Name: Derek Mykel Cowles
Birthday: November 11, 1990
Sex: No, thanks.
Hobbies: Reading, video games, being a pervert, being an asshole to people I don't like, spelling words in strange ways so as to keep the same pronunciation, singing
Likes: a good sense of humor, big words (antidisestablishmentarianism, bitches), perverts (especially female ones), ramen (it kicks ass), macaroni and cheese (it kicks ass), bluntness, Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals (I can relate to so many of his darker characters, like Jekyll and Hyde or the Phantom), chewing on toothpicks
Dislikes: many types of vegetables, people who try to sing Webber songs who can't in the slightest, people who try to sing at all who can't, people who say that the media is the source of all of our problems (especially video games, ignorant bastards), yaoi fangirls (sorry ladies, fangirls grate on my nerves)
Favorite Forms of Fanfiction: 1. Harem (some guys deserve them, others are hilarious in the face of one)
2. Humor (I love a good laugh)
3. Romance (Hey, just because I can do without romance in my OWN life, doesn't mean I don't applaud other people falling in love)
Least liked Forms of Fanfiction: 1. Yaoi (so I'm a homophobe, sue me)
2. Angst (In small ammounts, it's okay. Emo, cutting, "Oh poor me" I can do without, thank you.