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Poll: For "A Fated Exchange", I absolutely am torn between choosing whether to keep the fic OptimusXOC or change it to RatchetXOC. I LOVE THOSE TWO GUYS SO MUCH IN TF: PRIME! Which way should the fic go? Vote Now!
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Joined 10-07-07, id: 1393139, Profile Updated: 11-08-11
Author has written 16 stories for Storm Hawks, Transformers/Beast Wars, Aliens/Predator, Halo, Ninja Turtles, Hellboy, Jak and Daxter, Team Fortress 2, Enslaved: Odyssey to the West, Call of Duty, and A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris.

Hey, name's chiv-id and that's all I'm gonna give! (Just jokes)

Age: 20 (holy shit I feel old, LOLZ)

Gender: Female (you can tell by my stories...)

Likes: Transformers, Naruto, Storm Hawks, AVP, and other stuff I'm too lazy to give; ramen (the best food in the world!), video-gaming, and etc.

Dislikes: Uh...cauliflower?

My motto: "You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same."

Rules of the House:

1) Don't have a giant robot brawl in my house, energon on the carpet=me kicking serious titanium aft!

2) No Predator/Xenomorph brawls, if I didn't want neon blue stuff on my carpet, I sure as heck don't want neon green shit on it...or any holes from the acid.

3) No flying on skimmers in the house. I find another hole in the roof, it'll be someone's ass on the line!

4) Okay, Red vs. Blue people...for the last time, under my roof, my rules, so no setting up fucking forts in my living room!!

5) Liz and making out=fire=bad. No makie-outie in my house.

6) Nobody piss the following people off: Liz (fire), Jak (Dark Jak), Ironhide (giant robot=destruction), any of the Predators (they have anger issues and like to skin people...alive), Raphael (he's got bad anger issues, too), Monkey (nuff said), and me.

7) No RED vs. BLU battles in mah house. Or else I be chargin' mah lazer, and y'all gon' be regrettin' after that. And no excuses, even if the last sandvich was taken.

8) Those who do not obey the rules will end up being deleted. That's that.

Favorite quotes:

"Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?" -Little Girl to Ironhide, from Transformers

"You can always borrow money from pessimists, they'll never expect it back," -My Very Wise Friend, Psycho Ward Satanist

"I swear, you bring up the "women=the root of all evil" proof, I'll kick your ass!" -Me...I'm serious

"Dude, I ran into a wall!" -Destiny, a friend, "And that's why I should never give you candy canes..." -Me

"I am the sugar queen," -Imani, another friend (downs 6 pixie sticks into her coke and drinks it in 5 seconds), "Yes you are..." -Me

"Caboose, what the hell is wrong with you?!" Blaine, another friend (after I zapped him in the kidneys), "...What the hell are you smokin', my name not Caboose!" -Me, (realizing his mistake) "...Okay, my sure act like him though..." -Blaine, "Shut the hell up before I beat yo' Chipanese ass!" -Me, "...What?" -Blaine

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get caught in jet engines," -My Very Wise Friend, Psycho Ward Satanist

"I said I'm pregnant!" -Fiona; "Wow, I'm gonna be an uncle!" -Donkey; "And you, my friend, are royally (horn blares out words)," -Puss In Boots; from Shrek 3

"Time...line? Time isn't made out of lines...they are made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!" -Caboose, RvB

"Drink Sunny-D, it hurts bears!" -Neal (chiv-id: I have no idea, so don't ask...)

"Oh my God..." -Jak (Jak 3, when he finds out the Precursors are fuzzy orange ottsels-like Daxter)

"Got it! Where would you be without me, eh Dax?" -Jak, "Well, Jak I probably wouldn't be two feet tall, fuzzy, and running around in the sewers without a pair of pants...God, I miss pants." -Daxter

"Okay, what the hell are you smoking, and where can I get it?" -Me (after my friend got hyper off of sugar)

"Winners never quit, and quitters never win." -Me to my mom when she was super tired and didn't want to work, "Yeah, but if she quits, she can get sleep, that's a win in my book." -My friend when she was over at my house.

"Some people think they can outsmart me...maybe...maybe...but I have yet to see them outsmart bullet." - Heavy, Team Fortress 2

"You know what feelings are for? They're for bludgeoning their wives with a golf trophy!" - Sniper, Team Fortress 2

"All right, who's ready to go look for a spy?" - BLU Soldier; "Right behind you." - RED Spy, Team Fortress 2

"Just because I have breasts doesn't mean that I have magical powers over infants," Dr. Temperance Brennan, "Bones"-"The Baby in the Bough"

"What the fuck? You've been walking around for several hours with this guy, kicking ass, taking names, and you haven't even done your own? I would've been exchanging names, ages, birth dates, boxers or briefs in the first half hour with that sexy-ass mofo, and she only decides to do it THEN? Unrealistic right there..." Me about Trip and Monkey in "Enslaved:Odyssey to the West"

"One shall stand, one shall fall." - Optimus Prime, Movieverse and TF:Prime

"So, if you guys are robots, who made you?" -Rafael, "Uffff...puuhhh-leeze." - Ratchet, TF: Prime

"My pistons may be rusty, but my hearing's sharp as ever!" - Ratchet to Arcee, TF:Prime

"MY FIST, YO FACE" - Sure, it doesn't seem that funny, but if it's coming from a teenage Japanese FOB with pink puffballs in her hair, you would be laughing with me, Miko, TF; Prime

The Most Epicly Random Moment in Television History: "Bones"-"The Critic in the Cabernet"; starring Dr. Temperance Brennan, Special Agent Seeley Booth, and Dr. Lance Sweets

"Hunger." - Booth

"Sex." - Bones

"Whoa." - Booth

"Horse." - Bones

"...Cowboy." - Booth

"Child." - Bones

"Baby." - Booth

"Booth." - Bones

"Whoa, what, do you think I'm a baby?" - Booth

"You're a father..." - Bones

"Oh, mother." - Booth

"Birth." - Bones

"Happy." - Booth

"Sperm." - Bones

"Sperm, isn't this kind of a little weird?" -Booth

"No, keep going." - Sweets

"Okay...egg." - Booth

"I want a baby." - Bones

"Whoa!" - Booth

"Horse." - Bones

"Wait, no, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, you want a baby?!" - Booth

"Yeah, we can stop here." - Sweets

"I actually found that quite interesting." - Bones


Storm Hawks:

1) Take It To The Sky: On Hiatus-haven't had much of a drive on this...


1) The Soft-Hearted Are Not Weak: Okay, I'm on Hiatus on this one too...


1) What It Means To Be Human: IronhideXOC

2) Driven To The Edge: JazzXOC

3) A Diamond in the Rough: OptimusXOC

NEW: A Fated Exchange: OptimusXOC (may change to RatchetXOC depending)


1) Give Me Direction, Give Me Life: Master ChiefXOC

2) Shoot Now, Ask Questions Later: not sure who I'm going to be pairing up for this one...thinking either CabooseXOC or TuckerXOC or maybe even ChurchXOC, depends...also, this one's on Hiatus


1) The Baxter Creations: No clue who pair with this one...

Jak and Daxter:

1) Reality's Game: JakxOC

Team Fortress 2:

1) Odd Class Out: OCx...? (I MADE A PICTURE FOR THIS ONE!! Go to this link to check it out! )

Enslaved: Odyssey to the West

1) Enslaved's Odyssey to the West: Dragon Tears-MonkeyxTrip (for now, mwahahahaha...)

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Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
The Right Colour by Breech Loader reviews
Being the only Medic on the field isn't an easy job. And neither is being the only woman. And what's making it even worse is that RED Medic's Hippocratic Oath is nagging at her again. And so are the men on the BLU team. Scout/Medic, Sniper/Medic
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,408 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Medic
Hungry for Tsuna by Death2Afangirl reviews
Tsunayoshi Sawada has always been invisible but when he goes to Namimori All boys school...that all changes. Everyone has their eyes to make Tsuna their main squeeze but how is Tsuna taking this? Read and Review. Everyone27 well not everyone
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 161,228 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Governess by BleedingTwilight reviews
Josephine thought she was simply going to be the governess of an ordinary young boy. What she hadn't expected was to come face to face with things she hadn't thought existed or a man even more stubborn than she.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,892 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Ardeth B. - Complete
A Quarter Shy of Human by Doukashira reviews
When the Storm Hawks see a Terra in the distance that appears to be burning they land to check it out. They end up meeting a new girl that might just have Stork blushing before all is said and done.Warnings violence and blood, nothing too graphic
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007
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The Information Age: Oneshots reviews
A collection of oneshots about my fanfic, The Information Age! Please read that first if you haven't! And all short stories will be prompts, so either drop some reviews in here or in the other story and you might see your prompt come up!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011
The Information Age reviews
When the year 2012 devastates the world with a Zombie outbreak, it's up to our four Nazi-Zombie-killing heroes to stop it, or there won't be a future to look forward to! Rated T for now, but there's lots of swearing, gore, and a bit of romance.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,528 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Nikolai B., Takeo M.
Beautiful to Look Upon, Dangerous to Touch reviews
One year after the events in A Monster in Paris, Francoeur and the gang embark on a new adventure as Raoul and Emile, searching for a special anniversary present for Lucille, set off another series of events that will rock not only Paris, but France itself! FrancoeurXOC, LucilleXRaoul, EmileXMaud
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,559 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Francoeur
A Fated Exchange reviews
TFP When Cliffjumper is subsequently captured and executed, can a mysteriously powerful femm who has no ties to either side even the battle for the Autobots? And why does she have no recollection of memories beyond 100 years ago? OPXOCXM Read and Review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,569 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Reality's Game reviews
Jak2 Me and my friends were playing Jak 2 when a voice calls us to play. Sucked into Jak 2, my friends and I are separated and even though this is only a game, the danger's still real, and soon it's not only just our lives in danger. Better summary inside
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,515 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Jak M.
Enslaved's Odyssey to the West: Dragon Tears reviews
Monkey's journey with Trip may have started when he's put on that slave ship, but what happened before that? What was Monkey's past? And what happens when he encounters it again? You ain't never seen Enslaved like this. Original story with a spin on it.
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,411 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Monkey, Trip
Odd Class Out reviews
You've got Heavy, Soldier, Scout, Demoman, Medic, Spy, Engineer, Sniper, and Pyro, the 9 essential classes. But what happens when you introduce an entirely new class? And what if it's a girl? OCx? Rated T for now, may be rated M in future...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,051 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Scout, Sniper
Give Me Direction, Give Me Life reviews
The Prophet of Truth is dead, the Halos are no longer a threat, and now there's only the Flood to worry about. Things are looking up for the Master Chief, but when he has to train a new female Spartan, how's he gonna react to the strange girl? MCXOC
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,733 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Master Chief/John-117
What It Means To Be Human reviews
Based After Movie A GMC Topkick kills a family, leaving a girl scarred for life after seeing her parents die then her sister in the after explosion. Can a battlehardened warrior who has an obsession for cannons help her out? Thinking IronhideXOC...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,995 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Ironhide
Driven To The Edge reviews
2007 Movie A spicy Latino girl with a need for speed meets our urban loving silver Pontiac, unfazed by her injuries from a previous crash that left her family shaken. What will come out of this? JazzXOC ya'll!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,457 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Jazz
I Hate Psychics reviews
-Hellboy 2- I've been banished from my home, lived in this strange world for 4 years, and now have something calld a BPRD, a red monkey, a flame wielder, and a psychic breathing down my neck. How could it be worse? I HATE psychics... maybe AbexOC
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,848 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Abe S.
A Diamond in the Rough reviews
Based After Movie Sector Seven is shut down, Agent Simmons is out of a job, and now his daughter has to go to regular school...hey, who knew? And what happens when the Autobots find out she's not human? OptimusXOC!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Optimus Prime
The SoftHearted Are Not Weak reviews
[AvP] When Xenomorphs threaten the life of her village, Shandra Nuivol, Umpala Gwi, fights alongside her warrior bretheren. But when Predators, Yautjas, come in to play, will their hunt destroy the village or save it? PredatorOCsXOC
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007
The Baxter Creations reviews
...2003 series and 2007 movie... Dr. Baxter Stockman made more than Mousers in that lab of his, and the turtles are going to have to come to the rescue when the city is under attack from...a teenage mutant cat? Review to see who get's paired with the OC!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007
Shoot Now, Ask Questions Later reviews
[My Alt. Ending to RvB] Other than the death of York and Captain Flowers, everyone seems fine and back to normal, O'Malley still has Doc, and the Red and Blue are still fighting. Only thing is...Doc has a sister who came for him. What will happen?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007
Take It To The Sky reviews
The Kiloyreans, an ancient race of Atmos, have all but become extinct. They live on the Lost Isles, away from civilization. And they're only contact is with a girl by the name of Piper. AerrowxOC or FinnxOC please review and rate
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007