can handle. Crackfic, woo!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 217,208 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Ness, Lucas]
Better Off Alone by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
*COMPLETED!* Vivian can only wonder if she'll ever fit in anywhere. Often abused and put down by the world, she quietly laments in the darkness of her own fate... This is a moving tale about how everyone deserves love, friendship... and a second chance.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 216,488 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
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Perfect Espionage reviews
Troy Henderson has worked hard, sort of, to finally become a Special Agent for Carrington Institute. Now he must prove to everyone, even Jonathan Dark, that he is deserving of it.
Perfect Dark - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Uprising of Darkness reviews
Link has defeated Ganon for good, but the Triforce of Power has disappeared. Link finds a new ally or two on a quest to find it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Link, Zelda
Loving Legendaries reviews
How do you invoke lulz? By turning child-friendly Pokémon into a bloody dramatic mess.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007