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Joined 10-07-07, id: 1393235, Profile Updated: 06-29-11
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Hi I'm Akii-chan, pervert extroardinaire and yaoi hentai lover. I've been writing not too much lately, but enough that people are reading my fics! I'm still finding myself wanting to -gasp- actually write fanfiction again! Of course you all should know what this means! YAOI. BAHAHAH! :3 I will be writing a lot of yaoi in the future, and as soon as I get a few series running I will post up a shedule to try to stick to as to when i will update chapters. And as you can tell from my page I am most happy with my couples. I know theyre all Naruto, but I'm working on starting a Kingdom Hearts fic. Nnn! But I love Sora too much to share him with anyone...;-; damn game...If only...lawlz anyways. I'm sure I'll be inspired to start new fics, but for now, I'll work on the ones I've started.

And I hope I won't get flamed. I also hope I don't steal the originality of something someone else has written. By accident of course! I would never ever take something that important on purpose. And by that I mean writing something un-organic and something everything else is writing.

I'm even considering started a few Pokemon fanfics. :o Not sure what but we'll see.

Updates;

So I restarted my account. I've been into a few new things lately. Maybe I might start writing again but we'll see. :o For now I'm just using this account to read. :>

Anyways, I'm just gonna list a few of my fave pairings:

Naruto

GaaNaru

SasuNaru

KibaNaru

ShikaNaru

ItaNaru

NejiNaru

KakaNaru

SasoDei

ItaSasu

Tsubasa/XXXHolic

KuroFai

DouWata

Pokemon

N.Black


a wee bio

Name: Akii-chan or Evil-baka~

Age: 18

Birthday: September 9

Gender: Female

Location: Canada

Fave TV show: Chower, Flapjack

Fave Anime: FoolyCooly

Fave movie: Pulp Fiction, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club

phobias: Spiders, the dark(just...empty dark rooms and hallways) and raw foods.

Hobbies: Photography, video games, the internet

So yeah, as said previously, I love yaoi, I have no problem with yuri or hetero, just dont try to cram it down my throat mmkay? I mean, I fantasize about sexy bishies as much as the next girl :P

One-shot requests are always open! thnxkbi!

jyaa ne for now ~evil-baka

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Forget it by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Naruto finds himself sitting in a park. His mind is blank - he can't remember anything. Not even his own name. : YAOI, ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Healing Hot Spring by bluepools reviews
Legend says that if you visited the hot spring and took a bath there, you could heal from any illness, so what do you get when you mix together a cute blonde, a hormone-crazy brunette, and a VERY hot, hot spring? SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,304 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Imaginary Friend by taru taru animegal reviews
It all started with a bet. Then, Uzumaki Naruto claimed to see A person in his bedroom in the middle of the night that he thinks isn’t real...Until school...SasuNaru, KakaIru, Onesided SakuSasu, and others! FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,064 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
THE CABIN by forsooth reviews
Read it and find out, summaries are for the ignorant and the dull.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ame ni Shichigatsu by Rae-chan33 reviews
Sasuke stared at the child, nervouse sweat dripping down his forehead as the boy crawled twords him. How to make this kid understand that Sasuke was NOT his 'Master! AU SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,144 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How My Kids Are Learning Their ABC's by Undying lover reviews
Inspired by Mrs. Paper. Riku is supposed to teach a three year old, Namine, her ABC's in three days. He sits down, and writes 26...less than clean AkuRoku short stories. Of course, he'll give her the censored version, but you get uncensored :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Fireworks at the Festival by stary202 reviews
Sasuke is forced to go with Naruto to a festival, and is having the worst possible time of his life. But maybe, just maybe, Naruto can help show Sasuke that festivals aren't so bad, that is if Sasuke can find Naruto first. One-Shot. Shonen-ai/SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Playing With Fire by fairy-hime-108 reviews
Gaara misses his blonde lover, but his duties as Kazekage bind him to Suna. Maybe Temari can convince him to take the night off and go pay a visit to Konoha... Yaoi, GaaNaru, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Konoha Piercings' by Ureko reviews
Deciding to do something different, Naruto goes to get his ear pierced. However, one look at his piercer has Naruto coming back for frequent visits. Sas/Naru COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Innocent Illusions by Ayaui reviews
What Sasuke doesn't know won't hurt him. Right? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,380 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Broken (old shit) by ZetsubouAi reviews
Sasuke thinks everything is going perfectly with Naruto, his obedient little boyfriend. But, not only do things begin to go awry quickly, but Gaara shows up to throw some more trouble into the mix. SasuNaru GaaNaru GaaSasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,096 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
A Game of cards by AloneTogether reviews
what can a game of poker between a few friends lead to? one-shot sasunaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Strangest Places by Ladelle reviews
OneShot-ish. Sasuke finds that having to share a table with a complete stranger isn't as bad as he would have thought. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi the Muffin Eating Pants Stealer by Birdie Don't Eat That Muffin reviews
Going on a mission with Team 7 a turn of events causes some strange stuff to go on. What's Kakashi up to now? SasuNaru. Lemon. boyxboy. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beastly Callings by darkalbino reviews
When a creepy dark man finds Naruto in an unpleasant predicament, Naruto agrees to let him stay at his house in exchange for a little help. But what Naruto doesn't know is that this man, Sasuke, has a very strange, unexpected secret. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,178 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Falling Tree by brumalbreeze reviews
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? He wondered to himself all of a sudden. What if he died right there, unlikely as it was? ...SasuNaru, Oneshot, Slight Gore...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Lover's Dozen by Orange Dive reviews
They gave me a rose. And Another. And Another. I was starting to think I had a stalker stalk me, but they seemed to close to be a stalker. An obsessive friend? Theres so many to single out. But I didn't have to. They delivered the last one themselves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,415 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
Crooked Love by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Sasuke needed Naruto. Naruto needed Sasuke. This wasn’t just love. It was an obsession, an addiction, a horrible, wonderful dependence on the other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Odama by Rae-chan33 reviews
Sasuke visits Naruto every day, in that padded room. Sometimes he'll get Naruto, and sometimes, he wont. But it doesnt matter, because in the end, it was the Council's decision. Naruto would never betray his beloved village. Oneshot. SasuNaru. Test fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Building up those things broken reviews
Naruto works in a hospital and living a perfectly normal life, until the night a red-haired patient is brought into the Emergency room. His life is in for a big change. Throw in a jealous teme, and you're got some trouble! GaaNaru onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Invisible Man reviews
Due to a horrible accident, Naruto has just lost his hearing and the person he loves most. After a long period of time, he decides to start a new life. What trouble could he get into? yaoi SasuNaru / onesided GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
This old Fashioned love reviews
Sasuke brutally kills Naruto, but only realizes after he kills him that he loves him. Will their love reunite them in the next life?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Let this go reviews
one-shot SasuNaru based on the song "let this go" by Paramore -- Sasuke visits Naruto,they clash, and Naruto dies. Sasuke realizes the sentimental value of Naruto three years later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stakeout reviews
Based on the song stakeout by Freezepop. When Sasuke falls in love with the cute boy from the Indie record store, how does he deal with it? Just a reallll short one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete