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Joined 10-07-07, id: 1393000, Profile Updated: 04-10-12

Name: Derek Mykel Cowles

Birthday: November 11, 1990

Sex: No, thanks.

Gender: Male

Hobbies: Reading, video games, being a pervert, being an asshole to people I don't like, spelling words in strange ways so as to keep the same pronunciation, singing

Likes: a good sense of humor, big words (antidisestablishmentarianism, bitches), perverts (especially female ones), ramen (it kicks ass), macaroni and cheese (it kicks ass), bluntness, Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals (I can relate to so many of his darker characters, like Jekyll and Hyde or the Phantom), chewing on toothpicks

Dislikes: many types of vegetables, people who try to sing Webber songs who can't in the slightest, people who try to sing at all who can't, people who say that the media is the source of all of our problems (especially video games, ignorant bastards), yaoi fangirls (sorry ladies, fangirls grate on my nerves)

Favorite Forms of Fanfiction: 1. Harem (some guys deserve them, others are hilarious in the face of one)

2. Humor (I love a good laugh)

3. Romance (Hey, just because I can do without romance in my OWN life, doesn't mean I don't applaud other people falling in love)

Least liked Forms of Fanfiction: 1. Yaoi (so I'm a homophobe, sue me)

2. Angst (In small ammounts, it's okay. Emo, cutting, "Oh poor me" I can do without, thank you.

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No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 8,305 - Follows: 8,539 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15282 - Favs: 8,966 - Follows: 6,762 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3834 - Favs: 6,207 - Follows: 5,520 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Duty, Honor, and Truth by Tyrchon reviews
Young Naruto believes himself alone with no family, he is wrong. Learning the ways of his mother the young boy will embark on a mysterious adventure that could destroy both him and Konoha. What will he do when confronted by his clan's legacy? Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 438,143 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete