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Joined 10-05-07, id: 1391470, Profile Updated: 01-06-13
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Vampires, and Rise of the Guardians.

Hey readers, authors, and random people!

You may realize that my stories are either discontinued, oneshots, or being worked on slowly. It's because I get an idea and I get pretty far with it...and then I lose it or get another idea that I start working on and lose the previous one. I'm sorry if this disappoints you but I have tried to stay on just one story but I can't.

My age: I'm a teenager.

Location: Somewhere on the east coast. (I used to be on the west and travled to a lot of other states.)

Looks: -scoff- Like I'm gonna post that on here.

Something you should know: I'm no preppy girly-girl who obsesses or stalkes a guy or completely worries about my looks. And no matter what anyone says I'm not a fangirl of Sasuke-san no matter how much I like him. In my defense and opinion, fangirls are mindless followers who obsess and stalk a guy for their looks instead of who they are while setting up false fantasies.

I don't really have much to put up on here.

Favorite manga: Fruits Basket, Bleach, Death Note, Loveless, and Naruto

Favorite show: NCIS, Trust Us With Your Life, Ghost Adventures

Type of music: all kinds but mostly country (I'm a country girl)

websites: quizilla, youtube, fanfiction, mibba, teenink,

'Sisters' and friends: Kimiko, Usagi, Ammorie, Ashi, , Evan, Ichigo, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Choji, Shikamaru, Gaara, Tohru, Kisa, Shigure, Hatsuhara, Kagura, Hanajima, and Arisa. (That's a lot.)

If you have pulled on a door that clearly said push or vis versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL-I say George Strait
You say KEVIN JONAS -I say Kenny Chesney
You say SNOOP DOG- I say Brad Paisley
You say BRITNEY SPEARS- I say Brooks & Dunn
You say SOULJA BOY- I say Tim Mcgraw
You say RAP- I say Country!
you say POP- I say Yee Haw.!
92 of teens have turned to pop and rap,
if your one of the 8 who like listening to country then please copy and paste to your profile.

If you have made a friend and changed them, in a good way, from who they were before, copy and paste on your profile and add your name to the list:xxTheEmoKidxx,I.hEaRt.DaNtE.aNd.HiDaN.1,

If you have gotten anyone addicted to an anime, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your friend is insane, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

What Kisses Mean:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Naruto pick-up lines doomed to fail:

Shino-Do you have a map, 'cuz I got lost in your eyes.(classic)

Neji-Destiny has brought us together.

Kiba-If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Rock Lee- Would you be my girlfriend?! I will protect you 'til the day that I die! (typicle)

Kisame- Let's play Jaws and I'll come up from under.(ha ha ha)

Kankuro- Let's play Titanic.You be the iceberg and I'll go down on you.

Sasuke- If I flip this coin, what're the chances of me getting head? (I know he's not gay, at least I don't say he isn't. But this is funny for the people that like YAOI. I'm a fangirl of that)

Deidara- If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

Shikamaru-Hey baby. I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get. (The last two katgirl5 reminded me so I put them on here. Thanks katgirl5.)

The end! Those are doomed to fail.

That's all for now, peoplez!

I found this on someone else's profile, and found it interesting and true. STEREOTYPES ARE WRONG!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I
'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I
'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (wtf?!)
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene. I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

Of these that apply to me:

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

Your One and Only wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of Red, Black, Blue, Green, Yellow?

blue

3. Your first initial?

A

4. Your month of birth?

January

5. Which color do you like more, Black or White?

White

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

Amber

7. Your Favorite number?

6

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

Cali.

9. Do you like the lake or Ocean more?

lake

10. Write down a wish (A realistic one).

...(private)

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you chose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and Aggressive.

Green: Your school is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give advice to those who are down

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5, If you chose...

Black: Your life will take o a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confines in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love, and you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are Spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty:

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

That's all for my part. Thank you. Arigato. Gracias. Merci. Xi-xi. Danke. (Sign Language thank-you). (I don't know any other language yet.) Bye.

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Sakura moves into a new apartment in desperate need of cleaning, but when both her friends bail on her to help, she gets some unexpected help from her saucy new landlord. KakaSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Bastard, The Possessive Owner by TanukiRaccoon reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
CHANGING ROOM LOVE by Swanangel15 reviews
If Sasuke finding love in a changing room isn't weird enough, guess who is seme. Bad intro but what the heck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ferris Wheel by NavyBlueWings reviews
What do you do after drunken sex? What if it was with your best GUY friend? And what if you weren't exactly drunk? Easy...you hide it. But blackmail is a girl's best friend, and Sasuke's worst enemy. SasuNaru, Sasuke POV. Winner of a poll in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On The Floor by Lycan.Kallias reviews
AU NaruGaa. Lemon. Dragged to a club, Gaara isn't expecting anything exceptional. Naruto's ready for a good night out. When the blond pulls the redhead onto the dance floor who knew what one song could start? M M M kiddo's and kiddettes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
One Week by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
Sasuke Uchiha, sucessful and engaged to Hinata Hyuga, but what happens when he doesn't show for their aniversary. He's going to be sorry. warning: VERY OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Halloween by Vampire Ifurita reviews
Its Halloween on Konoha University's campus, and the students are excited for the holiday, except for Sabakuno Gaara and Uchiha Sasuke. GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Losing Everything by Ghetto Anime Princess reviews
Tenten's mother was her everything. What happens when dies on an S-Rank Mission? Tenten, being so depressed attempts to kill herself. Neji knowing about her plans, is not up for the idea. Can Neji save her? Will they fall for each other?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,219 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Bonding With The Uchiha's by Acherona reviews
After an unlucky household accident Naruto is invited to stay with the Uchiha brother’s. This works out fine and Naruto is glad for the chance to bond with his friends…He just had no idea how closely they would really “bond”. Sucky summary. Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Strawberries by see03 reviews
What begins as a prank on Hinata turns into much more than Sakura expected, until she begins to crave the other shinobi. But does Hinata feel the same? Sakura x Hinata MATURE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
I Love You, Aniki by Profound Yaoi reviews
ONESHOT Itachi has to give Sasuke 'the talk' while their parents are on a long mission. Warnings: Yoai, ItaSasu, incest, masturbation, semi-graphic lemon. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Relieving of Boredom by Profound Yaoi reviews
ONESHOT Sasuke is bored. He looks to his Aniki for relief. Warnings: Yaoi. ItaSasu. Incest. Semi-graphic lemon. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with Naruto but I do own this story. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weird feelings in weird places by MangaMistress reviews
A GaaXNaruto smutty With Shukaku no longer in possesion of Gaara's body, he msut learn how the body works. But how can he do that when has no idea what's happening to himself? Who will he turn to when things become unbareable?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
How to Make Love: The Wonders of Wanking by Edlama reviews
Thanks to sharing a tent with Naruto, Gaara now knows what a 'boner' is... and promptly decides that he'd like to have one too. Will Naruto be able to overcome his embarrassement and help his friend? Warning: Fluffy Porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught Me by Mel-Hentai reviews
Always watched, Hinata ventures outside Konoha to relieve some pent up frustration, however she gets caught in the act. NejiHina PWP Lemony
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Kurenai's Wild Night by DarkShadowRedBlood reviews
Kurenai try’s to figure who the secret boyfriend is her student’s hiding. However what she does find out is more then she expected. YURI Tsunade X Kurenai X Hinata. Threesome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Hinata H., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Fear of Flying by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke HATES flying! But he’s not scared. Of course not. Not scared, not at all…Contains Yaoi, Mature content! SasuxNaru! Please read and review! PS. The last 2 chappies are just AuthorsNotes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Spy Game by YaoiIsLove reviews
Haruno Sakura for the first time in her life is going to High school. But at the same time she has secrets to keep. One being that shes a government spy the other being shes engaged to the school hearthrob Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,411 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara's Finally Legal by THE KYO reviews
So Gaara is turning 18...Wonder what he got for his birthday...YAOI! threesome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
More than Architecture by Yaoifreak01 reviews
Tenten has banned sex from their bed for two whole months! See what happens when the ban is finally lifted. One Shot. MA! EXPLICIT MATERIAL!--READ-RELISH-REVIEW-- Yum Sum Series: Book One
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Desert Rose by Little Falcon reviews
A prophecy has been given and it includes the two person that were most unlikely to come together. Something is stirring and it was beyond their control. GaaSaku. The longest GXS fanfic... dare to read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,380 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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Return of the Guardians
"One kid believing in us saved the world. Why can't one love save it again?"
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Jack Frost
Lover What? reviews
Quinn and John are out clubbing one night, Quinn trying to get John to screw a girl. They pick up two females who they think are just normal humans. However, they are not as they seem and the girls don't even know it. New characters are introduced as well.OC and some OOC-ness.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012
Lovers Found reviews
Two girls are found fighting a group of lessers. Who are they? What are they to the brotherhood? OCs and OOC-ness.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012
Konoha Boarding School
Sasuke Uchiha is the new kid at the boarding school and meets everyone. He soon falls in love with the shy Yumi Saito, but as he gets closer to her, more secrets are revealed. If you don't like it, don't read it! Moved over from previously shared acount.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,060 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sasuke U.
Stay With Me reviews
Hinata gets kidnapped and raped on a mission and Tsunade assigns Sasuke to watch over her. Can he work through the damage and save her?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Let's Try It reviews
-summary inside- Major adult stuff. Rated M for a reason people. Gaara X Hinata. Only our imagination can tell us what happens when they're bored.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Target reviews
summary inside. Neji X Tenten story. Rated M for future language and violence otherwise it would be rated T.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Threeway reviews
Three way between team 8. Hinata's a little horny and the guys help out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Yum reviews
Sakura X Hinata lime. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ups and Downs reviews
Hinata Hyuuga is a regular high school student. Our world. But it all changes the day that she's kidnapped and..what else? Who's going to save her from a downward spiral and bring her light? A Sasuke X Hinata story. rape *discontinued sorry*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Uh oh reviews
Gender-bender! Summary is inside. Warning:Oc's and OOC-ness. Don't like it, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009
Immortal Love reviews
Four Akatsuki members are out training when they find a girl. Who is she and how did she end up unconscious in the river? Hidan X OC. May be some OOCness. M for later chapters and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Hidan