![]() Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter. Okay my name is Ashley. Okay so i love writing. I'm Fifteen years old. I like saying random things, I have Depression, Anxiety, Social Anxiety, Mood Disorders, and all that fun stuff. So sometimes I have to take breaks from writing to get help from a doctor or shit. Sometimes I need time to find mysefll... but I should be good, I'm writing this at 4:00 am... awk.. well... bye... My fav fic couples: Harry Potter! Ginny/Draco Ginny/Harry (obviously xD) Ginny/Hermione Ginny/Blaise Ginny/Dean Ginny/Pansy Ginny/Seamus Ginny/Luna Ginny/Tonks Hermione/Ron Hermione/Severus 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2.All idiots after reading this will try it 3. The first truth is a lie. are now laughing at your own stupididty 5. you will put this on your profile 6. you still have a stupid smile on your face To Do List: 1. See if bookworms bounce. These are all the things that I have done, and if you have done them too, copy and paste them to your profile!\ If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile I am not on drugs, I am on sugar. If you are on sugar, copy and paste this on your profile. "Bloody hell!" -Ron. If you found that annoying, copy and paste this on your profile. If you want wings and powers, copy and paste this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. 92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile! How to slam a revolving door: Shove it in the direction it's not spinning, then stomp off. Nobody said the door actually had to STOP MOVING or make a loud noise. How to nail Jello to a wall: put a hot glue gun in it, then let 'er rip. It'll turn hard, but as long as it's flat, go grab the nails. The answer to life, the universe, and just about everything: 42 (I haven't even seen that movie... YET.) How to drink air (not a proven method! Actually, none of my methods are proven!): Freeze it. Or use a straw. Pick one! If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you relate everything to harry potter, copy and paste this onto your profile. if you keep too many secrets, paste this in your profile if your female then paste this in your profile if your best frend is of the opposite sex if your immature then paste this in your profile if you don't know what the FN button on your keyboard is/does then paste this in your profile if you don't have a life then paste this in your profile if your always on the computer paste this in ur profile I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Portagas D. Yumi. Why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Gaara The Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese, SoujaGurl, EmpireofShadow, Flightgirl, Vera A, MaxandFang101, miss ginny weasley-potter,Miss.Ginerva Riddle - Malfoy If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,silentflier, Maximum Ride the Hero, Kara Nicole, Vera A, MaxandFang101, miss ginny weasley potter, Miss.Ginerva Riddle - Malfoy Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Darkangel24700, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOoT, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo, Vera A, MaxandFang101, Miss.Ginerva Riddle - Malfoy If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Littlewhisker ((haha, I get so much done that way!)), Patronus Charm (if i don't due something other than home work while doing homework I can't do my homework. does that make any sense?) Lillith Midnight Moneypenny (How else are you meant to get your work done without something to work towards?), Vera A, MaxandFang101 (Duh! That's what gets it done faster!), miss ginny weasley potter(no wonder my homework grades stinks), Miss.Ginerva Riddle - Malfoy (ahaha That’s why I fail… xD) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Fang. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you hear the voice in your head. Crazy is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your fanfiction and then forget what book it's based on. Crazy is when you get hit by a grocery store door, because you thought it was one that opened for you, and then you notice that it has a sign, with big letters on it, PUSH. Then you laugh every time you think about it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (GO PARAMORE!) My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. 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If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile! AHAHAHAHA I'm AMAZING!! |