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Joined 10-07-07, id: 1392974, Profile Updated: 12-03-08
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Stravaganza, and Blue Bloods.

Name: I have many! I am known to some as "Bug" while others know me as "wd16". Then, there is the occasional "the weird girl who sits in the corner reading", but most people just call me "Halle".

Age: Sorry, but I don't want to be stalked by some crazy dude who's in his 40's. I can tell you though it is in between 10 (Yeah, right! You think that I would be on here if I were that young!) and 14. My mother however says I either act like I'm 30 or I'm 2.


I should be on medication, but apparently, my doctors think I'm perfectly healthy. So I've decided to diagnose myself.

Disease: Zoomtosis

Symptoms: Sleeps all day and stays awake all night, reads constantly, has a tendency to yell, gets unusally delirious when sleepy, laughs at least every hour, hyper-active, has the need to have a dictionary by their side, says random things, becomes paranoid easily.

If you have two of these symptoms, I am afraid that you have Zoomtosis.

Treatment: 1. Stuff your mouth full of marshmallows and run around screaming "I'm a big fat bunny and I love to sing!"to every neighbor you have.

2. Run around town and paint every person you find with shoes on red.

3. Don't do the treatment and live with Zoomtosis for the rest of your life.

If you choose 3, you're my new best friend! If you choose one of the other two, you're also my new best friend!


Funny Little Things About Me

LADY: When I was littler than I am now, I used to call everyone "Lady" including boys and occasionally, my parents. It would always be, "Hey, Lady! How ya doing?" and "Can you pass the potatoes, Lady?" Luckily, I grew out of that stage, but now, I have the habit of calling everyone "Hon" which I blame a friend of mine for. When will it stop?


Likes: Libraries Books Writing Reading Drawing Trees Flowers The Sky Purple Yellow Green Blue Family Sappy Romance Movies Friends Moon Stars Spongebob Squarepants

Loves: CHOCOLATE! ANYTHING FUNNY!

Dislikes: Surgical Needles (Shots) Cancer People Who Think They're Better Than Everyone Else

Admires: People Who Don't Care What Other People Think About Them My Sister (Died Awhile Back) My Family My Friends Tamora Pierce Almost Everyone Spongebob Squarepants Stephanie Meyer

Problems With: My Confidence (Have None) My Brother My Laziness My Sloppiness

Wonderful Books That I Love: Twilight New Moon Eclipse Breaking Dawn Maximum Ride Series Blue Bloods Novels Percy Jackson and the Olympians Stravaganza Anything Tamora Pierce Wrote Artemis Fowl Series


My Favorite Sayings:

TGIF!(Thank God it's Friday or Thank God I'm Female!)

Live, Love, Laugh!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!

Woe is me!


Seasons(Favorite to Least): Fall, Winter, Summer, Spring

Tortall vs. Emelan: Can't Decide

Edward vs. Carlisle: I don't care! They're both dreamy! Sorry, I'm drooling!


People strive to be normal, but I strive to be different. I strive to be weird!

The person who created chilly cheese fries was a genius, but not very orginal. I mean I would have at least come up with a more creative name like Aryies or something.

If a genie gave me three wishes, I would wish 1) for vampires to be real (If they aren't already), 2) for Tortall to be real, and 3) for three more wishes. With those three wishes, well let's just say the possiblities are endless.

What's luckier than a four leaf clover? I'll tell you. A three leaf clover!

If apples were pears, and peaches were plums and a rose had a different name. If tigers were bears and fingers were thumbs, I would love you all the same.

I don't mean to scare anyone, but death isn't something to be afraid of. It comes sooner or later, so what's the big deal!

Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate!- Goodquotes.com

Procrastinators unite...tomorrow!-Off of some random guys shirt

The best comeback in history, "Yo Mama!"

If I picked six (orginally, five) people to have dinner with, dead, alive or anything else, they would be the following.

William Shakespeare- Oh, believe me! He would get an earful! I want to know what could possibly motivate him to write Romeo and Juliet, and why did he have to kill them? I cry everytime!

God- I'm curious as to what all my deceased family peoples are doing. Also, I have a lot of questions I'd like to be answered, and who wouldn't want to have dinner with him (those in the Christian religion, that is)?

My Grandparents- Okay, I know I'm probably cheating with this one, but I'm counting all four as one item. I never got to meet them, they all died before I was born, and it would be really cool, I think.

Queen Elizabeth I- My friend, Grace, would totally be agreeing with me right now. I liked to know how it was to rule over a powerful country alone for fourty years (I think). It would be amazing to just talk to her!

Leonardo Da Vinci- He was a man ahead of he's time. Brillant and artistic. It would be awesome to sit down with him and have dinner! I wonder how good his manners were.

All the Characters Out of the Books I Love Including the Evil Ones- I know, I'm cheating big time. So shoot me! I really would like to have dinner with all these guys! And it would be hilarious if they all had dinner with me at the same time! Oh, I can just see it know!

My Quotes of Me

"People always say that there are things that are impossible. I however say that there are things that are improbable. Anything can happen; everything is possible. Things are just more probable than others are."

“He who wants all will never be satisfied. He who wants nothing will never be happy. He who wants chocolate will live long time.”

“There are three groups of people. Those who blame only themselves, those who blame everyone else, and those who know where blame truly lies. I put myself in group number four. That group doesn't really care whose to blame as long as everyone else is okay with it.”

“People call me foolish but I say I’m smart. People call me a dreamer but I say I know what reality truly is. People call me misunderstood but I say I understand everything.”

“The heart is the strongest muscle in the human body, and yet it is so fragile. It can break easily but it will continue beating until the end.”

"Happy people laugh, sad people cry, but I eat chocolate."

"I perfer to be called athletically challenged. Lazy's too harsh of a word."

"The point of a crush is to keep it a secret, or you will be crushed. Catch my drift."

"Boyfriends and best friends do not mix. Unless the guy you're dating is "the one", but I highly doubt that."

"You're never officially best friends until you hate each other."

"One day, I'll rule the world with flying monkeys, and you'll regret that you said that about me."

"I'm optimistically pessimistic. I look at the good side of the bad things."

"You're just jealous because I can act stupid, and people still love me."

"At the end of the day, if I got at least ten hours of sleep, watched some form of educational television, and made at least one person laugh, then I say it was a good day."

"One day, snowflakes will take over the world with their mind controlling powers. Well, at least Blaze and I will be safe. After all, you actually need a mind to be controlled."

"I have a life... It just consists of sleeping, reading, writing, eating, and breathing. But still, it's a life all the same."

"It's funny that no matter how loud I yell, nobody listens... How depressing... Oooo, is that a penny?"

Random Conversations

Me: Be careful!

Allie: I'm just walking to class. How paranoid can you get?

Me: I'm afraid the sky's going to fall on me! Does that answer your question!

Me: Did you just say you hate unicorns?

Katie: No.

Me: Oh, because I was about to say how can you hate unicorns. They make the world go round.

Katie:...Halle, are you on medication?

Ashley: Guess what?

Me: YOU'RE PREGNANT!

Ashley: No, way! What makes you think that?

Me: It sounded like you needed to say something really important. That's all!

Me: Hey, Ashley! How's the baby?

Ashley: I already told you! I'm not pregnant!

Me: Sure you're not! So, is it a boy or girl?


After seeing the Mist...

Me: Mom, you'd never kill me right?

Mom: Of course not, Honey!

Me: Good, but...

Mom: What?

Me: I don't think Annie can babysit Blaze and me anymore when you guys go to Chicago.

Mom: Why?

Me: Because she said she would of killed us.

Mom:...I think you're right. How do you guys like April?


My dad's watching T.V. while I'm reading a book whose name I cannot remember.

Something bad happens in the book...

Me: OH, NO!! This cannot be happening!

Dad: Who you talking to, Hal?

Me: Myself. I know, I know! I'm crazy!

Dad: No your not as long as you don't talk back. You don't, right?

Me:...Sure. Why not?


In the car...

Me: Mom, what would it be like if everyone had to sing everything they said?

Mom: (sings) It would be like this.

Me: (sings... badly) Wouldn't it get annoying?

Mom: (sings) It sure would.

Me: (sings ... badly... again) Yeah!

Blaze: Can you guys stop it? I think my ears are bleeding!

Me:(... sings... extremely bad) Meanie!

The Eyes Behind the Clouds

When I was little and it rained, I looked to the sky

and asked "Why sky? Why do you cry?"

To this day, Even though I know better

I still ask that question outside in the rain while my clothes get wetter.

I suppose I'm foolish, but I think there are eyes

behind the clouds, and I wonder why it cries.

I long to help, to make it feel happy

but that's just the way I am always trying to be laughy.

I wonder why it cries. I wish I knew.

Why it cries and who.

-Halle 11/28/07

;-) :-) ;-) :-)


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Granddaughter to the Lioness by skyflyte12 reviews
Adalia is the violet eyed daughter of Aly. When she decides that she wants to follow in the footsteps of the Lioness, no one is game enough to deny her. This is Adalia's story as she trains to be a knight. ::COMPLETED::
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 92,186 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
In the Mind by Jessie Dunkan reviews
Over 3000 years ago, at the age of 14, Colin was turned into a vampire. His ability to substitute blood with milk had always gone unexplained... until now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 3/21/2008
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Wagers, Anyone? by OldCC reviews
Owen, in his usual jolly manner, figures out what's been bothering Kel for ages. She's in love, and the whole palace wants to know who she's fallen for! The betting has begun, and everybody's all over Kel with questions. What a mess! KD, FINALLY UPDATED!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Keladry, Domitan
Flipside by The Velocity Of Jellybeans reviews
Natalie is a normal 15 year old girl, until she goes to Volterra. What happens when the tour goes horribly wrong and she winds up alone in a huge castle? But, more importantly, will she get out before the strange red-eyed demons kill her? First fanfic! R&
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Logic Has Died Weeping by iSparkle616 reviews
Breaking Dawn, condensed. Fourth and final installment in the Twilight Mockery series. Rated, as always, for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
The Jaguar Goddess by Eaglefire reviews
Sarai's daughter goes to the Copper Isles and teams up with Aly's daughter and Taybur Sibigat's son. One night when they get lost in Rajmuat, Kyprioth finds them and proposes a wager which leads to the adventure of a lifetime.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,225 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Yama's Festival by Eaglefire reviews
Alanna faced a corrupt mage seeking the throne. Kel defended her people against a neocromancer who stole the souls of children. Now, as she tries for her knighthood, Deryne of Queenscove is pulled into a deadly whirlwind of the past and present.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,231 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Bring Me Down by LittleMissSunshine.x0 reviews
Renee died and Bella moves in with an abusive Charlie. She befriends Alice and Emmett, while Edward, along with his beautiful vampire girlfriend, hates Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,518 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Diary of a Pawn by The Pawn reviews
This is my real life account on vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,631 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
Dogs and Thieves 50 Themes of Beka And Rosto by LadyKnight44 reviews
Themes of Beka & Rosto. COMPLETED.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Raine Falls by ChaoticSpore reviews
Raine Falls. Abusive drunk father. Mom's dead. 7yr old brother relies on her. She ends up doing the unthinkable. She gets sent to Forks. What's gonna happen there? Rated T for future chapters. Full summary inside. OCOC BE JA ER CE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
True Rider Love, 30 Themes about Miri & Evin by OldCC reviews
You all know what these little 30 or 50 themes are. I have taken it upon myself to create them about Miri & Evin, and their True Rider Love. Read, enjoy, and review! COMPLETE AT LAST!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Beka's cat by Shang it reviews
Rosto gets his ticklers on a spell to take him to the divine realms. He drags Beka along, but things don't go as planned. With the help of a curious dragon, the pair returns to Corus...200 years beyond their time! AU, kinda. Rated a STRONG T.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,913 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Goodnight by ThJaFl reviews
Beka sings a song her Ma used to sing to her for Pounce. Guess who overhears? Songfic to Goodnight My Someone. Terrier Fanfic.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Tortall
Rosto's Confession by Eaglefire reviews
After Verene dies, Phelan confines himself in her room until Rosto the Piper shows up and tells him a startling tale. Oneshot.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Don't You Dare by Weezer Girl reviews
They had a fight. But they're EvinandMiri, MiriandEvin! They never fight! Something happend Midwinter, someone got hurt, and someone left. EM. PLEASE review! Oneshot
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Players by Lady Genevieve reviews
Evin Larse. Miri Fisher. How can they be anything more than friends if Miri is intent on avoiding Evin? [Oneshot] [Complete] [Follow up to Persuasions and Always Just Friends]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Always Just Friends by Lady Genevieve reviews
Evin Larse. Miri Fisher. Best friends. Maybe more. But probably not with the constant stream of women that separates them. [Oneshot] [Complete] [Follow up to Persuasions]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Persuasions by Lady Genevieve reviews
Evin Larse. Miri Fisher. One bet. Two friends...and a lover. [Oneshot] [Complete]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Tortall - Complete
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The Prophecy Keeper reviews
PostRevelations.A mysterious girl steps into the lives of the Blue Bloods.She has rocked the fondations of the Blue Blood laws before.Why is she back?What is she?And what is her part in the upcoming battle,in everything else?SpolierAlertR&RRatedTjustincas
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2008
Cruel Fate reviews
Post Eclispe. As the wedding is approaching, Bella and Edward are swamped. When an old friend of Bella's comes into the picture, she comes with danger, mystery, and confusion. Add Jake and we've got ourselves a tangled web. 1st twilight fanfic. Review!OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007
My Twilight Obsession reviews
This is about crazy, little me and my weird obsession! I enjoy writing this, so even if it isn't funny, I don't care! It's just so much fun to write! It gets a little silly, but try it out! R&R! Please! Rated T cause I'm not sure what I'm gonna do!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
Vampires at the Dentist's Office reviews
If there’s one thing that I hate more than wars, it’s a visit to the dentist’s office." Sally Lones takes a trip to the dentist's offfice, but this is no ordinary trip. She meets 2 gorgeous vampires. What's in store for her?R&R Mild Humor Rated for Saftey
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008
More Than Life reviews
This is for IsabellaMarieCullen3214's challenge. It is a little OOC. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
City of Stars Poem reviews
This is a poem I wrote a year ago. It is pretty much a summary of the beginning of City of Stars. Hope you enjoy it!
Stravaganza - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete