Gentleman Crow
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Joined 10-06-07, id: 1392189, Profile Updated: 07-31-12
Author has written 12 stories for Warcraft, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

Just some old crow who likes Warcraft, Hetalia, Homestuck, RPing, writing, and mansex.

Can be found on US server Sentinels, most likely either rockin' the totems on Enokii, a Troll Shaman, or doing it from behind on Keiran, a Blood Elf Rogue. /Tells are usually cheerfully met with incomprehensible emoticons and excessive use of exclamation points. Also known to sit in dark rooms with a hoodie, headphones, and a laptop either watching anime, RPing, or writing longwinded stories involving gay Trolls and countries personified.


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With Arrows or Traps by Snowlia reviews
"It had seemed like Sollux and Eridan hadn't been able to take their eyes off of each other. Feferi could have smacked herself for being so dumb. They wanted each other, even if they didn't realize it, they did, and badly." Story for Santabound.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
If I Pay Thee Not in Gold by le-ouiaboo reviews
France/England: role-playing game fantasy AU, in which Francis is a thief and Arthur a paladin. De-anon from the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Thank Goodness for Digital Cameras by cowbellgalore reviews
France/England: A fight with Francis leaves Arthur so angry he cuts him out of the family photos. Alfred and Matthew find out and go about putting them back together and things are right again. -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Phantom of the Restaurant by marinoa reviews
A Phantom? Francis Bonnefoy didn't believe in ghosts, but little did he know that after entering his new workplace he would have to check his opinions. AU, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,399 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The call by marinoa reviews
How else were you supposed to answer the phone when you had a hangover and the idiot at the other line just refused to get it that they were calling to a wrong number? AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Chocolate Milk by Ahmerst reviews
America wishes for a not so sucky tomorrow.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Without Pity by Nakimochiku reviews
In the dark of his coffin, Arthur knew one thing. Francis wouldn't just be his. He would be his forever. France x England, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Your Hand in Mine by Nakimochiku reviews
Arthur only registered two facts. Francis was gone. and the car crash had ruined his life. oneshot, France x England, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Minutes by deityb reviews
The world has been systematically devastated for ten years. On the doorstep of 2020, even England has finally suffered. With apocalypse looming, he's met with a visitor long thought dead. FrUK, Language and Some Sexuality. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2010 - England/Britain, France
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
October Twenty Fourth by lilien passe reviews
Gilbert is in the hospital. Ludwig visits him every day. Fic trade with kivaember. Warnings: Sadness. Crippling angst. AU Germancest. Even more angst. Craziness. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Four Oh Two by lilien passe reviews
Ludwig is suffering from a bout of insomnia. Unfortunately for him, so is Gilbert. Warning: Contains a version of a beloved fairytale that would make the original author cringe. Also sap. Way too much sap.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Full Circle by Jainaxox reviews
They say mental illness is hereditary. Luckily for the Gavin's, the concept of family never held any significance, anyway. Childhood fic centered on Kristoph and Klavier, originally written for the Kink Meme
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,286 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Late by yiyjfgyty reviews
Late. The damned plane was late. Oneshot. Gavin Brothers. Please read and review!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Klavier G., Kristoph G. - Complete
A Shock to the System by Michiyo Ichimaru reviews
Klavier is in a terrible accident and gets admitted to the hospital under the suspicions that he won't make it the night. Although they can't reach any family, they call in the next best thing, and Apollo waits it out with him. A/K - from the Kink Meme -
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Bitter and Sweet by Phoenyxx reviews
[One shot] Hitsugaya. In a candy store. It was all so very bitter and mortifying for him but so much sweeter for his audience.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
A Piece of Silk by Phoenicia reviews
Friends and friendship are valuable things. A brief snippet in time with Ukitake Jyuushirou and Kyouraku Shunsui, taking place at any point before the Soul Society arc. Gen leaning shippy or shippy leaning gen, whichever you prefer.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2006 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
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Sanguine Rhapsody reviews
About three things Sollux was absolutely positive: First, Eridan was a Vampire. Second, he was an insufferable, pompous prick and part of him, though he did not know how dominant that part may be, longed to punch him square in his snooty face. And third, his apartment was pretty choice, and living with an asshole Vampire had to still be better than living in a box in an alley.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
The Heir Apparent reviews
As long as he could remember, Eridan had walked in the footsteps of the legendary pirate Dualscar and failed to live up to his name. However, just as he prepares to accept his fate, a chance meeting with their psionic helmsman alters his destiny forever.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,726 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
O Captain My Captain reviews
Occasionally, learning to live together means accepting that sometimes, your partner is really weirdly and overly emotionally attached to his pet fish. Random Humanstuck AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Will O' The Wisp reviews
In which Sollux is expelled from his clan for communing with the dead and meets something strange in the woods. They always said not to follow the faerie lights.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
Upon his death, Francis is left at a crossroads. Too kind for hell, too promiscuous for heaven, there is but one way to decide his fate: a cosmic wager that he can win his love again and prove it true, even in the body of Arthur's much reviled ex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,829 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - France, England/Britain
Fish Paste Sandwiches reviews
Retired Wing Commander Arthur Kirkland of the Royal Air Force had no time or patience for strays and vagabonds, of the four-legged variety or otherwise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Joie de Vivre reviews
England dares not breathe. Not while his world burns around him, not while his people suffer and their dying screams echo in his heart, and not while the one person that has always been his twin flame has been suddenly consumed by the darkness of war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
La Vie en Rose reviews
Renowned fantasy author Arthur Kirkland is bored. With his muses gone and his editor at his throat, he embarks on a trip to France hoping to find inspiration. However, he may be walking into something much darker and deeper than he ever imagined. US/UK/FR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,122 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, America
Wanderlust Book 2: Gears, Grease, and Glory reviews
Enoki has left The Barrens in the dust, but how can he find adventures in a boring ass place like Thousand Needles? By moving on to the Mirage Flats Raceway of course, where he can indulge his inner speed demon. Nothing bad could happen there right?
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Troll, Goblin
Wanderlust Book 1: A Journey of 1,000 Miles reviews
Book 1: One redheaded, fiery spirited Troll Shaman, one philandering one-eyed Troll Rogue, one disgruntled Tauren Hunter, one goodhearted Orc Shaman, the worst Goblin in all of Azeroth, and one big world to wreak havoc upon.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,671 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Troll - Complete
Capture the Flag reviews
Warsong Gulch: the excitement, the glory, the competition! Nevermind the inevitable tedium, hours of stalemate and frustrations that can only stay pent up so long.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Sore Loser reviews
A companion piece to Capture the Flag. The beauty of Arathi Basin! The rolling hills, clear blue skies, and the exquisite taste of utter and total defeat.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete