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 Author has written 7 stories for Halo, Hellsing, Gravity Falls, and Gears of War. Hello readers and friends, old and new! This is the profile page of EZB, fan-nerd and amateur writer of a few things. If you're here, might I suggest trying one or two of my stories? If you want to try some of my old stories, by all means, have a crack at them! But the only one still ongoing is the Return to Gravity Falls, which is undergoing a big re-write. Otherwise, you may find the oldest material of questionable quality. I am a man of prolifics, not quality, it would seem. But stay a while. Read some stuff. Send me a PM if you want to chat. I am back. In case you want to be 'in the know' for Gravity Falls, check out this: The Return to Gravity Falls TVTropes Wiki! Because some people really wanted to inflate my ego, or something. Talk about the coolest thing that has ever happened to me! (other than being married, of course.) |
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Father Fear by himayamata reviews
Spirit and pixie. Journey to the vast darkness. Facing the Faceless. When Baby Tooth goes missing in a small town in Illinois, it's up to Jack and Tooth to find her. But when they investigate Baby Tooth's disappearance, they find something more evil then either of them have ever faced. And it is hungry. (I made this horrifying cover)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Slender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Jack Frost, Tooth, Slender - Complete
Woman of Steel by TheEquestrianidiot 2.0 reviews
"You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kor. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders."
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Dipper P., Wendy
Nobody by TheEquestrianidiot 2.0 reviews
Traumatized by the murder of her father, April O'Neil sets out alone to travel the world and study the criminal mind to enact revenge on those who wrong her. Now, seven years later, with old friends and new allies helping her fight the world's injustices, she will become a legend, but she will also become... Nobody. Co-written by ravenshell.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,934 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [April O'Neil, Donatello] Shredder, Baxter Stockman
The Town That Makes Everything Else Seem Normal by MayDayGirl-Save-Our-Ships reviews
Norman wants to make it through his summer in Gravity Falls, Oregon, without drawing too much attention to himself. However, when he finds himself trapped by a creature that shouldn't exist, he doesn't expect to be saved by two twins who seem to know more about this weird stuff than he does. In fact, compared to them, he was downright normal.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,450 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Norman B., Courtney B. - Complete
Sherman Pines by BearTamer reviews
Chronicles the life of Sherman Pines, grandfather of Dipper and Mabel Pines from his point of view. Story starts before birth of Stanley and Stanford Pines and ends (most likely) with birth of Dipper and Mabel Pines. Rated K but may be subject to change in the future. Characters: Sherman Pines. Who for some reason is not on the character list.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015
Master of the Boot's Deadliest Warrior by Master of the Boot reviews
Inspired by Spike TV's awsome show, watch as the deadliest warriors in all fiction go head to head with each other. Suggestions will be accepted. Mental vs Raynor is on hiatus but we have all new fight up :)
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 274,174 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 6/6/2010
An Outsider's Look at the Pines Twins by iguessso12 reviews
The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,147 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
The Pines Twins and the Last Crusade by Spontaneous Fiction reviews
In the year 1938, the famous Pines' siblings (twin archaeologists extraordinaire) Great Uncle Stanford Pines has gone missing. When a wealthy collector by the name of Gideon Gleeful tells them the nature of his disappearance, the two follow their uncle's trail of research in hopes of finding him. But what happens when they dig too deep and discover truths that should have remained?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,117 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, 8 Ball
Korra is Face Fisted by Master of the Boot reviews
After the night at the noddle place with Bolin and Korra, Tahno goes home to his boyfriend. But he doesn't realize that Korra insane and violent. So for messing with the Avatar, Tahno pays the price and Korra learns something about herself in the process. Inspired by a song from Metalocalypse.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Korra - Complete
The Big Hellsing: The Forks Affair by Master of the Boot reviews
Millennium was destroyed, but the conflict never ends. With their backs against the wall, Hellsing will fight a war that will reshape the world as we know it, and Forks is the new battle ground. Welcome to the Big Hellsing. Crossover with Twilight.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 201,714 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Alucard, Integra
Metal Gear Wayne: Shadow of the Bat by Master of the Boot reviews
In the deep vaults of Wayne Enterprises is the weapon known as Metal Gear Wayne; a weapon that absoloutely cannot fall into the wrong hands. As terrorists cripple Gotham, Solid Snake will have no choice but to team up with the Dark Knight to save the day.
Crossover - Batman & Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,036 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, S. Snake
Survivor: Vampire Island by Lion in the Land reviews
It's Cullen versus Cullen and Hellsing versus them all in an unprecedented season of Survivor. Just when you think you have the game figured out, it'll take a dark twist that NO ONE will see coming. Reader participation! Hellsing/Twilight/Survivor
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,887 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Seras 2066 by GreenOnion reviews
In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 342,146 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006
Random Hellsing Tales: Volume III by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of short humorous Hellsing stories written by me, Agent HUNK. Stories included: Alucard runs out of ammo, the truth behind Integra being single, a Hellsing talent show, and crash courses in philosophy. Several pairing references. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008
Hellsing Order Q: The Trek Adventure by Master of the Boot reviews
Alucard is ancient and has triumphed over many enemies. But is even the No-Life King a match for a mysterious entity that calls itself Q? Find out.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,381 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Q, Alucard
Streams of Consciousness by Illusor Meaneld reviews
Sephiroth and Vincent are interrupted in a ferocious battle by a trans dimensional portal. What will happen when the insane Sephiroth meets his match in the Sadistic Vampire Alucard?
Crossover - Hellsing & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,471 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Vincent V., Sephiroth, Alucard, Seras - Complete
Means To An End by xxSatanicaxx reviews
New sword student Ashuri Hasegawa went from looking for acceptance in her slayer village, to becoming the top the class Swordswoman, but the way she gets there is very strange. This is an InuYasha fic, I promise. Ashuri is my character. IXKA MXS AXAkitoki
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sango
Rinse in Cold Water? by xxSatanicaxx reviews
A birthday present for Matsumoto goes wrong, and at the same time, ends up being so right. M for lime situations, HitsuXMatsu fav paring, please Read and Review
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
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The Return to Gravity Falls reviews
Mabel and Dipper return to Gravity Falls three years after their life-altering summer vacation spent with their Grunkle Stan, to find that Gravity Falls never stops being, well, weird. As the twins encounter old friends and reconnect with the supernatural inhabitants of Gravity Falls, new dangers lurk just outside of the knowledge of Uncle Stanfords old journals.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 1,334,558 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Soos, Wendy
Men of War: Final Edition reviews
The fallen Dawn brings with it hope for the war-ravaged world of Sera. The lost spartan finds himself in an alien world with all-to familiar problems. Read along the epic journey as Master Chief, Spartan John-117, finds himself in the world of Gears of War. Here comes the fire and fury of two epic franchises.
Crossover - Halo & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/22/2020
Men of War: Ultimate reviews
The Chief and the Gears are back! Following the events of Halo 3, The Master Chief lands on the war-torn planet of Sera. With a new world and war to sink his teeth into, the Spartan must join ranks with the notorious Gears of War to fight for humanity.
Crossover - Halo & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,395 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/22/2020 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Dominic S., Adam F. - Complete
Aliens reviews
What dreams can save the haunted? What actions in the present can fix the past? Mabel Pines, last survivor of the Nostromo learns the hard way that the past will come looking for you, no matter how far you drift in space. Her only option? Take the nightmare head on. This time, it's war. Collaborative story with TheEquestrianIdiot2.0
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Mabel P.
The Hellsing War Chronicles reviews
Follow the chronicles of the Hellsing Organization, two years following the Millennium incident. New allies arrive to the organization, ready to assist thwarting a foe, one more determined than their previous: the shadowy agents of a long dead pharmaceutical empire. It's vampire versus virus in this war of supernatural and biological monsters.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 96 - Words: 594,389 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter
Strongholds and Serpents reviews
Heroes and Villains! Angels and Demons! Blessings and Curses! Tabletops and Dice! Welcome to the world of Strongholds and Serpents, a fantasy realm of nerdiness and rolling dice. The heroes Dipperthur the Wise, Soos of Mission Soos, The Red Phantom and Mabel (who has a really long name in game) must challenge the forces of darkness together! Can they hope to survive? Come find out.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Soos, Wendy
Men of War reviews
Starts right where Halo 3 left off. Chief is tossed into a new conflict on a new planet. What changes will the Master Chief bring to the struggling war of Sera? X-over with Gears of War
Crossover - Halo & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 120,181 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Master Chief/John-117, Marcus F. - Complete